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Apr 21, 2025 5:38 PM
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woozle
ontarioOT
Heart goes out? Like early Elon or current Nazi Elon???
FisheswithDynamite
Vance: my heart goes out. Greene: Evil has been defeated!
Man talk about whiplash.
Yellowchopsticks
It was the Holey Settee that attacked the Holy See.
Pirsquar
RaySkye
Isn't bro supposed to be Catholic? Aren't Catholics supposed to live the Pope? Sounds like he is excluding himself from a very specific group.
Sebastopol140
meganical
Oh, and did he know they never perform an autopsy on the Pope? That information isn’t exactly secret
ToSisPoS
Probably passed measles onto him.
taez555
That's quite the tweet. Why didn't he add "....and to all those Non-Christians, go fuck yourself" ... or is that just implied?
2B4UALL
erminio
millions? There are 1.4 billion Catholics on the planet. Is he that ill-informed?
EnderKing567
And he was so ugly, the Pope straight up died. The End.
noupvotesforgretchenwieners
Of course if Vance were a sleeper agent he’d be fucking terrible at it.
GentryFriedRichFillets
Note: The phrasing strongly implies that he is not one of those millions.
nero4ty2
Technically most christians don’t like the pope, only catholics, I doubt this douche cares about any of them though
GuyWithDog
With 1.4 billion Catholics of 2.5 billion Christians... I think, you might be technically incorrect. And not only technically
PosthumousExile
"my heart goes out"
What in the Elongated Muskrat is that
SupernaturalReactions
Repugnant-cans may give lip service to a higher power. However, they cannot, in fact, conceive of anything greater than themselves.
Mostly because they spend all their time and energy diminishing others to feel better about themselves.
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powerrangerpl
STFU JD, you have nothing of value to say.
hobbitdude13
We don't know the full story. Did Vance kill the Pope? I'm just asking questions here.
forlornfoghorn
That Vance character will now be renamed the Pope Killer.
Heelcat70
Autopsy reports indicate that he was overdosed on bullshit and fascism.
HandoB4Javert
He gave him pootin's special tea?
jesusmaryandjosephstalin
The pope met some of the top Republicans and "Noped out" immediately.
hogeyegrex
ToSisPoS
The Pope Nope if you will.
19marcurious57
wozat
Memes aside, the news agencies have said there is "no confirmation" that he met the Pope, just senior Vatican officials that time. The picture of him meeting the Pope seems to be from a prior visit.
cytherians
HorrorMango
Yoink!
cuttysark
Catholics, not Christians, the two aren't the same
KawaiiInari
Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
I've been hearing a lot that JD killed the pope.
mothmam
A lot of people are saying that.
doccynical
He can't even get the religion he belongs to right. What a fucking clown.
cytherians
He has tattoos that are associated with extremist militant groups.
The guy has marks of the Christian Crusade upon him. He's a zealot nut job.
ghsdkgb
Catholicism is a sect of christianity.
jakedafish
And most non catholic sects view catholics as heathens.
Jyx123
Heretics is traditionally the terminology for people of the same religion but not following one's (obviously correct) form thereof.
As opposed to heathens who are entirely non-believers (in the correct divinity).
Kbantar
No one hates a religious sect more than other sects of the same religion. lol
KawaiiInari
Catholics are Christian.
BellsTheorem
The pope doesn't represent "all Christians".
sleepinggreenidea
This would be an excellent rejoinder if it was being argued that the Pope did so.
KawaiiInari
No, but he does his denomination, and that denomination is part of Christianity.
BellsTheorem
The point being JD Vance isn't Catholic.
HPCmonkey
Catholics are Christians. The term "Christian" is an umbrella much like "Hindu" or "shintoist".
BellsTheorem
Right, but the pope doesn't represent "all Christians" just Catholics.
Jyx123
Sure but he doesn't say "all christians", he says "christians all over" - which isn't wrong. There's millions of christians, primarily but probably not exclusively catholics, who loved him, all across the world.
Don't get me wrong, Vance is a fascist dumbass, yes. And his phrasing implies he isn't one of those christians loving him, despite to my recollection him being a Catholic.
But let's focus on shitting on him for real stuff.
BellsTheorem
I'm pretty sure JD Vance doesn't much care about the Pope other than how he can use him to political ends. The visit was "Oh look. I like the pope. I'm a good guy".
Jyx123
Oh I absolutely agree that he doesn't like him.
I was just accusing him of being a shitty convert to catholicism considering his refusal to properly accept the doctrines meted out by the chosen representative of god, according to his own choice of belief.
Like, don't convert to catholicism, for starters.
But if you do anyway, do so with the understanding that there's this old guy with a white hat sitting in a church in Rome who is the boss of your religion.
sleepinggreenidea
...okay? There are certainly non-Catholic Christians who admire the Pope even if they don't ascribe specific religious authority to them.
BellsTheorem
Fair, but I doubt JD "admires" the Pope.