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Peak talent https://imgur.com/gallery/peak-male-performance-Htg222R
Doggo security https://imgur.com/gallery/cat-culture-this-move-is-considered-bad-dog-culture-this-considered-good-boi-move-b25mE7J
Pups enjoying pool in summer https://imgur.com/gallery/some-pups-enjoying-summer-pool-lSISGVr
MintyFreshReferrals
Redd Fox did a similar bit decades ago - it’s worth a search & listen.
SoberToast
Huh?
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
6th grade has lasted a long time for these guys.
circlebreaker
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
Fer real?
EvilEmperorXurg
Pulled it off you say?
Magnar1183
$60k and roughly 5 years for a pussy pun!
BOHICAbeast
That is commitment to comedy!
UrbanNorthern
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bzNmZnIyZHR3OXlxZngwZDNqczdwM2N3a25qOHRydTJjeWdhMTFrayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lEVZJzy4w15qE/200w.webp
Munchman347
'And there's Brown in the rear!'...
Pilgrymm
That's ummm... uhhh... hmmm.
TheRealDude19047
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTlrbDFmeXJsMHB0a2pwMmF6bmdpM3NuZTVydDlncW55aTJ4MXJ4YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bv5ZgqKNBATHG/200w.webp
roughingupthesuspect
Boys will be boys…
myppburns
Surely you can’t be serious
newsguycraigevans
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Handy36
You can't reuse names like that?
OfficialFoxy
Absolute mad lads
senseicombs
And that's how trickle-down economics works folks. If a rich person has a sense of humor they will pay the poor to entertain them. If you're one of the lucky few chosen to entertain them you will be paid real money for the privilege. The part where you get chosen for a job, we call that, "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps".
chunguswangus
What a fucking dork
senseicombs
What's the problem, little boy?
STONES1975
or like saying somewhat fast, Mike Hunt.
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
The was a real race horse named Hoof Hearted, which during the exciting stretch runs when the announcer is talking fast was heard as "Who farted."
STONES1975
good one
Quessir
It would be nice to have that kind of money to spend on something so non-essential.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Like bubblegum
DeanGulberri1
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDh5NzlreTRtZ2ttcGc2cW9vbGk0ZXNwcDQ0cGRodmhpZW9rbXBpYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3cllhylyUbtCM/200w.webp
KaJuN
Hey Ace, you got any more of that gum?
PicassoCT
three horses, but only worked onnce? two in the stink ,one on the pink?
DJThuglifeSupreme
Legendary
Cloudypoona
Hoof hearted
Cloudypoona
https://youtu.be/Kqj2hkbDnyM?si=MDhesCNVkQlYOxEd
gtotherizzle
One of my absolute favorite jokes
motokeith
Hoof Hearted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM
forcedfx
And the winner is Dick by a head!
dmbpapa
Calgary racetrack, 20 years or so ago… a horse in one race was named “Hoof Hearted”.
dmbpapa
All of the track caller’s lingo came into play… Hoof Hearted bringing up the rear, on the inside rail, up front, etc.
GrenithTheSkald
Gods, I miss Cracked.com in the early to mid 2000s before they got bought by, I think, Yahoo? Immediately restructured the site, laid off most of the writers and creative staff, and nosedived the entire website.
They had daily comedic articles published by freelancers and often included lists about hilarious/bizarre facts with stuff like this. Or the one writer who published a list of which presidents he believed he could beat in a fist-fight and had the FBI actually investigate him.
JusticePhrall
They were excellent.
Cody Johnston runs Some More News now
TheAccursedHamster
I do miss old Cracked too, but even then David Wong was a fucking moron.
InkGoat
I've only ever heard "it's all pink on the inside" as a way to say "yeah I banged a black woman but I'm still racist, I swear!"
sundaymondayhippyday
I’ve never heard that till now!
FRIENDisCHUMisBAIT
Should've named it "All Wet".
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
I thought it was a motto of the boyscouts of america as evidenced in south park
Gomer632
I think the racism is on you this time. "Jungle Fever" maybe a racist remark to sleeping with black women. I use "18 to 80 blind deaf or dumb" as my go to anything , there is also "if there's grass on the field, play ball" but that's for MAGAts like trump.
InkGoat
I didn't say anything about "Jungle Fever." I'm just saying what I observed in the 80s and 90s. And the context was racism 100% of the time I heard "it's all pink on the inside."
MissIWasntItching
This is the first time I've heard someone claim "We're all the same on the inside" as meaning "I'm racist"
InkGoat
I don't understand how you could interpret "it's all pink on the inside" as "we're all the same inside." Pink is even today used as slang for a vagina.
MissIWasntItching
Every time I hear the phrase, it sounds like a 'bro' way to dismiss racist BS. Sure, it's objectifying, but racist?
"Dude, she's black!" "So? It's all pink on the inside."
Sexist? Sure. Racist? I don't see it.
Sounds WAY different to me than "I'm still racist, I swear!"
InkGoat
That still sounds racist to me. All you care about is the pussy, and you're using that to justify it to the racist.
fitgirl1
Let me explain. They are saying this in a derogatory manner as it's said men about black women and frequently men see women as objects to serve their pleasure regardless of race. So it also indicates that dude who said this likely fu c k Ed a woman who was black but still doesn't see her as equal or human.
Bonana
Bumfuck (cunt)ry folk I was raised with used it as an excuse of it being okay to assault women you're racist against alongside the rest.
LicensedAdHominem
I've heard it only in the same contexts: not just racist, but horrifyingly misogynistic as well.
swofromtherock
I heard it as a deflection of a friend's racism. "Yes I sleep with black women, but I understand that you, racist friend, think of them as less than people. I don't hold that against you and we're still cool."
tychog99
Which would make you racist by complacency
fubizdaddie
You had me right up until the part where the dirtbag's unacceptable racism didn't bother you and you're cool with it. I'm not cool with racism. I'm also not cool with people who are cool with racism. You and I are not cool, stranger. Good day.
bumwithguns
I feel like you are taking the explanation of why it's racist as a literal event that took place with the commenter
swofromtherock
Right, I said I heard it as such...not that I have used it that way!