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srsgiraffe
#4 Mr. Brainwash, Thierry Guetta
Bessity
#7 that quarantine life
Lisossoma
#47 people not into black metal have no idea how lowfi it is.the most famous CD was recorded with a headphone microphone for the lowfi sound
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
#23 If bae asks you to send him a pic at 2AM it's not an image of your face that he's wanting to spend time with at that hour.
ObliqueRay
#5 Jesus christ they're real
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
#34 girl on the right be trippin about the girl on the left going commando and showing off the goods.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Seminole4ever
#33 was not said by Fauci.
PublicEnemonkey
No it was not :(
imadaargon
Very unrealistic ideas about what a balls eagle is
donwinfredo
A dream job is inheriting untold wealth.
vkmi
I don't know if anyone could be interested, but #43 is a manga called Origin and it's fucking good.
TinySnek
#44 c:
Nanananahatman
#1 but that's the strong hand.
SmokyDoggg
Hey assholes join us in the year 2020 they make a blu pill for your little dicks,you can stop killing Rhinos
ObliqueRay
it'S nOT thE PeoPle iT's THeir GoVernMent
NuggetsForKitty
#14 this meme just made me realize I dont have to aspire to have an ideal job. But a job is a means to achieve an ideal goal eventually.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Noctourn
Dream job isn't about capitalism. Be glad you have a choice other than farm labor. Survival isn't free or without cost
attofreak
#36 Disturbing context: it was a SNL sketch about pedophile show host, which is based on an actual pedophile show host.
WrongUn
#1 still stronger than Trumps leadership
v1nsai
#16 when I'm feeling bad about not understanding any of my secondary languages, I remind myself how bad I am at my native language
v1nsai
And how often I don't hear someone but just rely on context and smiling and nodding. Makes me feel better about bullshitting in other langs
slotheroll
dragonraven13
Defintely a predator... because I'm only 13.
ObliqueRay
Every day we stray further from god
MidnightTacoTruck
Your dick cold
ohvalleyofplenty
Ebdb?
attofreak
#7 That has been my life for last...since childhood :/
kingkongkeom
#33 its like when I tell my boss that "i cant teach common sense" to his idiot team of people that he chose after being advised against them
diesoz
#16 I have never been so called out and hurt.
JennyaChan
Those are pretty standard signs of ADHD btw
prufock
Makes sense, though. If your hearing is that sensitive, there's bound to be more background noise. Signal to noise ratio affects your 1/2
prufock
2/2 ability to process the information.
Eldibs
My dream job? Steak taster on Whore Island.
CaptainCaptObvious
#32 3 days in to 2020 and we were almost in wwlll
ItsActuallyDavidNow
#1 that’s 2020’s strong hand.
N0ticeablyFAT
2020 dealt us a friggin' foot.
LilandraNeramani
My thoughts exactly! "Take my strawng haand!!"
joester101
#23
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kaneep
It looks like amanda seyfried
Imjusthereforthecomments
Ohhhhhhh... yeah it does.
littlemirrorsatourfeet
Zombeh360
Ripplingtwinkie
A dream job is a hypothetical idea where you picture something that you would love to do and get paid for it. Since people who don’t work(1)
TheStargateIsReal
This. Rescuing animals would be a dream job for me.
crunchymunchychocolateypunchy
i dont get why people confuse capitalism with having to work? work exists since, like, forever, in different forms.
Aaronb1138
Mine is doing carpentry, welding, and electronics projects. I do IT work and largely enjoy it. But there are some lazy fucks out there who
Aaronb1138
would rather just be sitting, or stoned, or wandering, or gaming, or otherwise disengaged everyday they could.
Aaronb1138
The last huge pandemic and couple World Wars were the last filters for those people. No limiting factors for them past several decades.
GhengisKaren
My dad told me that I don't have to love my job. I just have to do my job. He said to find a hobby that I love and use that for fulfillment
damogen
She is just saying that she can't imagine a job that she will enjoy doing. She isn't refusing to work, she just doesn't enjoy it.
AzurenDerp
Then she missed the point of the exercise.
WanderinBard
Th exercise is useless... "If everyone followed their dreams, there would be no one to clean up shit" - Office Space
AzurenDerp
The exercise isn't to find your job, it's to help guide you to a job you're both good at and don't hate.
ScariesteSpider
what? how. and dont say "just get a job you love". i love art, but if i did that full time id starve to death and be called "worthless"
squashpirates
So ur dream job is a famous artist. 1 painting a year will make u very wealthy. Just a dream though. Trying to become that will get u dead.
AzurenDerp
So you like art, and if you also have the patience for it you could be a graphic designer. It's not about directly picking a job.
AzurenDerp
The point of the exercise is to guide you towards a job you don't hate later in life, not to give them that specific job.
VickiStElmo
This. I'm 33, been working since 16, still couldn't answer that question.
usernametaken89
Google search "Ikigai", hope it'll help you to get some insight.
VickiStElmo
Hey thanks for this! I’m intrigued.
Ripplingtwinkie
(2)are useless to society, “not working” isn’t a dream job. “Artist” is a dream job because people paint for fun, and getting paid for it
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
And there it is. A person's entire value is how "useful to society" they are and it's fucking broken.
