Apr 29, 2020 3:34 PM
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A few moments later... ? ctrl+shift+t
mattihase
I AM INVINCIBLE!
RawfishFood
Accurate.
quintinza
After today I feel this in my soul. My error? I swopped c and v around in 'svccode' once, but the error was triggered in another file.
dnebdal
I helped debug some binary mangling code yesterday. Took too long to accept that the code is right and ab != a6 even in tiny font.
Oh dang man.
The worst part is that we were two people looking at it. :)
thoushaltnotpass
I'm in this video and I don't like it
YokuneRuko89
Newbie, not even 50-100 tabs
pollomagnifico
This is how I feel every time I learn a new powershell command, for some reason I don't get the same joy out of C#.
Kerb755
inb4 runtime errors
sisuandserenity
Make sure to tell everyone it was your first time compiling it too. ;)
t33kay
Yep
K47A
Spent 6 hours today with a mysql constraint error and probably had 15 tabs opened fml
DacianFalx
Hello world!
Oggerschummer
It compiles ! Let's ship it!
GhillieTrollAskold
This brings to mind a talk by Dan Tentler called ""It's fine," They Said. "Just ship it." They Said.""
Todesengelchen
I sure hope you're running Rust. At least reduces the risk somewhat.
TheMomaw
Somebody sure is proud of their new feature! Wouldn't it be a shame if somebody...pushed the buttons in a different order...
nicholasagream
Seriously the motto where I work and you don’t want to know what equipment and people depend on it. It’s among you all.
kingpedro
Runtime errors are for the weak! Onwards!
myleftasscheek
???
Gracie143
Or its PHP. error_reporting(0); and ship it! (I say that fondly...as both a C/etc and PHP coder.)
ServerMonkeyKing
Cyber would like to have a word with you.
heisenbug42
Yup. Always test in production.
TheWhiteBarry
Our users will let us know if there's a problem
Text editor FTP auto-sync in production... I deal with a a project they work like that. I do a scripted git auto-commit every hour.
(As in, essentially the git repo serves as an activity log so I can see what they broke and send them a diff to work out the fix.)
MlSSlNGN0
Budget CI/CD
boomer0001
This is what one of our vendors tries to do. We refuse and have 2 testing stations because we don’t want them to push something that breaks
Our whole workflow and renders us unable to process stuff. They hate that we do it, but it’s proper practice.
Trooper99
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
sempiesalty
For ANY project if you take snippets and search them it’s 70% chance you’ll get a hit.
Ceistebi
Me, someone with no coding experience or knowledge, getting R to run my analysis correctly.
Ha, as someone who effectively has "help researchers write R" in my job description, I ... recognize your pain. :)
CognosNerd
Don't forget the dozens of forum posts with "edit:nvm I figured it out"
urukhello
The scourge
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Asked by user123456. Good thing they get closed or at least downvoted into oblivion on all the SE's that are relevant for me.
RAGE! Then I post only one old thread on the entire internet with this unsolved problem, and get shamed for necroposting. Blaahhghgh/
BarbedWireCatheter
Necroposting sounds like an illegal sex act.
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
I like how this doesn't have a single downvote after a week
WTFantastico
THANK YOU
eidel
2 hrs before your deadline, when it's your 5th thread, that's like electronic Blue balling
crashbasher
Tell me how you figured it out BiGjuZz69, TELL ME
faultysage
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png
spug3t
Been there. It's not a funny place.
CrispyNougat
Was gonna post that
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Me too. Figured I should expand the comments first though.
tschallacka
Rawri0r
I actually recently posted a question somewhere, and when I solved it myself, added the code for what I did. Felt good to leave a "guide"
o4kill
Give this man a medal
KnucklesTheExistentialist
You're a good one
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Good Guy Rawri0r
CyborgSpaceViking
As someone who just set up their Windows 10 machine to dev on a project I understand this feeling deeply.
I spent so many hours over multiple days just getting things set up so I can work on a personal project. Why do I torture myself like this.
