Feb 8, 2019 4:40 PM
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#memes #funny #gifs #meme #gaming
littlemissmaura
I hope no one is taking selfies with those drinks bc those are very poorly made and not up to Starbucks quality standards
ADARKFIRE
He did such a bad job with the whip cream and chocolate drizzle that I doubt anyone would want a pic with those ugly things anyway lmao
sarikosan
My thoughts exactly
sarabearr
Okay but who actually gives enough of a fuck to do this though?
toddiwod
If a sticker over the Starbucks logo ruins your day, reevaluate your life.
hiddensquid3
How is this #gaming related?
ThatGuyWithThe3DS
I feel like this has been posted before?
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
Just take the photo from the other side or do they cover both sides?
whalethen
Becomes annoyed by customers, then does things to deliberately piss them off, especially smart when selling a commodity for a premium.
Spomp
repost
withoutadad
Chaotic good?
sahdad
That's dumb, like them or not it's just bad business. Make the costumer happy and they will keep buying your product.
Elconquesodor
Yeah, this one guy could ruin Starbucks.
nanyatenyaa
Repeat business importanf especially for a specific given store to do well. Its in an employees intetest to maintain current customers.
0956
Ah yes the coffee shop for people who hate coffee.
Werewolfoflondon
Replace a Starbucks drink with: 1/2 grocery store coffee + 1/2 milk. Then add sugar to a taste. Starbucks = the evil place
Crawmak
The batista sits back, content having ruined some teenager's harmless fun. Making the world a better place every day.
Snooj
If people doing harmless shit to be happy offends you then you don't deserve to rise any higher in life than food service.
thecakefartisalie
Father of three, TV show star, chef, caterer, small business owner? We should all aspire to be Bob.
Food service worker
elizardo
high be it of you to decide who deserves what, eh?
Corrodias
Regardless of Snooj's authority, I think we can agree on the decision.
Quaxx
I am confused...why would people want to take selfies with a coffee chain logo on a plastic cup?
The701
"Woooo!!! I did a thing that many millions of other people also did on this same day! Look look look!"
anyofmany
how is that logo important? are people that obsessed with brands?? Hey look I bought a beverage for the price of 2 pizzas, I'm a influencer
whywait
Ok I'm missing something I guess... Wth are ppl taking selfies with a starbucks cup? a
eddudex
RIP Free marketing
Right? I won't know where to get coffee now.
Gilgamech
Who cares?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
girls
get0ffmylawn
This person (sound on for full effect)
Davi5090
Starbucks, because it is now banned
fnordy
Heck, on this site it's an uphill battle with people who hate selfies. I welcome them, but this is still kinda clever.
ah. the existential. answer: in the end, no one is permitted to care.
WoeToHice
I do, because I'm confused. Why can't they snap a selfie if the logo is covered? Do they come from a place without Starbucks?
Sthawwaths
Something something if the logo is showing they’ll get an endorsement sometimes
LeaderBeans
"That will teach those pretty girls to go back in time and like me in high school!"
trump cares :p
Cowfister
@op makes a funny, and everyone without a sense of humor shits on him. Don't worry. I thought it was funny and I'll save you!
Bfizzle
whiskinputwarbles
While I didn't find the comment particularly funny, I'm baffled at the number of downvotes it's getting.
Audasity
i repeat, who cares?
Donald (Grab 'em by the pussy) Trump!
billymaditsdone
We all care enough to comment.
labmonkey4life
I don’t
Nobody cares about you Gary, go away!
mikeatike
Yes, we are all individuals.
z3lfmoord
*Obama care
And just like expected, the care doesn't cover you.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Dildoes on Imgur apparently.
Ph1l1pp1d3s
I’ve never understood why people can’t just let other people enjoy things. What is cool about this?? Just some grumpy barista
CaptainPawfulFox
Enjoy spreading more cancer on social media? Not on his watch!!
M7MD55
i think this one is lacking the detail that they only do this to those who skip the line, not sure cuz i havent seen the original in a while
PuppyDontCare
Maybe he's pissed off at the company and this way he prevents free advertising
coastrider
Dead on exactly what I was thinking. Right on man!
StraightToCatFolder
I’m a 36 year old man who has been exchanging food pics with a group of marine buddies for the last ten years.
mymothertoldmetopick
Well duh , you eat garbage in the service for years now you gotta share pictures of real food
seanfish
You don’t understand he’s just a bottom scraping corporate underdog while he works on his groundbreaking indie film script.
NATOFox
It's the little joys in life like preventing vapid behavior. Helps you get through the day.
LoTRFanatic42
You'd probably get along much easier if you were less cynical and minded your own business.
barnwolf
Nothing wrong with taking a good selfie. It's the people who repost those selfies and view them who are vapid.
LarryTesler
Someone should prevent you from using imgur then. It's our own vapid behavior.
NO SELFIES! It's a rule here. So I mean imgur's wish is your command I suppose. Or vice versa?
they paid their money. give them their selphie nectar.
I'd let them. It's good for business. But you know how English majors be.
doglad
what’s vapid about taking a picture of a drink lol
I'm still waiting for someone to explain why they can't snap a selfie if the logo is covered. Do they come from a place without Starbucks?
