Common Eastern Sailing snek during the Little Creek Reptile Regatta. He took 3rd place. Would of won it, but he crashed into an obstacle coming down the stretch
I used to have a female I could free handle. She was huge but very sweet. The male on the other hand was a psychopath. Speaking of which, I was young and stupid but had many years in the venomous exotic trade. Not proud of it and was flirting with very real danger/psychotic myself. It's not worth it. I got off easy but I've seen terrible necrosis and had friends hospitalized. Don't fuck with wildlife even if it's harmless.
That is one deadly boi. I had a black lab that grabbed a floating snake donut with his mouth while swimming in the river. Was a water moccasin. It bit him on the paw. By the time I could row us back to the boathouse, our lab was nearly unconscious and foaming at the mouth.
I remember the boathouse staff remarking “What a lazy dog” as I carried him to our truck. I remember responding, “He’s been bit by a venomous snake you dumb fucks!”
It was on a Sunday at around 6 pm, after two hours of frantic searching for a veterinary hospital, I drove by a small shack with an old sign that said “veterinarian”.
I banged on the door and someone answered — he said that he was a veterinarian, but that he was closed all day, and had just stopped by (after dinner at his home nearby) to pick something up.
I pleaded with him for help. My dog was unresponsive.
He said he had anti-venom for “cottonmouth” venom. I couldn’t believe it …
The veterinarian set my boi (Pepper) on intravenous drip and administered the anti-venom. He did some other treatments and about an hour later, Pepper regained consciousness.
The recovery was very long — took many months. But Pepper made a full recovery and lived another six years of very good life. He was age six at the time of the incident, and lived to age 12.
Alright: this is purely for the sake of explanation, I didn't choose any of the names involved.
The yelling is an old internet meme typically called "loud nigra". It is audio from an older porn in which the black actor involved makes these vocalizations when ostensibly climaxing.
I apologize for any offense at the information I have relayed.
I appreciate the explanation and can understand why you said that knowledge taints the video. It sounded familiar and I was trying to place it but my brain was trying to say it was from the kid freaking out and trying to shove a remote up his ass in answer.
Calicoastin818
Jesus Christ do NOT unmute
duhqueenmoki
same, snake. Same
UncleToot
He's giving you a healthy warning to stay back while he does his float.
jasondeslin
Yeah, I don't think the person with the camera realizes just how fast a coiled snake can uncoil, or how high they can reach.
CyberHexx
He jus tubin down the river, not doin anyone any harm.
OffStageSpring9
Ha! He's just himing down the river
FuctangularAnomaly
A warning sign that should not be ignored. That is a water moccasin (cottonmouth) a common venomous snake in the US
dawggunner
SAIL
imgurianitarian
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
That's gotta feel good on the jaws
Astramancer
ShadeMeadowsArt
ANGRY WATER TOBOGAN
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
Cottonmouth! The color tells you.
UncleMartha
Aaaa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6nTNO5CsUM
DYLANLEE79
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2R0YWFkZnF2ZDN3emp3Ym1vazZsMWZjc2FuNGtyejlyeDVjOHc2ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ik1SjWiEHKnok/200w.webp
Raisexplay
Unmute..
sh17picker69000420
The name Cotton Mouth makes alot of sense here.
mercbrit
He has made himself into a Dingy!
sonnuvah
It's a boa-t constrictor
Egudahl
Wow, it looks so real /s
BigRedTX
Electricfox5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zhgDsd4P4
VerySmallDuck
You have killed me with your stinky touch!
ChorizoPig
Hog nose snakes are nature's little drama queens.
NeoAcario
snek footy player
kadaeux
Snaymar
ausernamewhat
Monster
Groovechild
Did not know they did that. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXkxbjZ1cmtuaHoyNTlrdzRqeWYzZ2duc3pmbHlseG40ODZ1cXQwayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o84U5tqY7HS3LX9O8/200w.webp
Cuppyycaakes
Nope float!
WillemHellfire
Me too, homey. Me too.
Beefkins
HELP I CANT SWIM
SauceySandwich
Voiceovers suck
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
I am the flotation device
Spiffytown
Two bags of seed? Tch, naw, too good to be true.
ChewyTheWookie
I've stepped over copperheads, and around rattlesnakes, but these mean little nopes send me in the other direction with their pure spite
AdmiralTugmutton
Common Eastern Sailing snek during the Little Creek Reptile Regatta. He took 3rd place. Would of won it, but he crashed into an obstacle coming down the stretch
RimkinRumblenuts
If I could upvote you twice I would. Awesome comment.
ConfederacyOfDunces
(ps in case you care, the correct expression is "would've" which is short for "would have")
Wikipedo
Even if they don't care, that is still the correct expression.
