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Now we’re here. 13 years ago I was homeless. Then I spent 10 years in Section 8 housing. Today, today I own a home.
EDIT: Most viral?!? Thanks for all of the support! First, we fully intend to change the locks. Second, I could not have done this alone in my area. It took two incomes, the VA loan with a disabled vet, a couple years of hardcore working on credit, saving Xmas bonuses, saving stimmy checks, saving the tax refund, and using a local lender rather than a big bank to do this. Third, I’m a big ole lesbian. The hand you see is of my big ole lesbian wife.
SECOND EDIT: 1) The price on this house is nowhere near 1 million. This is in a rural area. Not everything across the US is the same cost of living as LA, NYC, DC, etc. A friend recently purchased a similar home in WV for only 286k. 2) To better explain my timeline: I was homeless because I was a full blown junkie living in a metropolis. I did a lot of couch surfing and living out of cars. I had an emergency court order that allowed me to enter Section 8. During the 10 years on Section 8, I gradually gained better employment/wages, got clean, and earned two degrees that got me the job that afforded me to buy a home.
sheeeiit
How'd you manage that in 3 years?
pinklady1969
Congratulations x
Respectablecrazy
Curious, was the VA home loan helpful? I'm 100% service connected p&t. Was in same situation 6 yrs ago. Congratulations to you both!
00LimaRomeo
Greetings from Australia. My sincere congratulations to you both. ?
partimevillain
What job?
Lucky246
I'm curious of job and state/country though I'm pretty sure it's the U.S. Looking to build a house...
Elpollolocoo
A big ol Gratz are in order
Lulabel73
Congratulations! Post tips on here how you did it because a lot of people here can’t comprehend how it’s done.
BlueDub
Real nice house fella
AzothTheGuildRat
Damn fine house you got there!!
YaaDude
Heck yeah!
Ryebread91
Ditto. Looks good and got some nice big trees too.
LenzKist74
Now, don't fuck it all up by needing to go to hospital. Good luck with the house! :)
redletterservices
WOWZER!! Congratulations!!? It takes a shitload of work, but as you and your wife have shown, it can be done. GOOD FOR YOU!!??????????
kaibutter
Weeeeeee
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Great work! Dreams do come true.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Internet has broken me, expected the story to be about how I used to be homeless, but I saved up enough to purchase this key
kholli
Is that a Japanese maple in the foreground? They're beautiful trees.
marksmind
This house would cost $1.5-2 million where I live. What does it cost where you live?
thedtp
Fuckin’ nice!
colderfish
How did you get out of homelessness? What do you think would be the first step to helping others do the same?
Emergencybiscuit85
I'm a realtor in Nashville TN. If anyone else wants help or just has any questions about how to become a homeowner message me I love to help
BonesMcCracken
Congrats! Getting to own a home today is insanely difficult and a huge accomplishment. Let alone a beautiful home like that!
clarkieboy
Lesbians have hands now!?! What a time to be alive!
Cayvin
Super proud of you OP and the house is super cute! But can I ask what the green Lorax looking bush is?
letacokiller
We have no idea what it is but we are keeping it!
GabbyJayYay
who's the lady by the window?
jamakenbacon
Which window?
Zacarys
Saw her too ?
GuestChrist
Cute house. I know you'll love it well. And you didn't title your post "I did a thing" . Bless you and your home.
YaaDude
I love your comment.
GuestChrist
Thank you and bless you too.
bpwyndon
I thought I was the only person who thought "I did a thing" was over used and cliche.
Wikipedo
I include it with "sky puppy" and "danger noodle" and "toe beans" etc. Worst is "no this is Patrick" to ANY "is...?" question
MrBoogerPig
I know all of those except sky puppy, is that a bat?
Wikipedo
It is.
hagantic
I too bought a home this week WELL DONE!. It was hard as fuck with all the advantages and privilege I have. So more power to you.
letacokiller
Congratulations to you!!!
SharkoutofWata
Well I don’t think starting from the top is a good way to build a house.
RoscoePSoultrain
What about in Australia?
Missaliceadele
Lezbehonest.. this is awesome!!
phonoodle415
This would cost like 3.5 mill plus i think in my area
Firesofiso
Right? same!
letacokiller
If we stayed in our current area it would be about 800k to a mil. So we went a couple hours out. Prices dropped in half.
pirateluke
Urgh in the uk i have just paid the same for a 3 bed terraced house with no parking
Jawesome19
Now take it from the bank in 30 years and you'll really win!
