Nov 4, 2020 11:18 AM
BadbunnyFIN
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Thihihi don't forget to have a laugh once and a while
masterbot
No one else see's a nuke ?
Donku83
terlands
cikson
https://airandspace.si.edu/sites/default/files/images/collection-objects/record-images/NASM-NAM-A-47865-A.jpg
Seigeengine
Where are you getting these graphs, guys.
Janzibanzi
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ThatsGrimKraken
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/11/03/us/elections/results-president.html
KevinStrexcorp
x505
nytimes
BearInTopHat
NouCake
cookiediver
IrishManD
That a buttplug
mikeatike
Because districts in Pittsburgh and Philidelphia are larger and behind on counting.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
It's probably a piss stream though because Biden is going to climb again there.
Phycon
lollll okay sure buddy
skellington01
Well, like it or not, he is climbing. But hey I know you guys rarely understand the concept of “facts” so don’t let it bother you.
If Biden wasn't climbing in pa then why would Trump not want to count the votes?
anskriletz3000
Nothing would make me happier...my racist redneck in-laws live there.
Yoyorazer
Was told "Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house!" For saying trump is dumb to my uncle in-law. That was after he called biden a mental case
Yep, but not sure he can climb enough... he needs like 75% of uncounted votes. We know they will lean blue, but not sure if 75%.
guactopus
If the uncounted ballots follow the trend of the counted ones, biden will win. It's a close race for sure.
diehardlance
Mi flipped to blue recently. If Biden can just hold nv, wi, and mi he had 270 even. Penn flipping would be nice but it isn’t needed to win
ConorOSully
He doesn't need Pennsylvania to reach 270
euphoricopportunity
There's now a good chance that the House will end up deciding. That will be interesting.
DrKriegersClone
Isn't that decided by one vote per state delegation, though? R's win that scenario easily.
If Biden wins Nevada Michigan and Wisconsin he gets to exactly 270 and it's all over
Looking good rn.
Oh, wait. 269 is the tie, nevermind. I'm sleepy.
One of the Detroit counts just came in and 140K went to Biden and only 10K to Trump!
HalloIamherenow
He's leading Wisconsin and it's super close in Michigan. If he can hold Nevada and Wisconsin and flip Michigan he's won
Saker82
Michigan flipped.
inversegrav
PA has been described as Pittsburgh on one side Philly on the other w/Alabama in between
NewHouse32
It's called Pennsyl-tucky and it's a real thing. Idiots in a union state flying confederate flags saying "MUH HERITAGE!"
That’s amazing! Thanks for the ray of hope.
Basically all the votes counted between 83% and 90% have gone Biden's way in MI. He's gone from something like 160K down to 12K down.
Ironblitz
as of right now, if everything stays blue that is blue, biden wins with EXACLTY 270
That assumes NV holds too
This is from the google page for it, he has WI and MI by a snail's ass, but he has them. If more blue come in than red, he wins
AyEcks
The Erection results are in
LexWisdom
Idk but I saw this charts and all states both lines seems exactly opposite in proportion. Anyone ?
coolcalx
Because ~99% of all votes are either democrat or republican. Therefore, democrat % ~= 100% - republican %
2 party system, rep + dem is always gona be ~=100%, so naturally there's a symmetry around the 50%
SpiesOfAtlantis
moricai
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99239999112_CITPaintingHandle01.jpg
KasperTheCarGuy
I saw a Can-Bus line signal
Grew up in Lancaster County, PA. Moved to Delaware for school, and stayed. So glad.
Luckily, Joe doesn't need PA, though it would have been great to have. He's currently ahead in NV, WI, and MI; that puts him at 270!
FallingStar7669
I noticed that too. And Joe is going to rocket ahead in the popular vote (not that that matters) thanks to millions left to count in CA.
ILikeTaterTots
Welp, there goes no nut November
komododave
Where does one find a voter count graph like this?
xuumo
How did they do that?
Tunisia
Looking at percentages isn't very helpful early in the counts because individual precincts can be very skewed and make up a large (1)
proportion of the total votes counted, early on. (2)
Jimmysuploads
Skeet skeet
matthiasfactor
Why does this look like a gas turbine?
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Because of the way it's shaped like a gas turbine.
Get this man an engineering degree...stat
I dunno. A second one would feel like overkill at this point.
One engineering degree gets you a job at baskin Robbins, imagine what two will get you
Two jobs at Baskin Robbins?
ENCHANTMEN
Starting to look better as the mail-ins come in...
OrionRed
Looks like it wont be enough...
Well, the majority of those votes are mail-ins, and among the mail ins so far ~78% are for biden, so there's still a decent chance
I see... I think my mistake was thinking 80% were already counted, but there was still like 7% to clsoe.
Deardiaryjackpot
Penisylvania
Sipulikeitto
Sylvanian Families took a dark turn on with that one
SomebodyThatIsntMe
gmfunkd
Honestly that's a more flattering nickname than Pennsyltucky cause that's what we are....
