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Jan 31, 2018 10:27 PM
rayofdeath
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AndrewBuggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY
slugworth70
If you are going to be running Windows on this puppy, make sure you set the page file to RAM +12 MB
servermechanic
Shit is so hilarious. LOL
nosoupforoldmen
As a composer who uses a lot of ram for my virtual instruments I'm drooling right now
SankariSuomi
Server goals.
imgoingtoshrekyou
AlfakaGordonShumway
Only 1TB? Don't make me show you the 12TB systems I just put in.
NoReallyLetsBeFriends
Please do
AlfakaGordonShumway
The systems I put in are HPE DL580 Gen9, those use memory cartridges, so you can't see the memory. 8 carts with 12x128GB each. M$SQL servers
MustBeThatDutchDude
The big question everyone asks is, does it run Crysis™?
MrNlceGuy
On ultra*
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
JPGstackingMOBILE
nice selfie
JPGstackingMOBILE
NO! bad, no no no. i did not do that. Bad, hahahahahaha
acooltaco
1TB OF RAM! You can run everything...at once!
Tayderr
No only 3 tabs in crome
amdkenobi
I'm technologically arroused by this.
rgzmann
and it still runs pubg on max at 10 fps
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
"with great power comes great electrical bills"
G1ngerBoy
I didn't know you where on imgur Linus
hichhkrjo
As a non-nerd, you could have told me that was 1 kilobyte of ram or 100 terabytes of ram and I would have the same reaction. Meh.
Treefur
This is 1 tertiarybyte of quad-SLIed, 7.3Ghz raid, liquid cooled i9x SSD, 300w CUDA core, overclocked to 25.6 TFLOPs
sym1
How did they RAM all that in there?
SquidJesus
Hands.
sym1
plainoldusername
That’s a DIMM witted joke
sym1
Great joke there, it deserves a RIMM shot
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ICantBelieveItsNotGif
In 10 years: holy shit look at all the hardware you needed for a single TB of RAM
AdmJota
You mean *today*. You don't need anywhere near all that for 1TB today.
cspinasdf
We'd probably still need like four or eight of them.
WardSharlow
Windows will probably need half a TB just to boot.
Treefur
Yeah no shit. 2gb for a friggin operating system. The next one will probably be 6.
RamenAndBooze
well, unless i'm using the wrong data, aside from overwatch and chrome taking both ap. 1gb each, my system is using 4gb right now. and 1/2
RamenAndBooze
i have way too much miscellaneous stuff opened for windows to take the whole 2gb that's left
asymmetriccarbon
As someone who used to work on high density data storage materials, you are correct.
snurx
Also in 10 years: hey remember when you could still buy a GPU at retail?
graehall
Throw in a PCIE high performance solid state RAID, and you can have a machine that costs more than a decent second hand sports car :D
Hamncheezsandwich
That's probably about 20k or more right there, so good estimate, I'd say.
graehall
Vroom vroom! You could even maybe buy a Toyota GT86, new.
Silvermane
Forget that, you could straight up install shit on the RAM with 1 TB of it.
Stebeven116
As a non-tech guy, is there a limit to how much is usable? Is there a point it becomes redundant?
andymurd
Is it wrong that I now have a bit of a chub on?
Boxley269
What 84 more gig of ram than you actually would ever need looks like. Inb4 chrome jokes
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Plus four CPUs. This is a specialised set-up, not a home PC.
ElmurFud
Sure it's a server, but I used a quad socket Tyan board with 4 4core opterons and 32gb of ram as a gaming rig. There's No kill like overkill
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
Not with that attitude, it's not
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
Hypervisor or database server most likely.
spambarrage
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
For serious server workloads. Not a desktop.
CharlieBronsonsfloppyphallusfight
So it can run 6000 frames per second you FILTHY CASUAL!!!!
Wormbo2
*Crysis lags less*
Tayderr
So they can open another tab in crome
NocturnalGreed
It's a server.
Gafanh0t0
Now I can run Java in containers!
dontmagpie
why tho
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
It's a server...
rodrigosanchez
maybe he likes to have all the nekked lady pictures stored in RAM vs on a drive.
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
Math doesn't work. 48 DIMM slots populated, 1024GB÷48= 21.333.
yzmotoxer807
Error correction and parity perhaps.
mysteriousdewd
You do realize they make single 128gb and single 64gb server ram right?
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
Probably not 1TB exactly. Probably more...
NoReallyLetsBeFriends
1536GB RAM total if they're each 32GB sticks.
arranrp
yeah you'd only need 16 sticks
noctisumbra0
I dunno, those almost look like RDRAM.
arranrp
for refernce https://www.kingston.com/en/MemorySearch/MemoryType?MemoryType=Server%20(Industry%20Standard)
dstil200
Will this run chrome?
mrgurth1
its a server
ISayFuckAllTheTime
For about sixteen minutes longer than your rig.
Sm9yCg
Ojnly for a while.
FIrecharge44371
no
spattr
Internet in a Box with officially licensed Mosaic browser. Three floppies.
Tayderr
Like 3 tabs and a video
EggFooYung
Forget that, will it run Crysis at max settings?
