MrElliotRobot
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Jan 15, 2022 9:03 AM
MrElliotRobot
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Stolen from Twitter, not mine
oldandfat
He's never eating asparagus
xo66nt
ive heard one ir two peple say Joe Rogan is smart. Ive never listened to him myself but ive always had the prejudice that he isnt too sharp
DigitalWaffle
Pig in a blanket are going to blow his mind.
justarocknroller
I used to go to a diner that called them "beefburgers" for this exact reason.
Thekindofkindlyman
The waitress, every time
thereaverofdarkness
Is he really this stupid, or is he just hamming it up for his fans?
Wishbone10
I have flat out told people I think hes a fucking idiot, and their reaction to this was bo hes so smart because he has media prez. This was
Wishbone10
Before ivermectin and his various other recent sensationalist statements.
TechNutz
What does he think a beaver tail is ?
AMBM2
I’ve played this exact trick on visiting American friends several times
blerg5572
And to think, Aaron Rodgers, took medical advice from him.
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RedBosephus
I stopped listening to Joe when he admitted to taking Ivermectin, a horse dewormer, for Covid. No more credibility.
Hrafna55
Ham burg. Comes from Hamburg Germany. Hamburg steak.
LackadasicalGoblin
Isnt the term Hamburger from Hamburg, Germany or something? I of course could be wrong
fowlersleftfoot
Really shows the process. Man exposes own ignorance, man too proud to humbly admit ignorance, man creates fallacy to legitimise ignorance.
mondeca
Dinosaur eats man.
Dahlmordyth
Woman inherits the earth
fowlersleftfoot
CandidGamera
The more obnoxious fans: Durr, he's just an entertainer, you're stupid if you hold him accountable about being factual.
HeadJamistan
Joe Rogan's decline into senility can only be explained by the damage he's done to his brain both in his matial arts career and the drugs.
CJFoxx11
He has admitted as much.
SnezDrew
He's just a dude, people appreciate he isn't the smartest but isn't that why he has experts on the show ?
SuperLuigiBrothers
He's unlikely to have experts that disagree with him about vaccines any time soon after what happened yesy/a few days ago
roneyBugPrince
What happened?
Slamtastik
My sister loves his show, she still thinks he's like he's used to be and hasn't fully realized what a monster he's become.
syntheticgod8
Rogan aside, word association is like 60% of all anti-science, reality-denying conspiracy BS. "Horizon means horizontal, which means FLAT!"
syntheticgod8
If your argument involves reading a dictionary definition, you don't have the ability to teach kindergarten, let alone teach me anything new
graehall
#ThanksJoeRogan started trending unironically then got taken over by people mocking him for spreading antivaxx bullshit because he sucks.
AndroidSoul
He thinks the easy thoughts so his supporters can feel validated
solsactual
I mean he get a lot of shit but he literally says he doesn't know and not to to settle on his opinion. I just don't see the problem.
justcoolin
He used to do a good job of breaking concepts down to a "bro" level. Now he thinks he's smart and tries to question sound science.
AndroidSoul
Yeah. He's always been kind of pseudoscience from what I've encountered, but at first it was just thinking about neat shit
BisquiteenTrisket
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without ...
BisquiteenTrisket
...harming the community ... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots"
CatEyebrows
JR is a dumb person’s idea of a smart person
yello0
THIS IS WHY CELEBRITY WORSHIP IS FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE.
FrolickingFrolicking
That one’s not really celebrity worship, it’s more like cult. Celebrity worship is bad but isn’t a cult of ideology/delusions/lies
FrolickingFrolicking
in most celebrity worship cases, fans aren’t listening to cult like screeds resembling brainwashing. It’s just voyeurism/envy
FrolickingFrolicking
It’s WAY less dangerous in reality then what we see with cults/ideologies. Joe rogan is not celebrity worship, it’s a cult.
Selfawerewolf
Studies proved it. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/celebrities-obsessed-study-less-intelligent-b1989280.html
trainfanyay
Joe Rogan is the king of dumb people
FeedMeYourSIuttyLittleDownvotes
Long live our king
Fauxcused
He is the sort of guy who thinks raising his voice makes his words true.
AgamemnonsMemes
IS this.. like is this the onion or a transcript?
TrainOfThot
It’s satire
AgamemnonsMemes
But how far off is it? I have no idea about this rogan guy except for memes and stuff so i don't know how true this nonesense is.
EnDeRWiGiN
Watch a podcast dont let memes for. Opinions for you. Find a subject you want to hear about.
Selfawerewolf
It's a fairly accurate take but the topics are typically more complex so it takes longer for him to paint himself into a corner.
chiechien
Yesterday I saw this exact process play out but the argument was about whether covid or the vaccine had higher myocarditis chance.
chiechien
Rogan said vaccine. Guest said disease. Looked it up. Guest correct (8x more likely). Rogan says, "okay but how can we trust these experts?"
TrainOfThot
Don’t know much about him either. Couldn’t find a source for him saying this. Suppose it’s a template of dumb shit he says…a joke.
AregularolPlumbus
Literally almost identical to his segment on rates of Myocarditis rates between the vax and COVID.
AregularolPlumbus
Whoops used rates twice :P
mksu
Joe Rogan is best described as so open-minded his brain fell out.
The1193
Several of my coworkers listen to him and love his show....but I've always thought he was terrible and now I have a good example he's dumb
Thosquav
Is this an out of context joke or was Rogan actually serious? On a side note; 50/50 bacon and beef are delicious.
