It's not like they said "are you incontinent? No? Then get out, we only use incontinent models!"
Hot, curvy, and willing to model depends (ie. "Employed") - that's the trifecta. Back in the day I'd have absolutely been sucking in my gut and making dumb jokes to woo her. That's wife material.
There are 2 reasons for using a model: 1) to show you what it will look like when it's on and 2) to make you think that maybe you will also look like that when when it's on.
They don't chose models based on a representative sample of their customers, they chose them based on what their market research tells them will move the products.... also this woman is definitely not 25, she's mid to late 30s or maybe even in her 40s if she's had some work done
I looked her up and a site said 37 which sounds right to me. Shes wearing A LOT of professionally applied make up, has had work done, and is a model, and models usually look really good to begin with.
And more power to her as well, as it does a lot to have someone young model them like that. But still definitely a shitty product that is the model of enshitification by capitalism. They went from okay products to 'lucky to hold if you sneeze or laugh twice'. The only reason they are still in business is because they (and their clones) are basically the only products regularly available in store... *grumblegrumbles in jaded because reasons*
Ive heard non famous actors talk about this. So like a million people try to become famous actors and nearly all fail. But there is a good number of dependable actors (not meant as a reference) who are known to show up, and do decent work without complaint, and they will never ever be a household name but they make a few hundred grand every year. Some people would see them as having failed to ever "make it" even though the person saying that makes less than half what that actor does lol.
true, if you watch a lot of a specific genre of tv shows there are certain actors that are typecast for certain roles that repeatedly show up in those shows, or that have a good reputation with the producers of those shows, so they are cast over and over again and you eventually notice thats always the same face in those roles...wont ever know their names, but you notice its that person again, looking beleavable in the role, delivering their 3 lines on point, getting the job done...
For the majority of the actors that are not on the level of talk show and red carpet appearances it is a job that simply pays the bills, not much different to a regular 9 to 5, with the exception that a regular job is way more regular than acting, where the project can be cancelled at any time or you may find short work once or twice a year that may cover half of your running costs for the year if you're lucky.
Voice acting too. Got a really clean voice and able to read the most corny shit like it's natural and you're 100% for it, you might just get paid to promote a carpet sale.
xXStillTimeXx
Her: I'm a model
Him: Oh, like an instagram model?
Her: Depends
anthropolite
A model's a model
woozle
BrokenAnimal
She's gorgeous all over, but holy shit her hair is FINE. Damn girl!
bigdukesix
alittleglassvial
POV you have zero clue wtf POV means 🙄
daychilde
it's penis on vagina, duhhhhhh
(just being silly)
SleazyBijou
She’s gorgeous… so there’s that
evilspock
It's not like they said "are you incontinent? No? Then get out, we only use incontinent models!"
Hot, curvy, and willing to model depends (ie. "Employed") - that's the trifecta. Back in the day I'd have absolutely been sucking in my gut and making dumb jokes to woo her. That's wife material.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
IAmAMammal
Lookin' good!
likerice
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YmI4N3h6NjNteHJyNDh1anI0d2R0N24xMTVnZjg1b3V2end5NTdmMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xtGpIp4ixR6Gk/200w.webp
OnyxTurret
Still dating a model
TyrannusEquus
Bitchin'!
epistlero
she wears it well
keystotheairlock
She's still absolutely stunning. Just do it in the shower ffs.
DKE3522
Damn I thought that said Prolapse dance
ChernoGamma
I don't care if it's partially squirt
shawnemack
An underwear model, then
ChainChompsky
POV you are a cellular telephone
bronsonmills9
Finally someone who uses pov correctly
DimwitF
At least it is her phone, so it's...kinda her pov? Maybe if you count the mirror?
EstoyPoopi
No
Multipass
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlN3ExY29sNms1cXcyd2pnemhheDVydXc5Z3RocDAxYWg0dDE4OWI3cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5FDfOtafB4Gnwr9dBm/giphy.mp4
somerandomhooman
Guy trying to make her panties wet doesn’t stand a chance!
Loctavius
I see no problems here. Would.
sblaydes
That works for me too.
Apollymkatistrafia
Oh cool, face behind the diapers im sure to wear soon enough if I cant get this surgery done
etherbunny41
Respect.
ziggystardust7
Does Depends really use like 25 year old models for their diapers?
daychilde
Along with all the other comments - do you think only old people use them and not plenty of people of all ages with various disabilities?
