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What's do a viola and firewood have in common? They're only good if they're on fire.

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Dog tax
Her name is Cleopatra and she belongs to the technical director
That concludes this eclectic meme experience. In case you're wondering, tonight is opening night for my school's production of Pippin. I'm on spotlight and I'm both incredibly excited and very nervous. A number of things have gone wrong (half the stage isn't painted, technical director is in the hospital, my spotlight has been missing up until today so I haven't practiced my cues once) but you know what they say, the show must go on. Besides, I have faith in our cast and pit. Wish us luck, we'll need it.
Edit: Thank you thank you thank you everyone for the kind words. Opening night actually went really well and the audience loved it, even if there were some little hiccups here and there. But hey, that's live theatre, if nothing goes wrong you'll have nothing to laugh about at the cast party. I'm glad I could share this with you all.
deathloop
VIOLAS ARE BEAUTIFUL YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN SECOND CHAIR FIDDLE MOUTH! lol jk jk
richtus
#14 Yup. Then she became an alcoholic and cut everyone out of her life.
UnknownVD
Crew wishes for good luck, acting talent demands broken limbs. Why in Dionysus’ name are we applauding the sadists?
BoogalooBadger
#27 Substitute "smile" with word of choice. "Your (insert here) keeps me warm in ways a sweater can't."
ByteCooled
#3 do it all the time and everybody just stares at me like WTF
Stuey1221
Why do Americans call the fringe ‘bangs’?
PoisonIvy533
We don't know either.
Hickmonster
#31 I always read the doctor's voice in my head as the doctor from The Simpsons.
TheUltimatePunMaster
Soup requires broth, the creation of which requires meats and/or veggies to be boiled in water. Milk ain't a broth, cereal ain't a soup.
LadyClio
#14 Yes, I have met myself.
thesearentthedroidsyouarelookingfor
#14 #27 @MistressOfPrincess
MistressofPrincess
AGAGAAGH MY PERFECT LITTLE CARROT your hug is the bestest sweater i fucking adore you
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Honestly, #22 says way more about the commenter than the girl. Bro is not doing okay.
IMayNotReplyToYou
#16 PASSION OF CRIST 2 "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE WANNA THEEEESSSEEEEE?"
firecloud42
#1 no, soup is just after breakfast cereal
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
#4 Ah I love a good Sbubby
somecallmeFinn
#16 wouldn’t that just be the Book of Mormon?
d3jake
#8 that's me during the end of the Endless Waltz
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
That piano lead-in
undeaddevon11
Best friends for a long time. Recently confessed feelings for them and was shut down. #14 hurt to read haha
GhostRadventures
“Opening night”? Break a leg!!
OddBrock
I’d be less surprised if it wasn’t illegal in Saudi Arabia. Seems like everything that the internet generates is anathema to them.
WellThatsOriginal
I dry swallow pills all the time and I think I'm pretty chill. Stop stereotyping, you fucking infidel! Jk (~_^)
prfesser
I have to take 12 pills in the morning, 6 at bedtime. Learn dry swallowing.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
#10 omg yes rosin looks delicious
Fatherdoodle
#15, little confused about the date here
sinistertroy243000
Time travelers confirmed.
trigonman3
It's in the European format, so that's the 6th day of the 27th month of the year 18. Duh.
Jetison333
So jodsebuary?
Lukapaka
Yams.
CarInAVet
#10 I don't think I have ever been tempted to eat my rosin.
steviedrawsdinos
This is a wig, yes?
QueenyBaron
#2 nah, Sims CAS theme
13fingerfx
meca56
forbidden "paté en croute"
NachosFlandersStyle
#10 I always tried the little bits that would break off, convinced they would taste like hard candy.
whatupmyknitters
and yet they never did...
NachosFlandersStyle
Nope. I thought, it's made of sap! It should taste like maple syrup!
magicrhombus
Or maybe a bit more like pine syrup?
NachosFlandersStyle
I wasn't a smart kid.
thatdreadmachine
CoolPepper6
Interesting position, I don't think I've thought of it that way before.
thatdreadmachine
https://youtu.be/O9ak89FwYeI
RyanMTReadman
You clearly don’t use enough milk
MarkOfTheCovenant
You eat your salad with a disgusting amount of dressing if this is the case.
shinyRK9
Welcome to America
Wuuthrad4
I like too much milk for it to be considered a dressing
CoolPepper6
I legit ate salad dressing today. You do whatever you want, dude.
DtheB8
HandsomeJackBlack
How fat are you
TheLastSithposter
Is the pope catholic
DoorCellar
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
firecloud42
Cereal isn’t a Soup or salad Soup - a liquid food made by boiling or simmering meat, fish, or vegetables with various added ingredients.
thatdreadmachine
Then what is oatmeal, otherwise known as "hot cereal?" Sure, technically a grain but many stews contain barley which is also a grain...
firecloud42
I don’t lump oatmeal in with cereal...I also don’t like it soooo =\
thatdreadmachine
I guess technically, it is classified as a porridge, but what is porridge other than meatless, vegieless soup? What is your ideal breakfast?
firecloud42
French toast with bacon, hash browns, and OJ
firecloud42
Salad - a usually cold dish consisting of vegetables, as lettuce, tomatoes, and cucumbers, covered with a dressing
MarkOfTheCovenant
What about pasta salad? Potato salad?
firecloud42
Nasty ????
MarkOfTheCovenant
Well I never. How could you say something so hurtful about potatoes
thatdreadmachine
*usually*
AllisonChains73
WHAT IS THE FORBIDDEN SNACK?!?!?
FrankDLT
Ah yes, the Hard Honey Sticky Bar
themintypigeon
It’s used to make the bows have more friction and a create a better sound on the strings.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
better? I think a bow with no rosin makes no sound.
HighImpactSexualViolence
If my memory is correct it makes a horrible raspy sound.
eeyrjmr
String amber
astromoondoggie
Sounds like two cheerleaders in a craft store. "STRING, Amber!"
alyoshaspupil
I played trombone in an orchestra and wondered what the cellos rosin tasted like for years and thought I was alone. I’m home, you freaks.
lionsilverwolf
r/forbiddensnacks you're welcome.
Subparhypeman
Bass rosin smells like bacon, we all tasted some. Don’t eat it.
meaniecakes
Rosin, is a solid form of resin produced by heating fresh liquid resin to vaporize the volatile liquid terpene components.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
It's like you were born for this moment
Mistress0fMayhem
Us ballet dancers also use rosin on the toes and underside of our shoes to prevent slipping!
curstew
as a violinist I'm ashamed I didn't notice that the first time around
NyQuilDaydream
Something... Something... Devil went down to Georgia
trigonman3
Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
lovejoyrat1
So what’s it taste like
Hammertulski
I don't know BUT THE POWDER SMELLS AMAZING.
usernamecheckingout
Death.
Haemaelaeinen
Heaven. Like biting an angel's ankle.
previoustopcomment
Condensed tree sap.
InOtterSpace
Dreams
soogasaur
Like dry, chalky, awful unsweetened syrup.
lonelylinguist
I’ve read that it tastes like what it is: concentrated pine pitch, so extremely bitter, slightly sour (it’s mostly abietic acid), very piney
DiabeticDolphin
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