#2 I've been around enough young siblings to know that that girl could literally have spent all day playing with her parents, and the second the sibling is the focus, the tears start rolling.
As an middle aged white guy with no kids, I would have wanted to play with him. But the optics would not look right. Also, I wouldn't want him to think it was OK to just hang out with strange adults.
Google older videos from "Chasing Sage" social media! I'm not sure if it's the same lil kiddo, but Sage is/was this adorable mic'ed up kid skiing. It's a perfect dopamine hit lol
My first thought was, "I guess Emu's can't kick you to death like an Ostrich or Cassowary can, otherwise they wouldn't trap a bunch of kids in a pen with one."
FortifiedWhine
#10 This is dumb. Really dumb. Emus are wildly unpredictable and incredibly stupid animals. With strong legs and large claws.
interesseret
#2 I've been around enough young siblings to know that that girl could literally have spent all day playing with her parents, and the second the sibling is the focus, the tears start rolling.
Lavibot
#5 Me anytime i have to leave my room or make a phone call.
RunawaySpoons
#4 didn't expect to see a graphic mauling tonight
nation543
#5 so damn cute >.< "I did it!"
Orsoks
can i get a donut?
TheLastSpaceman
#10 Emu: https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3VybDY3cWZ0M2d3eWpza2xkNWdtejk3YmdmdDVmNTEwcnNwMW9lcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0Hlyab9gW16cYBBm/200w.webp
GentlemanScientist
Oh dear God I didn't even know I needed this. Thank you, you've made my day. Favourited for when I come back from work!
nnjd4zqrrq31415
That little boy broke my heart! Kids are mean! I would have played with him! Really if my kids were away neighborhood kids would still come over!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
As an middle aged white guy with no kids, I would have wanted to play with him. But the optics would not look right. Also, I wouldn't want him to think it was OK to just hang out with strange adults.
jalcantara88127001
#9 wish I was this brave and outspoken at that age
JadeRabbit21
The past tense about the sister was the double wammy
Midgarmerc
Man... you HOPE it was just divorce...
Orsoks
yea, i hope she just grow up and not 2 but more
Jaqdakloun
#4 Well that was just fucking adorable
keyblader1985
#5 oh dear God my brovaries
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
Google older videos from "Chasing Sage" social media! I'm not sure if it's the same lil kiddo, but Sage is/was this adorable mic'ed up kid skiing. It's a perfect dopamine hit lol
Orsoks
is it the same guy with the dinosaur costum?
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
Yuppers! Sage was the cute lil girl in the dino costume!
Midgarmerc
#10 I can't believe these first graders aren't thrilled to be locked in a pen with a rampaging velociraptor! Kids today are so soft /s
SOLARvsFACISM
My first thought was, "I guess Emu's can't kick you to death like an Ostrich or Cassowary can, otherwise they wouldn't trap a bunch of kids in a pen with one."
Midgarmerc
Maybe not but they can probably trample you and do some damage if you're small enough like they are. In any case this was just a terrible idea
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
I've always suspected that most people who go into teaching do so because they enjoy making children cry.
LiloPleo
Hey come on, I haven’t made anyone cry in like a month or so…
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get a good opportunity soon.