Ripplingtwinkie
I hate to break it to you, but society has no use for unemployed people. You produce nothing.
RUFingKiddingMe
Yep, Yep - this is correct. From societies perspective you either add to or subtract from or simply take up space.
GenStrike
There's all kinds of work that is useful to society but for which people are not paid.
Ripplingtwinkie
I’ll cede to that. Not all important jobs pay.
appleyeblind
The idea is more that a person's existence is given value based on their ability to produce for society, specifically measured in money. 1/?
appleyeblind
The "dream" isn't the problem in the idea of a "dream job". It's the assumption that are dreams most conform to the idea of a "job" 2/?
BakingMaybes
I hope you consider raising children to be employment
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Found the capitalist bootlicker.
Ripplingtwinkie
Aw no one wants to pay you to do nothing? Your life is so hard
ScariesteSpider
i dont understand this disgusting mindset that someones worth is correlated to a paycheck, you might as well just write fuck the disabled
VoxMortuis
The tweet in the dump this is responding too didn't say anything about being disabled, just that they didn't want to have to work.
soulscythe
You're making a bit of an assumption to say "You produce nothing", the person you're replying to could be employed.
soulscythe
On a related note, many people that are employed I would argue are useless to society. "Useful to society" =/= "employed".
Ripplingtwinkie
(3)would be great. But some people (myself included) enjoy science, so our dream jobs are being scientists.
mrforbeez
It's usually better to learn to love something you already do, rather than pursue something you already love. Achieving "the dream" >
mrforbeez
> frequently turns into the professional equivalent of "don't meet your heroes", except with many years invested.
GrayFish
Ya if you cant find an activity you enjoy doing even though it is laborious at times...KEEP LOOKING, you will find it eventually
Ripplingtwinkie
Personally I feel like the more rewarding tasks require more work.
Richter12x2
But work is different to different people. Ideas are work. Talking to people is work. Digging ditches is work. /1
Borgham
But sometimes that dream is too far out, unimaginable in this world, is it still a dream job?
Jallenallen
I am a scientist and I love what I do but if I didnt have to be a scientist to pay bills that would be my dream job
Ripplingtwinkie
That’s not a job though. You could be a scientist for free and your “compensation” is having no bills. But that’s not much different than(1)
Ripplingtwinkie
(2)being paid enough to have no outstanding bills.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
What would you rather do instead?
Jallenallen
Hang out and travel
Puppiesgalore
I’m glad as a disabled citizen I am useless to society. I get the whole workforce point, but yeah. I didn’t think I’d end up like this, but
Ripplingtwinkie
What is your use? I didn’t say you were worthless.
jswhat
“People who don’t work are useless to society.” Yet we have billionaires. Why do people need to work? Our goal should be nobody has to
Puppiesgalore
Here I am, rockin it.
kutku
That one pissed me off. Like does she expect to have an entire society of people work to provide for her whole life while she does nothing?
Silent1fd
Worked for Trump
Ripplingtwinkie
I think anyone who understands the concept and purpose of taxes should also understand the concept and purpose of a job.
droFnasb
You get pissed off that someone expressed they don’t like to labor? She never asked for anything. She said she doesn’t like to labor.
chromed
Lots of people here thoroughly bought in to that capitalistic conditioning.
GenStrike
Yep. The Protestant Work Ethic (tm) strikes again! Or, rather, it doesn't strike, because they're content with the boss's table scraps.
cloel
Some people genuinely don't understand that food doesn't just magically appear at the grocery stores.
ScariesteSpider
where the fuck did she say that? lmao apparently not wishing you spent your entire life at 9 to 5 makes you a useless bum. fuck that shit.
Dedededededededede
Ohhh this is a story of a post scarcity utopia where nobody needs to work and automated machines do all labor and administration
chromed
We're like 50% there bud it's just the robber barons are monopolizing all the profits from automation.
Dedededededededede
Yeah. I'm just sayin, dreaming of no labor isn't dreaming of everyone else working for you. It's dreaming of a new system. Let's doooeeet
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Eat the rich?
Themark5
I would love to see a society that automates enough jobs that not everyone needs to work, or provide for the collective.
kutku
I'm sure everyone would. We'll wrap back on this idea in about 1000 years or so.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I'd be surprised if the human genus survives another thousand years.
GenStrike
We're basically there already, but the people with power (bosses/owners) generate THEIR wealth by siphoning off our wages.
RUFingKiddingMe
OMG you can't really believe this. Do you have any idea of what it takes to run a business?? That shit doesn't just happen. FALSE!!
GenStrike
If we weren't beholden to capitalists, we could provide for everybody's needs with a 10-hr workweek.
RUFingKiddingMe
How?? Capitalist? Do you mean businessmen? The people who take the risks, fund the business, do day-to-day operations?
Themark5
Basically, if you don't want to work, your basic needs will still be taken care of, and you can still participate in leisure activities.
Themark5
If you decide to use your down time to create something then do so, but also don't have the expectations that you now have to create forever
Rapturesfall
I can't remember what country it is, it may have been Sweden, but they pay everyone a monthly minimum to live. It's enough to survive on,
Rapturesfall
But it also encourages people to get jobs, for the extra money if they like. This also ensures longer time spent at their jobs, because they