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Penisveinia people. Get it right.
I was afraid of imgur sensor bots so i left it ou of the title :D
thanks for not! got some of them sweet sweet imgur points now
Horray for fake'n'gay internetz pointz
PsychicSpider
Penisveinia
AMac21net
I came here only to confirm that this would be the top comment.
HandoB4Javert
baggelans3
am i the only one seeing an open nozzle?
chiefrunswithscissors
PensilVEINYa
ongabonga
penisveiny'n'all?
SnossedAndLost
Oh it's a penis. I thought it looked like a check engine light.
AndrewBuggy
Thank you. My friend didn't get it.
RXJ235231
I too thought it was an engine check light
buffalowineguy
The check engine light is the entirety of the US.
Dubbins
Well now I’m never going to look at the check engine light the same way again
CtrlAltDelusional
You just reminded me to tell my husband that my cars check engine light is on again. Thank you!
I thought it was a goldfish cracker...
ReadMyLeaders
Oh you sweet, sweet.... This is the internet. Everything is a penis.
freebooterz
A farting hammer
aRootinaTootin
Y'all have some fuckin weird-ass penises...
neil137
its a DS drawn penis. we'e all done it
Soggybathroomsock
Luckily Biden doesn't need PA to win. All he needs is Wisconsin, Nevada, Arizona and Michigan to get to 270. Still, too close.
Ninjainslippers
AZ and WI are pretty much done for. MI looks good, and NV Biden has a lead but counting is slow. Also PA could swing fast.
and congressional districts from Nebraska/Maine right?
DougDeNasty
Biden gets one point from Nebraska, Trump gets the other 4. With AZ that would put him at 270 barring contested votes
HughJohnson55
It’s not a transmission?
Arescatdog
We're fucked... man if he wins again...America in 4 years is going to be shit.
RaspK
*THE WORLD*
all the boog boy republicans want rifles in the streets, and a collapsed gov because it means no taxes and they can lynch again
mkelter
I'm so disappointed with my state
JustJoe2047
My state actually flipped (AZ) but note enough electors to mean much :(
TardigradeTheDestroyer
Every Electoral College Ballot counts.
LychFinderGeneral
Arizona flipping is the only thing that can save Biden without Pennsylvania
whatshappeninghere
dude this might be the flip giving Biden the win... If he wins Nevada Michigan and Wisconsin its over :)
7degreesfromkevinbacon
Yes. Just saw that and if they go blue thats 270
Ceemcgee27
The other shit we got passed because we flipped will be a huge deal even if Biden loses! And we are definitely important to the elec votes
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
Same
TrillKollins
Same here, pal
drbragg
Same...
Tomkat53
WHY? A Biden administration would be the first "baby step" towards the US becoming a fucking socialist hell-hole.
SensitiveShiori
i would debate you, but the problem is that you would not think this if logic could work on you, please dont watch fox or oan
I was a physics major in college, I'd wipe the floor with you in ANY measure of intelligence, so my sense of logic is just fine.
George3rd
James Woods is a Right wing conspiracy nut job and he went to MIT.
bragging about what you did in college, and that you "would wipe the floor with" is so childish, you sound like your daddy trump
AlmightyThor117
So am I
EchoOfSnac
Virginia typically votes for the Democratic Party overall, but I'm disappointed in my district because it's quite counter to that and we →
only had an unopposed Republican with a bad reputation running for the US House. On top of that, my county is some really weird →
tenticle-thing tacked onto a voting district we are culturally and geographically cut-off from, so I initially thought we were in the →
same district as the counties north, east, and south of us, not in the same district as the county on the other side of the one south of →
us. It really sucks because the district of all of our neighbouring counties (expect the one on the southwestern corner I didn't even know →
touchofgray8503
As a Hoosier, so am I. A Trump win was inevitable, but did we have to be the first state on the board?
DangerBaer
My wife is from Indiana, moved here to CA when we married. She says she's so glad she did. Neither of us understand why trump
has any support there. Especially considering how religious everyone is. trump is the closest thing to the antichrist we've ever seen.
babycheesehead
You’re not Kentucky at least who just decided Moscow Mitch was a great idea
BlackCatsAreMyJam
*continues to decide MM is a good idea
Troxxas
Since you call him that based on nothing, do you call Joe and Hunter biden something much worse for the 3mil from Moscow?
fools79
Trump is literally owned by Moscow with how much Russian debt he has, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
drainbamage1011
Which office is Hunter running for again?
dyxj
Pot, meet kettle. Mitch blocked election security bills, despite US intelligence unanimously agreeing Russia interfered in 2016. Before >
the election, Mitch refused to sign a letter telling Russia that meddling wouldn't be tolerated; considered it "an act of partisan politics"
Fuck Kentucky man, all my homies hate Kentucky
mop82
At least it was a tossup. Texas hasn't been blue since 76. The senator who just got reelected has been senator since I was 12. I'm in my 30s
smt99sl29
Me too
terrablesepller
every state.
garrnk
I'm disappointed in America
meatmanbrutananadilewski
Floridian here..I'm right there with you
muse1
Probably should have voted Trump.