"Wait, shit....that's not the right output for this test case." ctrl+shift+h
RiskyCommenter
Ctrl+shift+t will reopen the last tab you closed.
He closed a lot of tabs. Ctrl+shift+h will open your history.
iamlegendinjapan
Just keep pressing Ctrl+shift+t it keeps opening previously closed tabs. Or the whole set of tabs if you accidentally close all of chrome
Higure
Ctrl+shift+t a lot of times. I recognize pages much faster than I recognize history entries.
Bombideer
Also just Ctrl+h. That works too
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
I laughed a lot at this. This should be a meme for any problem being solved with computer systems and coding.
Much like the coffindance for people doing really stupid things that can kill them
dduncan55330
Stack overflow is soooo fucking helpful
ObliqueRay
I was on SO before it was cool, fuck you guys
nitroghost
unless you're looking for an obscure issue and someone has already asked it but there's zero answers ?
imguriulli
PataRican
Exactly what I'm trying to achieve right now.
HardiReady
just merge... will add tests in next sprint
xstickman
I thought it was an automated tab closing program.
Oh no. That thing still doesn't run. Lousy hunk a python.
Googol30
Ctrl+w is even easier than clicking.
turbulentlizard
Right click -> Close tabs to the right
flowen8
No, the stack overflow tabs are what helped him get it to work. Closing the tabs is the victory lap.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Accurate
SecondToNine
Not pictured, the 20 min build time in between every try.
cousteau
Things that take forever to test after every small change are the worst.
I did stuff with FPGAs and 30 minutes to 1 hour synthesis time was normal.
I work on a big Android app, I spend more time compiling than writing code..
It has its upsides though. https://xkcd.com/303/
WardSharlow
I'll be honest. I go days, sometimes weeks without looking up code on the internet. Eventually, you have to actually learn to code.
JAK0BA
I'm upgrading my math and going to uni for computer science, will this be my life ?
thelatentheatflux
Yes. I do coding for atmospheric science, and finally closing the SO tabs is such a satisfying yet nerve-wracking feeling.
gpixelVillain
100%
Dam well let's hope I get accepted for fall term wop wop
GameOfLiesAndDeath
Until you load the script again.
No kidding; a friend of mine had a program that didn't work on Wednesdays.
JonWallace1985
#include “/tmp/necessary.h”
HereForAWhile
But what does it do?
TheOtherJeffLebowski
Installs Chrome
Segfault.
xXxRickMoranis420x69xbox360xboxoneVAPExmas1
We'll find out after deployment
JewishMonk
2 tests passed. 68 tests not passing.
tryingtoignoreanythingtodowithuspolitics
Who cares, it compiled!
gnovice
IT. WORKS.
sometimesipostsockshere
Thingies!
fiete
The thing the product owner wanted it to do.
barnwolf
Fixes the COVID-19 bug in the 5G tower roll out
JulinAlonso
It does what it do!
3randomwords
It works
Treforce
It build succesfully
FjordianSlip
Print String: "Hewwo World UwU"
Alistairetheblu
It passes butter.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Welcome to the club.
Grankotte
It closes tabs, one by one.
Quewen
Came back just to give you a +1 Gave me a chuckle.
mikosflower
First laugh I've had in 2 days +1
ihavethelowground
Who cares it compiles
And if it compiles, that means it's done. Now to deploy it and realize that the unit tests are still fuckered.
CitizenClam
For those not in the know: Compiling is converting human readable code to ones and zeroes. It never works the first time.
LAMovieDesign
Even though I know what binary is, I’m still very much “not in the know”. But that’s ok, coding is tricky stuff.
Elonmusketeer
And if it does then you’re even more fucked
And if it does compile on the first time it will crash on run time
ZackWester
that or I compiled it 3 times ran the same number got 12 different result. from 3 tests one test per compile. HOW?
TheRobbieB
Worked on my machine, dunno what the issue is...
mattihase
I AM INVINCIBLE!
