Anyway, I'm still on Imgur...

Feb 19, 2019 8:15 AM

forlornfoghorn

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Front page edit: my first front page...jolly!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ll never pass that point

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, for me it was 42

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*hums shania twain*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope! I still get impressed w things, people, love, respect, happy moments, the human spirit etc. etc. Maybe try not being so cynical.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 0

I don't know, if I walked outside to find a pile of shit 3000 feet high in my front yard, I'd be pretty impressed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like every holiday.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Like bragging, narcissism, arrogance, self-serving personalities...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is why I'll probably never make it past the first game of Kingdom Hearts.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree. A quality poop is always impressive, nomatter the age.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was looking for that comment, a impressing poop is allways, well impressiv

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is true but once you break through that and start to self improve and learn you find it again. The old shit's still unimpressive tho.

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 6

For example: pithy quotes on the internet

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Of certain age, can confirm. Also recovering g from terminal illness

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That don't impress me much.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh, I'm not impressed by this.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yet based on all the self indulgent posts like this, you become immensely more impressed by the shell of your own farts.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*smell. Fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially vague generalizations.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is 29 too young?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 18 and I'm unimpressed by 95% of things most people would deem impressive. Does that mean I'll be a grumpy old man at 25?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

i was generally like that @ 18 about 10 later i felt more facepalmy then grumpy and actively going out of my way to find shit to imppress me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. You'll come out of the teen slump in early 20's. Lots of shit will be cool, new, & exciting for about a decade. Then ... well.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

True. Including this post.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know, man. I keep finding more and more wondrous things the longer I live.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's not about wondrous things and more about not giving shits about unimportant stuff. Like random people being rude. You just walk... 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...away and never think about it again.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Age has little to do with it. How you view yourself, life, people, the world around you has more to do with experience and perspective.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought i wouldn't care but the sheer dept of the way latestage capitalism sucks the life out of everything stays horrifyingly impressive.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

hah, yea

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Smile widens* - Mammon, probably

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL something

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then upvote me Jane, you ignorant slut!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except for tiddies!

6 years ago | Likes 455 Dislikes 14

Tits don't qualify as a shit unless there is something wrong with them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Except for those Titties! True

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda been unimpressed by toddies for a while now. More of an ass man

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

even tits.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can be World Series game to win it all 2 outs bases loaded bottom of 9th and flip channel to bitties. No grown man flips back.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I havent seen tiddies in 4 months. I havent seen tiddies sober in 7 :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stop drinking, and the next time you see them you'll be sober.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well i havent seen tiddies sober in 3 years... drunk on the other hand... only 2 weeks

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the drought is that bad just pay to see em

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about fiddies?

6 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

OP did say "a lot." They didn't say "everything."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

https://imgur.com/gtV1Gqa

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kevin Spacey may not be the best choice in reference to being impressed with tiddies.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Of course, once you see one set then you want to see them all.

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Gotta see em all! TiddyMon!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

even tangerines in tube socks?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well not ALL all ...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

ALL

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Commitment, I can't share it but I respect it! +1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didnt want to see my mother's... but she got a tattoo and forced showed me when I was 12, she has a PhD (psychology)

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Psychologists are all wierdos

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Passed that point a long time ago.

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Years ago

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Decades even.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Over two and a half for me. Happened almost unnoticeable, somewhere between 20 and 25, where 25 marks the age at which I already ... 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...the art of "not giving a shit" almost to perfection.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. I was just about to comment it starts around 24

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be 4 decades for me, but I was a precocious child, so it was actually 5 decades.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just saw a fat squirrel he he

6 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 1

Fat squirrels are always awesome

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I brought my wife three cases of Fat Squirrel on my last trip home from Wisconsin.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And no picture ? Shame

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

He was eating a leftover kebab

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

OP delivered, and it was spectacular!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is, indeed, a fat squirrel

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0