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Everything has to be perfect for instagram/snapchat. If you can’t flex your brands why bother taking pictures.
Wait, is that really it? Is that the reason why everyone in this thread is foaming at the mouth and calling this barista an asshole?
They’re calling him an asshole because “let people enjoy things” is the phrase du jour even if you can’t stand basics. It’s complicated.
I'm all for letting people enjoy things, but if you can't enjoy a coffee or a selfie without a logo, you need to reevaluate your life.
Thefirstargonaut
Do ThEy CoMe FrOm a PlAcE wItHoUt StArBuCkS? Everywhere has Starbucks. You could go to a lost tribe’s territory and find one!
Which is why I don't fucking understand what's going on. "Thanks" for "helping" with that.
I made a joke. I didn't think you were asking a real question. People like things to be picturesque, labels make 'em look ugly.
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
People need reasons to think they're better than other people.
I don't need reasons, I'm just better than other people. Thinking I need reasons to back that up is insulting.
Kbantar
I've found many don't really need reasons. They just think it anyway.
Carnivoracious
Why not let people enjoy this then?
stuhata
Because the enjoyment of this comes from a malicious action done to another. Enjoyment at another's expense is not a sign of a good person
SendCuteThings
What if I enjoy watching people beat up people who abuse pets
its still just you enjoying watching people get beat up. shadenfreude. delight from another's misery.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Deal with the general public (particularly white, middle to upper class women) for a "living" and come back to me.
trs451
Now imagine the same stereotyping and scenario but it's a kfc.
Huh that's stereotyping and racist. Congratulations on being a bigot
I'm a white, middle class woman...
It doesn't really change much. Everyone got a story to tell. Don't need to group people based on income or race. Even if you count yourself
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RavBreaker
Idk, it may be racist but most of the shittiest people I've dealt with have been in that category. So maybe not entirely without merit.
SirPlatThePus
Stereotypes are all based on something
somenerandom
Most people have worked such a job at some point. Working retail/ CS isn't as rare or noteworthy as some believe it to be. It also >
doesn't give one an excuse to be a bitter ass.
I find it demoralizing and depressing to be constantly nice and kind to people who want to hurt you simply because they had a bad day.
Costumer service
Maybe you haven't had the interactions I've experienced: screaming, threatening, swearing at YOU, as if you are the business or its policies
Not my point. Most of us have done it. Yeah it sucks but it doesn't make you special or give you some extraordinary insight.
Never said it made me special? Lol. You realize how unhappy most people are. If that's special insight then take it away.
carlinabob
Peeling a sticker off a condensated wet cup should be pretty easy.
JavaWava
those stickers are made with superglue it feels
BklynPunisher
Unless they put the stickers on before filling them.
BlueberryQuickjet
Which is 3xactly how it's done
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Are... are you not able to take a picture of it without the logo? The whipped topping is the best looking part.
PopeyeTheSailor
those dont come off in 1 piece
darxide
Those flimsy plastic cups? Maybe once they're empty. Otherwise you're going to end up wearing the coffee.
RaynWisp
Are you sure? I've tried it a few times and I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN!
ButtTrumpett
Ha
boostcreep
Came back to upvote this.
Jigglynuff
Only way to get them off is to stick the empty cup under the steaming wand. Even then it leaves residue
SmittyTitties
I’m pretty sure there’s another logo on the other side of the cup
ruferto
there is
Brewer94
No there isn't. Source: Was with Starbucks for majority of last year.
RIPKobeBryant
No there’s not.
yourcommentisstupid
Condensed*
PhilipCoulson
Nope
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
They're correct though...
Again, nope. The cup itself is not condensed.
They were just correcting the non-existent word, not the poor sentence structure.
danopotato
Man, I know we all like to correct grammar and spelling and shit but how sad are we? We’re commenting on an internet comment.
Not sure why you're being downvoted, condense is the correct verb, and condensed is the correct adjective for the noun condensation. It (1)
(2) is water vapor condensing into liquid. You'll be hard pressed to find any real dictionary that accepts "condensated" as a word.
Definately condensated.
Condensation as in the water drops on the inside of your windshield. Condensed is the word in condensed milk meaning it’s concentrated
Windshield condensation is the result of water vapor being condensed into liquid. "Condensated" isn't a word in any real dictionary.
Good catch on that spelling error I saw what my eyes wanted me to I guess lol and yeah I know science behind my example isn’t spot on but
It’s damn closer than “condensed” lol
thrashinuva
Didn't they ban plastic cups though?
mandadadada
Here where i live, yes
awkwardashlyn
What do they put drinks in?
Paper cups, so that the condensation makes it impossible to remove the stickers.
ClassicSean
You must not be a white girl
Haha I am a white girl. Well white woman i suppose that's the difference.
Damnit, i had a 50 percent chance and lost
HJAnslinger
You should work out that math again.
Its rng
IndianStreamRepublic
Earth is 50% white girls and 50% other. Facts.
PardusXY
There is, anyone who refers to themselves as "one of the girls/boys" is not quite yet an adult.
"We were the goodfellas"
TheJerkofAllTrades
Angry, unhappy people congratulating themselves for being assholes. Cool.
