Sep 10, 2025 4:07 PM
Frogblender
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RetrogradeLlama
Odds of that happening are very low. I’d go play the lottery.
sloomoo
kaneinencanto
Being hard at work isn't always a good thing.
Krashtestdummy
dreadfroggy
Perfect!
Yakeshinu
Promentalwashpsychosis
Starbolt81
zertmaster
tosscobobble
So, he just had his junk resting on the fender???
CrisprCAS
That's nuts
SevTai
The Christine remake not looking well...
BuckarooBonsaiTree
Manhood in the Hood
charondaboatman
Break out the penis flattener!
goodguyC
Bilhan
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
HEARTS0FSPACE
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXQ5OG8wdzljODRrNzE5dXNwZTRvdWU3eDJwOXRlZDhpcHEwdGk0ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/YHYmMLkOmqoo/200w.webp
Quebeker
Get the penis flatter
ScoundrelPDX
That is the penis flattener
lolface
Junk not in the trunk.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2FtcmE3cW5oYjNscTg3cGoxeGRpYnRpc2NtNGtkdjhzbm52Z3JvdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jxa8zN5xsxfaK1w6tE/200w.webp
makeamericasmartagain9000
How big is that thing?
katolu
Well, keep it your pants!
PinkEater
Never thought of working on cars as something exciting enough to make your penis get in the way.
You've never heard of the phrase "hard at work?"
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
kahlas
dbox
Omg. You beat me by 4 minutes!
OldBikerDude
Bet he starts wearing underwear to work...
Coltaine
Why not just put the wipers in the service position?
DongleDingler
Role reversal
Harm
The marmot with an audio suddenly belting 'AAAAAAH'.mp4
Metalsmith21
Why did he try to fuck the car?
iusedtodream
Other way around I think
MAN9000
Just the tip.
ChicanoBatman
"No seriously honey, it got caught in the hood of a car..."
Radix865
thrashingcows
v
Deadpool854
Zymo
Who the hell has a boner when replacing wiper blades!
What mechanic doesn't?
You must be buying the cheap wipers.
astronomygeek7
Doesn’t it just happen to guys sometimes? Also, just hold it in.
nothingunused
Can you think of a better place to work if that's your kink?
throwawayaccount321
See, I would’ve been okay. Too small.
Canigetbannedagain2
I'm 6'1"...... Those are my two measurements.
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
There's no such thing as not too small enough. Yeah.
Wobbleding
Always better to be a grower than a shower, I say.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I wouldn't say always. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWFtcjFjajI3ZHUxOHpybTJ3NDY1a3Izbzlta3NrbWNzbmhzbmJkMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aztW8oK9TQhiM/200w.webp
itsrainingpotatoes
If it makes you feel better, that man was also too small after this incident
OH DAMN! That was brutal! XD
RedTailedHawk
I'd you're going to do adult circumcision, a sedative is probably a good idea.
UndulatingTerrain
Getting poked to the shaft with a syringe was not ideal.
michiyl
Just use the adrenaline from the shock moment. Takes a bit of timing and surprise though, I can tell you that - those people weren't happy the first time!
RetrogradeLlama
Odds of that happening are very low. I’d go play the lottery.
sloomoo
kaneinencanto
Being hard at work isn't always a good thing.
Krashtestdummy
dreadfroggy
Perfect!
Yakeshinu
Promentalwashpsychosis
Starbolt81
zertmaster
tosscobobble
So, he just had his junk resting on the fender???
CrisprCAS
That's nuts
SevTai
The Christine remake not looking well...
BuckarooBonsaiTree
Manhood in the Hood
charondaboatman
Break out the penis flattener!
goodguyC
Bilhan
Krashtestdummy
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
Krashtestdummy
HEARTS0FSPACE
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXQ5OG8wdzljODRrNzE5dXNwZTRvdWU3eDJwOXRlZDhpcHEwdGk0ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/YHYmMLkOmqoo/200w.webp
Quebeker
Get the penis flatter
ScoundrelPDX
That is the penis flattener
lolface
Junk not in the trunk.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2FtcmE3cW5oYjNscTg3cGoxeGRpYnRpc2NtNGtkdjhzbm52Z3JvdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jxa8zN5xsxfaK1w6tE/200w.webp
makeamericasmartagain9000
How big is that thing?
katolu
Well, keep it your pants!
PinkEater
Never thought of working on cars as something exciting enough to make your penis get in the way.
kaneinencanto
You've never heard of the phrase "hard at work?"
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
kahlas
dbox
Omg. You beat me by 4 minutes!
OldBikerDude
Bet he starts wearing underwear to work...
Coltaine
Why not just put the wipers in the service position?
DongleDingler
Role reversal
Harm
The marmot with an audio suddenly belting 'AAAAAAH'.mp4
Metalsmith21
Why did he try to fuck the car?
iusedtodream
Other way around I think
MAN9000
Just the tip.
ChicanoBatman
"No seriously honey, it got caught in the hood of a car..."
Radix865
thrashingcows
Deadpool854
Zymo
Who the hell has a boner when replacing wiper blades!
kahlas
What mechanic doesn't?
Krashtestdummy
You must be buying the cheap wipers.
astronomygeek7
Doesn’t it just happen to guys sometimes? Also, just hold it in.
nothingunused
Can you think of a better place to work if that's your kink?
throwawayaccount321
See, I would’ve been okay. Too small.
Canigetbannedagain2
I'm 6'1"...... Those are my two measurements.
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
There's no such thing as not too small enough. Yeah.
Wobbleding
Always better to be a grower than a shower, I say.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I wouldn't say always. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWFtcjFjajI3ZHUxOHpybTJ3NDY1a3Izbzlta3NrbWNzbmhzbmJkMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aztW8oK9TQhiM/200w.webp
itsrainingpotatoes
If it makes you feel better, that man was also too small after this incident
Wobbleding
OH DAMN! That was brutal! XD
RedTailedHawk
I'd you're going to do adult circumcision, a sedative is probably a good idea.
UndulatingTerrain
Getting poked to the shaft with a syringe was not ideal.
michiyl
Just use the adrenaline from the shock moment. Takes a bit of timing and surprise though, I can tell you that - those people weren't happy the first time!