Lightning reflexes

Aug 9, 2025 3:09 PM

TheGhostOfAkistos

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Aw yeahhh how's that cunt

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolute Bogan

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can beat the trap if you're not holding a beer can

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

who could have seen that coming?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Pete....no

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn, how many of those has he had?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the neat part, he doesnt need any to do shit like this.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not how I envisioned this 'tetanus inoculation shot' to be.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smart man

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fucking Australians

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

OI! That's a Queenslander!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ended exactly as I expected

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As soon as I saw that haircut, I knew how this video would end.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The Tethanos hand goal

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG what kind of testosterone driven bullshit is this?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You want me to get it off?" "YYYEEAAAAAH."

2 weeks ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 1

that shit got me cracking up

2 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the tetanus shot.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HELD MY BEER.

2 weeks ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

That's how you know he'll be alright.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Americans: hold my beer
Australians: I can hold my own beer, thank you very much

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aussie rednecks are a different breed! Lol

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the most Aussie video I've ever seen in my life lmao

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

XXXX is Queensland (Oz) beer. Not bad

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would suggest it is, in fact, very bad.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not Tetan me it's Tetanus.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Howzzat, cunt?" Such a wonderful people

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

At least face it the other way so the other guy can step on the release.

2 weeks ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Why would that be necessary when he’s definitely not getting caught?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats actually Australias head of state and cheif scientific advisor

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nah, Australia is not Murrica.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

STRAYA, FUCK YEH!!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A XXXX (read: fourex) and a mullet… cunt’s gotta be from Queensland. The utter disdain for his own wellbeing seals it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's drinking XXXX so he's tougher than we previously thought

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just looked it up, It's 3.5%. Does it taste like piss or something?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[Personal opinion] It's fucken horrible

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha, good to know!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By the power of the mullet!

2 weeks ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

And the holy spirit, I mean beer

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He might be a party in the back, but he's all business upfront

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At Castle Grey Skullet sister/ cousin the Sor-Sir-Russ waits for Neck-Man and the Masters of the Trailer Park! Cue the song!

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Jesus

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Don’t think that’s Jesus

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Anyone is Jesus, you just need to have faith that they are and that's it! That's the beauty of religion

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He was fine. It was a bit of a pain to get back out of his skull tho apparently

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Entirely unrelated: six percent of american males believe they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight:

Sauce: https://www.newsweek.com/surprising-americans-beat-wild-animals-fight-experts-1691793

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I could definitely beat a *dead* grizzly... but that probably doesn't count as a fight.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those 6% will be blown away to learn that a grizzly is the size of their jacked up, coal-rolling compensation wagons.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...you know what... let 'em try it. let the problem sort itself out. for those that actually can, well, I'm sure it'll balance itself out somehow

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like a hand to giant paw with claws fight (i.e. no weapons), or "yeah, I could shoot the hell out of a grizzly" sort of situation? I'm going to go with "either 6% are absolutely stupid, or misunderstood the parameters of the proposed conflict".

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could beat... Hrmm. Is there a list of animals by ascending toughness? Somewhere above a raccoon, assuming a can wear boots, but well below any wild cat raccoon sized or bigger.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The average clothed adult in good health can kill a bobcat without a weapon and survive, although they will require stitches. I recently had to kill a raccoon with a kayak paddle, wearing only a bathing suit, and while it was unpleasant, it was not difficult.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's....not that bad? Oneish person in 20 is joking and or delusional?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some percent of that is people intentionally fucking with statistics.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For sure, and the rest try to play slappy-hands with leg-hold traps.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hold on. Is this the same freaking guy?

/gallery/yes-that-is-tesla-rBoPAMt

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... Queensland is our Florida.

2 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

*North Queensland

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would assume QLDer because of the mullet, the XXXX, and the action of karate chopping a rabbit trap but there's also a WA plate on that motorbike.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I bought a pot of XXXX at a pub in North Fitzroy last week, fuckin grouse.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure, that looks like SA plates(?)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SA bike plates start with S typically? WA bike plates are blue and start with 1

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WA is QLD's Florida.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You really don't get XXXX in WA, even in the regional areas (I lived in the Pilbara and Goldfields for a few years).

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Oh yeah I know, I'm a West Australian. I'm not saying you can't get XXXX just that it's not common at all, even in remote areas where there are heaps of FIFO workers e.g. Karratha.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never seen 4x in WA. And we can spell beer.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I reckon you'd find some in a liquorland/bws in say, Midland

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Now that is Florida yet very nice cafe's

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