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FP EDIT: I never would have expected this to get to where it did on the front page. You're all fucking amazing. IF YOU SEE THIS, I will take an inbox flood of boobs or boobs and Starbucks cups or Starbucks images of your own for what you've had there! ...so I can fap to your frappe. :)
INeedTities
haha :D
Shewy92
What the fuck is an orange mocha latte Frappuccino?
Whatisthesecretofsoylentgreen
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ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
I want to believe this is real, that somewhere in the world people are this nice and cool. But I'm from Chicago and can't see it being real.
theartofselfdefense
Bros before hoes.
IronDoikles
yeah, this happened. just like the last 50 times it was posted, with the same top comments, too
sangatster
This should happen more often
Dekacube
Pretty sure none of this happened.
Mokthol
I don't care what people say, I like to think this happened and I'm alright with it.
CaptainArminius
Should've bought him coffee.
Lucerto
Not everyone is socially awkward and inept. This could be completely true. I'd do this, it'd be fun.
ProfessorPrimate
That was a fucking journey
WellBehavedZombie
If you don't know how to sleep in, allow me to teach you! Don't get up and get a coffee.
gadgetneo
I've seen this posted before...but I still love this story. +1 for you.
Sithrak
NoPostsOnlyComments
I can show you the world - Guy buying the frappuccino.
ADancingDonut
I don't wanna see it
absentee
I just want you to know how much I laughed at this comment. As much as someone dying of a brain disorder. Which might also be a factor here.
NegimaSensei
Tell me Presley, now when did you last order it with drizzle~?
amayawolf
What's perfect about this quote is if you sing guy buying the frappuccino too it fits the rhythm perfectly.
Ryebread91
Iced cappuccino or blended
GayEnough4U
As former sbux, people that ordered a drink like that with a serious face got decaf iced lattes, blended too(which taste asslike)
MarkyoftheDead
More like i can show you how deep your butthole goes in exchange gor caffine.
Sprightlytuba11
Came back just to upvote this comment.
houseofprimetofu
<3!
VampriruM
"Come travel with me, through all of time and space."
ToniforusMaximus
Shimmering splendid, tell me,
HalfPint3895
When did you last let your barista decide?
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Fappuccino
MaxieMooo
I'd buy it
karmaforlama
Fapbroccino
Rukir
Minccinno
houseofprimetofu
I like to imagine they go for a nice pumpkin spice latte walk through some fall leaves in the latest J.Crew.
twofishtails
Yep, that sounds legit.
HEXADECIMAL
I've had guys tell me they decided to become bi for much less.
420blaizeofgloryhahaha
Whats with americans and pumpkins?
houseofprimetofu
No idea but I love them.
lostXhighway
I like to imagine that the mystery man is Patrick Stewart.
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Or Raynor if you want #2
twofishtails
Be a bit more tense if it was Riker, instead, or, God help everybody, Worf.
DefinitelyNotAShittyGameDev
Something tells me he had an affair after this encounter
DragonLordG
If you tape your balls to your leg, you can buttfuck a man and not be gay.
karmaforlama
Balls didn't touch, and "no homo" was said.
theman8998
Balls didn't touch and hoooomoooo!! Don't you dare close your eyes!!!
invar
Man, I ain't gay but free Starbucks is free Starbucks, homo all the way for that shit
FredRico
but are you single?
BigisDickis
You're a cheap date. I'd want at least dinner.
thatshowyougetantsithink
what
banishedone
Wait... Am I the only one who gets the punchline? Didnt see anything in the comments
Emuex
And then everyone started clapping.
GandAlfonsTheGreat
Im that guy.
lancell
ClassyNameHere
Scissors .... That's what happened next , right?
bachterman
the rubbing of the clitori.
TommyeFontecchio19
1) hold random man's hand, buy him coffee. 2) ask the ladies to join table. 3) win Kyoko's heart. 4) ???? 5) PROFIT
Jaycramp
Again?
houseofprimetofu
AGAIN!!!!
SmokingToddlers
Again?
TheDudeanator
AGAIN!!!
R3tr0P0tat0
Again?
ZeldaShotFirst
AGAIN!!!
Fosforo
Always
SHOWMETHERICE
Had a huge smile on my face, faved it, saw this comment, smile lessened, looked at dates of tweets, now im sad
TayDidJones
broken!!
Bolletott
I've seen it before, but I don't mind. Still funny, even if I don't belive this actually happened.
thatshowyougetantsithink
this literally makes zero sense. what is that guy referring to when he says "this is crazy!"???
jollygreenjoshy
Maybe the lines she was initially referring to.
YoureProbablyWonderingWhy
The line.
ThePiniestApple
I have no idea.. :(
thatshowyougetantsithink
i see.....also how did this post get 18k points? it hardly makes sense....
