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1. Hi Ho Silver!
2. God I miss live music...
3. Gotta think fast
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10. The End Is Nigh!
nova1124
Angry cat.
JacquesKass
#5 Mine jumps like 10 degrees if I turn it more than a millimeter, so I basically touch the handle and think about changing the temperature.
Psiberdragon
#9 ... I dated that girl...
redhotchiliknafeh
#2 pretty sure the band silhouettes are Green Day
sloppaghetti
#10 Ze fraaaank
sozensloth
that is how the cat doooo
Elroydb
#4 Praise to the Omnissiah!
CthulianDreams
We're all agreed that #2 is The Cure, right?
Bogwoppit77
#3 You hide the body. At least til the heat has passed. Once the heat has passed? Then you can defile the body.
SirDrAaron
Mordor is cold.
kchristine8824
Put crunchies in the bowl and no one gets hurt
Sethesh
Ah, I too whisper sweet incantations towards the Machine Spirit, to hopefully rouse it into motion and plight.
whattheflyingnutsack
#1 'Onward, Mary! To victory!'
snittikitti
He's not mad, just has kitty RBF
sunyudai
#5 farenheit vs celsius.
babysuperfreak
Jesus christ #5 is old. I remember that one being in my notebook of printed out memes from 2006.
Evergreenmrl
It says 2018 on it?
tigoisactuallymynameontheperiodictable
#4 Mechromancy
StevieMcSteveface
Hide the body first, defile it later when the popo have left. Silly muppet.
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BottleCervix
#2 As a musician, this comic makes me so sad
CitizenPrime
Look, if you're playing songs of your new album, at least don't do remixes
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Fffffrrrrreeeeeebbbbbiiiiiirrrrrddddd!!!!!
jadejong
I love hearing new music from artists. Best part of any concert experience.
ween8717
Never never never throw babies that high.
SphetLovesHotTang
Yea, you should prolly be sober
ween8717
Lol ok I set myself up for that one. But do not ever throw babies up in the air like that. It’s a good way to accidentally kill a child.
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loma45
#5 Pshhh a real nerd knows Mordor is cold too
TreeSparrowDY
My first thought. You even see them shivering in the movie!!
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theangryjanitor
Cats also like their water dish put far away from their food. Maybe that's why he's pissed.
KillerTofu615
I've never heard that. However our animals have a shared water dish that is about 5 feet from the cat bowl. But before it was within inches.
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friendlyneighborhoodnurse
These sketches and the alien abduction ones are my absolute favorite Kate McKinnon.
LiterallyJustTheWorstComments
Oh shit I never knew that. Thanks, that is valuable knowledge to keep my precious killers happy.
theangryjanitor
Preach the gospel. End all songbirds.
FatPikachuIsBestPikachu
Mine won't eat if the water dish is away. Even if im just filling it. She doesn't like change in any sort.
theangryjanitor
I feel your cat
Sassyfrance
It's probably also because cats shouldn't use bowls. Bending their whispers too kings causes fatigue
theangryjanitor
Pee on them?
balddragn
One of my cats likes to scoop out one piece of kibble at a time and dunk it in the water before eating it
theangryjanitor
Your cat might be a raccoon. Its plausible.
theangryjanitor
Or have bad. teeth. Try wet food. Or pre chew like I used too.
scrumtrilescent
We had a cat that did this and found out she needed dental work.
theangryjanitor
Holy shit. That was just a dumbass guess
CorneliusCornwall
Why?
Imheretoupvotebecauseisuckatposting
I'm the wild, water can be contaminated/dangerous if blood etc gets in it from the dead animal/spoiled food.
sdfsfsfsgs
Cats really like clean water. That usually prefer it running even. My cat only drinks running water if it has a choice.
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*they
EroticZombiePants
Meanwhile, dogs will lick stagnant water out of a muddy hole.
sdfsfsfsgs
2) My thought process here is that cats that didn't eat their kills in their water source had higher survival rates.
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3) I noticed long ago, when my cat was a kitten, that it preferred to bathe in the water bowl and not drink it at all. Cats also really like
sdfsfsfsgs
4) their food bowls cleaned regularly.
VitaminJay
https://americatcompany.com/blogs/news/where-to-put-cat-food-and-water-bowls
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TIL
theangryjanitor
Thank you good people of the sauce, amen
VitaminJay
Glad to help. Looked into it a while back on why my cats weren't touching their water.
theangryjanitor
It breaks my wee heart to think of all the thirsty beings on this blue ass world. Stay aloof neckbeards, poor bastards