FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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Aug 25, 2025 2:45 AM
FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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paulpagz838
Yes I would and come back to bring all the magical stuff to my family
CaptSchmidtGaming
DAAAAMN. I am someone who has glimpsed into the Cosmic Tortoises' eyes and gleaned the truth even Odin only wishes a taste of. And let me tell you... Listening to this N**** spit truth for 2 minutes has been an equivalent experience.
I feel like I have TWO WHOLE COSMIC TRUTHS inside me now. this is crazy!!!
thefluffyp0st
I fukin love him
DarkParn
Shit, we'd all be like https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2p2aWszc2djeXRpM3B3azVpanZwa25oOHB4em51OHJna3czcHNrYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5ihf4yMV81xK/200w.webp
ThrowAwayAcct0000
If I hear the TARDIS, I'm gone.
qtRaven
SharkDoctor
one of my most popular comments on tiktok is telling this guy the proper way to have sex with a mermaid.
AwwGeeRick
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXRkeTk0NXA4c2ZpdzgycDlseGd6NXJ1ZzRqemdieXA2OWpkaGtpMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw/200w.webp
BlackTrashTiger
idiotsonfire
What the FUCK did I just watch.
TheTojo15
meatcanyon i think
TheGrumpyOldTroll
This guy is my spirit animal.
needsleepbad
"...and you know magic and you can fly." Don't forget the tid anime bitties, sir.
Falkh12
Man, this dude is WAY too trusting of magical creatures and shit. They come because he's the only one that can save their world? Fuck no, he's going to wake up in some magical kingdom's back alley missing both kidneys!
Howlingowl
You try and resist that anime titty
PosthumousExile
Never make a deal with the Fae!
BillyM00n
Nah you can make a deal with faeries. Don't tell them your name. Don't eat their food. Don't fall asleep. Keep all that in mind and you're golden.
FizbanTheFabulous
Interesting advice. I'd like to pass it on to others. Can you give me your name?
OfficialPresidentGump
The Bible is just one more attempt to control you. Fuck that. Become ungovernable.
Bojovnik84
Yeah, maybe inf a few years. My kids are pretty cool and I wouldn't abandon them. I'd take them with me, that's for sure. Oh and my wife too.
booklist
welp, I'm convinced. Let's goooooooooo.
Howlingowl
Rebelske
"all them.niggas in the Bible did!" 🤣🤣🤣
CatSparkleBreaker
Somebody actually wrote those subtitles, bless.
ryry1237
Can't tell if he is 25 or 55 years old.
ReelPoop
me personally, no thank you. i love my fucking life! i hope whoever gets isekai'd has a great time though
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
If a swirling vortex pops up, my fam all know I'm going in that shit and will fight them if they try to stop me. They welcome to follow, but don't try to stop me if you like having all your teeth.
YesButMaybe
I think he might be trippin, literally. But figuratively, he doesn't seem to be trippin because his logic is on point for the context.
J3lek
I'd go, but they always pick protagonists under 20 to go save the world, so they wouldn't even approach us graybeards.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
You could be a wise ancient 45 year old giving sage advice.
Sensiblyinteresting
This is the most relatable anime I've come across
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Not if you get isekaied
TrilithonStone
You don't remember when you got isekaied into THIS world? ... and they been waiting for the proper moment to spring you on the thing? All them weird things you been doing to prepare you for the battle?
TrilithonStone
...and they whispered to you, "... from this point on, believe all things."
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Nah, there are lots of Isekai anime where the protagonists are 30+
MungChomper69420
Well they'd just ask the greubesrds to sacrifice there firstborn grandson
OmnibusLatinName
We'll have a hole pack of Longfangs then.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
There's plenty of side characters that are old and wise.
TheGrumpyOldTroll
oh but the isekais that *ARE* old dudes? They don't suck.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
No way would I go. That sounds like way too much responsibility.
FractalB
I mean, Bilbo was over 50, so there's still a chance.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
*ahem*
TheTojo15
fuckin answer for everything, huh?
TheGrumpyOldTroll
Welcome to Rule 34
tzahtman
I imagine there are any number of completely fictional scenarios one could conjure that would seem reasonable to abandon your kids.
ryry1237
Jonah tried to run away but God had other plans.
Dannoboyo
Sons and Daughters of mankind, we need you here in this world. and we need you now. You must stand for truth, you must stand for freedom, and you must save Gaia. Stand up to the evil ones. Liberate the minds of the mentally enslaved. Fight for justice. Become a light in the darkness, and shine. This is your destiny, and this is your hour. Rise up and become your higher self.
iamlamp2
Them Bible niggas all like 24, how you don't do that? Ya hear?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
He said son of Jacob, which implies one Joseph T. Dreamcoat. Joseph was 30 years old when he interpreted the Pharaoh's dreams.
khele
What if its a horror movie?
TrilithonStone
Remember what Gandalf told Frodo about such times.