EveryTimeIfartaFairyDies
Hey Op
WickedSpins
.
Bigdragon12
Mobile won't DOWNLOAD IT
MuffinsLordOfDerp
Hold down the link and tap open in browser.
Chronologics
You are a blessing.
CheatingWolf
This. I need this.
wackynoodle
I got you dog.
JamueLSaxon4thEdition
Expected dickbutt was happily disappointed
ExitVanLeft
That's fucking beautiful! Have a link so I can save it!
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
OH MY GOOD I LOVE THIS GOOD WHERE HAS IT BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Tentacooler
The glory
Yodaloid
I remember when this was made. Awesome.
confinedinyourmind
Did MIcheal Bay make this gif?
chompers360
Ah yes, the converted JJ Abrams, lens flair updoot.
Janglz
This is like one of those stories that people who don't drink tell...
houseofprimetofu
Man, I drink. I drink Starbucks and I drink alchololololololol.
ninjaturnip
People who drink tend to have more pitiful stories than funny ones.
Janglz
They'll still be funnier than the poor depressing shit you'll hear from someone who doesn't...
crawler8ed
so is this supposed to be funny or...?
Telruin
Yes. You might have to see someone about this.
MegaFucker69
Agreed. This was dumb.
houseofprimetofu
Probably, if you like this kind of stuff.
houseofprimetofu
I'm going to give you an upvote anyway just for commenting.
Jimmygarn
I for one had a sensible chuckle. Thank you @OP
Drewpowers
Were you looking for this?
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Jimmygarn
It was on my mind
houseofprimetofu
You're welcome!
Ohyy
Let me add that to the vault of shit that never happened
Thesinlesssinner
Every single post about something happening to someone there's always gotta be the "this never happened" post. We get it, enjoy the story.
JessieJanson
Btw. This is a repost. Not suggesting it isnt or that this is OP.
JessieJanson
I've done this type of silly stuff, its entirely possible it is 100% real. I guess it depends on the person and their personality :/
Ohyy
I suppose it's something I'd find in a sitcom. If you're into that look into being a writer for a few shows. Could help them out
songbardbird
Yeah it was believable until the husband wanted to keep holding hands...nope, this isn't a cheesy tv show.
zephyrbell
You'd be surprised at all the things that can happen when you go outside
Ohyy
Which is why I know it isn't true
TheTitan94
That was uncalled for. Let's be fair, you know their right.
zephyrbell
They're* and I was joking. It's not like I go outside ever.
TheTitan94
Ah thanks for that. I don't know how I didn't spot that. I would blame my phones auto correct but it was probably just me being dumb.
Taxicat
Eh, who cares. It's still amusing either way.
Anonawesome
Not really, you ever realize someone's making everything up halfway through a story so you stop listening but they just keep talking?
Anonawesome
Maybe it's just me, but that shit frustrates me. I become most disgruntled.
IGotCareless
It bothers me in real life, if told like it's true, but a made-up story is fun. If it's fun story on the internet, I assume it's false.
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
you shouldn't,if you don't have any prof,sure is a high chase to be made up,but is not good to assume things,just leave it a possibility
Taxicat
Depends. If it's a funny story and hurts no one, then no, it doesn't annoy me at all.
MonochromaticMotivationalTextsWithPicturesOfMichaelCera
This could be the begin of a beautiful friendship, see it like that. https://m.popkey.co/cde8a4/6GGZW_s-200x150.gif
PatriciaSordiff
Ewwww
h4h9
Id take a sip if it was cera.
whiskeyandapplecider
great scene
crackisntwack
What movie?
creechville
This is the end with Seth Rogan, James Franco, Danny McBride, Jonah hill, Jay (berelshell?)etc. Idk how to spell him last name
Jehrman
The end of what movie?
creechville
No, the movie is called "This is the end"
Sitraka
hoooooooooooo :O
Jehrman
That's gotta be a really short movie if it just starts with the end.
LaoTzusDonkey
What the fuck kind of place do people interact so nicley with strangers like this? Canada?
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gifs7
Value Village in Kelowna for sure.
bthighlander
Texas.
DaddyTurkey
I could see it happening in Austin
Hannssoni
well it's not finland... if someone stranger would hold my hand i would die.
BushelOfLabeouf
Portland
MaxThornton
Sweden.
RobertEmmet
No, then it'd be tim hortons
AnJeremyClarkson
Fuck no.
FeliciaSexopants
I was in a thrift store once and an old man played a song for me on a keyboard.
DickDastardly404
I saw a guy punch his mate outside a bar, and another dude who was just walking down the street immediately punched him back. The dude 1/2
DickDastardly404
shrugged and said "fair enough" and they all carried on with their business like it never happened. So weird. 2/2
BCKinetic
/a/7JkqA
Arvandor
I live in Utah and have a bunch of friends I could see doing this with strangers.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
St.Petersburg Florida- during the "winter".
