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Rockefeller Charlie Brown Tree
Seems right
Nov 18, 2020 9:39 PM
bergmanwillcry
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Rockefeller Charlie Brown Tree
Seems right
CaptainPawfulFox
That Prometheus statue at Rockefeller Center always reminds me of the intro to Parasite Eve
stabbedintheface
It's a grower, not a shower
JimSleepWracker
It's a charlie brown in the city Christmas.
Jarjarthejedi
ILiekToCookAndBake
The uglier the Christmas tree the better I say
neumatteo
Time for an artificial tree, imho.
Feralkyn
Every tree looks shitty when you're getting it up. Wait until they have it trimmed, opened up and decorated
ThomasTheWankEnglne
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Beleg7
I say just drop a pile of lights on one side, pour some tinsel on top. Really lean into the 2020 theme.
PimpinKen
If we were doing that we would have just doused it in gas and set it on fire
Pikkupanda
Was the Giant Christmas Trees for Plazas and Pretentious Pricks lot just picked over already?
SaItyEuropean
or you could have left the tree where it was and it would have been very fine
khazaria
I'm sure it was happier with roots attached.
denimdaddy
This is normal, the will fill it in with branches trimmed from another tree. I was really surprised when I saw them do it
ravengrl1401
Tiny owl rescued from this tree! google it, it's cuuuute!
w00tberrypie
Same with the one in Cincinnati. Pretty sad shape.
ROBACE1337
Trump appointed tree procurement committee.
MisanthropicMath
So it’s the liberals’ fault then? /s
robinstockwell
hahahahaahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahaahaaaa
Cowzinator
Stop killing a great, old and lovely tree for a 1 month display.
ByMyOwnDesign
2020 be like
TupacsHomie
gessman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........
CptnCrunch
Perfect tree for 2020 right there.
Thinkles
Keep it up! For exactly this reason! Then chainsaw it apart in celebration when it’s all over!
theangryjanitor
captainswoopty
Withered and dying from climate change? That’s before they even got it out of the ground....
LooseyGooseyBrett
Charlie Brown would be happy
Otaku4ever
Im old enough to 8nderstand this comment. (+1)
GiantSquanchy
Yule just have to deal with it fir now, but hopefully they will manage to to spruce it up a bit by the time Christmas rolls around.
BenderRodriguz1010
Noel way this post gets upvotes.
Imakethingsweird
Nope he is not on fire, houses killer insects or emanates a sense of impending doom.
rubyrooh
...yet
bstack1994
Do they really expect to leave that up until Christmas?
CatsUpvoteTerror
Yes. They do this every year
bstack1994
But that puny looking? Doesn't look like it will hold any decorations.
imabigasstree
Its not fully unwrapped in these photos and they also add fake branches to fill it out
bstack1994
Ah. That makes much more sense.
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
Just put the bad side up against the wall
Softstuff
It is...
theangryjanitor
You mean the south?
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
Well certainly not the North. If anything, they’ve got their own southern wall plans.
pdhackley
Put it in the corner!
SnailMail1
Welcome to the working class, Rockefeller
MeAnd2Bs
On the plus side, they found a little owl living in it: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54996314
crazywowow
A Saw Whet! I love those little guys, they're so chill. I rehabilitated 1,years ago. Poor little thing was messed up. All good now.
ltcwheatex
Found and rescued. Rockefeller is adorable!?
Krashtestdummy
SlyMrFox
I can hear this.
iamtimfoley
Is your house on fire Clark?
MSC1218
Hear me out guys. What if they just planted a tree in that spot?
wickgt3000
I think you may have something here, a tree in downtown NYC!!
imabigasstree
A massive pine tree in the middle of New York city? The pollen would be a nightmare 4/12 mos & the sap would ruin paint jobs.
greach
Plant a fir tree, that’s the tree you’re supposed to use anyways
Chrispybobispy
Have... have you ever been in the woods?
imabigasstree
Yes, I grew up with woods in my back yard, and guess where we never parked the cars- the back yard.
