Nov 19, 2022 12:00 PM
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SunofAbyss
Why does he keep opening it over and over though?
AmotsEinhorc
chetnixandflill
SmokyDoggg
“You got any of them pick-a-nick baskets?”
WynnCreek
If you're cold he's cold, let him in
wheeeeeeeeeeee
v
PicassoCT
You talk like a eldritch god, trying to unclench my ass, for tentacles ..
emjay9010
TheRoyalDong
But I'm not cold, because I'm already indoors.
aNewIngloriousHandle
if you got no fur, he got fur. don’t feed wild animals
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
He is definitely not cold.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
He's got a fur coat.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
That shit was 99 cents
HUNGmunculus
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Did you see that stare?
hockeyham
Beary scary
flexstar
DrKonrad
Let's go ou... Oh, better stay inside with that weather
crushingbore
Just looking for skritches.
MontsterTacks
“I’ve been trying to contact you about you vehicle’s extended warranty” - bear probably
Firestar002
Would you like to buy some Bear-scout cookies?
cmdshift3
Glock9 in 7 Days To Die
pfshfine
Wonderful home renovator, that guy
HellaPictureSeeing
There needs to be an accolade for shitting one's self @imgur
SoberAndBored
BEER! I said I could use a BEER!
Travelbug24
Omg…my dogs would have bolted out the door before I even knew the bear was there…
BakingMaybes
Some Dark Souls energy there
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Some "Annihilation" energy right there....
homoerection
I liked that movie. Not sure why it got hate
lordfwahfnah
Ah yes, the American problem that I am too European to understand
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Worked in the foothills behind red rocks, over night shift. Had to be careful when I went out to smoke- black bears were VERY common and 1
Usually right outside the door.
zipsline4
thrashingcows
Make sure your garbage is secured so as to not give them a reason to come through your neighborhoods.
SirDistic
Bruh at this point he owns the neighborhood
TheFeralDog
Too late now! You can go try it if you want!!!
wadatahmydamie
Their neighborhoods too
malachilenomade
Yeah, people tend to forget (or just refuse to acknowledge) this. And really, the bears were there first so WE are the intruders!
rainbowsigns
So much easier said than done! Phew
CaffeineEnabler
Not right now, obviously
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Fun fact, if you do not throw away food all the time this is not really a problem.
dakkaffex
You're always gonna produce some garbage even you limiting the amount of shit you throw away
friendsofsandwiches
Time to go in and watch NOPE.
correr96
Is this on a loop, or does he keep checking?
hoozyerdatty
he does...and the bear keeps backing up, disappointed, then hopeful, then disappointed...etc
navagon
How the outside world looks to an introvert.
VaultGirl69
Yes.
doesntmatter
Social phobia is not introversion
Syrpynt
"All squares can be rectangles by definition, but rectangles can never be squares."
FancySharkDinnerParty
Unbearable?
eftwyrd
Pretty sure it is pretty BEARable right now
NachoPete
upsidedownyhead
larskongo
nopenopebadger
TZO2k15
Those fuckers are brown… Fuck THAT, time to switch states!
Wait, my mistake just saw mama bear running toward the garage, it's a black bear…
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Fuckin NOPE
beachbum273
That's an "oh shit" moment
DarkRedCape
“Hey look at all this cool shit we can take, who’s gonna stop us? I’m taking this an.. wait, the doors opening, oh shit! Moooom!!” - bears
Macetheace50
Now that the mama bear knows where the food is, can you expect more visits?
SpoilsburyToastMan
I hope your door is reinforced.
drummergirl16
I’m surprised the bear didn’t run! Black bears tend to be super skittish, if they’ve become this used to humans they need to be put down.
Jetdrag
Yeah I had one in my backyard and I just yelled at him. Took off never saw him again. I live in the woods
meskarune
That's way too big for a black bear.
Source: I live in an area with black bears.
backet
I thought that looked too big to be a black bear
Nah, they can get that big if they are well-fed.
Fyreworx
I feel like if you live in a place where bears could kill you it's ok to have something to defend yourself against them.