ReDoctored
Ireland. People in Ireland are so friendly they'll talk to a fricken wall.
chardlz
It's just people trying to get some good chuckles in in the morning... I've had equally weird experiences at like EDM festivals w/ strangers
DrakesOnaPlain
Chicago probably. We're pretty nice here.
NotHarroc
A place where all the stories are made up and internet points matter.
Chrono023
FOR REALS. This absolutely cannot be anywhere in the States:
awesock
Forgetting that if you're pretty people do this shit all the time. None for us ugly motherfuckers tho
Chrono023
What is that thing you said, "pretty?" Does not compute.
awesock
Boooooooooooooooooooooobs. Also muscles, a tan, and lack of social awkwardness
Homophone
That could happen in Minnesota. Minnesota nice is the real deal.
UntitledUnmasteredDeluxe
I do stuff like this when I'm bored. Its actually kind of common.
bufferkiller
Just about anywhere. People go out of their way to avoid conflict everywhere, but most online seem to think they wouldn't. People are kind.
cjmurv
Can confirm. From Australia - first response here would 90% be "You wat, cunt?!"
CindyTheTVsLeaking
Which of the western suburbs do you live in, exactly?
cjmurv
HOW DID YOU KNOW (Perth)
CindyTheTVsLeaking
Oh, I thought Perth's west would be the exception... and its eastern suburbs would be the rough part of town :p
flavinbagel
I've noticed that strangers do sometimes interact like this in the US. It's one of the big differences between Europe that I've noticed.
ThronesWoven
so we goto timmies and we all ended oop buyin' eachothers' cooffees eh
Dingus2
I'm not supposed to tell you this, but if you give off the right vibe (and it CAN be learned) you can do this just about anywhere.
GR3453m0nk3y
I don't like to talk about myself, but I'm above average attractiveness and pretty much all strangers are very nice to me. I could do this.
Surefif
"I don't like to talk about myself, but I'm gonna talk about myself and how great I think I am"
GR3453m0nk3y
"I don't like to talk about myself, but I have a relevant comment to make that involves a sort of bragging which I don't like to do."
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
Canadians are assholes man. And their children are loud. They're like worse Americans.
ReDoctored
Ireland. People in Ore
randeylahey
Most likely
TheFoodDumpster
Actually I've had many times where complete strangers have bought my Tim Hortons and I've done it myself for others. It's for the smile :)
stygyan
I interact this nicely (or better) with strangers.
laNikiNt
Drunk people
bofh420
Minnesota, i would by anyone a Frappuccino that held my hand.
friscodeine
Canada.
H4MM3RSTON3
Well it sure isn't Sweden..
FrankJ7
iPreferBeingCalledSB
I wish to live in such a world so badly!!!
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
I totally can see this happen in Barcelona
MeetCameron
I need to learn Spanish!
Clau88888888
Catalá (OK, Spanish works too).
MeetCameron
98% speak Spanish I read and Catalan was like ~57%
Clau88888888
Sorry, I didn't quite get that (brain in the dryer this morning), but I'm guessing you mean that Spanish and Catalan are very similar :)
Clau88888888
But as a native Spanish speaker, sometimes Catalá is hard to understand for me.
Clau88888888
They so are! Well, they both come from the same places, only Catalá has a bit more French on its side.
Shineupordown
Imagination land
FrauBlucher
The South, probably
APackOfExcitedGingers
So far, I've heard the South, Canada (north), and West, and I'm just sitting here in New England wondering why everyone is so belligerent.
geauxjeaux
Yeah the south or the Midwest.
Deltablue
Agreed - I live in the south and could easily see this happening -
aSeriesofUnlikelyExplanaitons
As a Canadian in the south, I would totally do this.
mokisaur
The south.
davepermen
Dunno, but we have nice weird things like this here, too. Switzerland.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Nobody never bought me anything here tho
galvertez
it would be tim hortons first of all, but it doesn't matter because it's 100% made up
KarakLohr
Sometimes you just happen a groggy bunch of folks in it for the gag
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
You're thinking Tim Hortons
Attacker732
It's what happens when everyone is still too tired to be a horrible person... Almost a numb acceptance while still trying to figure it out.
TheMostSavage
Nah, it would have taken place in a Tim Hortons if that was the case
thereverseapachemaster
If theres one thing I have leanred about Canada, It would be Hortons...