JohnBluehill
*would've
AdmiralTugmutton
Thanks
TexMexHex
Healthy water moccasin right thurr
Maviyakuku
That snake is shoed?
ReelPoop
RIGHT THURR
NerdNerdburger
Oh god I hate that song
brownribbon
What do you suppose Chingy is up to these days? I hope he’s well.
DGeneration92
Lick your fangs when you talking,
Give me a scurr
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Scurr rite Thurr?
plastikb0y
Fr Shrr
SideshowBobsotheravatar
How do they fit on your feet?
eigeress
They just attach painfully, no bending tho!
Gray808
Poorly.
MrStrigidae
I've never seen one respond like that. They're usually more...well aggressive
TexMexHex
I have had 2 chase me. One of the 2 actually crossed a stream to come give me a big Fuck You.
MrStrigidae
I've had them go way out of their way to come after me. They can be pretty ornery
riphenstone
Because they ain't go no toofbrush
4etherling
I used to have a female I could free handle. She was huge but very sweet. The male on the other hand was a psychopath. Speaking of which, I was young and stupid but had many years in the venomous exotic trade. Not proud of it and was flirting with very real danger/psychotic myself. It's not worth it. I got off easy but I've seen terrible necrosis and had friends hospitalized. Don't fuck with wildlife even if it's harmless.
3Davideo
Indeed, consent is mandatory, even when it's with wildlife
Exdeath5000
Me too snek, me too
jjw9
That is one deadly boi. I had a black lab that grabbed a floating snake donut with his mouth while swimming in the river. Was a water moccasin. It bit him on the paw. By the time I could row us back to the boathouse, our lab was nearly unconscious and foaming at the mouth.
I remember the boathouse staff remarking “What a lazy dog” as I carried him to our truck. I remember responding, “He’s been bit by a venomous snake you dumb fucks!”
PCprinciplell
Did your dog make it😢
jjw9
It was on a Sunday at around 6 pm, after two hours of frantic searching for a veterinary hospital, I drove by a small shack with an old sign that said “veterinarian”.
I banged on the door and someone answered — he said that he was a veterinarian, but that he was closed all day, and had just stopped by (after dinner at his home nearby) to pick something up.
I pleaded with him for help. My dog was unresponsive.
He said he had anti-venom for “cottonmouth” venom. I couldn’t believe it …
jjw9
The veterinarian set my boi (Pepper) on intravenous drip and administered the anti-venom. He did some other treatments and about an hour later, Pepper regained consciousness.
The recovery was very long — took many months. But Pepper made a full recovery and lived another six years of very good life. He was age six at the time of the incident, and lived to age 12.
hnngh
JohnSatclaire
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Just waiting to snap off some fingers
CyberHexx
There's a dude who actually found a way to hold snappers that doesn't make them aggressive. And he actually keeps one as a pet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqPvKx86LuI
SmoeAhsolse
Huh, it turns a snapping turtle into a unicorn.
livurz
Knowing what that soundbyte is from ruins so much for me.
schmoo38
.
stonecw
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlN3B2cXNmeGFlcTJoNHl2dXMydjByMHl5c3VpMXFkcjlyNnRncTU5NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw/giphy.mp4
TinManUNITED
I put a brief explanation in reply to another comment on this thread.
Fiacre54
OhIfIMust
Taalii
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ogdm
You're the only one Ive seen brought it up. And it's killing me.
JohnSatclaire
TinManUNITED
Alright: this is purely for the sake of explanation, I didn't choose any of the names involved.
The yelling is an old internet meme typically called "loud nigra". It is audio from an older porn in which the black actor involved makes these vocalizations when ostensibly climaxing.
I apologize for any offense at the information I have relayed.
dobbythehouseelf
There was a video I saw ages ago that used that clip to sound like racecars
CommanderXirlos
Thank you for conveying this information. You are braver than I.
bingotown
Thanks! Good to know in case I’m ever on Jeopardy.
livurz
Thank you. I was starting to think I dreamed it.
Druidhunter77
Ah, this is the one from porn! I thought it was another scream sound. Maybe it is. Idk anymore I just work here
Feralkyn
Oh thank you, I was worried it was something horrible like someone being actively hurt.
Xieko
I appreciate the explanation and can understand why you said that knowledge taints the video. It sounded familiar and I was trying to place it but my brain was trying to say it was from the kid freaking out and trying to shove a remote up his ass in answer.
Xieko
Anger*
LAB1A
By the gods o.o...
I only used the first sound I found on the internet. My bad.
sqeewew
Loooool
Jack0d
I thought people who use this sound clip knew
RollToSaveAgainst
There's your mistake, the internet is for porn
Magnar1183
So grab your dick and double click for porn! Porn! Porn!
Tible19
I knew it was porn as soon as you said it loll
JPRiddles
Yeah that's how explanations work, silly!
Tible19
The original comment goofy