HardOfHearingLeopard
If white girls taking selfies with literally everything they put in their body makes them happy they won't have any time for real happiness.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
right, people pay for those logos. its a total dick move to ruin that
Dokkanvsoptc
This is sad, if ppl want to show off this logo
kaboosh5353
I couldnt care less but youre really not able to tell people what/how to enjoy things
They can enjoy it, but i just think its sad
You can think whatever ya want, just dont get upset when people dont respond how you want.
SkillerPenguin
Exactly. Stop trying to control other people's lives.
WelcomeToMagrathea
Lol yeah what's the problem with people taking selfies. I mean it's dumb but also not my problem
doobiedoobop
Continuing to work a job he clearly hates seems like the best punishment.
EngineerforPresident
Strangers on the internet offended by a barista covering the logo. Cool.
Vaanhalen
Not at all what's going on
Rapiecage
literally what's going on
n0n53n53
This person is a "barista"
PanicAtTheCostco
I’m on your side but it’s really not that serious you can chill
Archaic71
This, so much this
pygmypie
Hate to break it to that barista, but those girls are the source of your paycheck. Why deliberately be an asshole to them?
hd4life111118
I'm an asshole to my customers and I makr money of them.
Yet cant form a coherent sentence. I also suspect you havent done very well in life and make this comment to make yourself feel better.
Ok buddy, I also sold my first business at 33 and retired. Now i work in sales just to pass the time. Customers don't run shit here.
You sound like an enormous asshole. Enjoy that.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
scruffenheim
That's not enough to deter them from coming back. Also, like the other person said. They obviously don't care.
Why post about it like they're some kind of daring rapscallion sticking it to the man if no one cares? Then they're no different from 1/2
The girls they're making fun of. 2/2
Not my point. The barista doesn't care about the company losing $12. They're just a minimum wage employee trying to stay sane.
GasBandit
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." - Randall Graves, Clerks
I work food service, so I get it. But my response to assholes is to be aggressively polite/disgusting cheery. It's fun to watch them get 1/2
Pissed when you don't take their bait. 2/2
O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0
Petty, unhappy assholes do this.
Mithi
Petty, yes. Unhappy? Nope, I have the strong feeling that the barista is pretty pleased with him/herself.
JamJarre
Says you, operating in your capacity as FUN POLICE
mattsall
Fun police is the person doing that to the cups, selfies don't hurt anyone
Lagrange31
I actually think they do. One barista doesn't matter but the constant drive to derive self worth from likes is an addiction and harmful.
Everyone matters
Broonstar
That describes about 90% of barrista's
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Seriously. If them taking selfies bothers the barista that much, maybe get a new job?
metalfoto
Yeah its useless and evil. quick way to be fired. I will never go there & take selfies, but if a girl its happy sharing dat, WHY?
removekarling
If you put the sticker over the logo it's infinitely more likely you'll have to actually deal with them, sooo... lol
Pigdogcow
What concern is it of mine if some girls like uploading pics of their pumpkin spiced blapachino, or whatever?
Grow the fuck up. Why do you care?
frodobaggin
Heres an idea, dont follow them and you wont have to deal with it.
nrvagntsoleatr360
Hard to avoid them when el presidente is the biggest one of them all.
I've never seen Trump post a selfie with a Starbucks latte
PabloTh3Ninja
How in the world did someone actually manage to bring up trump in a convo about frap selfies. Jesus dude get over it, he won 2+ years ago.
I see somebody likes their coffee extra bitter
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
The hero we need.
Excludos
That's not "brilliant", that's stupid as shit. Selfies are free advertisement
mukenwalla
How much traction did this action get though
pure happenstance. He definitively did not anticipate this going viral when he did it. He tried to work against his company image and policy
hypnotictommy
Thats a violation of company policy. Starbucks corporate would not be amused to see you do that.
It’s not against policy. As long as it’s on the cup it’s good. Am a shift at a Starbucks.
somethingawesomeandgreat
This works nicely as an advertisement stunt, gain even more popularity
TheBlackWindHowls
Fuck Starbucks corporate; the CEO wants to run for president and it'll probably end up getting Trump a second term.
DocWino
If the dems back anybody besides Biden Trump will continue. Nobody wants Kamela Harris
Well, former CEO. Howard Schultz just left the job after 36 years to consider a presidential run. Still, fuck corporate.
pfsar
The man is an idiot. He could run for the Democratic nomination but he thinks he’s entitled. Ironically, he’d rather not wait in line.
Him potentially running as an independent so he doesn't have to get Dem nomination is a big concern. Could divide the left vote.
I know. Just as votes for the Green Party in 2000 were enough to swing Florida (and hence the whole ball game) away from Gore to Bush.
interlorn
He can always claim sticker malfunction.
10pointstogriffindor
As a current barista, corporate is evil. So who cares
Monkeyofdoom44
I feel like there’s a good story behind these claims. Do tell!
SaltyInternetPirate
Nah, that's the default.
You are employed by them. If you want to keep your job then it does matter.
SalaciousSeij
That's a cold hard truth this crowd doesn't wanna hear. If you feel it hard enough, actual rules don't matter don't you know?
whatdoesminesay
I used to place our flyers on John Schnatter's face. Did it for years until he stepped out of the picture. No one gives a shit.