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
I just moved to California and it's weird to me that people aren't friendly to strangers here.
eetsumkaus
depends where. SF and West LA are going to be fairly cold. Orange County and San Diego are much friendlier metros
benifeddy
Lived in West LA for about 5 years. Everyone was friendly to me as a stranger. Definitely warmer than New England.
eetsumkaus
I guess it depends which "West LA" we're talking about. People are definitely gonna be friendlier in like Manhattan Beach etc.
benifeddy
Santa Monica, Westwood, Beverly Hills, Burbank. Manhattan Beach seems like a place you have to be super rich to live at.
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Bay area
eetsumkaus
yep. that'll do it. FWIW, East Bay is IMO warmer than other parts, as well as the North Bay in some places. I'm in the Bay too
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Cool. Just moved to Concord. Working in Pittsburgh.
cutthroatink15
There's Starbucks here?
ambisean
Yes.
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
Tim Hortons
HeadingWest
Her Twitter profile says Washington, DC, so now I know this was fake.
Surefif
I don't fuck with those DC early morning coffee Iines
geauxjeaux
Native Washingtonians are actually pretty nice. However, the city is like 80% transplants so exercise caution in the city.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
When I went on the first date with my now-ex we hugged, the guy walking behind her asked for a hug as well, hugged him too.
karmaforlama
So did you two adopt him?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
No, we should have actually. MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT.
Tx37
aww...
Surefif
Idk if the breakup was bad or good or mutual, but if it involved her cheating I'd find this first date story funny as hell in retrospect
TheLlamaOfGBGoogle
I was just thinking the exact same thing
DotSlashNatalie
No one gives me fucking hugs at starbucks :'( . I feel like that should be their new business model "hugs and coffee".
morphire
As an slight introvert, please no no no
somedoofus
Mugs with hugs.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Starbucks' menu confuses me, otherwise I'd be available for more Starbucks hugs.
IAmACatMeowMeow
I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who looks at their menu like it's in a foreign language
DiedAndHauntingImgur
My coworker offered to give me a lesson in their menu system because I would grab her something on my way in to work. WHY IS THAT NEEDED.
samsonguy920
Next time tell the barista your name is Hug. So when you get your order, you get a Hug. Checkmate.
IAmACatMeowMeow
*hugs*
DotSlashNatalie
stygyan
I hug the baristas every time I go there. Every time.
TheBlackShakes
What about when you go through the drive-through?
stygyan
Well, I don't have a car nor a driving permit, so...
CostaLotmoreOrless
Mexico. We are going to build a wall to keep you Muricans away and you will pay for it too.
Hypercube9
They sell inexpensive walls at... Walmart! *Made in China.
g3istbot
GLHF
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Better to just put a shock collar on every deportee to keep them from coming back...
bigfloppydonkydong
You should have the guy at the city wok build it
bthighlander
I've got $5. Where do I send it?
sumowoman
Use it on drugs and it will end up in Mexico.
iamnotfromexico
Hey don't be like that we got nice things here in Mexico and you are always welcome :)
lhappybirthdayl
That username raises my suspicion
Dekacube
A better place than Canada, this story happened in Imagination.
BurakTG
.
issaaccbb
You made my day, thank you for that haha
somegayguy
Where you burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.
greenking13
Great series, go look up Jack Blank and the Imagine Nation.
GentlemanScientist
The cynics are coming in well this year.
Mariokartexpert
Come with me, and you'll be...
WhereCanYouSeeLions
in a world of pure Imagination.
eloquince
Imaginationland!
InfiniteBreadStickss
Immmmmmaginaaaaaaationnnnnnnn land!
AnJeremyClarkson
That's what we Canadians are, a figment of the world's imagination. Shh.
MyPenisHurtsAfterPoopingFromPushingTooHard
https://marianeris.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/hqdefault.jpg
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Nah.
BCKinetic
/a/7JkqA
redleaderstandingby
Imaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation
LiquidPoo
aaawwww, the noob doesn't know ho to directly link the picture. gorsh that's cute.
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Aww the socially retarded user tried to make a joke & seem intelligent for knowing how to directly link images. Goddamn is that embarrassing
LiquidPoo
Wow. Look at you. So angry over a comment between two strangers, yet I'm the socially retarded one? That is embarrassing.
Zorxoge
The way he did it works just fine. You're just being an ass.
LiquidPoo
You're an ass. You didn't even tell him how to do it. Away with you, useless person.
BCKinetic
You could just tell me.
LiquidPoo
Waiting for you to reply. Didn't want to waste my time with someone that doesn't give a shit.
LiquidPoo
press and hold the image with you finger, you should get a pop-up that asks to either save or share the direct image. choose direct image.
LiquidPoo
Here is the direct link to your image.
LiquidPoo
direct images usually need to end in something like .png .jpeg .gif .gifv Protip-if you need to save something as a .gif, but it's in .gifv
LiquidPoo
if you're using the mobile site, old down on the image again and you should get something like "open image" pop-up. open and copy the link.