RawfishFood
Accurate.
quintinza
After today I feel this in my soul. My error? I swopped c and v around in 'svccode' once, but the error was triggered in another file.
dnebdal
I helped debug some binary mangling code yesterday. Took too long to accept that the code is right and ab != a6 even in tiny font.
quintinza
Oh dang man.
dnebdal
The worst part is that we were two people looking at it. :)
thoushaltnotpass
I'm in this video and I don't like it
YokuneRuko89
Newbie, not even 50-100 tabs
pollomagnifico
This is how I feel every time I learn a new powershell command, for some reason I don't get the same joy out of C#.
Kerb755
inb4 runtime errors
sisuandserenity
Make sure to tell everyone it was your first time compiling it too. ;)
t33kay
Yep
K47A
Spent 6 hours today with a mysql constraint error and probably had 15 tabs opened fml
DacianFalx
Hello world!
Oggerschummer
It compiles ! Let's ship it!
GhillieTrollAskold
This brings to mind a talk by Dan Tentler called ""It's fine," They Said. "Just ship it." They Said.""
Todesengelchen
I sure hope you're running Rust. At least reduces the risk somewhat.
TheMomaw
Somebody sure is proud of their new feature! Wouldn't it be a shame if somebody...pushed the buttons in a different order...
nicholasagream
Seriously the motto where I work and you don’t want to know what equipment and people depend on it. It’s among you all.
kingpedro
Runtime errors are for the weak! Onwards!
myleftasscheek
Gracie143
Or its PHP. error_reporting(0); and ship it! (I say that fondly...as both a C/etc and PHP coder.)
ServerMonkeyKing
Cyber would like to have a word with you.
heisenbug42
Yup. Always test in production.
TheWhiteBarry
Our users will let us know if there's a problem
Gracie143
Text editor FTP auto-sync in production... I deal with a a project they work like that. I do a scripted git auto-commit every hour.
Gracie143
(As in, essentially the git repo serves as an activity log so I can see what they broke and send them a diff to work out the fix.)
MlSSlNGN0
Budget CI/CD
boomer0001
This is what one of our vendors tries to do. We refuse and have 2 testing stations because we don’t want them to push something that breaks
boomer0001
Our whole workflow and renders us unable to process stuff. They hate that we do it, but it’s proper practice.
Trooper99
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
sempiesalty
For ANY project if you take snippets and search them it’s 70% chance you’ll get a hit.
Ceistebi
Me, someone with no coding experience or knowledge, getting R to run my analysis correctly.
dnebdal
Ha, as someone who effectively has "help researchers write R" in my job description, I ... recognize your pain. :)
CognosNerd
Don't forget the dozens of forum posts with "edit:nvm I figured it out"
urukhello
The scourge
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Asked by user123456. Good thing they get closed or at least downvoted into oblivion on all the SE's that are relevant for me.
Gracie143
RAGE! Then I post only one old thread on the entire internet with this unsolved problem, and get shamed for necroposting. Blaahhghgh/
BarbedWireCatheter
Necroposting sounds like an illegal sex act.
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
I like how this doesn't have a single downvote after a week
WTFantastico
THANK YOU
eidel
2 hrs before your deadline, when it's your 5th thread, that's like electronic Blue balling
crashbasher
Tell me how you figured it out BiGjuZz69, TELL ME
faultysage
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png
spug3t
Been there. It's not a funny place.
CrispyNougat
Was gonna post that
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Me too. Figured I should expand the comments first though.
tschallacka
Rawri0r
I actually recently posted a question somewhere, and when I solved it myself, added the code for what I did. Felt good to leave a "guide"
o4kill
Give this man a medal
KnucklesTheExistentialist
You're a good one
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Good Guy Rawri0r
CyborgSpaceViking
As someone who just set up their Windows 10 machine to dev on a project I understand this feeling deeply.