WitchUndertones
I left years ago because I was afraid of getting even dumber than I am
PutinItInTrump
I moved from Erie, Pa to Miami. Both of the places that fucked up the most.
Jae005
I'm in Hillsborough and very disappointed in pretty much every other county here in Florida.
Same. Im in Pasco. It was nice to see Pinellas go blue, though.
ElTouk
Floridian here too... same
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Ohioan. Ditto. :(
shinyRK9
Texas, checking in...
KyleButNotThatKyle
Colorado here. Although we flipped a Senate seat to Democrat, we also elected a QAnon dipshit to Congress because she's pretty.
joca852
Didn’t she also run unopposed? I heard the Democrat dropped out.
No, the Dem didn't drop out. She got about 45% of the vote and conceded last night.
Oh that’s disappointing. I read a thing on some of the causes She had promoted and it was very concerning.
Yeah. She owns a restaurant where the wait staff wear firearms and it got shut down because she wouldn't adhere to the state Covid rules.
*laughs/cries in Kentuckian*
moofv2
Ohioan here. I gave us a lot more credit...
ac304104
I often wonder how Ohio went from voting for Obama twice to this shit show we're in now
A lot of people think trump is entertaining....
spiceass9000
I’m really surprised that happened... I mean it’s 64% reporting and you guys just started counting mail ins yesterday but damn man
in70x
By law PA cannot start counting until after all in person votes are in pretty sure. Which is why we will wait a little bit but it’s always
been that way.
I know, you would have thought they would have changed the law at least temporarily given the circumstances though
As someone who lived in Florida and now currently In Pa people saying Biden had a chance in Florida is ridiculous just like Texas
Spanky44
We tried in Texas! I think it has a good chance to flip in the future.
In pa I am confident when all votes are counted Biden will be on top
As a former Ohioan, Ohio makes me sad now.
Honestly I am hoping Biden loses the popular vote but Wins the electoral specifically... that would be so ironic
I wanted Trump completely discredited by a massive loss, def. too late for that now.
I wanted that too but that seemed very unrealistic to me if he won last time. I knew it would be right 50% of population has intellect
TheGracefulDead
Have faith. They haven't counted the mail in ballots for Philly and the surrounding areas yet.
toeindigdeep
But why?
BabyWitchErika
Trump claimed victory already. He's gonna call any result but his actual victory fraud, and stolen. Likely a civil war at this point.
Molder12
Flip-flip-flipidelphia
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
Bad things happen in Philly
ItsaMeMalario
somtin
GOP has over 1000 lawyers on the ground in PA to stop "illegal" counting. WTF republicans when has it been illegal to count a vote!!!
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Since Trump is losing.
webgambit
But it was known that this would happen. Someone please tell me the dems prepared for this by attending their own lawyers.
I have a feeling they don't. Theyll let themselves get steamrolled because I'm pretty sure they have no plan.
That's my fear
SirBagels
Yeah Bidens got a 1000 laying around too.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Fox was in in the break room and they're terrified. They keep reassuring voters that "Trump hasnt win get but that doesn't mean he won't" -/
Which is true, but the whole time the guy they were interviewing kept saying "the mail in tends to skew democrat" and they kept trying to -/
Word their next questions to guide him to say that refs would take it, but he kept saying mail skews blue, so the mail in will likely be -/
Overwhelmingly blue. Fox guy was shifting his seat, they then started rambling about how they wanted to make sure "valid" votes were -/
Counted. It's obvious they want to count mail in red votes then stop, just enough to push Trump ahead, then stop all together. \-
mrpotatoes
After last night and 2016 plus what's been happening in 2020 I don't. I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to deal with the next 4yrs
por2
Same here. Its not his politics. Its everything. Cant stand 4 more years of this media coverage nonsense. Please be over
And hopefully it's just 4 years ...
charlie2979
If the dems run the exact same fucking campaign again in 2024 and don't learn a single lesson then it's not gonna be only 4 years.
Biden will probably win here. But next time it will be a murder. The dems are seriously fucked. This should have been a landslide.
I meant the whole fascism angle but you aren't wrong. They will tho because running someone like Bernie affects their bottom line and donors
They don't care about winning it's about the money. Which is why I don't support any dem that takes corporate money if I have a choice.
icookfoodandfightfire
im not too sure about PA, but if Biden gets Michigan, Wisconsin and Nevada, which he has leads in, he'll have the 270 votes
bigkingdingaling
He will. Its over. Ga will be the cherry on top
I like that optimism, but im still riding the doom train straight to doomsville until January 22nd.
