Nov 19, 2022 8:47 AM
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hetjr
I really wanted sound so i found the video and oof definitely better without the sound. Some dumb song.
blainetog
The companies that make metal blades:
bananafoen
Fuck the ad
slatsisanoldie
So basically wood cutting wood? Treachery!
BelovedMemory
Treacher-tree!
mindstorm8191
To be fair, microscopically paper is just a bunch of wood shards glued together, with spikes going in every direction
Imortaldraco
I’d rather have a real blade cut me than that paper cut
IndustrialSparks
Oddly, this particular paper cut would likely cut deep enough to bleed and not just leave nerve endings exposed to the air so it wouldn't>
>be as bad as a normal paper cut because blood would come up, congeal, and protect the nerves.
baldbear
You sir, invented the craft of precision burning through natural materials w/o a laser. Tests on various cuttable things are to commence.
MorRochben
Those cuts are really clean too
mcyrix
Or the age old question, can it play Crisis?
SlamwiseGamgee
It can play Doom but everything is mirrored
beachbum273
That's a neuron that hasn't been triggered in awhile
genericanamoly
God damn it. Cool and all but wtf is up with the battle music that just randomly plays? Annoying af.
InnovativePurgatory
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BringYourFriends
Imagine the paper cut you'd get from this.
Autittuderp
How much did you have to cut the wood to get it started?
KuldFyt
Looks like a lot. Pine trees can be much larger than a human hand, plus they have bark all around the outside.
MonsieurBambi
So… wood can cut itself… interesting
TheWarHymn
Well half-wood, paper only has cellulose, no lignin.
Professor stiff branch over here, I like you!
groovyTraveler
Cant we think of some positive things to say about wood instead of encouraging it to self harm… # whatWOODjesusdo. I’ll see myself out..
ironman3010
I mean, its (Oak)ay fir a sap to do this, but maple it wood be better leaf this to metal blades.
FabulouslyTiti
You won this thread, congratulations. ♥️
You sir… are promoted! Welcome to senior V.P. Pssst the V.P. Is for very punny. * drops mic *
UltimaDoge
Imagine this mf hitting you on that flap of skin between your fingers
tschallacka
markm0101
And completely finger safe …not
leocruzs
Mmm mahogani
justplainvanilla
krslvsasuka101
Trees never forgive, even when they become paper.
fivefootone
jbgaptown
More literal construction paper
awesomespeler
What about a woodchuck?
UncleMeaty
You want him to cut a woodchuck?
Ilurklikekirk
Don't be silly. You attach the woodchuck to the axle, and use it to cut.
williMemeVillain
Oh, so that's why it's called construction paper!
ChikaChickaBowWow
Well, in the vid they actually call it contruction paper..
pizzapartyhard
But will it blend?
Jgold101
I would not work with rings on
Nonada
But can it cut construction paper?
ministryofpeace
That fir looks beautiful after the paper cut
SirenBrick
It comes pre sanded when using the paper blade
belly42
Probably soaked it in wood first.
detour512
This reference has been around so long I forget it’s origins…
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TheDisscoPotato
Another pilgrimage off the list and I didn’t have to scroll for 10 minutes to get to it.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
Nonsequiterconcarne24
If you spin your face fast enough it would work
smegheadenergy
That would just make me throw up
Denamic
So you're saying you're self-lubricating?
With enough friction applied
MrListerTheFirst
The simple trick that circular saw manufacturers don't want you to know about
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Less waste, and more precise, too. No more measuring and cutting on the line - adjusted for blade thickness.
weidermeijer
“Wait! I could have been making these at home?”
correr96
Exactly, why the hell have I been buying metal blades all these years, when I could have just popped over to Michael's?
Futchm
Not so much cut as precisely burnt
Sick burn!
AnonOmis1000
I mean it's still impressive
ontarioOT
Keyosu
Sounds cooler. "How do you cut your wood?" "Cut? Nah, I just burn it into the shape I want." Much cheaper
Tarmaccian
That’s a laser cutter, yes.
Nah, it's a paper cutter clearly.
FeChefImgur
I was thinking the same. Wonder what it smells like.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Probably nice
unluckyandbored
probably not terrible.
MapleSyrupMafia
I'd be tempted to say 50% burnt wood, 50% burnt paper.
InkGoat
Looks like the paper is moving fast enough that it doesn't heat up before it's out of the cut and cooling off on its way back around.
that makes sense and would probably have to be the case
HUNGmunculus
MrMcGeeIn3D
So, amazing then?
