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JasonM1
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WhiskyBravo
yeah but he's had the bruise for months
Plagen
>Posted August 25th
>Current date, August 27th.
Yeah, nothing going to happen, is it?
tidepool
Congestive heart failure
TheGhostofElizabethShue
RetrogradeLlama
Don’t tease.
Goatfer
The Black Spot.
CorvidPrime
TigerThong
it will be a day off and good eating the day that fucker dies
AuntiePants
evilspyre
It's obviously stigmata since he is the chosen one /s /s /s (just in case that wasn't clear)
blah1blah1blah1
Suspect the man has CHF. With there extreme swelling in the legs. He doesn’t have long
thinkstopthink
https://imgur.com/QLZ3zbx
AnOceanOfStars
Remember when everyday the psychopootin had a new deadly disease that would make the invasion stop pretty soon?
Yeah, I hope all these shitstain go very soon and very painfully, but let's stop picking all these alleged signs and making a fuss over it.
If the orange baboon dies right now, each of these posters will scream around "I said it!" while in twenty other cases they were wrong.
chatawillybilly
Save planet earth, disappear.
badmanforward
That is one obituary I look forward to reading.
tidepool
I’m ready to dance In the streets. And at his funeral parade.
invadeboiss
Tomorrow isn't soon enough.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Noodlesocks
So we just need to get Trump to meet with Liz Truss.
DrEgg
You can have her, she's not busy...
beckerthorne
She is like an energy vampire.
tidepool
More time with Shady Pants.
hadan8088
They're coming behind him. They're planning and waiting to unleash when he goes... Or they'll self destruct- I give both even odds.
Userlivewire
But then Vance is President for 3 years.
tidepool
The sycophancy dies with Trump.
transhumanisticrecluse
its an iv hematoma. he's getting that liquified mc taco right into his veins.
WrathOfJigglypuff
QUICK! Someone buy Liz Truss a plane ticket to Washington DC!!!!
WolfOfLore
Not getting my hopes up. Older people bruise easily. Him talking about wanting to go to heaven makes it tempting, but I don’t believe that it’s going to take it that easy on us.
ThatQuietlySmirking
I have more of a chance of going to an all-Scarlett Johansson clone orgy on Titty Island than he does of going to heaven.
thedarkcanuck
I would like to join you on this quest to find Titty Island
meme2zombie
To be fair, my grandma had the same 2 years before she died.
myusernameisbrunhilda
Asadsadsadclown
Yea naw, these types of injuries are incredibly normal. People that are posting this are grasping at straws. He is an animate mummy sustained by adderal and a load bearing diaper. This injury is only an indication that he is old and receiving IV fluids. They put in the IV, he bruises, he is too old to heal fast enough before they put in another one. Modern medicine will keep his decrepit ass alive for decades longer.
ILDL
Load bearing diaper is a term I didn't think I'd hear, but honestly in today's world it doesn't phase me.
myusernameisbrunhilda
Word
mageninja
It's been two days... https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aW9oMHNuazhlMHF6eXVtMGE2dmozcHdjYXQ2bW10YjIzcG80cG1kNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw/200w.webp
DrEgg
Need to get Liz Truss to shake hands with him..
flexsidepick
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldjdoeXp5b3EyN2N6dmg1bHhoeDUxejRzYXdzeTAybmI2cXY3MHJkcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Z5eFxoKjf218c/giphy.mp4
pg4vrvsk7b5772
🙏
originfoomanchu1
Here's hoping.....
But you've also got to think are they going to try to top this president with even more insane ramblings?
Uberche
Is it just IV bruising or what's the reason for it?
Thornaxe
Or just simply bruising. Our brown subcutaneous fat thins as we age, leading to easier bruising. ESPECIALLY if you’re on anticoagulant therapy for something. As many older folks are. It’s easy to bump the back of the wrist on a table and have it bruise up.
blah1blah1blah1
Extreme swelling in the legs to the point he’s hiding behind his desk. I suspect CHF. He doesn’t have long
Acdkatie
People can live with CHF for decades. This monster is going to live until he’s 100 because the awful ones always do.
cabalin
Good, more time he can spend in prison
Mohareb
Most likely. Around the 24th every month this pops up in the media as big news. That post above is from 25th this month. So most likely some monthly infusion/IV. What for is everybodys guess
guitarfourtysix
It's Fuhrer's monthly transfusion of Vitamultin.
ThatHurts
With a healthy dose of panzerchocolade
guitarfourtysix
lol I forgot to mention that, Tanks You very much.
dixxienormus
It's a common purpura caused by platelet suppression effect of aspirin used by cardiac patients.
MisterLemons
SilverFoxChaser
Adrenochrome infusions. Probably.
ryti
Harvested from children’s brains.
imaynotbeasmartmanjenny
At this point I’m not sure this couldn’t be possible given the level of hypocrisy this guys entire life is about https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlamczYnJzZHpjcG16bnUxcmVheTB0eTFpd21tOXoxNjVjNmZoYjJmeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/83MVjV9fkoEVO/200w.mp4
AzaellexTytalus
It’s the residual effect after he drains the essence out of a gelfling.
LousySunGod
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWhxZjNqNm56NGg3dHB5eWFpYnJkbDNyMmxpMDhjazduejRqaXc1cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tnYri4n2Frnig/200w.webp
AFelineMassofEyes
DeloresKleinfelder
mmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm……
Grovertrove
CHAMBERLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snooj
As angry as I am, I still have the decency to upvote someone who stole my comment.
DeloresKleinfelder
Down low too slow!