TheSourceCode95
Don't photograph your keys! Can be remade from a picture. I can read the key code even with this low quality. (Yes top comment tag-along...)
HillCountryRambler
I locksmith, & I can't for the life of me see any designation. The bitting, though, is an issue. Don't photograph the cuts of your keys.
baals
We're not here to take your home. But a reverse mortgage will do just that
mascarpone22
Lets just enjoy the moment for now
pigzunderground
Never. Never stop to enjoy the moment until the game is over. This is how the banks and predators get you, by giving you a moment of bliss
pigzunderground
You let your guard down and these bastards tear you to shreds, it sucks that we love in a society like this but it's fact
Jimmysuploads
How is that winning? 15 years of free money (interest) to the bank, sounds like a shit deal to me
cucharatorcida
Can you say you own your house when there is still a mortgage owed?
Cartographers
You own the liability if something happens on this property so it’s only fair to say you own this house. Congratulations!
cucharatorcida
Cool... Thanks?
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AnAccountToPostThis
"Lol just triple your monthly payment! Its super ez!" Do you have brain damage?
bedframe
Cool cool cool definitely an option for everyone.
pgdave
Interest rates are hella low right now - borrow for as long as you can, invest the difference, you'll come out ahead.
JingleMyKeysHomeboy
Some of us don't live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere, where a house like this would only be 500k.
amoeba15
A house like that in the rural south would be more like 250k
axeypants
Lol i live on vancouver island, a house like this is easy 900k-1.2m
SerialChickenLover
Not all of us are made of money
lurkerevolutioncomplete
jeeps005
still good advice
SerialChickenLover
So is “Don’t be poor” but both are equally useful.
Onsvaltti
Yeah. :D I have severe depression and only get like 600$/ month, minus bills. I could put 20$ on my safe monthly and still be poor at 70y.o.
Erutanmi
Improve the value of the house with simple things like fixing stuff and especially landscaping (lots of feee materials on CL and FB).
Erutanmi
Then wait a year and bump your credit as much as possible, get it appraised, refinance for a 10 year and you’ll likely lower your IR and
Erutanmi
be able to increase your mortgage if you want. Take that mortgage money, invest in low risk, dividend lying stock like J&J. Pay off in 7-8.
Lulabel73
Split your monthly payments and pay every two weeks.
SerialChickenLover
That makes no sense.
Walfas
????? That doesn't reduce the amount of money you pay total.
Lulabel73
That’s right but there are 26 fortnights in a year which is like 13 months. So you do pay extra without it making an impact. Interest is-
Lulabel73
Also depends on how your loan is calculated. Calculated daily charged monthly is where it works. But google it for a better explanation.
imgurmage
Congrats. Pro tip: don't post the key like this as people can duplicate the cut just from the photo.
Skiboards
They might need the address too
ataradov
Picking a lock is way faster than bothering to duplicate the key.
haleygrecoartwork
We don’t know the address though
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
You know how easy Google maps is to use?
delitescency
Do you plan to just click through every street on the planet looking for a house front?
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
I might be wrong, but it looks like the windows are made of glass. This also allows entry to the building
YayItsMillerTime
Judging by the picture those windows are polycarbonate
annonymouse211
Noisy entrance tho.. Maybe he's on a stealth archer build tryin to stay undetected
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
Right, but if you cut a key you can go in a Nd no one will know you went in, instead of smashing a window and making everyone know
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Where I live you could shoot someone and set their house on fire, no one notice or care
FentuckyCriedKhicken
It's hard tho. I have tried enhance the pic and filter out the back. Hued it, pixel still not there. Can make a draft 3d model of the key bu
FentuckyCriedKhicken
But really just one side. The thickness of the key is not possible to precisely predict. Set a common value to it but I doubt it would work.