Barrum
I am willing to make a bet despite this going onto social media, this barista has never even been spoken to about this conduct, nor will he.
How much we talkin’?
Gribblecillin
If you're worried about being fired from your fast food job because of sticker placement, you work for a piece of shit.
Yeah, stupid company fired me for deliberately inconveniencing customers after I was explicitly told not to do so. What assholes, eh?
BecauseImboredThatsWhy
I mean if you're doing it on purpose...
spunnottossed
This is...narcitudinous. Unless you are a paid shill for the mermaid jailer obliquely trying to help, this is shit advice for most.
yeahiheardaboutpluto
+1 for making me look up narcitudinous.
I don't know that Narcitudinous is a word, but I agree with your sentiment
Daddygivesthebestmassages
Great, fucking Dennis Miller is on imgur now
itsallabunchoflies
What a pulchritudinous word!
So clueless.
WithaChainedHorseDick
Narcoticsword is motherfucking made up because I typed that shit into Google perfectly and I got absolutely
Motherfucking nothing. You suck and I hope you stub all your toes.
19931117
I have a Starbucks ad under this post... well played Starbucks
NoOneKnowsImLying
Same, is that because it says Starbucks in the post?
ghostfacevader
roastkeefyoweefy
Hmmm, mine is for LinkedIn. Probably because I work for Starbucks.
W0ND0
Same. Minus the Staebucks-part though.
I have long suspected imgur use OCR on rising posts to find ad keywords.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Mine is a Hulu ad that heaven forbid you accidentally touch it to scroll down or you’ll spend eternity trying to close the pop up
Caveman3A
AmFam!
I have no ads basically anywhere because i have the old app. Look for APK and download the old versions < 3.5
WaitingForAces
v
I don't have any ads under this .. well played AdBlock
wojtush
I have a Progressive ad. Girls might road rage since they can’t get their daily Starbucks selfie.
Atlas008
My ad is for Clorox and it says "trust bleach"
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
My ad is for a funeral home and it says "drink bleach"
Equinox13
I have a life insurance ad. I'm rather concerned.
thefeev
I use 5 adblockers and Ghostery... I never see any ads!
poerisija
https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/9xlblt/about_ghostery/
You probably don't want to use Ghostery.
....aaaand now it's uninstalled!!!
Good man.
Applepotamus
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
I have a Miller lite ad under mine.
iamamentat
Publix Liquors ftw!
They know
hoopsnek
that algorithm though
SLUzer07
Mine is for Yahtzee with buddies.
TheCarolingian
I have an adblocker. And a cup of tea.
retrohellix
Do adblockers work on the Android app?
MyFavouriteHoodie
And is your tea strong with 2 sugars?
WannaSeeMy
You can get ad blocking apps that will act like a VPN on your phone to block ads in the app
I have better net but I have heard of a few others out there
CaptainObviousAndHisMinions
I have dns66 VPN. There's no ad in my imgur app (older version)
cbscsc1
Blokada is a decent one
johnwohl
can confirm
AcquiredSire
I had an issue with it not letting me download images. I use Pi-Hole at home though so I haven't really tried it recent though.
Sure thing, Edgelord the Barista! Because these girls are “basic”. Oh the fucking irony. And truly “briiliant”.
AlfredDPrince
"Basic"....wtf does that even mean. Seriously, I can't even. Uh-oh...
LizardsInTheSky
White girl: "I think my drink looks cute. I'll take a pic :)" Edgelords: "SUCH NARCISSISM! OH THE HUMANITY! CONSUMERISM WILL END US IF I
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR THEM!"
It's not about being Edgy. I did this to people who were assholes. It's a shitty job, it's a little thing to chuckle over with your peers.
I'd agree if it were in the name of spoiling an asshole's fun, but these are mobile orders. The barista likely hadn't even seen them until
after he took the pic
Littlemisselle
He will be horrified to know that the logo is on both sides. Also if you pay for something you should be able to do what you want with it
gengumby
What if it's licensed? EULAs ruining things since 1986
Sadly the logo is just on the one side. Drink options are on the other side. I think the pic here was staged at least because what barista
Last cup I have has a logo on both sides but it was a reusable from last year. Maybe the new ones or dispose ones dont
has the time to be taking pics after spending the time to make 3 different kinds of the most tedious drinks on the menu--customers watching
Those are 'mobile' orders. So the customers aren't usually waiting on them.
Yeah but usually other people are in line watching the barista take the time to whip out his phone and take a pic. Unless they were slow and
littlemissmaura
I hope no one is taking selfies with those drinks bc those are very poorly made and not up to Starbucks quality standards
ADARKFIRE
He did such a bad job with the whip cream and chocolate drizzle that I doubt anyone would want a pic with those ugly things anyway lmao
sarikosan
My thoughts exactly
sarabearr
Okay but who actually gives enough of a fuck to do this though?
toddiwod
If a sticker over the Starbucks logo ruins your day, reevaluate your life.
hiddensquid3
How is this #gaming related?
ThatGuyWithThe3DS
I feel like this has been posted before?
