About to turn 40 here. And yeah, not only exhausting as hell, but now when I really get into it my hips start periodically making loud clicking noises. ðŸ˜
About to turn 40 too, it's been about 5 years since I had sex and I'm kind of scared how much it would hurt the twisted knee and tendonitis in my arm if it ever happens again lol.
Could always just done one of the many other positions that don't involve your partner laying there making you do all the work. You could both be moving and thus decreasing the energy both of you would need to spend if just one of you were doing all the work.
its a fun combo of more effort than you would think, your body punishing you for trying to keep going after you've climaxed even if you still have energy in you, and climax flooding you with hormones that make you sleepy. Sadly our bodies have not evolved fast enough to match the sex for pleasure lifestyle that culturally we've changed to.
I’ll go one further that there’s no pleasure. Guys will be getting a calf cramp, knees irritated by some weird beaded throw that was on the bed when they started and tired from lugging a ladder wound all day, but the pleasure from every stroke more than makes up for it. Thrusting in mid air with no reward, you’re going to give up WAY sooner.
Usually, when she gets on top and gets tired after the first 30 second, I have to take the lead there too by holding her in position and doing the thrusting from below, which is stupid of me, because it's even harder, but I don't care that much as we tend to try 3-4 positions for five minutes each in the first part, until we find a suitable one that allows us to get the other 20 minutes or so without much exertion
Some bible thumpers concluded it was the least pleasurable position and therefore the 'best' position for 'pious' Christians. Missionaries then kept promoting it to the converted as being the only 'non-sinful' position.
Look i question "the sacred texts" as much as the next non believer. But do you have any starting point to back this up. I mean i 90% believe you as it is the king james bible thing to do. Don't even get me started on the dead sea scrolls. Have a friend that immediatly brings that up every time. Hes never read them.
Nobody knows. Some anthropologists guess by artwork, but it's a stupid af methodology as artwork doesn't necessarily depict what's considered common/ordinary.
I don't think anyone's ever screamed during sex "LEGS OVER EARS", but "harder", "do'nt stop", "not yet" are completely common for guys to hear. I've actually done this with a few exes who mock guys getting tired, and it's always entertaining. Undertanding each other vs mocking each other is never a bad thing :D
It doesn't have to, but for me personally, that's the only way it feels good, so I'm stuck with it. Someone else made a comment that just back and forth is fine, so I guess for some women that does feel good. It just doesn't work for me. :( I balance with my hands, it's not unsafe. It's just very exhausting and I can't do it for long.
They make a little stool that straddles your partner while you are supported by stretchy fabric allowing you to move up and down with very little effort
You don't think the guy has any pleasure when the woman's on top? Wtf? The only reason I do it is because guys like it, it's not my preferred position in any way. And no, men don't do the position I'm talking about with PIV sex. There's no position where the man sits on top and bodily moves himself up and down. He could do it with gay sex or pegging, but neither of those would be for a woman's pleasure. Your comment makes no sense.
LMAO @InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde , writing a pointless reply not even answering, and then immediately blocking me before I could reply to you, is very mature behavior 🤣 it tells a lot about you, just confirming what we already knew, bye 😚
Bludabeagle
F = ma
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ImurevJourhein
This is why you start out licking and fingerings until she can't remember her name.
Antininny
You show her, bro
GandalfTheGhey
About to turn 40 here. And yeah, not only exhausting as hell, but now when I really get into it my hips start periodically making loud clicking noises. ðŸ˜
RawChicken
About to turn 40 too, it's been about 5 years since I had sex and I'm kind of scared how much it would hurt the twisted knee and tendonitis in my arm if it ever happens again lol.
darkslyde
queue rocky (cocky?) theme music. yall need to train. or just let your girl be on top and take turns doing the horizontal monster mash.
Hashbrown123
That is why foreplay is key.
lildude52ca
i havnt had sex in 12 years .... dont have to worry about this problem
Ricdesan
The "What happened" part was the best
paigezero
What, you guys never switch positions?
MaleProstateMilker88
Many women and femmes say they like pegging but then never do it, so is it a wonder they don't get any practice.
TheUnstoppableWampas
That dismissive "21 seconds" at the end really tied it together so well.
GandalfTheGhey
I especially love her quiet, defeated, face in the pillow "mm kay" right after he says it. 🤣
Plagen
Could always just done one of the many other positions that don't involve your partner laying there making you do all the work. You could both be moving and thus decreasing the energy both of you would need to spend if just one of you were doing all the work.
ryti
You know she can be on top, right. You both need to exercise.
Righteousdew
What is this cage bed?
xETM
training cage... for safety
Sp1ffy
Im into pegging. I dont sympathize with your struggle.
berlinson
Doing that on a too soft mattress is exhausting, on a firm one I can last at least a 1 minute and 10 seconds.
WoundedZetian
There are these things, that run on electricity, VERY useful. They might be called toys but they are tools.
Pfffftit
Missing the breastages Boobying motivation
grandfalloon
Have her strap one on and have him thrust back and see how long he lasts. Er... so I've heard...
Dracology
its a fun combo of more effort than you would think, your body punishing you for trying to keep going after you've climaxed even if you still have energy in you, and climax flooding you with hormones that make you sleepy. Sadly our bodies have not evolved fast enough to match the sex for pleasure lifestyle that culturally we've changed to.
Becker37
There's no excitement. That makes all the difference
SpaceForGold
I’ll go one further that there’s no pleasure. Guys will be getting a calf cramp, knees irritated by some weird beaded throw that was on the bed when they started and tired from lugging a ladder wound all day, but the pleasure from every stroke more than makes up for it. Thrusting in mid air with no reward, you’re going to give up WAY sooner.
