Interesting thing, I watched something on this awhile back, and it was shown that it's possible, that tub on the ground might've actually been knocked out. Not because of "energy projection" or whatever bullshit, but because he truly believes it would work on him and the human mind can do crazy things.
Or he's just scamming, that also happened a good deal.
What kind of gullible idiot thinks this fatass is a master of channeling chi or whatever? You'd think if he was in perfect control of his body he'd be fit.
Eyepatch wolf did a good video on this kind of thing. The scene where one of these guys gets punched in the face by a real martial artist for the first time is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA
That is what she was trying to do. This is a technique sometimes referred to as a form of "bullshido" where idiots take whole chi thing too literally. It's also the kind thing that's why traditionally martial art schools could challenge other schools to a fight and the winner takes ownership of the school and takes over teaching it. Because it was generally recognized that teaching bullshit is harmful to society, and it's better for society for such teachers to lose their right to teach.
I know where you're coming from, but there's a long way from this to "energy projection" anime BS. I practiced Aikido for a couple of years, and some of the blackbelts I trained with took me on a rollercoaster ride for funsies and there was fuck all I could do about it.
It is unfortunate that Steven Seagal has his name associated with Aikido. I'm sure he did all the training but his desire to be some mystical higher power celeb sensei has tarnished what Aikido is.
This is an example of stage hypnotism with willing subjects. I took a four day course in stage hypnotism years ago (Marshall Sylver, the World's Fastest Hypnotist), and now I recognize hypnotic techniques being used all the time. Especially in church and in martial arts.
Father-in-law was convinced that the hypnotist has completely failed to even put him in a trance much less cure him of his nicotine and smoking addiction. Two days later, my father-in-law picked up his first cigarette, put that catch a stick between his lips, fired it up and immediately puked. Never even had a desire to smoke again.
People like this are dilusional to their core. It's what gets them in such a situation in the first place. They've slowly been brainwashed into a state of belief that they know something other people don't, it makes them feel special and valuable and will hold on to it no matter what. Even after this experience he'll make up an excuse to explain his failure and double down even more. It's sad tbh.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Interesting thing, I watched something on this awhile back, and it was shown that it's possible, that tub on the ground might've actually been knocked out. Not because of "energy projection" or whatever bullshit, but because he truly believes it would work on him and the human mind can do crazy things.
Or he's just scamming, that also happened a good deal.
MotoCanuck
Congratz to diabetes for earning its next level of belt.
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
YuanTiAreMisunderstood
Good to see the mystical arts of Bullshido practiced
HorseDeepInADragon
Volpe42
Maybe her name is a killing word
cliftjr870
Ah yes the weirding way.
canibFrank
What else could one think when he said she was gonna take him down using only sound?
ZK383
YEah.. OK...
Yupurineutah
The only thing missing is the Wilhelm Scream.
Hawkgirl203
https://youtu.be/r6JK-gRELI0
imreallyjusthereforthecats
TURDUCKEN!!
syntheticgod8
What kind of gullible idiot thinks this fatass is a master of channeling chi or whatever? You'd think if he was in perfect control of his body he'd be fit.
BDSMThroatHugs
I hope the government has locked Samantha up somewhere she's not a danger to the public.
battlebetter5772
He was winded just talking
coothlesscthulhu
TheMoonBnuuy
I read that in his voice according to TFS
jwlewington
Eyepatch wolf did a good video on this kind of thing. The scene where one of these guys gets punched in the face by a real martial artist for the first time is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA
CheeseB0t
He almost knocked himself out in those first couple of sentences.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
I thought she was about to try the Kamehameha wave.
TheMoonBnuuy
That is what she was trying to do.
This is a technique sometimes referred to as a form of "bullshido" where idiots take whole chi thing too literally. It's also the kind thing that's why traditionally martial art schools could challenge other schools to a fight and the winner takes ownership of the school and takes over teaching it. Because it was generally recognized that teaching bullshit is harmful to society, and it's better for society for such teachers to lose their right to teach.
wyrmbear
HADOKEN!
"Not too well, Ryu, but thanks for asking."
Aljohex
Thanks for shearing, this ancient technique is almost extinct 👍
TheobromineAddict
Yeah, firearms did that.
jetbrainsmono
JustSeinfeldQuotes
Benny Hinn did it better.
desalniettemin
The Trinity Broadcasting Network.
