MFW my wife walks in while I'm halfway through watching the Fifth Element and says No, we're not watching this again.

Jul 26, 2018 6:55 AM

heinzb

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And then changes channels...
#sadface

Edit: Thanks for the votes... we don't always agree on movies and tv shows, but opposites attract for us, and she is and always will be my special girl. May you all be so lucky ;)

big bada boom

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Pleaaaaaaase Haeeeeelp!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so your single then?

7 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 5

Again!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're*

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

His single then WHAT

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

So your *wife is* single

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

v

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I spent half the time looking at Gary Oldman thinking how the hell is this the same guy that played Churchill

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and Gordon

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 704 Dislikes 3

Unwife her !

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's where you say: "Well then woman, gtfo and I'll watch it by myself with all these snacks I had intended to give you"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Fuck that bich. With consent

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

... that would have been a deal breaker

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

v

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Someone should make The Gif with this scene of Leeloo

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We named our son Korbin because we are both fans. We used different spelling than the main character.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. That is a true fan!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Negative. I am a meat popsicle

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can put you in touch with a good divorce attorney.

7 years ago | Likes 350 Dislikes 9

Well, there is only one perfect being.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE ARE SENDING SOMEONE IN TO NEGOTIATE!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There are many other happy faces to go with this one - it all balances out..

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

He's delirious, send help immediately.

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

For real. I don't care how good someone is, if that's their attitude about something simple like TV. Fuck that.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

He just posted that because she was watching. DOT TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP, OP!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Guys she has her multi-face so she gets a pass.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There ain't enough happy faces in the world

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

He's been gaslighted

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

His fault, he chose the Mexican restaurant.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but like, this is a really good movie, man...

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This sounds like emotional abuse.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

We are men, we don't have emotions. Supposedly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The fifth element is a yearly tradition in ny house, and it is heresy to change!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How long did Tommy Lee Jones have to sit in the makeup chair to get that shot done?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ecto gamat!" - OP's wife, probably

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You should never require permission to watch the Fifth Element again.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine will let me put on whatever movie I want. Unfortunately it's because she just wants to sleep on me instead of watch anything.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My girl would cancel our plans to sit and watch this on TV even though we already own like 2 version of it.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Than you're a happy, happy man

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell her this for after it’s over: v

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I must have watched The Fifth Element at least 500 times. fave...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Yes - Most times.. yes.. but not all the time.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How the hell she get the remote?!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

MRW this happens: v

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen this film over 700 times.. no joke. I think my wife has thrown away or hidden all 3 copy's i have... >.>

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get the same reaction when I put Full Metal Jacket on

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your response should have been "NO, I've been watching it since it started so it IS what I'm watching." And then flip the channel back.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is going to sound stupid, but this is why I have seven tv’s in my house.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Jesus. I don't even have a TV.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, you have a lot of wives.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She can be as annoying as four women sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that. Every time she wants you to pick something to watch or doesn't care what you watch pick the 5th element.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It sou,d's like that's already the case.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0