Oracle547
Like mixed martial arts
iusedtodream
A hermit in Alaska lived alone on an island swarming with grizzlies. He used a bopping stick and a firm "No."
SteveTheEgg
Did you see the end of that film?
JohnSatclaire
It's said listening to the audio is unbearable.
Pheehelm
Yeah, the end result was grisly.
Not Treadwell, this fellow https://www.hermitary.com/articles/proenneke.html
joe6paques
Every dungeon master’s favorite thing to hear: “We close the door.”
B0g4r7
I once used mage hand to slam the front door in Strahd's face.
SmoeAhsolse
Did he reply, "You must be the Belmont?"
ASOIAFgymcoach
I read it as “mange hand” and laughed way more at the idea of this encounter
tentacularfleshscape
Yeah my guy has crabs in one hand
Puppydonk
Good DAY sir.
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
I asume Strahd was not amused? O.o
He didn't want to make a scene but he also didn't go away until we talked to him.
We were spending the night in Ireena's house so he was gracious enough to insist on diplomacy
brandonblk
i once confused the dm when strahd did his split into multiiple copies and i used magic missile which always hits
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
My group and I in our Rime of the Frostmaiden game basically did this in Sunblight Citadel. If ya been there, ya'know why.
?
Close, but no. And we managed to beat that bad boy!
BarbedWireCatheter
Boi cheesin’ like he just crop dusted a crowded elevator
ShelbyXL
My DM, playing a necromancer: "WHO DARES DISTURB MY--"
Our rogue: "I close the door"
chormin
My table's rogue, "I close the door and rolled 29 for stealth"
onlyhalfghost
I have had the same encounter, but it was my artificer with "Sorry old chap, just doin' a bit of archaeology, no intent to disturb"
"Sorry! Wrong room!"
Next time we entered, the necromancer was like "I was going to recruit you for my undead army but now I'm curious about your methods"
SunofAbyss
Why does he keep opening it over and over though?
AmotsEinhorc
chetnixandflill
SmokyDoggg
“You got any of them pick-a-nick baskets?”
WynnCreek
If you're cold he's cold, let him in
wheeeeeeeeeeee
PicassoCT
You talk like a eldritch god, trying to unclench my ass, for tentacles ..
emjay9010
TheRoyalDong
But I'm not cold, because I'm already indoors.
aNewIngloriousHandle
if you got no fur, he got fur. don’t feed wild animals
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
He is definitely not cold.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
He's got a fur coat.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
That shit was 99 cents
HUNGmunculus
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Did you see that stare?
hockeyham
Beary scary
flexstar
DrKonrad
Let's go ou... Oh, better stay inside with that weather
crushingbore
Just looking for skritches.
MontsterTacks
“I’ve been trying to contact you about you vehicle’s extended warranty” - bear probably
Firestar002
Would you like to buy some Bear-scout cookies?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
cmdshift3
Glock9 in 7 Days To Die
pfshfine
Wonderful home renovator, that guy
HellaPictureSeeing
There needs to be an accolade for shitting one's self @imgur
SoberAndBored
BEER! I said I could use a BEER!
Travelbug24
Omg…my dogs would have bolted out the door before I even knew the bear was there…
BakingMaybes
Some Dark Souls energy there
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Some "Annihilation" energy right there....
homoerection
I liked that movie. Not sure why it got hate
BakingMaybes
lordfwahfnah
Ah yes, the American problem that I am too European to understand
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Worked in the foothills behind red rocks, over night shift. Had to be careful when I went out to smoke- black bears were VERY common and 1
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Usually right outside the door.
zipsline4
thrashingcows
Make sure your garbage is secured so as to not give them a reason to come through your neighborhoods.
