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Dec 30, 2024 2:05 PM

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9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What kind of fuckface gives their kid Wasabi.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Especially after the kid said twice that it didn't want to try

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 No shade to his weight, that was an impressive jiggle.

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#2 so the cat is probably just reacting to the fumes from the onion but as a PSA **do not** let cats (or dogs) eat onions. Onions are toxic to them and could cause serious harm and even death.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 this kills the chairlift

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Look that big machinery is out of control! Let‘s stand right where several large Metall structures are headed towards.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 "Get the FUCK OFF!"

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 This one restarted my brain

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

OK but seriously though what is the death count of this dump

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why has no one hit the e stop?

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's a rollback failure, estop does nothing. Turns out unmaintaoned soviet equipment sucks

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

#22 Dude's got a special reservation in hell.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It’s a comedy show from Belgium, not real, but real funny though

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Another longer video with a different camera here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLTtu-RUvo

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The youtube video helps, showing that there is a somewhat happy end for those who got pulled in the middle of it. First clip of this video list, kind of ruined everything else funny coming after it. Too real and scary scenes

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Downright terrifying. And then I scrolled down and saw the squinting cat and it made me laugh and it felt so wrong!? I wonder what it'll do to society, our scrolling through endless short videos, feeling each emotion for all of 12 seconds

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got bummed out about the cancer one. The US sucks..

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1# as a former lifty, this is the only scenario that it's better to jump! Your broken leg or arm is better than being crushed by 600 lb chairs stacking up in the terminal. Also get the fuck back dumbass.

9 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

Weird there isn't an emergency stop button on both ends of the thing you know like an escalator.

9 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

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9 months ago (deleted Dec 30, 2024 8:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They unclamped the "DO NOT UNCLAMP" brake. The weight of loaded chairs went down again

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is, a big red button in the middle of the panel, but afaik details are vague but it went something like: The operator had manually overridden the brakes and tried to force a restart on primary power after a voltage drop caused an automatic e-stop, finally couldn't work out how to undo the brake override when it started to rollback. (they should have switched to the diesel generator power)

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

sounds like a terrible design. Elevators have a mechanical centrifugal emergency brake

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The design was adequate, the problem was users who didn't know what they were doing purposely working around safety features.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

the design didn't account for user error. Theres a reason trains have dead man switches.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think there is. But that thing going backwards is most likely a broken axle. And the brake was before the breakage.

Or there wasn't such things as that thing is made in the good ole USSR. (resort in was in Georgia if I remember correctly)

9 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Doesn't the around say it was installed by a Swiss company?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

huh? what?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 Jodie Foster way back

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Afraid not:) That video looks to be from the 1990s. She was very much an adult by then.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#1 Nothing wrong with this. There is a savy businessman who could save on maintenance cost, because it is not regulated or he bought the regulator a nice fishing trip. SInce 'capitalism' doesn't acutally care about how economics works "external effects" do not exist.
The net gain in wealth was increased for everybody and the people will thank the job creator after profits have trickled down. /S

Kinda wish this wasn't my only social media and I could post, where people who don't agree see it.

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

My question, is how is there not an emergency stop button on the damn thing?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you understand it's gravity acting on the people in the chairs, which move them. There is in operation, which you could "stop".
An operating break would be more prudent.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solid argumentation and a compliment, thank you dear madam or sir

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What country did this happen in?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Frozen
R 2010 ‧ Horror/Adventure

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#5 Baby girl, you need some water, not more Sambuca

9 months ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

And some money.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a sound guy and a DJ, this is pretty common actually.

9 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it is indeed common for people to drink water.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I worked doing visuals in clubs, I had people constantly coming up to my deck to try and order drinks and request songs...

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#19 video about it, with some more highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3RJ2gkfPJI

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 all went well, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294DjHpc1l4

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Stolen, Stollen is a German Christmas fruit cake/bread thing with powdered sugar and marzipan.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did text stollen, didn't I? Lol thx for noticing. I'm anal about misspelling words, so thank you for making me feel bad. Ugh!!!!!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#13 “Got ‘em!”

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dam Son, this is a quality dump. 5/7!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 sooo are all emergency stop buttons on the frontline in Ukraine or something??

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think its just running on gravity, the weight of the riders pulling them back down the hill

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#14 that plaintive "help" just broke me.

9 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Same

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Kid said no 3 times and was still force fed wasabi. I'd call this child abuse.

9 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

Agreed. I hope mom goes straight to jail and the kid saves this video to get mom to pay for therapy, bc they’re going to need it.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^This

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

#8 - Did I just watch someone win a Darwin award?

9 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that guy was a total idiot. RIP his nuts

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Looks more like upper thigh

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I might be stupid, wtf is that? What happens? He knocks something on the head(?) and then it attacks him?

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The "Darwin Awards" are an internet tradition, awarded to people for taking themselves out of the genepool through acts of sheer stupidity. While trying to hit whatever it was in the water, the rifle discharged and appears to have hit him directly in the jibblies. If he just shot off his balls, he has effectively removed himself from the gene pool via his own stupidity, thus earning a Darwin Award.

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He whacked something in the water with the butt of a rifle and it went off and shot him in the nuts

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Dang I didn't notice that. Welp. Wonder if he'll learn anything from this

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0