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Then I presume I could use Google earth and this picture which would be processed through Python, with some APIs to locate you house. I will
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Make a couple of keys to try out, maybe one would work. Yeah man, sleep with a gun now cause I might come to your house and
FentuckyCriedKhicken
At night, and rape you in front of your wife, and then I'm taking all your left over pizzas and beers. And snacks. All of them.
mongoose40
Yep. And from the sun through the leaves they can determine the country, the state, the county, and street address, then they can use 1/
mongoose40
Just basic old currency to buy a plane ticket, they can learn your wake and sleep patterns, figure out your alarm system, and then super 2/
mongoose40
Easily open your door with a key they made from a picture and steal your 36 inch plasma tv from 2011 that’s worth 19 dollars. 3/3
SerialChickenLover
No one is doing this.
jadanks
It’s Super easy to read bidding codes from pictures
MightyZephyr
They can also toss a brick through the window
GDAkula
You're a paranoid lunatic
TitillatingPterodactyl
BtownMountain
Pro tip: just break a fucking window. Sheesh.
RipVanStinkhole
See you in 20 minutes, new best friend
THEmichaelscarn12
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Honestly if someone were able to determine the exact address from this post and replicate that blurry ass key photo, they deserve the loot
NakedGalaxy
& if someone's willing to go that far I'd suspect a stalker before a thief
erroniousmaximus
Does this really ever happen? Are there really people out there making bootleg keys and finding houses posted online to burgle?
Deraj12
Locksmith here - Yes, a key can be recreated from this picture. I can also pick the lock. Internet is full of weird people - don't risk it!
moonweasel
https://imgur.com/bxVsSES
Deraj12
Lol! Brilliant!
Deraj12
And always change your locks when you move to a new home!
ShipOfFate
Done. I already copied the key, broke in, and stole his house. He’s homeless again.
Blackranger3d
GetSmartBeEvil
Lucky246
She*
TheDudeFormerlyKnownAsBro
Bruh!
MissSmoo
adverselypossessed
maincarrot
I just stole it from you haha, first the worst suckaaaaaaa
Thisisallyourfault
Rudeeeee
Funnybanana
I just stole the key
Cucumberclouds
I just stole your heart
ShipOfFate
You need more ambition.
Imnotbehindyou
Haha being judged as a criminal, by a super villian must be harsh.
Battlebladex64
Do we have any sources to a story of this occurring? I always see this same comment. How often do these type break-ins happen?
SerialChickenLover
No. It’s as dumb as those made-up stories about the “new way” sex traffickers are marking vehicles in grocery store parking lots.
schocker28
Almost never, most break ins are by crack heads and they typically do a smash n grab.
moonweasel
I've have copied keys from pictures, house and car keys, but not done anything illegal with it, it's kind of part of what I do
Feksaaargh
Security is a better-safe-than-sorry deal most of the time. Realistically, this attack would never happen. But what if?
Battlebladex64
I get that. If our new home owner friend had that jewel from titanic, sure. I would cross reference his posts to see which city he’s in.
Battlebladex64
Search to city for the house, copy that key. And steal it. For home entertainment equipment. Nah
JustSomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet
If someone has the skill to replicate a key from this photo then they are skilled enough to open it without the key. So it doesn't matter.
nonCanadianGoose
Incorrect, tracing the bidding on a key is really easy compared to picking. One allows access to walk in and out unsuspiciously. Picking >
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nonCanadianGoose
Autocorrect didn’t want to cooperate
UrbanHerbalist
As a person who started, owned and eventually sold my own locksmith company - no.
litelbrown
What about breaking a window?
iamthugnasty
Have you ever actually seen someone try that? Like not in a video where they only show the success. It's still really hard.
alcoholdistributer
It really isn’t that hard, I’ve done a lot of lock work working restaurants and having the bitting key from a photo makes it really easy to
alcoholdistributer
Either fabricate a key or pick more easily if you know the brand of blank to use.
stoutde
The pins are all standard lengths and there's less than ten options. Count the number of variations between highest and lowest pin and
stoutde
Subtract from ten, that gives you the most number of cuts you have to try to have a success. Just make all 3 and walk over.
stoutde
I have done it before.
iamthugnasty
Like I would challenge you to try and trace your own key that you have in your hands and make it work. It's even harder from a pic.
nonCanadianGoose
I’ve done it successfully in a restaurant when a bartender lost the keys & the only other copy was on vacation in Singapore. The worst part>
nonCanadianGoose
> takes a lot long than what the movies or LPL make it seem
IAmTheToastyOhs
Deviant Ollam has some great videos on how this stuff works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbyAc-7Wtv8
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
Most home locks are 5 or 6 pins, no security pins. You wanna be afraid? Look at this:
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readyplayer0ne
I can pick a house lock like that in seconds.
GriffQuizzle
I picked my moms house in under 15 seconds first try. I’m also a novice.