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https://www.joemygod.com/2023/10/mike-johnson-believes-dinosaurs-were-on-noahs-ark/
Oct 28, 2023 10:17 PM
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https://www.joemygod.com/2023/10/mike-johnson-believes-dinosaurs-were-on-noahs-ark/
MadCat221
Respect none of his beliefs, but do respect the threat these reactionary beliefs pose to life, liberty, and prosperity in this country and the world.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
WowThatUsernameIsSoOriginal
you can trust people believing in the biblical flood and a 6000 year-old Earth to make rational policy decisions based on the best evidence.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
KamikazeGerbil101
JamesTDG
The stupid... It burns!
Nanntuckett
It amazes me how many people actually believe the Noah’s Ark myth
Clockworkdancerobot
Republicans have yet again chosen Trump and the most crazy out there. They want to punish the US. VOTE God dammit.
justsittinghere
Instructions unclear, voted God, God dammit
PicassoCT
/god mode activated
DrPepper523
Don't vote God...
erminio
Those of you who vote or consider voting for the Republican running in your Congressional district because he or she is normal, remember they are the ones that give the crazies the power.
DJOldguy
A true believer and very dangerous person. Anyone else looking forward to Part 2 of 'Dune'. Really hope Villeneuve goes into how religion ultimately corrupts everything.
scottEkarate
But nobody in the whole world had s boat except for Noah tho?
Watchadave
Hide all the fossils! Give these fuckers power and they'll destroy the evidence.
effisis
All 220 Republican Congressional Representatives voted FOR Mike.
alwaysacleric
Mike Johnson fucks kids
XuncuTheTiger
Called it: /gallery/3mCaq12/comment/2354231845/1
coffeecraver22
I'd want to see the face of a rabbi after seeing this.
skeletorinyourcloset
'answers in genesis aims to encourage critical thought'...
If it were honest, it would be breathtaking stupidity
This isn't dumb.
It delivered him to one of the most powerful positions in the world by exploiting dumb people.
This is malicious and calculated.
what's the phrase... ?
"I am your retribution"
It isnt stupid, its evil.
Firestar002
First they say Dinosaurs are the work of Satan, now they’re saying they ARE part of Gods creation AND they were alive during Noah’s time.
GuggelPlayer
Hey at least he believes dinos existed
shortlegcat
That ark must have been fucking enormous
deetatron
thatsnotmydog
The Ark Encounter is a fucking scam. They've ripped off the city (Williamstoen), the county (Grant), and the state (KY, obviously). They have paid zero in taxes since it opened, and "promised" all kinds of money and never delivered.
Burke616
"This will attract millions of tourists" the hell it will
DonteHaversham
I recall seeing a documentary or something about it and it said their estimates on visitors was insanely miscalculated and they get actually don't get very much traffic
DasParsonage
A quick google says they anticipated 1.5ish million and have been getting about 1.1 million a year.
DonteHaversham
I wish I could recall the documentary or tv special to pull up their info, but I have no idea what it was called. The main takeaway from it was that this so-called massive tourist attraction was just a money pit not making enough money to stay operational. If that's the case, I'm sure looking for tax money makes sense
Trimule
They say 1.1 million but since they don't pay taxes, they probably are not legally required to report actual attendance.
DasParsonage
That is speculation. I'd have to see something that confirms or says otherwise.
Trimule
Those actual numbers are between them, Jesus and their accountant. None'a yore Heathen business!
The701
Someone where I work has been there multiple times, and regularly wears a "faith like Noah" T-shirt. Orthodox Christianity..... 🤢
Comet260
I wonder how much that place makes on merch alone.
thatsnotmydog
I had a hard time believing the whole Noah story when I was 6. It's been over 45 years, and that hasn't changed much. The "Ark" people are also flat earthers
DasParsonage
I realize you probably don't know the distinctions like most people, including Christians, but Orthodox Christianity the way you capitalized it is usually referring to Eastern Orthodoxy, a branch of Christianity. What you probably meant was fundamentalist Christianity or something.
The701
Then maybe it shouldn't have been capitalized, but they're definitely 100% for sure orthodox/Orthodox, because I've seen the stuff from their church, and it has the word "orthodox" right there in it. The person's dad started up a local church that follows this religion. I didn't want to say the full name directly here, as it would potentially localize/identify it a bit more than I wanted.
DasParsonage
There is only one protestant denom that I'm aware of with the word "orthodox" in it, and that's Orthodox Presbyterian. But they wouldn't refer to themselves as Orthodox, just Presby/Reformed. "Small o" would be appropriate as well (such as "Those orthodox Christians are at it again.") Sorry, semantics and I just like teaching people these nuanced differences. :)
The701
Why must they necessarily be protestant though?
EricPisch
Dinosaurs on Ark is equal to Magic Man in the sky on the dumbometer
BootsDusty
landisfloatingrock
What a maroon. What a gulli-bull.
GlobalImageServiceCat
Yet he is elected by the people of USA, and becomes the speaker of the house
TsubakiTragic
Just let the significance of that statement sink in. The US holds itself up as a shining light for the world to follow, even with turkeys like Johnson in key positions. Unfortunately, the politicians in my country (Oz) are hell bent on following the US of that cliff.
Comet260
It seems that way in the UK as well. The Tories really, really hate poor people.
verbeckpaul1960
This scum bag POS is INSANE. I know the Christofascist Republicans are a bunch of stupid ignorant morons but are they REALLY that stupid to believe dinosaurs were on the mythological Ark. I guess if they believe the ark was real and it had 2 OF EVERY CREATURE ON EARTH then I guess they are that stupid. Someone needs to ask that prick if he believes the earth is flat. I’m afraid of what his answer would be.
charondaboatman
Lol, Jesus is spinning in his grave.
Cat3508
Don't think he has one, didn't his old man give him a lift up stairs !
Erumun
hush, if conservative figure out we can harness this new source of green energy they will crucify him again.
charondaboatman
Zetor
I'm kind of impressed, they found the absolute worst person for the job.
PerthAussieMike
MTG? Boebert? Gaetz? I guess there are too many worst cases to chooses from
PoliticalWanderer
Part of a long running pattern.
sirava
It did take them a few tries
TooRexyForMyShirt
Nobody wants to talk about dinosaurs (or shirts) as much as me, but should this motherfucker not be, like, dealing with House-related shit or something?
GCRust
To be fair, these were comments made back in 2021, when he was a benchwarmer chairing the Republican Study Committee and Vice Chair of the House Republican Conference. Basically, this rotating potato in a microwave has been in the House since 2015 and not held a meaningful appointment or had a significant hand in drafting policy.
jspraggs
For which, I for one, am very grateful.
Corona688
you think any neocon rep actually does a job they were hired for? No. They're there for the crime. The job is just cover
magila
He's doing absolutely nothing until Nov 17th so he can shut down the government, wreck the economy, and blame Biden.
ChelVanin
The Flintstones was not a documentary
SheepySleepySmuggler
Only because they cut out all the wife swapping. There's a reason Wilma always looked at Barny like that...
ASongOfPissAndFarts
They WERE the modern stone age family
nullbr
what about Barney and Fred?
ASongOfPissAndFarts
They WERE the MODERN stone age family
nullbr
I rest my case
ChelVanin