DutchCraft2050
This is papercut level Legendary
TimTheEnchanter01
I’d prefer to get bit by a proper blade rather than this hellspawned instrument of pain.
Maelwrath
Hellspawned instrument of pain is such a metal name.
Thank god woodglue doesn't sting
pianostacatto
What if we soaked the construction paper with... construction paper?
NMGMarques
**The CIA has entered the chat**
Oh that’s dark…. Darker than a CIA interrogation room in an undisclosed operational location.
I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of your statement. ;)
That looks like it wants to be fire *really* bad.
aurifex
I tried cut an awkward plank with an angle grinder. Almost set the shed on fire
SeeJenJen
That’s hella friction, yeah!
ForTheBestReally
I am a stick!(regretfully)
Kralzaug
boobyloverover9000
There are dozens of us
RailRabbit
pfshfine
Is she ever going to focus on learning soulcasting, tho?
In the Rhythm of War it mentions how she tried to learn during her wardship but just wasn’t good at it(at least the way Jasnah was teaching)
Perhaps later on she’ll deal with it more specifically? But not everyone will master all their powers and she does tend to put things off
cuzitsthere
Idk, the books are so short it's hard to fit character growth in
Fishammer
PhilipJFryIII
Stormblessed
WhoAmIWhoAreYouWhoIsThisCat
Bridge Four!
I listen to the audiobooks and I can only read this in The Lopen’s cousin’s Huio’s voice
BigTex1
Don’t worry, all of the fine sawdust particles inside the cabinet of the saw will put it out!
Macewindow54
You say that but I've definitely smothered fires by dumping bags of sawdust on them.
To be fair it was compacted and a lot of sawdust. Not minute airborne particulars.
And you can drop a lit match into a container of gasoline and it will be put out. Still not a wonderful idea.
Type17
Many cars have the electric fuel pump and all connections inside the fuel tank, under the surface. I’m presuming it’s a brushless motor(!)
Will it? Brb gotta go try something.
3Davideo
Both involve the displacement of oxygen, so they make sense.
hetjr
I really wanted sound so i found the video and oof definitely better without the sound. Some dumb song.
blainetog
bananafoen
Fuck the ad
slatsisanoldie
So basically wood cutting wood? Treachery!
BelovedMemory
Treacher-tree!
mindstorm8191
To be fair, microscopically paper is just a bunch of wood shards glued together, with spikes going in every direction
Imortaldraco
I’d rather have a real blade cut me than that paper cut
IndustrialSparks
Oddly, this particular paper cut would likely cut deep enough to bleed and not just leave nerve endings exposed to the air so it wouldn't>
IndustrialSparks
>be as bad as a normal paper cut because blood would come up, congeal, and protect the nerves.
baldbear
You sir, invented the craft of precision burning through natural materials w/o a laser. Tests on various cuttable things are to commence.
MorRochben
Those cuts are really clean too
mcyrix
Or the age old question, can it play Crisis?
SlamwiseGamgee
It can play Doom but everything is mirrored
beachbum273
That's a neuron that hasn't been triggered in awhile
genericanamoly
God damn it. Cool and all but wtf is up with the battle music that just randomly plays? Annoying af.
InnovativePurgatory
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BringYourFriends
Imagine the paper cut you'd get from this.
Autittuderp
How much did you have to cut the wood to get it started?
KuldFyt
Looks like a lot. Pine trees can be much larger than a human hand, plus they have bark all around the outside.
MonsieurBambi
So… wood can cut itself… interesting
TheWarHymn
Well half-wood, paper only has cellulose, no lignin.
MonsieurBambi
Professor stiff branch over here, I like you!
groovyTraveler
Cant we think of some positive things to say about wood instead of encouraging it to self harm… # whatWOODjesusdo. I’ll see myself out..
ironman3010
I mean, its (Oak)ay fir a sap to do this, but maple it wood be better leaf this to metal blades.
FabulouslyTiti
You won this thread, congratulations. ♥️
groovyTraveler
You sir… are promoted! Welcome to senior V.P. Pssst the V.P. Is for very punny. * drops mic *
UltimaDoge
Imagine this mf hitting you on that flap of skin between your fingers
tschallacka
markm0101
And completely finger safe …not
leocruzs
Mmm mahogani
justplainvanilla
krslvsasuka101
Trees never forgive, even when they become paper.
fivefootone
jbgaptown
More literal construction paper
awesomespeler
What about a woodchuck?
