#3 .... I have a oneskin / ....the tape-measure said "don't bother" / ...she got on top but couldn't stay on / ...she blew me while she was finishing her sandwich
It's the only one that works every time and I've tried too many to remember from cheap store to high end. it's always reliable with no clumping, low irritation and doesn't look cakey.
It’s for sound quality reasons. It’s one of the quietest places you can find besides a recording studio. Homes and the outdoors have too much ambient noise. You’d be surprised.
I think it's supposed to make it seem like they haven't thought out and even written down everything they are going to say. Like it's a spur of the moment thing. "I just got home from work and was about go inside, but I'll make a quick hour long rant."
zafner
#29 do you have any FUCKING IDEA what a problem this image is if you are super fucking stoned
thotterpop
#12 yeah, and?
johnxbear
#15 I would love to look at my friends buttholes but they get weird when I ask them about it.
Tomigami
#18 This is a threat
Chicagorooftop
I think they call it "Institutional Green"
jenoween
# Whatever about the autistic child thanking the cat. I'm not autistic (I think...maybe) but I started thanking animals for spending time with me.
I started it after my very first mushroom trip.
marengnr10
#52 Maybe Vivaldi was an Aussie in disguise.
NowYouAreBreathingManually
#5 3 large coffees por favor
ravenous52
Walk like a champion
fallswinkingtothefloor
#3 .... I have a oneskin / ....the tape-measure said "don't bother" / ...she got on top but couldn't stay on / ...she blew me while she was finishing her sandwich
Mytoothhurty
I'm pretty sure that eyelash stuff in #11 is what my wife still uses 27 yrs later
sunflowersticklemorethanfeathers
It's the only one that works every time and I've tried too many to remember from cheap store to high end. it's always reliable with no clumping, low irritation and doesn't look cakey.
SeanBeanJovi
That's Ol' Reliable.
KMakyra
#5 but.... Why do I only get 1 of the 3 I pick? And it's not even the one I want.
ebonyfaery
#11 okay but dream matte mousse slapped and still does.
ClownishAntics
#74 "Clown cu a rawl a ṭam"
kobun253
#4 being half raised by my grandparents I cannot break this cycle of bed before 10pm awake at 6am
Aldamas
#36 top left to bottom right: Heart Punch, Sweet Chin Music, Running Knee Strike, Stone Cold Stunner
DustyBibbles
Ill take...a will to live, a fridge with actual food in it and a sex life please
KittyKlimt6
#30 "twice", haha. More like 3-4 times as much
zombiejedediah
#5 numbers one, five and six. Bugger
JStengah
#37 you don't have to go back far at all for 25 to be considered very late to be having your first child.
justyouraveragepeacock
My grandmother was 13 when she got married and had her 1st child. (1930s)
randomwalrus
Yeah, even saying a generation is every 20 years is a bit late in life for a lot of history.
RewiredResilience
#4 it's a nice way to spend my day
nation543
#5 I can't even afford coffee...
TheGhostMinx
#5 I.....have one of those. So.....yeah. fml
frosss
If I even had any two of those I could be happy.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
does solo sex count?
chumpacabra
doin better than me
johnxbear
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MnZrYWpoYnFsN2tjZGdyN2Y1N2ZvbjE3ODVnOTRsYXVzb3VodTQyayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/DrJm6F9poo4aA/200w.webp
TsunamiJohn
I'm looking at the first four wondering which one to choose
ankokublackfang
Man, I'm jealous of your large coffee....
TheGhostMinx
Surprisingly, it's the full time job. ((Coffee doesn't work with me. :( ))
KMakyra
#42 [citation needed]
jimd1954
He read it on the internet so it must be true.
jimd1954
#75 I do like that color.
Case71
#5 if you pick the first three, then the fourth shows up as a bonus. And probably the sixth as well.
TerryInternetGod
#48 ???
VulpesIncendium
noone1415
It's on an empty toilet roll holder. Draw your own conclusions...
PERMANENTxGUEST
It’s in a bathroom… where the toilet paper roll should be… I’m not explaining more than that because I’m eating breakfast.
TerryInternetGod
So you're saying it's in the place of a 💩🔪??
sneakypoo
#10 Always been curious about that choice of recording location. Is it the only place people will not tell you to stfu in real life?
Toiletpro4
It’s for sound quality reasons. It’s one of the quietest places you can find besides a recording studio. Homes and the outdoors have too much ambient noise. You’d be surprised.
johnxbear
I think it's supposed to make it seem like they haven't thought out and even written down everything they are going to say. Like it's a spur of the moment thing. "I just got home from work and was about go inside, but I'll make a quick hour long rant."
HamSlamwich
I'm not even gonna retype the comment, but yeah same.
tuxedobob
There’s a flat earther who does his videos from his car because his wife kicked him out of the house during one.
TexMexHex
#43 says someone with generational wealth.
JStengah
I don't think you read what they wrote at all.