SuperLuigiBrothers
It's a paraphrase of what happened a day or two ago where he refused to admit he was wrong about vaccines causing blood clots.
stillyp
Hamburg, Germany
gtollie
Is that where tbey have that large Castle made of Pork ?
BisAndThighHighs
Just a giant pork chop floating in the ocean.
JamesJabberwocky
Which is where that style of patty is from, yep.
LegosBearsAndSex
Schweinefleisch.
stronomer
Exactly! And I still think that the city should collect 1c royalties on every (ham)burger sold anywhere in the world!
XRay0976
Porkburg, Germany
CarVersus
Hampork, burgmany
ElroydIsGone
Schweinfurt (Pigford) is a real city in Bavaria, so there's that... ;-)
ZenToaster
Is there any other foods named after a city / area?
Snotty128
Cheddar
sakasiru
In Germany? Yes. Basically every sausage and every beer is named after a place.
JamesJabberwocky
Wiener, Vienna, Frankfurter, Frankfurt, Most cheeses, etc. etc. etc.
rubypilgrim
Chicago style pizza?
rubypilgrim
made from real Chicago
Morkath
A whole town made of pork? That is crazy! /s
IllegalDuckling
A *Castle* made of pork
wiltsjunk
I gott admit, I laughed that you added the sarcasm indicator. Because yes someone here would have felt the urge to correct you.
hitdog42
Actshyually, it's simple irony, not sarcasm
Gacva
Imported from Scweinfurt, which also exports to Frankfurt :P
hippocampus
Don't tell them about Darmstadt-Wixhausen
Barkinsons
Jamie pull that shit up
dnebdal
Settlement-fortification - ham was frankish for "place people live", related to home and hamlet.
dnebdal
Oh oops - Hamburg is though to be from another word, Hamme ("bend, knee"), probably for a bend in the river. Related to ... ham.
BaronSpaghetti
Don’t try to explain it to fold using historical linguistics.
rubypilgrim
so - hamlet is made of pork. Got it.
dnebdal
A hamlet is obviously a small ham, so of course.
rubypilgrim
my neighbor's name is Hamish. Make of that what you will.
FartsSmellBad
it beef
ILikeTinyBoxes
it beef
TheSygerrik
llortamai
None ham, left beef
METROlD
Left beef
RandyRandalman
coconutninja
Can confirm. Am beef
Baardseth815
But where is it, though??
PilgrimScott
People don't think it do, but it be like that
justgifingaround
It beef like that
OverMyDadBody
TZO2k15
My god... He was actually serious too, what a moron as well as his idiot fans! Whelp, birds of a feather...
SergiousMaximus
What did he think was in hotdogs?
FuzzyX
Pig's butt-holes.
Garymcd
Or toad in the hole?
PimpinKen
It beef
ProudAussie
You know when they sterilise male dogs?......
darkmyst30
Depends on the dogs. Gotta read the label.
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Or Sloppy joes
rediculocity12
Or Boston cream pie
Theonlyyeti
Attractive K9s. That's why you put it in your mouth. Duh
Heavenissize17socks
rhmrcScifiBandit
Dogs. It says so right in the name. Come on, get with the program.
Raspun
Sexy bitches
xyxyxyxy31
n3ckr0mantic
Heat
Inarticulated
Or Schwarzkopf
ratilda
A blackhead, ewww...
Betterbecauseofthem
Sexy pound puppies
sum1gownDA
Sexy poodles
trigonman3
Ich bin ein Berliner.
PilgrimScott
Or hush puppies ?
b1candy2
The first time I was in the South and was offered hush puppies, I thought 'the toys?'. The food isn't very regional
max13WS
You eat shoes?
bolobass
It beef
GNiko
Or frankfurters?
GiantAssfro
OH GOD... ITS FRANK!!!????
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
I knew they tasted familiar
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
kindpanda
Flatulent Francis from Fargo
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Or bratwursts?
MarsIsAfire
Or wieners?
LaffertyDanie1
The worst brats
GNiko
Now remember all those folk tales about creatures who take away bad children?
SegyeJibae
Baby oils, sweet delicious baby oils, mmmmm.
SergiousMaximus
Now with 15% more babies!
ryansmVillain
Lips and assholes
Freightshaker
Hots
only90skidswillgetthis
Did he actually say hamburgers were pork or is it just premise for the joke?
highhiedyin
You think other generations didn’t have ham?
HisDudness
The fact that I wouldn't be surprised if he actually said it tell me all I need to know.
TheVermonster
It's an exaggeration of his show.
SpicyPeanuts27
But not far off
ztygs
The fact that you actually need to ASK this says it all tho, doesn't it?
obviouslyidbegingerspice
Exactly!!
Zeckenschwarm
This is basically 1:1 the convo where he refused to accept that Covid has a higher chance to cause Myocarditis than the vaccines.
UpvotingtheHotButton
Does it really matter?
BCDesignsstudio
I mean, facts kind of matter. Otherwise you're just as bad as anyone else making stuff up. Just because you disagree, doesn't justify lying.
UpvotingtheHotButton
Nah. We can’t keep doing the “we have to be better than them” bullshirt anymore. Rogan is a dangerous propagandist who needs to be shut off.
only90skidswillgetthis
I like to know if something is true before I absorb it as fact, in fear I'll say something wrong if this ever comes up again
highhiedyin
You may not have a choice. It’s nigh on impossible to combat the illusory truth effect, especially when asking randoms for the ‘truth’.
RuthlessRuben
It's Joe Rogan. It might be wrong now, but tomorrow he may read the joke and go "Hey, wait a minute..." and suddenly it's true.
SergiousMaximus
Out of respect to your motive I did some research, Tim Ross is a comedian and it's just a joke.