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
Just take the photo from the other side or do they cover both sides?
whalethen
Becomes annoyed by customers, then does things to deliberately piss them off, especially smart when selling a commodity for a premium.
Spomp
repost
withoutadad
Chaotic good?
sahdad
That's dumb, like them or not it's just bad business. Make the costumer happy and they will keep buying your product.
Elconquesodor
Yeah, this one guy could ruin Starbucks.
nanyatenyaa
Repeat business importanf especially for a specific given store to do well. Its in an employees intetest to maintain current customers.
0956
Ah yes the coffee shop for people who hate coffee.
Werewolfoflondon
Replace a Starbucks drink with: 1/2 grocery store coffee + 1/2 milk. Then add sugar to a taste. Starbucks = the evil place
Crawmak
The batista sits back, content having ruined some teenager's harmless fun. Making the world a better place every day.
Snooj
If people doing harmless shit to be happy offends you then you don't deserve to rise any higher in life than food service.
thecakefartisalie
Snooj
Father of three, TV show star, chef, caterer, small business owner? We should all aspire to be Bob.
thecakefartisalie
Food service worker
elizardo
high be it of you to decide who deserves what, eh?
Corrodias
Regardless of Snooj's authority, I think we can agree on the decision.
Quaxx
I am confused...why would people want to take selfies with a coffee chain logo on a plastic cup?
The701
"Woooo!!! I did a thing that many millions of other people also did on this same day! Look look look!"
anyofmany
how is that logo important? are people that obsessed with brands?? Hey look I bought a beverage for the price of 2 pizzas, I'm a influencer
whywait
Ok I'm missing something I guess... Wth are ppl taking selfies with a starbucks cup? a
eddudex
RIP Free marketing
Elconquesodor
Right? I won't know where to get coffee now.
Gilgamech
Who cares?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
girls
get0ffmylawn
This person (sound on for full effect)
Davi5090
Starbucks, because it is now banned
fnordy
Heck, on this site it's an uphill battle with people who hate selfies. I welcome them, but this is still kinda clever.
elizardo
ah. the existential. answer: in the end, no one is permitted to care.
WoeToHice
I do, because I'm confused. Why can't they snap a selfie if the logo is covered? Do they come from a place without Starbucks?
Sthawwaths
Something something if the logo is showing they’ll get an endorsement sometimes
LeaderBeans
"That will teach those pretty girls to go back in time and like me in high school!"
runfn4j
trump cares :p
Cowfister
@op makes a funny, and everyone without a sense of humor shits on him. Don't worry. I thought it was funny and I'll save you!
Bfizzle
whiskinputwarbles
While I didn't find the comment particularly funny, I'm baffled at the number of downvotes it's getting.
Audasity
i repeat, who cares?
Cowfister
Donald (Grab 'em by the pussy) Trump!
billymaditsdone
We all care enough to comment.
labmonkey4life
I don’t
billymaditsdone
Nobody cares about you Gary, go away!
mikeatike
Yes, we are all individuals.
z3lfmoord
*Obama care
Cowfister
And just like expected, the care doesn't cover you.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Dildoes on Imgur apparently.
Ph1l1pp1d3s
I’ve never understood why people can’t just let other people enjoy things. What is cool about this?? Just some grumpy barista
CaptainPawfulFox
Enjoy spreading more cancer on social media? Not on his watch!!
M7MD55
i think this one is lacking the detail that they only do this to those who skip the line, not sure cuz i havent seen the original in a while
PuppyDontCare
Maybe he's pissed off at the company and this way he prevents free advertising
coastrider
Dead on exactly what I was thinking. Right on man!
StraightToCatFolder
I’m a 36 year old man who has been exchanging food pics with a group of marine buddies for the last ten years.
mymothertoldmetopick
Well duh , you eat garbage in the service for years now you gotta share pictures of real food
seanfish
You don’t understand he’s just a bottom scraping corporate underdog while he works on his groundbreaking indie film script.
NATOFox
It's the little joys in life like preventing vapid behavior. Helps you get through the day.
LoTRFanatic42
You'd probably get along much easier if you were less cynical and minded your own business.
barnwolf
Nothing wrong with taking a good selfie. It's the people who repost those selfies and view them who are vapid.
LarryTesler
Someone should prevent you from using imgur then. It's our own vapid behavior.
NATOFox
NO SELFIES! It's a rule here. So I mean imgur's wish is your command I suppose. Or vice versa?
elizardo
they paid their money. give them their selphie nectar.
NATOFox
I'd let them. It's good for business. But you know how English majors be.
doglad
what’s vapid about taking a picture of a drink lol
WoeToHice
I'm still waiting for someone to explain why they can't snap a selfie if the logo is covered. Do they come from a place without Starbucks?
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Everything has to be perfect for instagram/snapchat. If you can’t flex your brands why bother taking pictures.
WoeToHice
Wait, is that really it? Is that the reason why everyone in this thread is foaming at the mouth and calling this barista an asshole?
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
They’re calling him an asshole because “let people enjoy things” is the phrase du jour even if you can’t stand basics. It’s complicated.
WoeToHice
I'm all for letting people enjoy things, but if you can't enjoy a coffee or a selfie without a logo, you need to reevaluate your life.
