Opening Night Meme Dump

May 3, 2018 6:55 PM

CoolPepper6

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Man, the new crossover title looks great.

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So cute and yet so vulgar

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Such a funny joke

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What's do a viola and firewood have in common? They're only good if they're on fire.

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Dog tax
Her name is Cleopatra and she belongs to the technical director

That concludes this eclectic meme experience. In case you're wondering, tonight is opening night for my school's production of Pippin. I'm on spotlight and I'm both incredibly excited and very nervous. A number of things have gone wrong (half the stage isn't painted, technical director is in the hospital, my spotlight has been missing up until today so I haven't practiced my cues once) but you know what they say, the show must go on. Besides, I have faith in our cast and pit. Wish us luck, we'll need it.

Edit: Thank you thank you thank you everyone for the kind words. Opening night actually went really well and the audience loved it, even if there were some little hiccups here and there. But hey, that's live theatre, if nothing goes wrong you'll have nothing to laugh about at the cast party. I'm glad I could share this with you all.

VIOLAS ARE BEAUTIFUL YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN SECOND CHAIR FIDDLE MOUTH! lol jk jk

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#14 Yup. Then she became an alcoholic and cut everyone out of her life.

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Crew wishes for good luck, acting talent demands broken limbs. Why in Dionysus’ name are we applauding the sadists?

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#27 Substitute "smile" with word of choice. "Your (insert here) keeps me warm in ways a sweater can't."

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#3 do it all the time and everybody just stares at me like WTF

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Why do Americans call the fringe ‘bangs’?

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We don't know either.

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#31 I always read the doctor's voice in my head as the doctor from The Simpsons.

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Soup requires broth, the creation of which requires meats and/or veggies to be boiled in water. Milk ain't a broth, cereal ain't a soup.

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#14 Yes, I have met myself.

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#14 #27 @MistressOfPrincess

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AGAGAAGH MY PERFECT LITTLE CARROT your hug is the bestest sweater i fucking adore you

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Honestly, #22 says way more about the commenter than the girl. Bro is not doing okay.

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#16 PASSION OF CRIST 2 "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE WANNA THEEEESSSEEEEE?"

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#1 no, soup is just after breakfast cereal

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#4 Ah I love a good Sbubby

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#16 wouldn’t that just be the Book of Mormon?

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#8 that's me during the end of the Endless Waltz

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That piano lead-in

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Best friends for a long time. Recently confessed feelings for them and was shut down. #14 hurt to read haha

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“Opening night”? Break a leg!!

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I’d be less surprised if it wasn’t illegal in Saudi Arabia. Seems like everything that the internet generates is anathema to them.

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I dry swallow pills all the time and I think I'm pretty chill. Stop stereotyping, you fucking infidel! Jk (~_^)

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I have to take 12 pills in the morning, 6 at bedtime. Learn dry swallowing.

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#10 omg yes rosin looks delicious

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#15, little confused about the date here

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Time travelers confirmed.

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It's in the European format, so that's the 6th day of the 27th month of the year 18. Duh.

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So jodsebuary?

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Yams.

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#10 I don't think I have ever been tempted to eat my rosin.

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This is a wig, yes?

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#2 nah, Sims CAS theme

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hard core hard candy.

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forbidden "paté en croute"

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#10 I always tried the little bits that would break off, convinced they would taste like hard candy.

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and yet they never did...

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Nope. I thought, it's made of sap! It should taste like maple syrup!

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Or maybe a bit more like pine syrup?

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I wasn't a smart kid.

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Actually, it is a type of salad and milk is the dressing ;)

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Interesting position, I don't think I've thought of it that way before.

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You clearly don’t use enough milk

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You eat your salad with a disgusting amount of dressing if this is the case.

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Welcome to America

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I like too much milk for it to be considered a dressing

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I legit ate salad dressing today. You do whatever you want, dude.

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v

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How fat are you

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Is the pope catholic

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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Cereal isn’t a Soup or salad Soup - a liquid food made by boiling or simmering meat, fish, or vegetables with various added ingredients.

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Then what is oatmeal, otherwise known as "hot cereal?" Sure, technically a grain but many stews contain barley which is also a grain...

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I don’t lump oatmeal in with cereal...I also don’t like it soooo =\

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I guess technically, it is classified as a porridge, but what is porridge other than meatless, vegieless soup? What is your ideal breakfast?

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French toast with bacon, hash browns, and OJ

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Salad - a usually cold dish consisting of vegetables, as lettuce, tomatoes, and cucumbers, covered with a dressing

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What about pasta salad? Potato salad?

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Nasty ????

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Well I never. How could you say something so hurtful about potatoes

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*usually*

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WHAT IS THE FORBIDDEN SNACK?!?!?

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Ah yes, the Hard Honey Sticky Bar

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It’s used to make the bows have more friction and a create a better sound on the strings.

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better? I think a bow with no rosin makes no sound.

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If my memory is correct it makes a horrible raspy sound.

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String amber

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Sounds like two cheerleaders in a craft store. "STRING, Amber!"

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I played trombone in an orchestra and wondered what the cellos rosin tasted like for years and thought I was alone. I’m home, you freaks.

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r/forbiddensnacks you're welcome.

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Bass rosin smells like bacon, we all tasted some. Don’t eat it.

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Rosin, is a solid form of resin produced by heating fresh liquid resin to vaporize the volatile liquid terpene components.

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It's like you were born for this moment

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Us ballet dancers also use rosin on the toes and underside of our shoes to prevent slipping!

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as a violinist I'm ashamed I didn't notice that the first time around

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Something... Something... Devil went down to Georgia

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Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard

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So what’s it taste like

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I don't know BUT THE POWDER SMELLS AMAZING.

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Death.

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Heaven. Like biting an angel's ankle.

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Condensed tree sap.

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Dreams

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Like dry, chalky, awful unsweetened syrup.

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I’ve read that it tastes like what it is: concentrated pine pitch, so extremely bitter, slightly sour (it’s mostly abietic acid), very piney

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