I'm hoping losing gives him a stroke.
wyatt8740
I'm rooting for aneurysm myself, but not until january because Mike Pence scares me
Maestr055
faith is all there is when there's nothing you can do about it anymore
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I'm in PA and the gap between Trump and Biden keeps widening. I'm hoping that the mail-ins are as blue as they say. Otherwise we're fucked
melsonkin
We have millions of ballots to go in PA
Rather near 1 million
Looks like the gap widened but slowed down, now biden's rising but trump still has the lead
If the trend continues biden will likely win, but that remains to be seen
NY here.. wife just said "what the fuck, Pennsylvania?" After what he said in Erie?!
Don't forget about Philly. He's shat on this state repeatedly.
NowThatsWhatICallGif
What did he say in eerie?
https://www.erienewsnow.com/story/42799779/local-reaction-to-trumps-erie-remark basically he didn't feel like he needed to be there
Haha as far as things he has said this is really light they had swallowed everything to that point I doubt that would change anyone's mind
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
That's sad for the PA result, true... but PA will maybe not be needed for a Biden win. Take NV, WIS, MC and you're good.
dissykurosu
The issue there is the win will by such a narrow margin that Trump will obvs cry foul (he already is) and we'll be in for such a shitshow
mrmartini
And let's completely ignore Biden's 2.6 million lead in popular vote because, you know, for the people by the people and all that noise.
Yup, that's how it went with Hillary's near 3million vote lead. Electoral College is whack yo.
DefinitelyNotAFed
MC?
BannedGeek
MCHammervania. Surrounded by its neighbors RunDMCsota and New Xhibitia
Think they meant MI
I wasn't sure MI or NC.
Avrune
I just can't believe Trump has any votes in Alaska, considering he's trying to cut down the national forest.
Alaska has always been deeply deeply red and that's not changing any time
Schrod1ngersCaT1701
Oil
crazyspelling
... what makes you think Alaskans don't want the logging jobs?
Leucienweaver
Biden has those three currently. EV split is 271 v 269 right now, favoring Trump. We need another state.
Favoring Biden you mean if he takes nv wi and mi he wins
Nope, still two points short. Remember those couple of states that divide their electoral college votes?
1metalnation
Correct
And he is currently leading in all of these three, so it's not too far of
Nope, he falls two points short of 270 that way. He needs to flip a southern state if he doesn't get PA.
Zakon05
Aside from what the other guy said, if Pennsylvania goes to trump, he does not reach 270 without Nevada.
waszup
238 (Current Biden total) +6 (NV) + 10 (WI) + 16 (MI)... adds up to 270 on my calculator
CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist
By less than 25k at this time..
UncleVenoM
By less than 10k at times. It ain't over till it's over.
megodk
Historically mail-ins (the ones yet to be voted) tend to swing blue
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
I personally think we are fucked for reasons people aren't mentioning. Biden could win and we are still fucked because of the Senate, he
GeneralAnubis
Around 70million people voting for Cheeto this election, after these last 4 years they want more. That's a huge problem.
ntek2
Im surprised you guys aren't more blue given the steel industry. Most people in steel are not fans of your president
Philly and Pittsburgh are what make PA blue. The middle parts are hard red. It's a battle every time.
There are concentrated areas of industry but most of PA is spread out and VERY rural. Plus it gets lots of NYers who think it's too liberal
Ah yeah, I was talking about the states in general. I live in DC, we don't get representatives lol.
tyrfin
You're making the classic mistake of forgetting that most people who support trump do not have and are not interested in the facts
No mistake. Its similar here with conservatives, I just didn't realize there was a notable amount of rural representation
Even the facts pertaining most directly to their own best interests
Won't be able to fix things effectively at all.
And to make matters worse in 4 years the campaign will be "look how little the dems got done in office"
ImmatellallyallboutFightClub
Opposition campaigns are like that... Meanwhile we the people get the shaft for what, 16 years now? What's another 4? (sob)
This election quite possibly avoided disaster, but it wasn't a win.
deafmute
Biden hits 270, as long as he doesn't lose in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Nevada, Trump wins if he gets any of these states without losing any
Needs nc or ga as well
He doesn't necessarily NEED ga or nc if he gets nv, az, wi, and mi. He will have the EVs he needs. Ga and nc will be an added bonus.
I had mistakenly put Minn. to red. We only need Michigan and Nevada to stay blue to win, assuming all others are valid.
have fun: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-biden-election-map/?cid=abcnews
masterbot
No one else see's a nuke ?
Donku83
terlands
cikson
https://airandspace.si.edu/sites/default/files/images/collection-objects/record-images/NASM-NAM-A-47865-A.jpg
Seigeengine
Where are you getting these graphs, guys.
Janzibanzi
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ThatsGrimKraken
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/11/03/us/elections/results-president.html
KevinStrexcorp
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x505
nytimes
BearInTopHat
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NouCake
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cookiediver
IrishManD
That a buttplug
mikeatike
Because districts in Pittsburgh and Philidelphia are larger and behind on counting.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
It's probably a piss stream though because Biden is going to climb again there.
