You have to use a decent brand of bottled water for this to work. If you use one of the great value bottles it will end up with a lot of water on the table.
It’s always fun when you have a cleared cap and manage to send it flying through the room. Bit less when you hit someone in the eye. Or when your SO sees you doing it..
Screw-on caps... duh. Do you think most of US can afford better alcohol than comes with a screw-on cap? Sadly over-estimating your audience there, dude.
Here in Germany the only beverages with caps on them are beer ( and not even all brands) and maybe the occasional old school Coke bottle.
And if you are a beer dringer you either have thes skill or you have a bottle opener or are within reach of one.
I have seen people flip open caps with impressive tools though, rolled/folged up newspapers was one of the most creative ones, one of the most disgusting and dangerous ones are teetch and i have even seen someone use an eye socket ( don't ask).
jpl5
She seems nice ☺️
keyblader1985
abacab87
The guy lost any chance he had with that giggle.
TheGriffin
My gods she could spit in it and id chug it like I hadn't had a drink of water in a month
Coldin
Wait. I think I’ve seen something very similar to this before. But it was with chopsticks?
Stanistani
Corny.
umbrellamaker
MrBismarck
imjustheretoholdyourhandwhenyoudie
The kiss! If only I could attain this level of swag for one interaction lololol
norcebyl
You have to use a decent brand of bottled water for this to work. If you use one of the great value bottles it will end up with a lot of water on the table.
UncleMeaty
With Great Value comes great responsibility.
popeyeNL
And bottles need to be full to prevent buckling
manwithsevenlivers
I live in Germany now, people can open a beer here using a half decomposed schnitzel if they really want to.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
If you use a Dasani bottle, both of them burst into flames
5ing
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZ2pucWRqdmRnbDNraWVkeWgwaWR5N2Ywamx5NTV6aXp5dTY3NGIzbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tJtAOroKuECAHlfyj9/giphy.mp4
geoffreyfourmyle
Kissing the tip really kicks this to the next level.
Now I want to see all the reaction videos of people trying to open a glass bottle using a sealed plastic water bottle.
WitPit
https://youtu.be/-FzHtBxV3N8?si=eTNT4gwfqAzNp3-3
Neurisko
I could watch her kiss the tip all day.
katolu
Like an old man's kiwis, that joke was low hanging fruit.
paintnwood
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNmhhNHJydWNza3FrZjFjNm45OTAxOXk2d3BucDZjb3BjNW9lNWduaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/URjXZdK51Zdos89Jp7/giphy.mp4
Herrschmidt
i actually find plastic bottles to be th eeasiest openers.
Iliketocommentinrandom
Same. It also minimizes the risk of one of the bottles exploding if you use too much force.. 😅
Zeplin
Chinese Instagram girl. All her videos are like this, where she's this exaggerated tomboy girl.
haggerton
You say that as if it was a bad thing
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
ximzadix
never owned a bottle opener in my life... but I am a smoker
ErithEndell
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MHY3YnJwc25nZmpqbjB4Y3I4em9mNDl6eGJ1d3pybWx1Z25ma3k0MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/14ceV8wMLIGO6Q/200w.webp
ToenailClippingsJar
It’s always fun when you have a cleared cap and manage to send it flying through the room. Bit less when you hit someone in the eye. Or when your SO sees you doing it..
dorklordsickus
Is this the same lady that breaks the corn on the cob in half and tosses it to him?
superman0000
Yup
Zeplin
Yup.
keyblader1985
Yup
digitalbac0n
Yup.
DreamPhreak
Yup.
petemccabeart
Nope
alphaleonis
Smug
GuardianGorilla
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJld3NnbWZhbHF6bHNseGh6Y3k0NjB6bzBrZ3RmcDNjY3IwMXY1N3U5bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sDcfxFDozb3bO/giphy.mp4
JarJarBinksStarfish
Not sure what language she’s speaking, but don’t need an interpreter to translate “you’re a little bitch” for me.
BurlRavenscroft
Me, 30 years later: “…. WAIT A MINUTE!”
ellopoppett
I can open a beer bottle with many things.
KnightWithShiningCamera
What does she say?
cabalin
Reminds me of my wife
abbreviated
sauce?
SnakeskinJacket
https://www.tiktok.com/@dongchichi_973
duktayp
VwV
Regeny
When ppl ask me if I have a bottle opener while thinking "dude, how did you manage life until now?"
ximzadix
cigarette lighter
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
by borrowing bottle openers when needed, or having cute skilled girls nearby
oldguyexlurker
Screw-on caps... duh. Do you think most of US can afford better alcohol than comes with a screw-on cap? Sadly over-estimating your audience there, dude.
FPAlpha
Here in Germany the only beverages with caps on them are beer ( and not even all brands) and maybe the occasional old school Coke bottle.
And if you are a beer dringer you either have thes skill or you have a bottle opener or are within reach of one.
I have seen people flip open caps with impressive tools though, rolled/folged up newspapers was one of the most creative ones, one of the most disgusting and dangerous ones are teetch and i have even seen someone use an eye socket ( don't ask).
greenchair
Eye socket, wedding ring,
Regeny
German too. Fritz is using caps for all of their stuff as well as Proviant and I'm consuming both regularly. Plus beer :)
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usernameistolkein
What else causes your dad to literally fill his shorts with excrement?
Antininny
Eating too many sugar-free jelly beans.
usernameistolkein
And you don’t have to be a boomer to have that happen!
Antininny
No, but it does help.
usernameistolkein
How so?
arkthan
now go pick up the toothpick you spit out.
NothingPrince
I agree, only bad thing, I like the corn on better