When the dentist asks how I chipped my tooth, I say, "Chewing on ice." In reality, there was no place to set down my gin&tonic at a bar, so I held the glass in my mouth while I was pissing.
that's my point... I initially thought it was air pressure, but then I got to thinking about how she managed that good of a seal... are you illiterate?
With how fast she was drinking it I thought it was a magic trick with a trick glass. If it shattering with her little snort of suds from her nose was part of the trick she should be hailed as a genius magician.
Probably has very little to do with her teeth. Sometimes Guinness glasses just explode from the tiniest thing. Picked up a full glass once in a pub, with a light grip (this is very much key here), and the damn thing exploded all over the table. I have Guinness glasses that have lasted for decades, and I've seen, and felt ones that lasted for seconds.
Seethreepeeoh
That is *not* how you split the G
Jaqdakloun
For the drink, yes
StewedTomaters
Me in this situation, "SNIPER EVERYONE GET DOWN"
americancheese1
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TyrannusEquus
I'm still impressed
dorklordsickus
onestaratatime
ongabonga
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ClickCheeseCat
I would normally say “fewer” when it’s a matter of quantity however, in this case it’s more a matter of an application of teeth. I’ll allow it.
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peterbozeman
When the dentist asks how I chipped my tooth, I say, "Chewing on ice."
In reality, there was no place to set down my gin&tonic at a bar, so I held the glass in my mouth while I was pissing.
Sarcastus
WIFE MATERIAL!!
RElGNMAN
I said no teeth.
sindail
Shea still learning. She's gotta practice somehow 😆
swishgifs
All things considered she took it well!
somethingsomethingwittyhere
She was going for the Guinness record, but she nearly got the Darwin award...
NorrinxRadd
Keepin it glassy
ClayTiger1
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
speedyfastcat
Wow - clearly she got up, put her stupid clothes on, and decided to have a stupid day!!! Way to go - NOT!
missojennie
better execution
missojennie
A+ for speed
energeticEchos
Lakih
This one is my favorite. I love how she almost looks a little embarrassed that she has the skill do to that
PyroGXPilot
Impressive seal on the cheeks
weerdo
That have gone so bad..
pdhackley
Right up the nose…
RedDogPrint
Mishap aside, she took that glass breaking like a champ!
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
How much teeth do you like?
sNadeine
I could never see Erin from The Office as a shy/clueless character because of this vid lol. CollegeHumour was peak early 2000s
sehven
I actually like teeth. No scraping, though, just biting
CaptainWARLORD
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Oof!! @UncleSlam123
UncleSlam123
Nothing like a little glass to go with your beer! Great find
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WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Nice!
ICantFeelMyHead
Keep it glassy babe
missojennie
sfschneider681
They should have all started yelling "Quick. take off your top !" in a panic.
DarkJaeger
Air pressure had a fair deal to do with it. Never had a chance to equalize slowly; sonit equalized explosively.
zer0vector
I'm sorry, what exactly do you think happened?
thisistheusernamethatneverendss
There’s no seal at the top. It broke because she’s biting it with teeth and clenched a little too tight
TheMoonBnuuy
I came here to say this... but I wonder how exactly she managed to get that good of a seal...
energeticEchos
A very supportive set of cheeks?
TheMoonBnuuy
her nose goes into it, cheeks aren't enough
HearMeFart
She didn't. You're just wrong.
TheMoonBnuuy
that's my point... I initially thought it was air pressure, but then I got to thinking about how she managed that good of a seal...
are you illiterate?
unusanimus
From "coolest person in the room" to "please everyone forget you saw me" in 1 seconds flat.
Digitalblade
In one second yes, but definitely not flat
TravelingTableTop
With how fast she was drinking it I thought it was a magic trick with a trick glass. If it shattering with her little snort of suds from her nose was part of the trick she should be hailed as a genius magician.
justaguyinthebackrow
In the end she's holding your card in her teeth.
reichtwinglunatic
what? are you saying that this wasn't cool? it had beer and an explosion, what more do you people want?
Unclescam
Boobs? Wait, those were there too.
Tobbsdasock
There was even beer on the boobs!
Zezustammany231
I think she's done this at least once before
BarryARief
...and not once since
AgamemnonsMemes
I'm not a pervert but.. look at her throat when she swallows, she's an expert at this.
rezpawner
Probably has very little to do with her teeth. Sometimes Guinness glasses just explode from the tiniest thing. Picked up a full glass once in a pub, with a light grip (this is very much key here), and the damn thing exploded all over the table. I have Guinness glasses that have lasted for decades, and I've seen, and felt ones that lasted for seconds.
rezpawner
https://artificialphilosophy.blogspot.com/2015/01/spontaneously-exploding-pint-glasses.html?m=1 Found some science behind it for you nerds.
InkGoat
That's pretty cool.