Phycon
lollll okay sure buddy
skellington01
Well, like it or not, he is climbing. But hey I know you guys rarely understand the concept of “facts” so don’t let it bother you.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
If Biden wasn't climbing in pa then why would Trump not want to count the votes?
anskriletz3000
Nothing would make me happier...my racist redneck in-laws live there.
Yoyorazer
Was told "Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house!" For saying trump is dumb to my uncle in-law. That was after he called biden a mental case
skellington01
Yep, but not sure he can climb enough... he needs like 75% of uncounted votes. We know they will lean blue, but not sure if 75%.
guactopus
If the uncounted ballots follow the trend of the counted ones, biden will win. It's a close race for sure.
diehardlance
Mi flipped to blue recently. If Biden can just hold nv, wi, and mi he had 270 even. Penn flipping would be nice but it isn’t needed to win
ConorOSully
He doesn't need Pennsylvania to reach 270
euphoricopportunity
There's now a good chance that the House will end up deciding. That will be interesting.
DrKriegersClone
Isn't that decided by one vote per state delegation, though? R's win that scenario easily.
ConorOSully
If Biden wins Nevada Michigan and Wisconsin he gets to exactly 270 and it's all over
skellington01
Looking good rn.
euphoricopportunity
Oh, wait. 269 is the tie, nevermind. I'm sleepy.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
One of the Detroit counts just came in and 140K went to Biden and only 10K to Trump!
HalloIamherenow
He's leading Wisconsin and it's super close in Michigan. If he can hold Nevada and Wisconsin and flip Michigan he's won
Saker82
Michigan flipped.
inversegrav
PA has been described as Pittsburgh on one side Philly on the other w/Alabama in between
NewHouse32
It's called Pennsyl-tucky and it's a real thing. Idiots in a union state flying confederate flags saying "MUH HERITAGE!"
skellington01
That’s amazing! Thanks for the ray of hope.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Basically all the votes counted between 83% and 90% have gone Biden's way in MI. He's gone from something like 160K down to 12K down.
Ironblitz
as of right now, if everything stays blue that is blue, biden wins with EXACLTY 270
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
That assumes NV holds too
Ironblitz
This is from the google page for it, he has WI and MI by a snail's ass, but he has them. If more blue come in than red, he wins
AyEcks
The Erection results are in
LexWisdom
Idk but I saw this charts and all states both lines seems exactly opposite in proportion. Anyone ?
coolcalx
Because ~99% of all votes are either democrat or republican. Therefore, democrat % ~= 100% - republican %
x505
2 party system, rep + dem is always gona be ~=100%, so naturally there's a symmetry around the 50%
SpiesOfAtlantis
moricai
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99239999112_CITPaintingHandle01.jpg
KasperTheCarGuy
I saw a Can-Bus line signal
SpiesOfAtlantis
Grew up in Lancaster County, PA. Moved to Delaware for school, and stayed. So glad.
SpiesOfAtlantis
Luckily, Joe doesn't need PA, though it would have been great to have. He's currently ahead in NV, WI, and MI; that puts him at 270!
FallingStar7669
I noticed that too. And Joe is going to rocket ahead in the popular vote (not that that matters) thanks to millions left to count in CA.
ILikeTaterTots
Welp, there goes no nut November
komododave
Where does one find a voter count graph like this?
xuumo
How did they do that?
Tunisia
Looking at percentages isn't very helpful early in the counts because individual precincts can be very skewed and make up a large (1)
Tunisia
proportion of the total votes counted, early on. (2)
Jimmysuploads
Skeet skeet
matthiasfactor
Why does this look like a gas turbine?
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Because of the way it's shaped like a gas turbine.
matthiasfactor
Get this man an engineering degree...stat
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
I dunno. A second one would feel like overkill at this point.
matthiasfactor
One engineering degree gets you a job at baskin Robbins, imagine what two will get you
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Two jobs at Baskin Robbins?
ENCHANTMEN
Starting to look better as the mail-ins come in...
OrionRed
Looks like it wont be enough...
ENCHANTMEN
Well, the majority of those votes are mail-ins, and among the mail ins so far ~78% are for biden, so there's still a decent chance
OrionRed
I see... I think my mistake was thinking 80% were already counted, but there was still like 7% to clsoe.
Deardiaryjackpot
Penisylvania
Sipulikeitto
Sylvanian Families took a dark turn on with that one
SomebodyThatIsntMe
SpiesOfAtlantis
gmfunkd
Honestly that's a more flattering nickname than Pennsyltucky cause that's what we are....
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Penisveinia people. Get it right.
BadbunnyFIN
I was afraid of imgur sensor bots so i left it ou of the title :D
Deardiaryjackpot
thanks for not! got some of them sweet sweet imgur points now
BadbunnyFIN
Horray for fake'n'gay internetz pointz
PsychicSpider
Penisveinia
AMac21net
I came here only to confirm that this would be the top comment.
HandoB4Javert
baggelans3
am i the only one seeing an open nozzle?
chiefrunswithscissors
PensilVEINYa
ongabonga
penisveiny'n'all?