LogosCosmosAtomos
That's why I kept my original Netscape Explorer install discs. Cruisin in style over here
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
Only if you have less than 5 tabs open
Conflict
I run chrome with 5-10 tabs open and a game running. It doesn't take that much space.
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
pilotperson
PithyCommentBelow
Barely.
anarkhiya
So each stick, if the same, is either 20 or 24 GB? Interesting.
QuickLava
Did some research, found the answer. Turns out the original image comes from /u/topicalscream on Reddit in /r/serverporn (link in reply).
QuickLava
https://www.reddit.com/r/ServerPorn/comments/2e9r63/1tb_ram_in_an_intel_s4600lh/cjxf57q/
shokikugisa
This is RAM is made by Samsung and as far as I can find it can be either 16 x 48 =768 GB, 32x48 = 1,536 GB (1.5 TB) or 64x48=3,072 GB (3TB)
SparkyShowers
Thank you for the math, I was looking it up and came to the same conclusion.
ThePodd
That's what I was wondering. 1024GB doesn't evenly divide 48 dimms.
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Some kind of parity configuration maybe
iamRedn3ck
Nice minesweeper rig
Headstereo
Runescape most likely
Abattage
How many Chrome tabs though?
CelebrateVC
1 but it rarely crashes.
wilima
With that you could play minesweeper on a 1.7 million x 1.7 million grid (assuming one field needs 3 bit to store it).
asm80dfa8sdfj
I was going to say 1m*1m with 100b mines
BlueIceDragon
Still 15fps in Minecraft, though.
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
Turn your draw distance down. 3 chunks is a little high
TresusIbor
Fuck you! *Goes to 100*
GerberLegalTeam
3 chunks. Lol.
DoublevBomb
I can understand the appeal of the game, and am generally fine with stylized low-rez graphics, but those characters make my eyes bleed.
BlueIceDragon
It's kinda like playing with lego - you're so busy building a fort that you don't realize your character is two blocks stuck together.
DoublevBomb
I think I'm gonna' opt for Dragon Quest builders instead, even if it's something of a skin-changed watered-down version.
DoublevBomb
I quite enjoy the recurring art style, monsters, equipment, etc of DQ, and find getting stoned can help gloss over lackluster mechanics.
greenking13
I fully agree. But modded is great. (Does not help the characters, only everything else.)
DoublevBomb
That's kind of the long-standing hurdle I still have with it, nothing seems to help with the characters. I'm not super hot on digi-lego tho.
LyraTheLycan
Resource packs make them look better, or for an advanced PCM edit, use Custom Steve. Although there are only two models on it (I used (1/2)
Leithoa
That's what you get for using java.
SecretlySpiders
How do I downvote twice
Leithoa
Java's fine enough for most stuff, but generating a large world w/ decent physics is not what JVM was designed to cope with.
IllusionOfHatred
By posting shit like this.
Labracadabradorable
Seems a bit random
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Something something access pun
ImgurDemonym
Something something memories pun
swallowsunshine
Sandman801
Ramdom*
CheeseborgarSoop
Random Access Memory.
HazyWasabi
The R in RAM stands for random
NKato
While the pun works, you missed the original pun...
whooterstooters
You could say he punished himself.
Rifneno
For those wondering, RAM stands for Random Access Memory
NotSoArtzie
No. That is a daft punk album. You must mean Rodium And Mercury
Labracadabradorable
No. Those are elements of the periodic table. You must mean Renault And Mercedes
NKato
Correct.
shutsman
Y tho
MightyTrismegistus
Crypto currency mining?
JohnnyDeformed
For playing Minecraft. Duh.
LuckyLoochie
Servers, Fam. It's running your Call of duty match and many others. Sessions need a lot of Memory to run simultaneously with others. :)
pizzapartyhard
Tabs of porn.
DickwadMcDucking
To keep all that Jar Jar Binks erotica.
LindseyLohand
Didn't you read the top comment? Minesweeper son!
Da3n
Would make a good ESX.
LaBotte
Nah Nutanix for the win !
undead4life
So many things. Right off the top of my head i can come up with: virtual machine server, database server, setups using large RAMdisk.
SetPriorityChaos
I have operations that would be nice to have a TB of RAM for. 512 nodes in 5 dimensions is 34 TB of memory.
SetPriorityChaos
Curse of dimensionality
SetPriorityChaos
512 nodes isn't even that fine of a mesh, I usually like 4096 nodes per side.
LaBotte
Virtual machines !!!
otakudude909
"Science isn't about 'Why?'! It's about 'Why not?!'" - Cave Johnson
arranrp
Chrome
AJerkyMcJerkface
Lol
ImReallyBadAtVideoGamesButMyComputerLooksNeat
+1
yelkcubnwahs
StrayBullet
My reaction to that perfect response.
raybeam
Have your fucking upvote!
DickCheney1
Lol lol
Alybasterd
I suspect its a server.
Ayzay
Why do they need so much? Or is it spread over multiple VMs or something?
Alybasterd
What they said.
Alybasterd
For VMs and other random data it needs to send out I think.
UgaliOhBali
It also uses ECC Ram which is self correcting ram. Less errors more backup
GreenFox
High RAM workloads. Stuff that requires little real time processing but needs a very large cache. MMORPGs, for example.
Updooter
Hypervisor...or huge data processing unit for big data.