Thefirstargonaut
Do ThEy CoMe FrOm a PlAcE wItHoUt StArBuCkS? Everywhere has Starbucks. You could go to a lost tribe’s territory and find one!
WoeToHice
Which is why I don't fucking understand what's going on. "Thanks" for "helping" with that.
Thefirstargonaut
I made a joke. I didn't think you were asking a real question. People like things to be picturesque, labels make 'em look ugly.
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
People need reasons to think they're better than other people.
barnwolf
I don't need reasons, I'm just better than other people. Thinking I need reasons to back that up is insulting.
Kbantar
I've found many don't really need reasons. They just think it anyway.
Carnivoracious
Why not let people enjoy this then?
stuhata
Because the enjoyment of this comes from a malicious action done to another. Enjoyment at another's expense is not a sign of a good person
SendCuteThings
What if I enjoy watching people beat up people who abuse pets
elizardo
its still just you enjoying watching people get beat up. shadenfreude. delight from another's misery.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Deal with the general public (particularly white, middle to upper class women) for a "living" and come back to me.
trs451
Now imagine the same stereotyping and scenario but it's a kfc.
stuhata
Huh that's stereotyping and racist. Congratulations on being a bigot
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
I'm a white, middle class woman...
stuhata
It doesn't really change much. Everyone got a story to tell. Don't need to group people based on income or race. Even if you count yourself
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RavBreaker
Idk, it may be racist but most of the shittiest people I've dealt with have been in that category. So maybe not entirely without merit.
SirPlatThePus
Stereotypes are all based on something
somenerandom
Most people have worked such a job at some point. Working retail/ CS isn't as rare or noteworthy as some believe it to be. It also >
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doesn't give one an excuse to be a bitter ass.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
I find it demoralizing and depressing to be constantly nice and kind to people who want to hurt you simply because they had a bad day.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Costumer service
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Maybe you haven't had the interactions I've experienced: screaming, threatening, swearing at YOU, as if you are the business or its policies
somenerandom
Not my point. Most of us have done it. Yeah it sucks but it doesn't make you special or give you some extraordinary insight.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Never said it made me special? Lol. You realize how unhappy most people are. If that's special insight then take it away.
carlinabob
Peeling a sticker off a condensated wet cup should be pretty easy.
JavaWava
those stickers are made with superglue it feels
BklynPunisher
Unless they put the stickers on before filling them.
BlueberryQuickjet
Which is 3xactly how it's done
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Are... are you not able to take a picture of it without the logo? The whipped topping is the best looking part.
PopeyeTheSailor
those dont come off in 1 piece
darxide
Those flimsy plastic cups? Maybe once they're empty. Otherwise you're going to end up wearing the coffee.
RaynWisp
Are you sure? I've tried it a few times and I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN!
ButtTrumpett
Ha
boostcreep
Came back to upvote this.
Jigglynuff
Only way to get them off is to stick the empty cup under the steaming wand. Even then it leaves residue
SmittyTitties
I’m pretty sure there’s another logo on the other side of the cup
ruferto
there is
Brewer94
No there isn't. Source: Was with Starbucks for majority of last year.
RIPKobeBryant
No there’s not.
yourcommentisstupid
Condensed*
PhilipCoulson
Nope
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
They're correct though...
PhilipCoulson
Again, nope. The cup itself is not condensed.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
They were just correcting the non-existent word, not the poor sentence structure.
danopotato
Man, I know we all like to correct grammar and spelling and shit but how sad are we? We’re commenting on an internet comment.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Not sure why you're being downvoted, condense is the correct verb, and condensed is the correct adjective for the noun condensation. It (1)
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
(2) is water vapor condensing into liquid. You'll be hard pressed to find any real dictionary that accepts "condensated" as a word.
carlinabob
Definately condensated.
danopotato
Condensation as in the water drops on the inside of your windshield. Condensed is the word in condensed milk meaning it’s concentrated
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Windshield condensation is the result of water vapor being condensed into liquid. "Condensated" isn't a word in any real dictionary.
danopotato
Good catch on that spelling error I saw what my eyes wanted me to I guess lol and yeah I know science behind my example isn’t spot on but
danopotato
It’s damn closer than “condensed” lol
thrashinuva
Didn't they ban plastic cups though?
mandadadada
Here where i live, yes
awkwardashlyn
What do they put drinks in?
thrashinuva
Paper cups, so that the condensation makes it impossible to remove the stickers.
ClassicSean
You must not be a white girl
carlinabob
Haha I am a white girl. Well white woman i suppose that's the difference.
ClassicSean
Damnit, i had a 50 percent chance and lost
HJAnslinger
You should work out that math again.
ClassicSean
Its rng
IndianStreamRepublic
Earth is 50% white girls and 50% other. Facts.
PardusXY
There is, anyone who refers to themselves as "one of the girls/boys" is not quite yet an adult.
ClassicSean
"We were the goodfellas"
TheJerkofAllTrades
Angry, unhappy people congratulating themselves for being assholes. Cool.