SnossedAndLost
Oh it's a penis. I thought it looked like a check engine light.
AndrewBuggy
Thank you. My friend didn't get it.
RXJ235231
I too thought it was an engine check light
buffalowineguy
The check engine light is the entirety of the US.
Dubbins
Well now I’m never going to look at the check engine light the same way again
CtrlAltDelusional
You just reminded me to tell my husband that my cars check engine light is on again. Thank you!
Yoyorazer
I thought it was a goldfish cracker...
ReadMyLeaders
Oh you sweet, sweet.... This is the internet. Everything is a penis.
freebooterz
A farting hammer
aRootinaTootin
Y'all have some fuckin weird-ass penises...
neil137
its a DS drawn penis. we'e all done it
Soggybathroomsock
Luckily Biden doesn't need PA to win. All he needs is Wisconsin, Nevada, Arizona and Michigan to get to 270. Still, too close.
Ninjainslippers
AZ and WI are pretty much done for. MI looks good, and NV Biden has a lead but counting is slow. Also PA could swing fast.
SomebodyThatIsntMe
and congressional districts from Nebraska/Maine right?
DougDeNasty
Biden gets one point from Nebraska, Trump gets the other 4. With AZ that would put him at 270 barring contested votes
HughJohnson55
It’s not a transmission?
Arescatdog
We're fucked... man if he wins again...America in 4 years is going to be shit.
RaspK
*THE WORLD*
neil137
all the boog boy republicans want rifles in the streets, and a collapsed gov because it means no taxes and they can lynch again
mkelter
I'm so disappointed with my state
JustJoe2047
My state actually flipped (AZ) but note enough electors to mean much :(
TardigradeTheDestroyer
Every Electoral College Ballot counts.
LychFinderGeneral
Arizona flipping is the only thing that can save Biden without Pennsylvania
whatshappeninghere
dude this might be the flip giving Biden the win... If he wins Nevada Michigan and Wisconsin its over :)
7degreesfromkevinbacon
Yes. Just saw that and if they go blue thats 270
Ceemcgee27
The other shit we got passed because we flipped will be a huge deal even if Biden loses! And we are definitely important to the elec votes
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
Same
TrillKollins
Same here, pal
drbragg
Same...
Tomkat53
WHY? A Biden administration would be the first "baby step" towards the US becoming a fucking socialist hell-hole.
SensitiveShiori
i would debate you, but the problem is that you would not think this if logic could work on you, please dont watch fox or oan
Tomkat53
I was a physics major in college, I'd wipe the floor with you in ANY measure of intelligence, so my sense of logic is just fine.
George3rd
James Woods is a Right wing conspiracy nut job and he went to MIT.
SensitiveShiori
bragging about what you did in college, and that you "would wipe the floor with" is so childish, you sound like your daddy trump
AlmightyThor117
So am I
EchoOfSnac
Virginia typically votes for the Democratic Party overall, but I'm disappointed in my district because it's quite counter to that and we →
EchoOfSnac
only had an unopposed Republican with a bad reputation running for the US House. On top of that, my county is some really weird →
EchoOfSnac
tenticle-thing tacked onto a voting district we are culturally and geographically cut-off from, so I initially thought we were in the →
EchoOfSnac
same district as the counties north, east, and south of us, not in the same district as the county on the other side of the one south of →
EchoOfSnac
us. It really sucks because the district of all of our neighbouring counties (expect the one on the southwestern corner I didn't even know →
touchofgray8503
As a Hoosier, so am I. A Trump win was inevitable, but did we have to be the first state on the board?
DangerBaer
My wife is from Indiana, moved here to CA when we married. She says she's so glad she did. Neither of us understand why trump
DangerBaer
has any support there. Especially considering how religious everyone is. trump is the closest thing to the antichrist we've ever seen.
babycheesehead
You’re not Kentucky at least who just decided Moscow Mitch was a great idea
BlackCatsAreMyJam
*continues to decide MM is a good idea
Troxxas
Since you call him that based on nothing, do you call Joe and Hunter biden something much worse for the 3mil from Moscow?
fools79
Trump is literally owned by Moscow with how much Russian debt he has, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
drainbamage1011
Which office is Hunter running for again?
dyxj
Pot, meet kettle. Mitch blocked election security bills, despite US intelligence unanimously agreeing Russia interfered in 2016. Before >
dyxj
the election, Mitch refused to sign a letter telling Russia that meddling wouldn't be tolerated; considered it "an act of partisan politics"
whatshappeninghere
Fuck Kentucky man, all my homies hate Kentucky
mop82
At least it was a tossup. Texas hasn't been blue since 76. The senator who just got reelected has been senator since I was 12. I'm in my 30s
smt99sl29
Me too
terrablesepller
every state.
garrnk
I'm disappointed in America
meatmanbrutananadilewski
Floridian here..I'm right there with you
muse1
Probably should have voted Trump.
