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The shorter version.
Apr 26, 2025 6:53 PM
Billybillybillyporter
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The shorter version.
Bazzatr0n
Look, you missed the economic horror aspect of this movie. It's fine, economics is boring, the monster is ultimately a spreadsheet.
PhilKenSebban
I love the Alien films but the survival instincts of some characters are woeful. Kane just touching a strange egg in a Alien craft, the marines just pushing on into a Alien hive, touching the snake thing in Prometheus and my favourite in Covenant, the entire crew landing on a strange planet and just going out and breathing the air with no respirators or enviro protection suits.
Clayman8
And theres Event Horizon with the absolutely amazing scene of :
*sees absolute hell and chaos*
"We're leaving."
Thats it. Not bargains, no hesitation. Just "fuck this place and the horse it rode in on"
GuyFromDeathValley
"I have no intention to leave this ship here. We'll bring the Lewis&Clark to a safe distance and bomb this ship with missiles until I'm satisfied that its destroyed". Loved it, no bullshit. Something is very fucky, we wanna go home, lets leave and blow the ship to pieces. Also, the black guy survives. Didn't expect that.
Clayman8
The fact that this happens also while the entire crew (iirc, its been a while) is still alive is wild too. Usually this happens when at least a few have been turned to paint.
HandoB4Javert
Firestar002
Much better than my Halloween costume.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
Ya might want to grab some of the tech from that alien spaceship before you leave.
DrSharkbite
obarey
Not again!
Billis75
lainzis
This is why I love Event Horizon so much. The cpt watched the video log and tried to nope the fuck out of there.
davesaint01930
I put on event horizon when ibwant to get some sleep. Every time I try to watch it, it's snooze time.
straha242
Deadpan "We're leaving." On of my favourite lines in any movie.
TrueLegateDamar
Crazy Scientist: You can't leave it behind? Captain: I'm not leaving it behind, I'm gonna nuke the fuck out of it.
ruint
AnOceanOfStars
By the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ugp6Q5s74s
Billybillybillyporter
Really looking forward to this. 👍
BryanLaserEpee
I make the maps! Proceeds to get fucking lost
3rdoption
"We're back, Ash. Open up." "Did you bring a dangerous creature that the corporation can weaponize?" "Um..." "Back you go, guys."
Volimar
The problem is they brought the wrong Ash.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Unfortunately, Ash's chainsaw would get wrecked early on from acid blood.
3rdoption
Hail to the king, baby!
ThisGuyPostingThings
And that's why you should never trust old Bilbo.
Beefkins
Wait that was the same ...,?!? God dammit I knew he looked familiar.
ThisGuyPostingThings
Also Father Vito Cornelius in The Fifth Element, Zach Braff's dad in Garden State, and numerous other roles.
IUpvoteFuturama
RuBisCO1
Ok so a flaw in that episode is that each egg is one face puppeteer and each face puppeteer lays one egg then dies, how do they multiple?
IUpvoteFuturama
They seem to be reliant on crashing starships, given they have Rick's tech I assumed they "assisted" in the crashes. Admittedly you are right they are still very limited in population.
scribnibbler707
I think they meant it more in that if one were to die, say from being smashed by a ship the species could never replace it cause they dont due multiple eggs on reproduction
crapybarra
I will upvote rick and morty
Astral134
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcmN2YzFwNXkzbzlnaXhkdGhmNTF2cTd3Yjh2ang4aGp6OXppZ29tbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FhbukHmFBiMzC/giphy.mp4
ProfessorMatt
And Summer!
crapybarra
Not til she tells me where my balls are