BaronessVanDerBlam
There are 2 reasons for using a model: 1) to show you what it will look like when it's on and 2) to make you think that maybe you will also look like that when when it's on.
Youhavinagiraffe
They don't chose models based on a representative sample of their customers, they chose them based on what their market research tells them will move the products.... also this woman is definitely not 25, she's mid to late 30s or maybe even in her 40s if she's had some work done
EternallyIgnorant
I looked her up and a site said 37 which sounds right to me. Shes wearing A LOT of professionally applied make up, has had work done, and is a model, and models usually look really good to begin with.
WoodORama
Would you rather see my frail 84 year old dad on the bag? Hunched over with only a pair of depends on?
IlluminaBlade
Are you willing to take the small but real risk that they don't say no?
WoodORama
Pop-Pop's assisted living facility is fucking expensive. If he has to take a few model shots to offset the ridiculous cost, we're all for it.
Ghlargh
The older people probably don't care about the packaging, but the younger people who need them might like to feel it's not just for old ppl.
ziggystardust7
That's a reasonable argument.
LittleAzie
And more power to her as well, as it does a lot to have someone young model them like that. But still definitely a shitty product that is the model of enshitification by capitalism. They went from okay products to 'lucky to hold if you sneeze or laugh twice'. The only reason they are still in business is because they (and their clones) are basically the only products regularly available in store... *grumblegrumbles in jaded because reasons*
habslove
Hey man, get that bag.
nevermas
If it pays the bills, then have at it.
dopaminelever
We respect all work boots in this house https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMjNnMGwxdWx5aGc1NTF3ZWwwazN2ZjlrNXhyc29jcGRxcmZqdGJ3YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cloCJLOFirf934GOmm/giphy.mp4
Psionickitten
Beats retail or food service and pays much better too. I see no problems.
probablyshouldbedoingwork
Jobs are jobs
WeatherWiz
Sounds like she’s pretty Dependable then.
medimr
Rkfinecake
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ajlpamU5aGthZmJrdzBycXFjY3VsMmV5Y2Rsdm5kNTFxaTNoOTNwNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FlEyOAu4ujVII/200w.webp
nevermas
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1emRxczM5ZXo3d3A2N3d0ZHo2Z2lqazJsa2JvaThsNHBxaDZsZ2JkcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/12tiQSHr16vrcA/200w.webp
decarnatedame
Light to moderately.
Noevilgifs
NotAPervert
(Edited own comment for better sounding)
Call her, very responsible
Call her, quite reliable
Throw in, pretty dependable toooooo
bronsonmills9
And probably into piss play...
LespritDeLescalier22
opibucket
she fine as hell
CanadianOneDollarCoin
FPAlpha
The reality of commercial modelling, which is the vast majority of it.
Not every model gets to walk Paris, Milano or New York, some just work to pay the bills.
RecurringNightmare
definitely more of a model than those instagram models 99% of which are just doing barely disguised soft porn anyways...
FPAlpha
Look up the term Dubai Porta Pottys - very depressing what some of these Instagram models will do for money and the false illusion of fame.
EternallyIgnorant
Ive heard non famous actors talk about this. So like a million people try to become famous actors and nearly all fail. But there is a good number of dependable actors (not meant as a reference) who are known to show up, and do decent work without complaint, and they will never ever be a household name but they make a few hundred grand every year. Some people would see them as having failed to ever "make it" even though the person saying that makes less than half what that actor does lol.
RecurringNightmare
true, if you watch a lot of a specific genre of tv shows there are certain actors that are typecast for certain roles that repeatedly show up in those shows, or that have a good reputation with the producers of those shows, so they are cast over and over again and you eventually notice thats always the same face in those roles...wont ever know their names, but you notice its that person again, looking beleavable in the role, delivering their 3 lines on point, getting the job done...
FPAlpha
For the majority of the actors that are not on the level of talk show and red carpet appearances it is a job that simply pays the bills, not much different to a regular 9 to 5, with the exception that a regular job is way more regular than acting, where the project can be cancelled at any time or you may find short work once or twice a year that may cover half of your running costs for the year if you're lucky.
Frogblender
Voice acting too. Got a really clean voice and able to read the most corny shit like it's natural and you're 100% for it, you might just get paid to promote a carpet sale.
eadanke
My Bro: "She looks like a model. Wait, stop... Before you get too far ahead of yourself, remember that there are also supermodels."