WitchUndertones
I left years ago because I was afraid of getting even dumber than I am
PutinItInTrump
I moved from Erie, Pa to Miami. Both of the places that fucked up the most.
Jae005
I'm in Hillsborough and very disappointed in pretty much every other county here in Florida.
meatmanbrutananadilewski
Same. Im in Pasco. It was nice to see Pinellas go blue, though.
ElTouk
Floridian here too... same
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Ohioan. Ditto. :(
shinyRK9
Texas, checking in...
KyleButNotThatKyle
Colorado here. Although we flipped a Senate seat to Democrat, we also elected a QAnon dipshit to Congress because she's pretty.
joca852
Didn’t she also run unopposed? I heard the Democrat dropped out.
KyleButNotThatKyle
No, the Dem didn't drop out. She got about 45% of the vote and conceded last night.
joca852
Oh that’s disappointing. I read a thing on some of the causes She had promoted and it was very concerning.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Yeah. She owns a restaurant where the wait staff wear firearms and it got shut down because she wouldn't adhere to the state Covid rules.
drainbamage1011
*laughs/cries in Kentuckian*
moofv2
Ohioan here. I gave us a lot more credit...
ac304104
I often wonder how Ohio went from voting for Obama twice to this shit show we're in now
moofv2
A lot of people think trump is entertaining....
spiceass9000
I’m really surprised that happened... I mean it’s 64% reporting and you guys just started counting mail ins yesterday but damn man
in70x
By law PA cannot start counting until after all in person votes are in pretty sure. Which is why we will wait a little bit but it’s always
in70x
been that way.
spiceass9000
I know, you would have thought they would have changed the law at least temporarily given the circumstances though
in70x
As someone who lived in Florida and now currently In Pa people saying Biden had a chance in Florida is ridiculous just like Texas
Spanky44
We tried in Texas! I think it has a good chance to flip in the future.
in70x
In pa I am confident when all votes are counted Biden will be on top
euphoricopportunity
As a former Ohioan, Ohio makes me sad now.
in70x
Honestly I am hoping Biden loses the popular vote but Wins the electoral specifically... that would be so ironic
euphoricopportunity
I wanted Trump completely discredited by a massive loss, def. too late for that now.
in70x
I wanted that too but that seemed very unrealistic to me if he won last time. I knew it would be right 50% of population has intellect
TheGracefulDead
Have faith. They haven't counted the mail in ballots for Philly and the surrounding areas yet.
toeindigdeep
But why?
BabyWitchErika
Trump claimed victory already. He's gonna call any result but his actual victory fraud, and stolen. Likely a civil war at this point.
Molder12
Flip-flip-flipidelphia
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
Bad things happen in Philly
ItsaMeMalario
somtin
GOP has over 1000 lawyers on the ground in PA to stop "illegal" counting. WTF republicans when has it been illegal to count a vote!!!
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Since Trump is losing.
webgambit
But it was known that this would happen. Someone please tell me the dems prepared for this by attending their own lawyers.
ThatsGrimKraken
I have a feeling they don't. Theyll let themselves get steamrolled because I'm pretty sure they have no plan.
webgambit
That's my fear
SirBagels
Yeah Bidens got a 1000 laying around too.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Fox was in in the break room and they're terrified. They keep reassuring voters that "Trump hasnt win get but that doesn't mean he won't" -/
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Which is true, but the whole time the guy they were interviewing kept saying "the mail in tends to skew democrat" and they kept trying to -/
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Word their next questions to guide him to say that refs would take it, but he kept saying mail skews blue, so the mail in will likely be -/
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Overwhelmingly blue. Fox guy was shifting his seat, they then started rambling about how they wanted to make sure "valid" votes were -/
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Counted. It's obvious they want to count mail in red votes then stop, just enough to push Trump ahead, then stop all together. \-
mrpotatoes
After last night and 2016 plus what's been happening in 2020 I don't. I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to deal with the next 4yrs
por2
Same here. Its not his politics. Its everything. Cant stand 4 more years of this media coverage nonsense. Please be over
mrpotatoes
And hopefully it's just 4 years ...
charlie2979
If the dems run the exact same fucking campaign again in 2024 and don't learn a single lesson then it's not gonna be only 4 years.
charlie2979
Biden will probably win here. But next time it will be a murder. The dems are seriously fucked. This should have been a landslide.
mrpotatoes
I meant the whole fascism angle but you aren't wrong. They will tho because running someone like Bernie affects their bottom line and donors
mrpotatoes
They don't care about winning it's about the money. Which is why I don't support any dem that takes corporate money if I have a choice.
icookfoodandfightfire
im not too sure about PA, but if Biden gets Michigan, Wisconsin and Nevada, which he has leads in, he'll have the 270 votes
bigkingdingaling
He will. Its over. Ga will be the cherry on top
ThatsGrimKraken
I like that optimism, but im still riding the doom train straight to doomsville until January 22nd.
