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Jan 25, 2025 8:08 PM
2bequicklikeu2
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woozle
tell your mom how awesome she is.
fishstickkitties
High five
DonkeyGoat
Apologize
NoLeafCl0ver
(Dude here) Go to the bathroom and pee
RoccoAntonio
Wake up !!
Elliotblet
Thank your mom.
psstuphere
Said by the guy who penetrated his dad on the toilet
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Hand your mom a towel
AbeFromanPartyOf3
Pay
Sasurau
Wipe my hand.
PortableWalrusPolishingKit
Apologise
UncleRat
Wipe off the monitor.
VeryStableGenius
mrshihtzu
wake up from the dream
horseman05
You are having Sex?
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Only at this time of year
horseman05
I just asked Rosy Palms and was told "Get your Cold hand off of me".
Littledirtybirdyfeet
Clean up, get dressed, and then smoke a joint in bed before passing out
G081
Pay your mom
anarchoFeline
day3 nothing and start shit posting
aunitedlemon
Go subconscious.
ArsenicTouch
Smoke a cigarette, pass out, wake up stuck together, pry ourselves apart, use the bathroom, take a shower, not always in that order.
KenKay
Clear my browser history....
C0ZM0
Put the toe tag back on, close the cooler door and head up to the cafeteria for some fries and gravy.
LustyLombax
Are we talking post nut? Because I'm still in orgasmic bliss after my partner finishes if that's the case, I just keep moaning and quivering lol
QueefSlurper6372
Depends on if I was flying solo, or if there was a co-pilot
Lyconous
Brush off the dirt
FeloniousMonk13
Loud cheering accompanied by a boisterous victory dance
CloudStrife668
Nothing. Because sex is like a Unicorn to me.
psstuphere
Single horny?
CloudStrife668
And mythological
psstuphere
Have you tried horse?
CloudStrife668
CloudStrife668
Nope.
psstuphere
Release the hostages, a deal is a deal
andexer
This means fart, right?
DrenLithear
Continue the autopsy, and remind myself that one moment of weakness doesn't make me a bad vet.
B166ERMaximus
mineoc
whatseventhepointt
Calling a Necropsy an Autopsy however does make you a bad Vet. Or you’re a Vet performing an Autopsy that you’re under qualified for.
boevis
100% expected a bestiality or incest joke, thank you for not letting me down.
AllAnusMorissette
dethloc
keyserv
Why are you the way that you are?
DJThuglifeSupreme
That’s it folks, everyone else just go home. This comment can’t be topped