HardOfHearingLeopard
If white girls taking selfies with literally everything they put in their body makes them happy they won't have any time for real happiness.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
right, people pay for those logos. its a total dick move to ruin that
Dokkanvsoptc
This is sad, if ppl want to show off this logo
kaboosh5353
I couldnt care less but youre really not able to tell people what/how to enjoy things
Dokkanvsoptc
They can enjoy it, but i just think its sad
kaboosh5353
You can think whatever ya want, just dont get upset when people dont respond how you want.
SkillerPenguin
Exactly. Stop trying to control other people's lives.
WelcomeToMagrathea
Lol yeah what's the problem with people taking selfies. I mean it's dumb but also not my problem
doobiedoobop
Continuing to work a job he clearly hates seems like the best punishment.
EngineerforPresident
Strangers on the internet offended by a barista covering the logo. Cool.
Vaanhalen
Not at all what's going on
Rapiecage
literally what's going on
n0n53n53
This person is a "barista"
PanicAtTheCostco
I’m on your side but it’s really not that serious you can chill
Archaic71
This, so much this
pygmypie
Hate to break it to that barista, but those girls are the source of your paycheck. Why deliberately be an asshole to them?
hd4life111118
I'm an asshole to my customers and I makr money of them.
nanyatenyaa
Yet cant form a coherent sentence. I also suspect you havent done very well in life and make this comment to make yourself feel better.
hd4life111118
Ok buddy, I also sold my first business at 33 and retired. Now i work in sales just to pass the time. Customers don't run shit here.
nanyatenyaa
You sound like an enormous asshole. Enjoy that.
pygmypie
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
scruffenheim
That's not enough to deter them from coming back. Also, like the other person said. They obviously don't care.
pygmypie
Why post about it like they're some kind of daring rapscallion sticking it to the man if no one cares? Then they're no different from 1/2
pygmypie
The girls they're making fun of. 2/2
scruffenheim
Not my point. The barista doesn't care about the company losing $12. They're just a minimum wage employee trying to stay sane.
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GasBandit
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." - Randall Graves, Clerks
pygmypie
I work food service, so I get it. But my response to assholes is to be aggressively polite/disgusting cheery. It's fun to watch them get 1/2
pygmypie
Pissed when you don't take their bait. 2/2
O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0
Petty, unhappy assholes do this.
Mithi
Petty, yes. Unhappy? Nope, I have the strong feeling that the barista is pretty pleased with him/herself.
JamJarre
Says you, operating in your capacity as FUN POLICE
mattsall
Fun police is the person doing that to the cups, selfies don't hurt anyone
Lagrange31
I actually think they do. One barista doesn't matter but the constant drive to derive self worth from likes is an addiction and harmful.
mattsall
Everyone matters
Broonstar
That describes about 90% of barrista's
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Seriously. If them taking selfies bothers the barista that much, maybe get a new job?
metalfoto
Yeah its useless and evil. quick way to be fired. I will never go there & take selfies, but if a girl its happy sharing dat, WHY?
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removekarling
If you put the sticker over the logo it's infinitely more likely you'll have to actually deal with them, sooo... lol
Pigdogcow
What concern is it of mine if some girls like uploading pics of their pumpkin spiced blapachino, or whatever?
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Grow the fuck up. Why do you care?
frodobaggin
Heres an idea, dont follow them and you wont have to deal with it.
nrvagntsoleatr360
Hard to avoid them when el presidente is the biggest one of them all.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
I've never seen Trump post a selfie with a Starbucks latte
PabloTh3Ninja
How in the world did someone actually manage to bring up trump in a convo about frap selfies. Jesus dude get over it, he won 2+ years ago.
Archaic71
I see somebody likes their coffee extra bitter
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
The hero we need.
Excludos
That's not "brilliant", that's stupid as shit. Selfies are free advertisement
mukenwalla
How much traction did this action get though
Excludos
pure happenstance. He definitively did not anticipate this going viral when he did it. He tried to work against his company image and policy
hypnotictommy
Thats a violation of company policy. Starbucks corporate would not be amused to see you do that.
RIPKobeBryant
It’s not against policy. As long as it’s on the cup it’s good. Am a shift at a Starbucks.
somethingawesomeandgreat
This works nicely as an advertisement stunt, gain even more popularity
TheBlackWindHowls
Fuck Starbucks corporate; the CEO wants to run for president and it'll probably end up getting Trump a second term.
DocWino
If the dems back anybody besides Biden Trump will continue. Nobody wants Kamela Harris
TheBlackWindHowls
Well, former CEO. Howard Schultz just left the job after 36 years to consider a presidential run. Still, fuck corporate.
pfsar
The man is an idiot. He could run for the Democratic nomination but he thinks he’s entitled. Ironically, he’d rather not wait in line.
TheBlackWindHowls
Him potentially running as an independent so he doesn't have to get Dem nomination is a big concern. Could divide the left vote.
pfsar
I know. Just as votes for the Green Party in 2000 were enough to swing Florida (and hence the whole ball game) away from Gore to Bush.
interlorn
He can always claim sticker malfunction.
10pointstogriffindor
As a current barista, corporate is evil. So who cares
Monkeyofdoom44
I feel like there’s a good story behind these claims. Do tell!