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
I'm hoping losing gives him a stroke.
wyatt8740
I'm rooting for aneurysm myself, but not until january because Mike Pence scares me
Maestr055
faith is all there is when there's nothing you can do about it anymore
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I'm in PA and the gap between Trump and Biden keeps widening. I'm hoping that the mail-ins are as blue as they say. Otherwise we're fucked
melsonkin
We have millions of ballots to go in PA
melsonkin
Rather near 1 million
ENCHANTMEN
Looks like the gap widened but slowed down, now biden's rising but trump still has the lead
ENCHANTMEN
If the trend continues biden will likely win, but that remains to be seen
ENCHANTMEN
7degreesfromkevinbacon
NY here.. wife just said "what the fuck, Pennsylvania?" After what he said in Erie?!
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
Don't forget about Philly. He's shat on this state repeatedly.
NowThatsWhatICallGif
What did he say in eerie?
7degreesfromkevinbacon
https://www.erienewsnow.com/story/42799779/local-reaction-to-trumps-erie-remark basically he didn't feel like he needed to be there
NowThatsWhatICallGif
Haha as far as things he has said this is really light they had swallowed everything to that point I doubt that would change anyone's mind
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
That's sad for the PA result, true... but PA will maybe not be needed for a Biden win. Take NV, WIS, MC and you're good.
dissykurosu
The issue there is the win will by such a narrow margin that Trump will obvs cry foul (he already is) and we'll be in for such a shitshow
mrmartini
And let's completely ignore Biden's 2.6 million lead in popular vote because, you know, for the people by the people and all that noise.
dissykurosu
Yup, that's how it went with Hillary's near 3million vote lead. Electoral College is whack yo.
DefinitelyNotAFed
MC?
BannedGeek
MCHammervania. Surrounded by its neighbors RunDMCsota and New Xhibitia
ac304104
Think they meant MI
DefinitelyNotAFed
I wasn't sure MI or NC.
Avrune
I just can't believe Trump has any votes in Alaska, considering he's trying to cut down the national forest.
LychFinderGeneral
Alaska has always been deeply deeply red and that's not changing any time
Schrod1ngersCaT1701
Oil
crazyspelling
... what makes you think Alaskans don't want the logging jobs?
Leucienweaver
Biden has those three currently. EV split is 271 v 269 right now, favoring Trump. We need another state.
NowThatsWhatICallGif
Favoring Biden you mean if he takes nv wi and mi he wins
crazyspelling
Nope, still two points short. Remember those couple of states that divide their electoral college votes?
1metalnation
Correct
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
And he is currently leading in all of these three, so it's not too far of
crazyspelling
Nope, he falls two points short of 270 that way. He needs to flip a southern state if he doesn't get PA.
Zakon05
Aside from what the other guy said, if Pennsylvania goes to trump, he does not reach 270 without Nevada.
waszup
238 (Current Biden total) +6 (NV) + 10 (WI) + 16 (MI)... adds up to 270 on my calculator
CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist
By less than 25k at this time..
UncleVenoM
By less than 10k at times. It ain't over till it's over.
megodk
Historically mail-ins (the ones yet to be voted) tend to swing blue
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
I personally think we are fucked for reasons people aren't mentioning. Biden could win and we are still fucked because of the Senate, he
GeneralAnubis
Around 70million people voting for Cheeto this election, after these last 4 years they want more. That's a huge problem.
ntek2
Im surprised you guys aren't more blue given the steel industry. Most people in steel are not fans of your president
crazyspelling
Philly and Pittsburgh are what make PA blue. The middle parts are hard red. It's a battle every time.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
There are concentrated areas of industry but most of PA is spread out and VERY rural. Plus it gets lots of NYers who think it's too liberal
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
Ah yeah, I was talking about the states in general. I live in DC, we don't get representatives lol.
tyrfin
You're making the classic mistake of forgetting that most people who support trump do not have and are not interested in the facts
ntek2
No mistake. Its similar here with conservatives, I just didn't realize there was a notable amount of rural representation
tyrfin
Even the facts pertaining most directly to their own best interests
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
Won't be able to fix things effectively at all.
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
And to make matters worse in 4 years the campaign will be "look how little the dems got done in office"
ImmatellallyallboutFightClub
Opposition campaigns are like that... Meanwhile we the people get the shaft for what, 16 years now? What's another 4? (sob)
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
This election quite possibly avoided disaster, but it wasn't a win.
deafmute
Biden hits 270, as long as he doesn't lose in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Nevada, Trump wins if he gets any of these states without losing any
CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist
Needs nc or ga as well
ThatsGrimKraken
He doesn't necessarily NEED ga or nc if he gets nv, az, wi, and mi. He will have the EVs he needs. Ga and nc will be an added bonus.
CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist
I had mistakenly put Minn. to red. We only need Michigan and Nevada to stay blue to win, assuming all others are valid.
CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist
have fun: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-biden-election-map/?cid=abcnews