The701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI
... ... ... 17 years ago
oof
TheMoonBnuuy
Bullshido
drduffer
This made me laugh out loud! Thanks! ⬆️
desalniettemin
Perfect. I like it.
Trimule
MrHappySmiles
Chopping a fat man’s carotids is healthy..
Metalsmith21
Could be she was tired of his shit and figured now was as good a time as any to get some free thumps in.
literallymike
Should wake him right up, right? 🤦♂️
GTimgur
I think he gave up health a while ago.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Isn't this what they do at faith healing churches? They get so trussed up with the holy spirit they flop about?
CrackWhoresAndCheese
As skilled as a Russian asset.
sacrosanctt
A true master of bullshido, that Segal.
warmyourbeans
I know this is bullshido, but this is exactly what it feels like as a yellow belt sparring with a black belt.
Agatsu74
I know where you're coming from, but there's a long way from this to "energy projection" anime BS. I practiced Aikido for a couple of years, and some of the blackbelts I trained with took me on a rollercoaster ride for funsies and there was fuck all I could do about it.
Lassannn
That guy was out of breath just from standing and speaking.
stuart1965
good thing that the safety guy didn't get hit by the sound wave too eh
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Steven Seagal has entered the chat
metalrulercid
And then thrown out by a real martial artist.
alwaysgoodstuffhere
It is unfortunate that Steven Seagal has his name associated with Aikido. I'm sure he did all the training but his desire to be some mystical higher power celeb sensei has tarnished what Aikido is.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
I see it more about him being a whack job than anything to do with Aikido or whatever he thinks he's doing. But that's just me
MechaNinja
Did someone say something about Steve 'n' Seagulls? THUNDER
MechaNinja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc if you're unfamilar.
sezchuanllama
I love these guys…!!!
IronCore
That watermark at the bottom. McDojoLife is a great YT channel. Has a lot of this sort of stuff on it.
TheobromineAddict
This is an example of stage hypnotism with willing subjects.
I took a four day course in stage hypnotism years ago (Marshall Sylver, the World's Fastest Hypnotist), and now I recognize hypnotic techniques being used all the time. Especially in church and in martial arts.
originalcharacterdonotsteal
I must know more.
ItsAWonderfulButt
Who's being hypnotised in this example? All I felt as a member of the audience was a few of my brain cells die.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Pretty sure this guy has hypnotised himself.
ChipDontDoIt
Or, in less fancy terminology, a guy pretending to be knocked out to dupe people out of money.
Heavenissize17socks
Father-in-law was convinced that the hypnotist has completely failed to even put him in a trance much less cure him of his nicotine and smoking addiction.
Two days later, my father-in-law picked up his first cigarette, put that catch a stick between his lips, fired it up and immediately puked.
Never even had a desire to smoke again.
ChipDontDoIt
Cool story. Total BS, but still a cool story.
Leithreas
What are the techniques?
reineseele
"You won't gonna learn these techniques from a Jedi, so do you even want to?"-Sith Hypnotism at work
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
I've heard it's just picking the right people to come up on stage and just being super confident.
Alurkerforcedtologin
There's a sucker born every minute.
deetatron
SJBSavageInk
And 5 more willing to take advantage of him.
SniffMyPinkies
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and tell him it's fuckin on
Alurkerforcedtologin
Man, what the fuck are you doing? You're runnin' over the snow blower with the lawnmower.
nonCanadianGoose
Sometimes it’s an entire country. Boxer rebellion had armies convinced they could take 30-06
johniron1994NZ0
.30-40 Krag the .30-06 was not a thing yet. But your point is correct.
Rips4w
Are you telling us this because you want us to perform the touch less knock out on newborn suckers? Cuz, I have PTO I need to use.
LucianKane
*heads into the hospital* "Maternity ward, Please."
skipweasel
He should have just put up his energy shield...
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Should have nullified it with his tongue position, or raised his two big toes.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
wtf
HawkmanXLII
AMBM2
I always wondered if he learned the lesson here or if he kept doing the same thing
LeYuno
People like this are dilusional to their core. It's what gets them in such a situation in the first place. They've slowly been brainwashed into a state of belief that they know something other people don't, it makes them feel special and valuable and will hold on to it no matter what. Even after this experience he'll make up an excuse to explain his failure and double down even more. It's sad tbh.
fastjeff
I watched for a while, he just keeps doing it.
AMBM2
lol