zMoonSmuggler
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Jul 19, 2025 2:00 AM
zMoonSmuggler
38301
545
37
Taking bets
SalmonMax
Bootus, Borts and Borts grew up and went to law school together. Now they're partners in law!
Mirrormancer
My main.
SirSage
Always maining a top tier. Every EVO there are Fooby everywhere. Us Jorch mains picked an honest mid tier. Maybe even a bottom tier. He could use some buffs (Capcom please)
minkuschild
That's no family tree. That's a telephone pole. Shine on you crazy Mormons. /s
onychoprion
Asheliigymme is my favoritue. Or Jort.
cousteau
Bhuiɒem for me.
spookymormonhelldream
And i found my new list of NPCs for my tabletop games
AtsaMattaForMe
Ghode
Hey Furtts, say hi to your mom for me. 😏
forte10
*rolls over in bed*
whizzer
And what's the relevance/meaning behind Edina high school?
StillNotYouTube
Just a common target because a lot of rich kids go there.
FelixGoldenrod
Cake eaters
Legomaniac91
Edina is a richer suburb in Minnesota. A common joke is that the city name is actually an acronym for "Every Day I Need Attention."
Grutta
Fuckin BOOTUS? *wheeeeeeeze*
zMoonSmuggler
I lost it with Foob lol
Grutta
Bootus and Foob look like their respective names! XD
MastersDegreeInTomfoolery
Is this for the netflix show thats going to make them 10x richer? xD
ulfgarBentbeak
I love how quickly it just gives up on believable names. Aiden, Aiden, Briaden is maybe passable, and from there on it's full insanity.
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
Haha classic Asheliigynne.. what a jackass
Hextant
Humby looks like Mr. Beast's long lost brother.
baldbear
The little yapper?
TheDoctorCrankenstein
TheKoolEagle
Shane is definitely from Eden Prairie based on this mighty blow
tautaula
*ears perk up in Minnesotan*
jalcantara88127001
Only 4 parents among them all
RubberChickenGoD
8 if they are 4 sets of identical twins
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
1 dad and his 3 cousinmothers?
jayknight9011
Seriously. Cointoss whether it's AI or just a small town.
Lontri
I mean, it's clearly AI generated, but it could accurately depict inhabitants of a small town where everyone is related.
GoneSolo
More like a gene puddle.
ParaspriteHugger
And 2 grandparents.
VoidScreamer
Chunus has a pretty great beard for a teen.
baldbear
They're Sikh. Don't start a religious war here.
TooCoolForZuul
Jorch and Hunby have more that your typical teen.
ScienceMAN1
WE NEED MORE BORTS NME PLATE RIGHT AWAY!!!
vanishinggirl
It’s sad? that my high school is a meme… oh Hornets
Cilvaa
skathir
r/tragedeigh
ScootyPuffSr
I’m told by a longtime Bloomington MN resident that he remembers a cartoon in a local newspaper with a father telling his family, “We didn’t MOVE to Edina, we ACHIEVED Edina.”
mrPoopieButt
What’s good Bootus?
airbreather
Shimp! My dude! What is up with that guy these days?
cousteau
What a coincidence, I knew a Bhuiɒem in high school!
SocoFox
That family tree is a wreath.
Telemapus
Shimp and Fooby played some classic pranks. They were like a Prank Team. Jorch ran the AV on movie days. Borts had that thing on his lip for two whole years and people called him "Fat Hitler" because school was like that. Nobody liked "the Aidens". Asheliigynne ("AG") was always elected class everything, school captain, star quarterback and captain of debate team, top SAT score etc etc. I can't remember a single one of the girls... I'm not even sure how many there were.
BikerBabeDK
I must admit: That made me lose mine, too! 🤣🤣🤣
dmcnama5
It atills lacks anlot of bad lipids and acne to properly represent the wonder of American youths
BastardMan1977
Second one down on the left: how do you pronounce that?
TheGreatSynan
B...u...flem...
tinydog
It's Welsh.
baldbear
Now that is helping! /s
BobAllen2004
Bitumin, this is coal country.
ToSisPoS
Matt Rose on yt will do it for you
JonWallace1985
Same sound a plunger makes
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
"Bin". The one to his right is pronounced "Canoe"
SuitablyIronicMoniker
Borts III
NowhereMan313
Like Brennan with a speech impediment.
cousteau
Bhuiɒem.
evilspock
"Steve"
Weird, right?
Calicoastin818
Tim
Noodlesocks
vweenim
phant0mfoxes
Not bweenem?
StarscreamAndHutch
Borts and Foob.
Hextant
Which Borts? Or both?
StarscreamAndHutch
Bortss
HeresYourSauce
I guess Bort is a common name after all.
LastEverUsername
It's about fucking time we had some alternatives to Michael, Robert etc...
Fucking Boortus it is!!!
Dantyx
They might be related, borthers
Pupvote
Which Bort will triumph in the THUNDERDOME?!
AuntiePants
Which is just the qualifying match to see who fights The Ultimate Aiden.
BillyM00n
Nalianna
Bort Sampson.
BaBaDuuk
“Attention, we have run out of Bort licence plates. I repeat we have run out of Bort licence plates”
SOLARvsFACISM
A guy who lives somewhere on my commute has our state's "Bort" license plate and I've always hoped to run into him at a store so I can give him my number in case he ever wants to sell the plate.
SailorPupitar
I gotta stop browsing before bed, read this as "A guy who lives somewhere in my computer"
deetatron
JoeT85
I might adopt a kid, just to name her "Hogby"
AuntiePants
Hyphenated names have a certain high-brow creative vibe, I think. Broop Smith is ok, but Broop Hyphen Shimp Smith sounds like a a fucking auteur! Spelling out the hyphen gives it 17% more vibe, according to ancient naming conventions I just made up. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleWQ2bzQxcjFiZzM2Z3J0Y3B1dDU2cTJkNDd0cGs0azNnbmxpY3JmbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JZkql2uvHxWlJ9iCsR/giphy.mp4
tavinjer
This is actually true
HandoB4Javert
asucks
“Are you talking to me?”
deetatron
evenelectronicbrainpancakecrystalelderly
"No, my son is also named Bort."
galll11
We need more Bort license plates to the gift shop. Repeat, we are all out of Bort license plates.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Too bad they are all out of license plates
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Mom?
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
It’s BORTS! You talk to my son, you get his name right!!