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Jun 22, 2025 7:15 AM
5meoDMT
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SirPumpUp
I honestly wake up each morning and think, I better check to see what the absolute bellend has done. The Trump DLC pack sucks.
exbenedict
As an American, I wake up every day hoping for that one, big, beautiful, glorious headline.
dairyarcher7510
So do a lot of other people in a lot of other countries.
SarahTheEverlame
*Everybody misses
fixed it
Nim449
Everyone except the MAGAts. They're all hopeless.
Helixninja333
Same with us living here.
CarlBassett
I look at my stocks and if I see a huge dip have to go to the news to see what the idiot did.
StewedTomaters
My dad: "DOW is up X points today."
Me: "So what fuckup did he walk back this morning?"
No answer, so I go to Google and we both learn.
pareidoliaperson
"Aussie's" government on the other hand: he did a good job.
clemdarkstarzero
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlazNtczk2bjFmaDJ4ZnZxZmFtaXo3aGppbnN6MzN6d240MmlncnI5NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SiEuCNPGqSdrWfs9vL/giphy.mp4
blessedarethecheesemakers
Remember, it’s not just him but all republiturds in congress letting him do it. They could have removed him yesterday
rudiboy2000
Yep👍 him, the Israeli dip shit and Putin.
JeremyPeevin
Most americans do too
getadogupya
How far are the Yanks going to take this prank?
Nim449
When you find out, please let the rest of us know.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Safflower777
He's a bad habit everyone needs to quit.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
Philippines here, we have enough shit happening here already with corruption, online gambling for kids, senate wanting martial law and complete control, Extrajudicial killings, etc. and we have this douche canoe adding fuel to the fire like a flammable shit he is.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Start WWIII. Today he decided to do that.
TheYodajen
My god don't we all. Wanna go one day without his face or that voice or his abject stupidity
zFUBARz
Honestly one of the best parts of the Biden years was not worrying/hearing about Trump (as much) for like 6 months in the middle there before the campaigning really ramped up again.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
While reading the news in the morning I contemplated clicking on a video of a trump press brief i.e. him spewing his shit about the Iran attack. After two seconds I decided I’m better off not hearing his voice at all. It contains no new information other than to confirm that he is an insane orange buffoon which I already know.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
I can’t listen to him. The way he talks and sounds (and even looks) just puts me in a ban mood.
5meoDMT
Yeah well done. You're better than this. I pay zero attention to what he says because I feel it takes a massive psychic toll. I too am better than this
SlippeyPetey2000
Me too bro
YawningBullfrog
me three
Xendrash
I'm sick of it, tag it as political not everyone.
FisheswithDynamite
At least at some point, he'll die and you might be free from his bullshit. But for Americans, there's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube.
J3lek
Part of my morning routine is to turn on the news and ask, "did he die yet?
scoutMoonDiver
PineappleLooopsBrOether
You could skip the news and do something healthy, like go get a breakfast bagel or a coffee or something, and if people are in a really good mood all of the sudden, I’m sure they’d tell you he’s dead.
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Every time I see a flag lowered to half staff suddenly, I pray it's for that very reason. One day.....
alcamar
HighImpactSexualViolence
I've not bought a physical newspaper in years but when this shitstain finally dies I'll be getting one to frame.
J3lek
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
This is crazy, I thought I was the only one doing that. Every morning when I check the news I mutter something along the lines: "Just quickly have a look whether either of them finally died", meaning Trump, Putin, Netanyahu, etc.
PerthAussieMike
And when I realise he didn't, I yell ... FUCK... and get on with the day
5meoDMT
wisher1977
Meanwhile the rest of us are like… https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlanliOXBuaG9yNDFscjdlc2JjaDV5dTMxN203bGQzcnhuNjBydjlodiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw/giphy.mp4
itsallaboutthecones
We all do. We all do....
fartharder
Me too, Bruce
IgnisInvictus
Bro, I'd be ecstatic if that was my morning instead of my all freaking day. Apologies that our batshit crazy got this out of control.
5meoDMT
Not your fault. The world feels awful for all reasonable Americans suffering through this
IgnisInvictus
Thank you for that. It feels like it's my fault. I'm betting it feels that way to most reasonable Americans. While the ones who are at fault merrily continue blinding themselves and believe there's nothing wrong.
5meoDMT
And unfortunately there's nothing you can do about the machine rolling on. Just look after yourself personally and wait for better times which WILL come
lowersmark
I miss Biden. Not having to listen about your dumbass American president did every single fucking morning. I miss going DAYS not hearing about your American politics.
shamwedding
I used to have a morning alarm on my phone that would read the major headlines for the day. Helped keep me current and all that. Finally shut it off because I was so fucking tired of hearing his name first thing every morning.
kewakl
kewakl
maybe someone will dub TRUMPNEWS over sonny and cher
TheJackKetch
I thought the c word was a term of endearment down-under?
5meoDMT
It means many things to us
Good
Bad
Indifferent
It's the context that defines it
devytigress
Amen, cunt.
Metallica93
Like calling someone pretty much any profanity in the U.S., it's contextual.
tinytyrant
if peeling out in your commo ute and yelling "oi cunt(s), get a dog upya!" then yes, you are talking to your mate(s).
SnowmanHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
"The c word" my god it's not that taboo is it? Just say it cunt, it's fuckin fine
kewakl
see you next TRUMPDAY
There! I said CUNT
kewakl
I MISS THOSE DAYS, TOO!
It is like I have a morbid curiosity to know -- or an overwhelming need to describe his insanities to redhat coworkers