SirDistic
Bruh at this point he owns the neighborhood
TheFeralDog
Too late now! You can go try it if you want!!!
wadatahmydamie
Their neighborhoods too
malachilenomade
Yeah, people tend to forget (or just refuse to acknowledge) this. And really, the bears were there first so WE are the intruders!
rainbowsigns
So much easier said than done! Phew
CaffeineEnabler
Not right now, obviously
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Fun fact, if you do not throw away food all the time this is not really a problem.
dakkaffex
You're always gonna produce some garbage even you limiting the amount of shit you throw away
friendsofsandwiches
Time to go in and watch NOPE.
correr96
Is this on a loop, or does he keep checking?
hoozyerdatty
he does...and the bear keeps backing up, disappointed, then hopeful, then disappointed...etc
navagon
How the outside world looks to an introvert.
VaultGirl69
Yes.
doesntmatter
Social phobia is not introversion
Syrpynt
"All squares can be rectangles by definition, but rectangles can never be squares."
FancySharkDinnerParty
Unbearable?
eftwyrd
Pretty sure it is pretty BEARable right now
NachoPete
upsidedownyhead
larskongo
nopenopebadger
TZO2k15
Those fuckers are brown… Fuck THAT, time to switch states!
TZO2k15
Wait, my mistake just saw mama bear running toward the garage, it's a black bear…
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Fuckin NOPE
beachbum273
That's an "oh shit" moment
DarkRedCape
“Hey look at all this cool shit we can take, who’s gonna stop us? I’m taking this an.. wait, the doors opening, oh shit! Moooom!!” - bears
Macetheace50
Now that the mama bear knows where the food is, can you expect more visits?
SpoilsburyToastMan
I hope your door is reinforced.
drummergirl16
I’m surprised the bear didn’t run! Black bears tend to be super skittish, if they’ve become this used to humans they need to be put down.
Jetdrag
Yeah I had one in my backyard and I just yelled at him. Took off never saw him again. I live in the woods
meskarune
That's way too big for a black bear.
drummergirl16
Source: I live in an area with black bears.
backet
I thought that looked too big to be a black bear
drummergirl16
Nah, they can get that big if they are well-fed.
Fyreworx
I feel like if you live in a place where bears could kill you it's ok to have something to defend yourself against them.
Oracle547
Like mixed martial arts
iusedtodream
A hermit in Alaska lived alone on an island swarming with grizzlies. He used a bopping stick and a firm "No."
SteveTheEgg
Did you see the end of that film?
JohnSatclaire
It's said listening to the audio is unbearable.
Pheehelm
Yeah, the end result was grisly.
iusedtodream
Not Treadwell, this fellow https://www.hermitary.com/articles/proenneke.html
joe6paques
Every dungeon master’s favorite thing to hear: “We close the door.”
B0g4r7
FancySharkDinnerParty
I once used mage hand to slam the front door in Strahd's face.
SmoeAhsolse
Did he reply, "You must be the Belmont?"
ASOIAFgymcoach
I read it as “mange hand” and laughed way more at the idea of this encounter
tentacularfleshscape
Yeah my guy has crabs in one hand
Puppydonk
Good DAY sir.
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
I asume Strahd was not amused? O.o
FancySharkDinnerParty
He didn't want to make a scene but he also didn't go away until we talked to him.
FancySharkDinnerParty
We were spending the night in Ireena's house so he was gracious enough to insist on diplomacy
brandonblk
i once confused the dm when strahd did his split into multiiple copies and i used magic missile which always hits
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
My group and I in our Rime of the Frostmaiden game basically did this in Sunblight Citadel. If ya been there, ya'know why.
FancySharkDinnerParty
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Close, but no. And we managed to beat that bad boy!
BarbedWireCatheter
Boi cheesin’ like he just crop dusted a crowded elevator
ShelbyXL
My DM, playing a necromancer: "WHO DARES DISTURB MY--"
ShelbyXL
Our rogue: "I close the door"
chormin
My table's rogue, "I close the door and rolled 29 for stealth"
onlyhalfghost
I have had the same encounter, but it was my artificer with "Sorry old chap, just doin' a bit of archaeology, no intent to disturb"
Puppydonk
"Sorry! Wrong room!"
ShelbyXL
Next time we entered, the necromancer was like "I was going to recruit you for my undead army but now I'm curious about your methods"