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We need to take a chill pill with some meaty goodness
EVOO=EXTRA vergin olive oil
May 26, 2020 4:12 PM
shitInbutt
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3224
63
We need to take a chill pill with some meaty goodness
EVOO=EXTRA vergin olive oil
ensensu
All hail cocktailcrafting.
isivapon
I was gonna make a sex on the beach joke but someone beat me to it
PullShporttel
The Caribbean Rum Punch looks an awful lot like a Painkiller without the cream. Just sayin'.
Lee1604
Do we have a converter for these freedom units somewhere? ?
cousteau
Kalimotxo: 13 oz cheap red wine, 13 oz cola; serve on the rocks or without the rocks in a 26 oz plastic glass or half a plastic bottle.
letmeexplainthatforyou44
Please use Cointreau or Grand Marnier for your Mai Tai, otherwise good recipes
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
Is nobody drinking good old daikiri anymore? It's always tons of fruits, crushed ice, or whatever else was in the fridge that day...
Studman82
Maybe I’m an alcoholic but you definitely need more liquor in most of these
TaterDominator
Faved and forgotten
Counterfit
Tabasco in a jerk marinade? No. Just no.
LagerthaL16
In a vergin.
RoostieJDio
1/4oz seems like a lot of bitters.
Counterfit
Yeah, way too much. Just a couple dashes
beezzarro
Dark n Stormy you always make with Gosling's Black Seal rum. It's like buttoning up your suit jacket all the way otherwise. Super hicktown
TheClockworkBird
Gin and seltzer, muddled cucumber and mint leaf. Amazing.
uvolu
Pro tip for mojito: use simple syrup instead of granulated sugar
Rahube01
Quit favoriting without upvoting
DarkwingDuc
The Michelada and Dark & Stormy are shown in a shaker for portion sizes, but you REALLY don't want to shake them.
Doctorfatherson
Ice, bourbon, Zevia rootbeer and lime. With a beer on the side. Sit down and enjoy
UavinAGiggowMate
I love experimenting with Mojitos by using different sodas, like ginger ale, sprite or even red bull.
jofo97
Long Island Ice Tea - just dump all your high alcoholics in a huge glass.
OldSchoolNewRules
My favorite beach drink is one part rum and two parts rum.
somnif
Reminds me of the "zombie", mix every rum in the bar, maybe add a little pineapple juice to keep up appearances, chug in quantity.
LokiBearz
Hmm I like pina colada made a different way. Coco Lopez Cream of Coconut is a must for amazing colada.
LokiBearz
Not saying this is a bad list for quick drinks.
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Make your own Coco Lopez style cream of coconut. Take an unsweetened can, heat over medium heat, stir in 1/2 cup sugar. Chill. /1
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
2/ Keeps about a week in the refrigerator and saves about $5 per can. (Optional: add half lime’s juice for acidity and flavor while cooling)
JamesBrown122
No bitters in a dark and stormy. The hell's wrong with people
DarkwingDuc
Best beach cocktail: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/painkiller/
Therealstevenf
Oh that sangria is all wrong
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I guess this is an approximation for when you want just one glass of it. Tough to make just one serving properly. That's why it's titled /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
"single sangria". Normal sangria requires a pitcher at least. We used to make it in a giant bucket (dedicated to sangria). /2
NurietaGM
Normal sangria does not have lime. At all. You'd have not an easy time finding limes in Spain.
TexMexHex
Only fucking morons are going to the beach right now
jimbob1
Mojitos are better if you muddle lime wedges with the mint leaves and sugar before mixing the drink.
cousteau
I thought that was implicit on the recipe (otherwise explain me what's the point of filling a cocktail shaker with only cachaça)
cousteau
(The recipe could have mentioned it though…)
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And use simple syrup instead of just sugar.
Arcanum3000
Mmm, caipirinha... *adds Cachaça to booze shopping list*
cousteau
Btw you need to mash the limes with a pestle
Bearsbeatsbattlestargalactic
Mmm, capybara
inyahead
If you can find Cuca fresca, get it. It's cheap but tastes and smells so good. Don't get Leblon. It's crap.
Arcanum3000
Thanks, I have very limited options, and was looking at Leblon. No Cuca Fresca. My options are Leblon and Cachaca 51. Thoughts?
inyahead
Cachaca 51 is definitely better. When I visited Brazil a while back, I was told by the locals Leblon was made for foreign markets.
Arcanum3000
Thanks! I'll put that on the list.
Blellushka
Pinga 51! That's the street stuff
icanPMyouthegif
My beach drink of choice is the BBC: Baileys 2 parts, 1 banana, Colata by taste, Malibu 2-3 parts, some Vanilla ice cream, all blended up
Cundiman
Need to try this shit
kubricky
Ahhh, the dirty banana - so many names and so many variations...
steve76ers
Baileys, dark rum, chocolate ice cream, chocolate sauce = mudslide.
jdasler
sounds more like a BBCMI
icanPMyouthegif
Can’t make a sexual innuendo about all of those letters though
allthetimes
I too, like enjoy a BBC or two on the beach from time to time.
coilette4romrobonia
Like an alcoholic banana shake? Sounds amazing. +1
tehranosaurusrex
Too heavy for a beach drink
RobertDinero013
WAAAAAYYYY too heavy for a beach drink. Cream liqueur should never leave the house.
oasisamid
Can you say Pina Colada without getting caught in the rain?
smackmybishop
Why yes
phoenixaddams
Piña co- *thunder* damn it
lewaq
If so, you might be entitled to financial compensation.
Ap0c0lypstick
I always think "IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!!"
maninthedarkness
My issue is fantastic movies using the same songs. First it was Shrek with Pina Colada and then Guardians of the Galaxy. >
maninthedarkness
> My brain short circuits trying to get the right visuals to the song.