Chrispybobispy
Username checks out i guess. ive never had an issue besides a week of green dust the spring
imabigasstree
There's a massive pine tree in front if my apartment and allll summer the wholebparkingblotbwas yellow. Then the sap fell and ruined my new/
sillymapper
hammersquirrel
That tree is at least a 100 feet from the nearest car
Fyreworx
The trash and rats keep it clean for the other 8 do they?
elreeneey
Is this the same one that was blowing on the back of a semi truck on the front page the other day?
crustaceansaremyhomeboys
Link by any chance?
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crustaceansaremyhomeboys
Hah! Amazing. Thanks :)
travisflagg61411
That, my friends, is called windburn. Whoever they hired to move that tree was a complete moron and should be sued. Windburn is well-known
Mylegalnameisusername
It was!
SeeMyVests
Well then no wonder
mrsdowneyjr
I thought it was the other one
BIRBREVOLUTION
Why dont they just have a tree planted there? Wouldnt have to chop one down and go through all this shit every year..
imabigasstree
A massive pine tree in the middle of New York city? The pollen would be a nightmare 4/12 mos & the sap would ruin paint jobs.
sillymapper
MisterTrashPanda
I've often wondered the same thing. Seems nonsensical to find and cut down a beautiful tree each year
Feralkyn
Real answer, I think the root system would need to be absolutely massive and probably cause problems.
BIRBREVOLUTION
We have trees everywhere in my city. Probably cost less to deal with the roots them this bullshit every year too.
Feralkyn
It's more about implanting them--a root system can be as big as a tree, and the infrastructure and possible subway underneath may be trouble
pistacher
wtf happened there?
beegobuzz
Just fluff it up a little. It'll fill out.
mannyandsalena8
Global warming
PoorSucker
*Global worming
JarJarBinksKisser
They transported a large lush tree. With out properly securing it. So a tree being beaten by freezing highway winds will look like that
whatpassesforclever
Tree got covid.
q2grapple
It’s dying
theangryjanitor
Turtle boy touched it
mrsdowneyjr
They're going to employ trump's stylist to make it look full
Justtoberight
Or pour red paint over it like the monstrosity in the WH last christmas
darkmyst30
Its a bad tree bront
Erbiumindiumironsalty
You already forget that most of the worlds forests are on fire?
heyemilie
I remember reading a couple years ago that they are running out of trees big enough for this
mike13815
I mean, I have atleast 200 in my back yard this size, mixed in with 5 to 10 thousand trees of other types. There's no shortage.
Muffyns
But will you let them cut a new one down each year? Thats valueble forestry preventing sink holes
Bowmore
I agree and can think of a dozen big spruce trees that are growing in open fields (so filled out) within a 5 min drive and I'm 1hr from nyc.
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ltcwheatex
Take my upvote!
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
You mean de Blasio.
iamthecomet
Honest answer, they probably messed it up while they were trying to load it.
DrBopBops
I think they add to it later. Like a weave for a tree to make it look fuller
kermie92
a treave, if you will
DrBopBops
honestlyjustno
Nice
ryushi5
It's not fully unstrapped yet. It's fine
dragonsluvtacos
Dwalker2
Keep telling yourself that.
GerberLegalTeam
Will it fill out more after they give it water?
HenryLongfellowIII
They must have a thousand pouches of that stuff to add to the water.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Narrator: "but it was not going to be fine... not at all"
Dahliaisahedgehog
JoeTheBummer
That's actually kinda disappointing
SomeCommenter
Exactly we deserve nothing less
IHateApostrophes
Actually, it's pine.
leaveittochance
MikeofLA
It’ll really spruce up the place
StaircaseOfSatan
Cleanup in January will be a real birch though
xSerenltyy
Eh don't worry, it'll be oak-ay.
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
Zing!
MikeofLA
It’s actually not. It’s a spruce
HeadlessNorseman
Zeus!