UncleMeaty
You want him to cut a woodchuck?
Ilurklikekirk
Don't be silly. You attach the woodchuck to the axle, and use it to cut.
williMemeVillain
Oh, so that's why it's called construction paper!
ChikaChickaBowWow
Well, in the vid they actually call it contruction paper..
pizzapartyhard
But will it blend?
Jgold101
I would not work with rings on
Nonada
But can it cut construction paper?
ministryofpeace
That fir looks beautiful after the paper cut
SirenBrick
It comes pre sanded when using the paper blade
belly42
Probably soaked it in wood first.
detour512
This reference has been around so long I forget it’s origins…
[deleted]
[deleted]
TheDisscoPotato
Another pilgrimage off the list and I didn’t have to scroll for 10 minutes to get to it.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
Nonsequiterconcarne24
If you spin your face fast enough it would work
smegheadenergy
That would just make me throw up
Denamic
So you're saying you're self-lubricating?
smegheadenergy
With enough friction applied
MrListerTheFirst
The simple trick that circular saw manufacturers don't want you to know about
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Less waste, and more precise, too. No more measuring and cutting on the line - adjusted for blade thickness.
weidermeijer
“Wait! I could have been making these at home?”
correr96
Exactly, why the hell have I been buying metal blades all these years, when I could have just popped over to Michael's?
Futchm
Not so much cut as precisely burnt
weidermeijer
Sick burn!
AnonOmis1000
I mean it's still impressive
ontarioOT
Keyosu
Sounds cooler. "How do you cut your wood?" "Cut? Nah, I just burn it into the shape I want." Much cheaper
Tarmaccian
That’s a laser cutter, yes.
Keyosu
Nah, it's a paper cutter clearly.
FeChefImgur
I was thinking the same. Wonder what it smells like.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Probably nice
unluckyandbored
probably not terrible.
MapleSyrupMafia
I'd be tempted to say 50% burnt wood, 50% burnt paper.
InkGoat
Looks like the paper is moving fast enough that it doesn't heat up before it's out of the cut and cooling off on its way back around.
FeChefImgur
that makes sense and would probably have to be the case
HUNGmunculus
MrMcGeeIn3D
So, amazing then?
DutchCraft2050
This is papercut level Legendary
TimTheEnchanter01
I’d prefer to get bit by a proper blade rather than this hellspawned instrument of pain.
Maelwrath
Hellspawned instrument of pain is such a metal name.
DutchCraft2050
Thank god woodglue doesn't sting
pianostacatto
What if we soaked the construction paper with... construction paper?
NMGMarques
**The CIA has entered the chat**
TimTheEnchanter01
Oh that’s dark…. Darker than a CIA interrogation room in an undisclosed operational location.
NMGMarques
I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of your statement. ;)
KuldFyt
That looks like it wants to be fire *really* bad.
aurifex
I tried cut an awkward plank with an angle grinder. Almost set the shed on fire
SeeJenJen
That’s hella friction, yeah!
ForTheBestReally
I am a stick!(regretfully)
KuldFyt
Kralzaug
boobyloverover9000
There are dozens of us
RailRabbit
pfshfine
Is she ever going to focus on learning soulcasting, tho?
ForTheBestReally
In the Rhythm of War it mentions how she tried to learn during her wardship but just wasn’t good at it(at least the way Jasnah was teaching)
ForTheBestReally
Perhaps later on she’ll deal with it more specifically? But not everyone will master all their powers and she does tend to put things off
cuzitsthere
Idk, the books are so short it's hard to fit character growth in
Fishammer
PhilipJFryIII
Stormblessed
WhoAmIWhoAreYouWhoIsThisCat
Bridge Four!
ForTheBestReally
I listen to the audiobooks and I can only read this in The Lopen’s cousin’s Huio’s voice
BigTex1
Don’t worry, all of the fine sawdust particles inside the cabinet of the saw will put it out!
Macewindow54
You say that but I've definitely smothered fires by dumping bags of sawdust on them.
Macewindow54
To be fair it was compacted and a lot of sawdust. Not minute airborne particulars.
BigTex1
And you can drop a lit match into a container of gasoline and it will be put out. Still not a wonderful idea.
Type17
Many cars have the electric fuel pump and all connections inside the fuel tank, under the surface. I’m presuming it’s a brushless motor(!)
Macewindow54
Will it? Brb gotta go try something.
3Davideo
Both involve the displacement of oxygen, so they make sense.