SaltyInternetPirate
Nah, that's the default.
hypnotictommy
You are employed by them. If you want to keep your job then it does matter.
SalaciousSeij
That's a cold hard truth this crowd doesn't wanna hear. If you feel it hard enough, actual rules don't matter don't you know?
whatdoesminesay
I used to place our flyers on John Schnatter's face. Did it for years until he stepped out of the picture. No one gives a shit.
Barrum
I am willing to make a bet despite this going onto social media, this barista has never even been spoken to about this conduct, nor will he.
Monkeyofdoom44
How much we talkin’?
Gribblecillin
If you're worried about being fired from your fast food job because of sticker placement, you work for a piece of shit.
Corrodias
Yeah, stupid company fired me for deliberately inconveniencing customers after I was explicitly told not to do so. What assholes, eh?
BecauseImboredThatsWhy
I mean if you're doing it on purpose...
spunnottossed
This is...narcitudinous. Unless you are a paid shill for the mermaid jailer obliquely trying to help, this is shit advice for most.
yeahiheardaboutpluto
+1 for making me look up narcitudinous.
Barrum
I don't know that Narcitudinous is a word, but I agree with your sentiment
Daddygivesthebestmassages
Great, fucking Dennis Miller is on imgur now
itsallabunchoflies
What a pulchritudinous word!
SalaciousSeij
So clueless.
WithaChainedHorseDick
WithaChainedHorseDick
Motherfucking nothing. You suck and I hope you stub all your toes.
19931117
I have a Starbucks ad under this post... well played Starbucks
NoOneKnowsImLying
Same, is that because it says Starbucks in the post?
ghostfacevader
roastkeefyoweefy
Hmmm, mine is for LinkedIn. Probably because I work for Starbucks.
W0ND0
Same. Minus the Staebucks-part though.
SaltyInternetPirate
I have long suspected imgur use OCR on rising posts to find ad keywords.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Mine is a Hulu ad that heaven forbid you accidentally touch it to scroll down or you’ll spend eternity trying to close the pop up
Caveman3A
AmFam!
mandadadada
I have no ads basically anywhere because i have the old app. Look for APK and download the old versions < 3.5
WaitingForAces
n0n53n53
I don't have any ads under this .. well played AdBlock
wojtush
I have a Progressive ad. Girls might road rage since they can’t get their daily Starbucks selfie.
Atlas008
My ad is for Clorox and it says "trust bleach"
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
My ad is for a funeral home and it says "drink bleach"
Equinox13
I have a life insurance ad. I'm rather concerned.
thefeev
I use 5 adblockers and Ghostery... I never see any ads!
poerisija
https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/9xlblt/about_ghostery/
poerisija
You probably don't want to use Ghostery.
thefeev
....aaaand now it's uninstalled!!!
poerisija
Good man.
Applepotamus
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
I have a Miller lite ad under mine.
iamamentat
Publix Liquors ftw!
z3lfmoord
They know
hoopsnek
that algorithm though
SLUzer07
Mine is for Yahtzee with buddies.
TheCarolingian
I have an adblocker. And a cup of tea.
retrohellix
Do adblockers work on the Android app?
MyFavouriteHoodie
And is your tea strong with 2 sugars?
WannaSeeMy
You can get ad blocking apps that will act like a VPN on your phone to block ads in the app
WannaSeeMy
I have better net but I have heard of a few others out there
CaptainObviousAndHisMinions
I have dns66 VPN. There's no ad in my imgur app (older version)
cbscsc1
Blokada is a decent one
johnwohl
can confirm
AcquiredSire
I had an issue with it not letting me download images. I use Pi-Hole at home though so I haven't really tried it recent though.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Sure thing, Edgelord the Barista! Because these girls are “basic”. Oh the fucking irony. And truly “briiliant”.
AlfredDPrince
"Basic"....wtf does that even mean. Seriously, I can't even. Uh-oh...
LizardsInTheSky
White girl: "I think my drink looks cute. I'll take a pic :)" Edgelords: "SUCH NARCISSISM! OH THE HUMANITY! CONSUMERISM WILL END US IF I
LizardsInTheSky
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR THEM!"
Brewer94
It's not about being Edgy. I did this to people who were assholes. It's a shitty job, it's a little thing to chuckle over with your peers.
LizardsInTheSky
I'd agree if it were in the name of spoiling an asshole's fun, but these are mobile orders. The barista likely hadn't even seen them until
LizardsInTheSky
after he took the pic
Littlemisselle
He will be horrified to know that the logo is on both sides. Also if you pay for something you should be able to do what you want with it
gengumby
What if it's licensed? EULAs ruining things since 1986
LizardsInTheSky
Sadly the logo is just on the one side. Drink options are on the other side. I think the pic here was staged at least because what barista
Littlemisselle
Last cup I have has a logo on both sides but it was a reusable from last year. Maybe the new ones or dispose ones dont
LizardsInTheSky
has the time to be taking pics after spending the time to make 3 different kinds of the most tedious drinks on the menu--customers watching
Brewer94
Those are 'mobile' orders. So the customers aren't usually waiting on them.
LizardsInTheSky
Yeah but usually other people are in line watching the barista take the time to whip out his phone and take a pic. Unless they were slow and