CyborgSpaceViking
I spent so many hours over multiple days just getting things set up so I can work on a personal project. Why do I torture myself like this.
faultysage
"Wait, shit....that's not the right output for this test case." ctrl+shift+h
RiskyCommenter
Ctrl+shift+t will reopen the last tab you closed.
faultysage
He closed a lot of tabs. Ctrl+shift+h will open your history.
iamlegendinjapan
Just keep pressing Ctrl+shift+t it keeps opening previously closed tabs. Or the whole set of tabs if you accidentally close all of chrome
Higure
Ctrl+shift+t a lot of times. I recognize pages much faster than I recognize history entries.
Bombideer
Also just Ctrl+h. That works too
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
I laughed a lot at this. This should be a meme for any problem being solved with computer systems and coding.
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
Much like the coffindance for people doing really stupid things that can kill them
dduncan55330
Stack overflow is soooo fucking helpful
ObliqueRay
I was on SO before it was cool, fuck you guys
nitroghost
unless you're looking for an obscure issue and someone has already asked it but there's zero answers ?
imguriulli
PataRican
Exactly what I'm trying to achieve right now.
HardiReady
just merge... will add tests in next sprint
xstickman
I thought it was an automated tab closing program.
mattihase
Oh no. That thing still doesn't run. Lousy hunk a python.
Googol30
Ctrl+w is even easier than clicking.
turbulentlizard
Right click -> Close tabs to the right
flowen8
No, the stack overflow tabs are what helped him get it to work. Closing the tabs is the victory lap.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Accurate
SecondToNine
Not pictured, the 20 min build time in between every try.
cousteau
Things that take forever to test after every small change are the worst.
cousteau
I did stuff with FPGAs and 30 minutes to 1 hour synthesis time was normal.
SecondToNine
I work on a big Android app, I spend more time compiling than writing code..
cousteau
It has its upsides though. https://xkcd.com/303/
WardSharlow
I'll be honest. I go days, sometimes weeks without looking up code on the internet. Eventually, you have to actually learn to code.
JAK0BA
I'm upgrading my math and going to uni for computer science, will this be my life ?
thelatentheatflux
Yes. I do coding for atmospheric science, and finally closing the SO tabs is such a satisfying yet nerve-wracking feeling.
gpixelVillain
100%
JAK0BA
Dam well let's hope I get accepted for fall term wop wop
GameOfLiesAndDeath
Until you load the script again.
cousteau
No kidding; a friend of mine had a program that didn't work on Wednesdays.
JonWallace1985
#include “/tmp/necessary.h”
HereForAWhile
But what does it do?
TheOtherJeffLebowski
Installs Chrome
cousteau
Segfault.
xXxRickMoranis420x69xbox360xboxoneVAPExmas1
We'll find out after deployment
JewishMonk
2 tests passed. 68 tests not passing.
tryingtoignoreanythingtodowithuspolitics
Who cares, it compiled!
gnovice
IT. WORKS.
sometimesipostsockshere
Thingies!
fiete
The thing the product owner wanted it to do.
barnwolf
Fixes the COVID-19 bug in the 5G tower roll out
JulinAlonso
It does what it do!
3randomwords
It works
Treforce
It build succesfully
FjordianSlip
Print String: "Hewwo World UwU"
Alistairetheblu
It passes butter.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Welcome to the club.
Grankotte
It closes tabs, one by one.
Quewen
Came back just to give you a +1 Gave me a chuckle.
mikosflower
First laugh I've had in 2 days +1
ihavethelowground
Who cares it compiles
JewishMonk
And if it compiles, that means it's done. Now to deploy it and realize that the unit tests are still fuckered.
CitizenClam
For those not in the know: Compiling is converting human readable code to ones and zeroes. It never works the first time.
LAMovieDesign
Even though I know what binary is, I’m still very much “not in the know”. But that’s ok, coding is tricky stuff.
Elonmusketeer
And if it does then you’re even more fucked
ihavethelowground
And if it does compile on the first time it will crash on run time
ZackWester
that or I compiled it 3 times ran the same number got 12 different result. from 3 tests one test per compile. HOW?
TheRobbieB
Worked on my machine, dunno what the issue is...