Like a hand to giant paw with claws fight (i.e. no weapons), or "yeah, I could shoot the hell out of a grizzly" sort of situation? I'm going to go with "either 6% are absolutely stupid, or misunderstood the parameters of the proposed conflict".
I could beat... Hrmm. Is there a list of animals by ascending toughness? Somewhere above a raccoon, assuming a can wear boots, but well below any wild cat raccoon sized or bigger.
The average clothed adult in good health can kill a bobcat without a weapon and survive, although they will require stitches. I recently had to kill a raccoon with a kayak paddle, wearing only a bathing suit, and while it was unpleasant, it was not difficult.
Oh yeah I know, I'm a West Australian. I'm not saying you can't get XXXX just that it's not common at all, even in remote areas where there are heaps of FIFO workers e.g. Karratha.
victell
Aw yeahhh how's that cunt
veesee
Absolute Bogan
SirChadwellHeath
You can beat the trap if you're not holding a beer can
WhiskyBravo
who could have seen that coming?
LousySunGod
ElbowDeepnInAElasmotherium
Pete....no
Omicron416
Damn, how many of those has he had?
victell
That's the neat part, he doesnt need any to do shit like this.
Harm
That's not how I envisioned this 'tetanus inoculation shot' to be.
DeamgonDork
Smart man
TheRealRoyHobbes
Fucking Australians
skooterLaughin
OI! That's a Queenslander!
TupacAintDead
Ended exactly as I expected
EmilyPseu
As soon as I saw that haircut, I knew how this video would end.
nabps
The Tethanos hand goal
maas2908
OMG what kind of testosterone driven bullshit is this?
ThatRaccoonGuy
"You want me to get it off?" "YYYEEAAAAAH."
JuffThePoint
that shit got me cracking up
Nashua
Don't forget the tetanus shot.
womblemessiah
HELD MY BEER.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
That's how you know he'll be alright.
MacroMoray
Americans: hold my beer
Australians: I can hold my own beer, thank you very much
Magnar1183
Aussie rednecks are a different breed! Lol
ErinInStereo
This is the most Aussie video I've ever seen in my life lmao
TsubakiTragic
XXXX is Queensland (Oz) beer. Not bad
HaikuSorrow
I would suggest it is, in fact, very bad.
knubberrub
It's not Tetan me it's Tetanus.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
"Howzzat, cunt?" Such a wonderful people
WickedSludge
So glad he took the time to stick his hand in a rabbit trap the "right" way
SansAandAnguS
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2c5amdhN3YxZ3FodjdyNmhpZmRodGliNGExdHVob3U1dzQ3Y3J4ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GpyS1lJXJYupG/200w.webp
CrackWhoresAndCheese
At least face it the other way so the other guy can step on the release.
LanceSackless
Why would that be necessary when he’s definitely not getting caught?
monkeyfly
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest these aren't the most forward thinking of gentlemen.
UsernameDoesNotCheckOutAtAll
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDUyOWNzdGViYW5udjc1MTY5bWI4MndrbGNoZzNmdm1ucnQ3MWE4biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Q09lToTa0H3Es/200w.webp
Ruderali
Thats actually Australias head of state and cheif scientific advisor
DanOrtega
Nah, Australia is not Murrica.
BloodyStupidJohnson
STRAYA, FUCK YEH!!!
hoopsnek
A XXXX (read: fourex) and a mullet… cunt’s gotta be from Queensland. The utter disdain for his own wellbeing seals it.
Khatapillah
Lol
Khatapillah
He's drinking XXXX so he's tougher than we previously thought
SirDaemos
Just looked it up, It's 3.5%. Does it taste like piss or something?
Khatapillah
[Personal opinion] It's fucken horrible
SirDaemos
Haha, good to know!
MrHappySmiles
By the power of the mullet!
defideli
And the holy spirit, I mean beer
LincLoud
He might be a party in the back, but he's all business upfront
Spanky93
At Castle Grey Skullet sister/ cousin the Sor-Sir-Russ waits for Neck-Man and the Masters of the Trailer Park! Cue the song!
RobJenkins
ThatRaccoonGuy
Jesus
everythingiscomputer
Don’t think that’s Jesus
CeoHuntingSeason
Anyone is Jesus, you just need to have faith that they are and that's it! That's the beauty of religion
NineByNine
He was fine. It was a bit of a pain to get back out of his skull tho apparently
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
Entirely unrelated: six percent of american males believe they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight:
Sauce: https://www.newsweek.com/surprising-americans-beat-wild-animals-fight-experts-1691793
HsuDoNihm
I could definitely beat a *dead* grizzly... but that probably doesn't count as a fight.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Those 6% will be blown away to learn that a grizzly is the size of their jacked up, coal-rolling compensation wagons.
NineByNine
...you know what... let 'em try it. let the problem sort itself out. for those that actually can, well, I'm sure it'll balance itself out somehow
Knifesmith
Like a hand to giant paw with claws fight (i.e. no weapons), or "yeah, I could shoot the hell out of a grizzly" sort of situation? I'm going to go with "either 6% are absolutely stupid, or misunderstood the parameters of the proposed conflict".
ThatHurts
I could beat... Hrmm. Is there a list of animals by ascending toughness? Somewhere above a raccoon, assuming a can wear boots, but well below any wild cat raccoon sized or bigger.
Larktonguesinadicecup
The average clothed adult in good health can kill a bobcat without a weapon and survive, although they will require stitches. I recently had to kill a raccoon with a kayak paddle, wearing only a bathing suit, and while it was unpleasant, it was not difficult.
Larktonguesinadicecup
That's....not that bad? Oneish person in 20 is joking and or delusional?
dohcohv
Some percent of that is people intentionally fucking with statistics.
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
For sure, and the rest try to play slappy-hands with leg-hold traps.
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
Hold on. Is this the same freaking guy?
/gallery/yes-that-is-tesla-rBoPAMt
SansAandAnguS
Yeah... Queensland is our Florida.
DaddySchlongleg
*North Queensland
n0rs
I would assume QLDer because of the mullet, the XXXX, and the action of karate chopping a rabbit trap but there's also a WA plate on that motorbike.
BurnieCinders
I bought a pot of XXXX at a pub in North Fitzroy last week, fuckin grouse.
SansAandAnguS
I'm not sure, that looks like SA plates(?)
n0rs
SA bike plates start with S typically? WA bike plates are blue and start with 1
jeffois
WA is QLD's Florida.
n0rs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpW1dv6rTgk
SansAandAnguS
You really don't get XXXX in WA, even in the regional areas (I lived in the Pilbara and Goldfields for a few years).
n0rs
Perth is pretty metropolitan https://www.google.com/maps/place/Liquorland+Midland+(Coles),+Shop+M0002%2F274+Great+Eastern+Hwy,+Midland+WA+6056,+Australia/@-31.8891731,116.01212,5298a,13.1y/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x2a32b9804184b8e3:0xadf5eead7c37309a!8m2!3d-31.8891731!4d116.01212!16s%2Fg%2F11fk3w8xcs?g_ep=Eg1tbF8yMDI1MDgwNl8wIJvbDyoASAJQAQ%3D%3D
SansAandAnguS
Oh yeah I know, I'm a West Australian. I'm not saying you can't get XXXX just that it's not common at all, even in remote areas where there are heaps of FIFO workers e.g. Karratha.
NothingPrince
Never seen 4x in WA. And we can spell beer.
n0rs
I reckon you'd find some in a liquorland/bws in say, Midland
NothingPrince
Now that is Florida yet very nice cafe's