Ladies .. keep calm

Aug 15, 2025 11:31 PM

You can tell by the way i use my walk, I'm an alligator no time to talk.

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Duuvvvaaalllll

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You can tell he's not a crocodile - as he left, you can hear him say "See you later" through the muzzle.

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clang, clang, clang, clang - that's what brass balls sound like when you carry a 'gator to your truck.

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Barefoot is a nice touch

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Watch some “Gator Boys” on Animal Planet (a channel in the USA), and it’ll explain the reason why.

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?1

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Gator gonna Allilgate.

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"I can't breathe!"

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Finally a childhood watching Steve Irwin wrangle gators and crocs comes in useful (besides all the life lessons and other good stuff Steve used to say)

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Barefoot muscle man in a check shirt.

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New shoes

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Mandatory "let me love you!"

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This guy gets all the tail.

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Jesus. That’s both impressive and horrifying because the only way to get good at that is practice. No thanks! Also I wouldn’t be standing there watching just in case something goes sideways.

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Are they room mates now?

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Just another day in Florida.

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All that and barefooted too? Damn.

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barefoot even. JFC

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Didn't grab no shoes or nothin Jesus

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Is somebody barbecuing gator? Bring me a cold pop!

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Shoes are antithetical to the Floridaman vibe

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So are shirts usually.

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Hot

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see ya later, alligator!

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It's easy to recognize Florida Man.

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I'm surprised a cop didn't just shoot it.

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It would bounce off

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This is Florida, gators get more respect than people.

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crock wasn't brown enough

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Gator is green, like money. So the cops know they have to protect it at the cost of everything else.

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It's not a dog 🐕

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scaly dog.

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You have to shoot an alligator in the right spot in the head to kill it - otherwise you’re just pissing it off

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Like a bear, or a moose.

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I live in Colorado and a cop shot a loose goat that was running around a grocery parking lot, about 25 yrs ago. He got fired for that.

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Says a lot about cops that one rando does all the work corralling the gator while a dozen cops stand around doing nothing.

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Okay, ACAB and all that. But what would competent trained cops do? Shoot it? I assume/hope some trained animal control would be on their way or something like that.

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Honestly, in this clip, the cops reacted correctly. Leave it to the professional to handle it. Cops shouldn't be the end all of solutions, but rather a starting point & in this case; get the animal handler to remove the alligator from the area.

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100%. A lot of calls would be resolved with a lot less hassle and stress if actual professionals were used rather than expecting the barely-fucking-trained-in-policing police to take care of every situation.

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How do you take the tape off?

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You hold its mouth shut and cut it or just tear it off. The fact that you're able to put it on in the first place is a sign that taking it off won't be a problem either :)

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They have incredible jaw strength to close the jaw, but next to nothing to open it. So you'd just keep the jaw closed with your hands and remove the tape.

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This.

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Thank you

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