AdoraApplesauceMeowmeow
Usually, when she gets on top and gets tired after the first 30 second, I have to take the lead there too by holding her in position and doing the thrusting from below, which is stupid of me, because it's even harder, but I don't care that much as we tend to try 3-4 positions for five minutes each in the first part, until we find a suitable one that allows us to get the other 20 minutes or so without much exertion
theskepticinme
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldjBjY3dqeDducWtyeGI4Nnl4NjJvaWxvMDI2czR5OTBlbjdkMmNwaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ucLSNEkIhvRYc/giphy.mp4
psstuphere
She came in less time?
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Missionary is mad inefficient.
DCNR
There's more efficient ways?
CeoHuntingSeason
Yeah, just make her sit on the washing machine and let it do the work for you both.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
Side saddle for life!
Gryphonosiris
Some bible thumpers concluded it was the least pleasurable position and therefore the 'best' position for 'pious' Christians. Missionaries then kept promoting it to the converted as being the only 'non-sinful' position.
Elonth
Look i question "the sacred texts" as much as the next non believer. But do you have any starting point to back this up. I mean i 90% believe you as it is the king james bible thing to do. Don't even get me started on the dead sea scrolls. Have a friend that immediatly brings that up every time. Hes never read them.
Gryphonosiris
https://medium.com/deconstructing-christianity/why-is-missionary-position-called-missionary-b3213f30b9cc
Strangedays2024
The disclaimer in the middle makes it a very sus source...
sanguium
So what was the most common position at the time?
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
One would assume doggy style. Mist people learned by seeing animals do it.
haggerton
Nobody knows. Some anthropologists guess by artwork, but it's a stupid af methodology as artwork doesn't necessarily depict what's considered common/ordinary.
BananaForScaIe
My least fav. Just all the wrong angles for everyone!
HelloLetsGo
"How I lost my dream job to a machine and my wife divorce me within 7 days. Welcome to my Ted talk...."
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Strap on a dildo and get her a girlfriend, she's got potential!
Thesaya
Why'd she need a girlfriend?!
Zetor
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Thesaya
He's right there!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
To put that thrusting power to good use.
Kbantar
It's not my thing, but even ultra vanilla I have heard of pegging.
Thesaya
You've never heard of pegging!?
JayDeeDubs
Right?
Bohrdumb
This is why I mix it up! Some occasional thrusting, then some crying, then dirty talk, then more crying. Keeps it interesting!!
OnslaughtSupreme
My fetal position while sucking my thumb makes thrusting difficult
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Wait you guys are thrusting?
Razadune
Jaqdakloun
...go on
datphone777365
Pffft, goto doggy and have her thrust back on you. Soon as she says shes tired or cant anymore ya drill it in. Always a good end.
Bohrdumb
But when do I get to cry?!
datphone777365
Pre during and post orgasm.
HuskyPirate
Imagine what it'll be like when you actually get to do it with someone,
Bohrdumb
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BananaForScaIe
Plus MUFFIN BREAK. Never forget Muffin Break.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Muffin break? Just eat a muffin during
BananaForScaIe
I always eat the muffin.
Hypothesist
Muffin button
MyGreatestFearBoner
Beat me to it. +1 ya fuck!
TheBeastlyBeauty
I didn't install a muffin button in there‽
Chefpnut
Now let’s see him pin his legs behind his ears.
datphone777365
For amazon press? Easy. Specifically when she wont last long enough for my legs to cramp.
myfirstandlastpostever
Ankles for earrings!
BananaForScaIe
I don't think anyone's ever screamed during sex "LEGS OVER EARS", but "harder", "do'nt stop", "not yet" are completely common for guys to hear. I've actually done this with a few exes who mock guys getting tired, and it's always entertaining. Undertanding each other vs mocking each other is never a bad thing :D
veesee
Yeah because guys dont ask us to do it they just push our legs over our ears.
nclu
"Gimme your legs, I'm going to fold you like a pretzel" isn't unheard of.
swagb98623
But yet again it's him doing the work
Moose79
I'm a guy and I can easily do that
Kbantar
Most women are not that flexible.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Also I find being on top as the woman is extremely exhausting. You have to lift your entire body up and down. Guys can just thrust.
levyathyn
Men's center of gravity tends to make both of them more difficult. It's an art more than anything.
malebolgia84
Try rolling your hips/pelvis in an O or 8.
Kbantar
On top doesn't have to mean fully up and down like a piston. That sounds dangerous and risking a slip and penile fracture.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It doesn't have to, but for me personally, that's the only way it feels good, so I'm stuck with it. Someone else made a comment that just back and forth is fine, so I guess for some women that does feel good. It just doesn't work for me. :( I balance with my hands, it's not unsafe. It's just very exhausting and I can't do it for long.
Pelican3
They make a little stool that straddles your partner while you are supported by stretchy fabric allowing you to move up and down with very little effort
Nykidemus
I mean you can do the whole body, but you can just lean forward and do the hips and that's good too
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I guess it might differ per person. For me that doesn't feel good, it just feels frustrating. Like it's close to what I want but doesn't get there.
AdoraApplesauceMeowmeow
So it is for YOUR pleasure? Totally fine, but when the guy's on top doing the work (most) women can't sustain, he's providing for both, and HAS TO
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
You don't think the guy has any pleasure when the woman's on top? Wtf? The only reason I do it is because guys like it, it's not my preferred position in any way. And no, men don't do the position I'm talking about with PIV sex. There's no position where the man sits on top and bodily moves himself up and down. He could do it with gay sex or pegging, but neither of those would be for a woman's pleasure. Your comment makes no sense.
AdoraApplesauceMeowmeow
LMAO @InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde , writing a pointless reply not even answering, and then immediately blocking me before I could reply to you, is very mature behavior 🤣 it tells a lot about you, just confirming what we already knew, bye 😚