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It sounds like something, some husband would say in a sitcom. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/oklahoma-ryan-walters-nude-woman-tv-b2803173.html
drduffer
“Methinks he doth protest too much!”
RustyRedbeard
Yeh accidentally sent the wrong folder, bizarrely
pr3viso
So, he's gone from no way to way but not me. He just happened to be in Amsterdam's red district when he looked at the window. Tots innocent.
JAPONfan
someone shifted tab with f4
Illinifan88
That haircut screams nazi pedophile.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Good gravy, that article is hard to read with all the garbage around the text.
meganical
All you need to know is the guy has been caught multiple times watching porn at work and sending co-workers pornographic content
TCooley79
Monkeyfighter
Wait...so first it was a lie, then a hoax, then a smear...and now an accident?
baals
pedophiles protecting pedophiles
vwzzjxv6f9101
His freak flag was exposed and he’s hiding his true self behind lies. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcW56cnpzZjh2b3QxcTE3bjVtZ2J2MmJhYnBvaDZoc2NmeHlmOXA5MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mqpl7kAAl4DE4/200w.mp4
JackingMeHoff
Sure, blame it on the Samsung TV not Supe Water's who watched the porn channel prior to installation.
CaldariBob
Did he fall while changing a lightbulb with no pants on or something? Total freak accident?
All this time and that's the best he could come up with? Sad.
red1r
Keep your children far away from that one.
cgt9803
"Antifa did it"
keys79
Thanks, Obama.
ThinkThisOut
I said that the other day in a non-ironic way. $512/wk for 18 months. I love the drone strike president! It was like living under a powerful war lord….he should come back for a 3rd term
GogaMagnet
Nothing but lies from the fascists
Grimlinnan
Pedophile.
bill4935
They couldn't even go to the bother of finding a scapegoat. What is happening with the poor quality of fascists in your country? Don't they even care enough to blame others for their mistakes?
Just find someone stupid, weak and pitiful who is ALSO a wily, dangerous threat that will take hard work and millions of budget dollars to defeat.
thecollective01
Somehow the nature of fascists is such that the lower quality they are, the more dangerous they are...makes a sick sort of sense that the US would be the country to have the absolute worst fascists of all time..
herejusttopointouterrors
no consequences whatsoever you say? yup. that's what I thought.
Nightchime
"Whoopsie! Forgot I was actually elected to work for the people. And I'm going to keep forgetting, continuously 24/7."
GoneSolo
Must be the same glitch that took down parts of the constitution; that glitch being republicans are pieces of shit.
MrMetaThesis
"I’m sorry I even have to use this language, but I’m like, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I’m like, ‘That’s pubic hair.’."
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Isn’t this the weirdo who wants bibles in all classrooms?
seheim
But it was a private meeting, so what's the fuzz /s
retepronnoco
Somehow it was because of DEI, I’m sure.
GitchyGitchyOohLaLa
kids would rather have that TV in the classroom before the GOP's 10 suggestions.
historycat
Already said it didn't happen.
Now it was an accident.
Next is it's your fault for making it a big deal.
SheriffJackCarter
I’m certain it was Biden’s fault.
StarscreamAndHutch
meganical
Well, he could say it didn’t happen but the idiot had to change his stance when so many people acknowledged witnessing his porn-watching behavior
torokunai
'Gaslighting' is the G in GOP
wadatahmydamie
Gaslighting Old Pedophiles
torokunai
"P" used to be Projection, but PDF files works too
stayme
Then Bidens and Obamas fault
wigglemywammybar
Nurse, I fell over backwards and landed on the lightbulb. I know it sounds crazy but I swear that’s how it got stuck up there!
MegaSolipsist
A lot of ambulance and hospital staff will attest that these stories would be a lot more convincing if these objects weren't placed inside condoms first.
TakuanSoho
Clockworkdancerobot
"My belt broke, I tripped, tried to grab the shelf, and fell on my female staffer, my pants came off, thus my penis became lodged in her."
woozle
as one does
Trimule
gayvillian
Has a republican and/or Christian leader ever taken direct responsibility for something wrong? There's always a mitigating circumstance. Always.
Streiquer
A religion whose entire foundation is built on somebody else dying on the cross so you can be the biggest asshole you want to be, as long as you just ask for forgiveness at least once before you die.
A political party whose entire M.O. is to use that religion to justify every bit of evil they do?
Responsibility and Accountability never stood a chance.
beerdeer
Jimmy Carter was a Christian who admitted his errors. He was too good for us.
kirmokum
the exception proves the rule, innit.
BenderSaysNeat
That superintendent is one of the worst and most dangerous people in power in this country right now.
myrealnames
Worst, maybe. Not in a during enough position to be on the top list of dangerous. Like a venomous spider that can't inject you because it's fangs are too shallow.
LateNightBunnyParty
I live here, and yyyyyyyup.
nasukkin
I mean, the head of the Pentagon wrote as part of his Project 2025 bullshittery that people like me who were professionally involved in protecting trans kids in our public schools should be prosecuted as child sex offenders. The danger goes all the way to the top now.
xj4low
In the state? Yes.
Country? No.
TsubakiTragic
not even close
420supercoolusername69
So is Mike Johnson. These people literally think God is talking to them.
nosleep2spooky
If only the theory of the bicameral mind wasn't so biased, it could apply to these people
masteryoplait
And masturbation is a key activity to both.
wigglemywammybar
No, they convince idiots that god is talking to them.
GitchyGitchyOohLaLa
GOD w/the breath of Sulphur; the spirit of division, distrust and conflict. yeah. THAT one.
NeoNeanderthal
Don't involve me. This is all you guys.