DoesMyBreathSmell
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Dec 14, 2018 10:14 PM
DoesMyBreathSmell
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miserablebastardfromthenorth
You mess with the ducko, you get the fucko
cracklinoatbran
He's always done with everyone's shit. That's pretty much the basis of his character.
thewetdog
He keeps the strap in case things get goofy
MaxReboBand
VarriksTheLoyal
Best duck with a gun
SolaceHaestas
The motherfucker served in the US Armed Forces (no fucking joke, look it up,). He's trained to fuck shit up with a gun.
SpiderDetective
Donald "Bitch you better" Duck
antisniper
Underrated comment.
SpiderDetective
Thank you
athompson1632
The scarecrow was packin heat too.
athompson1632
mentallypsycho
I got into KH when 2 just came out. Figured Id have to wait 3 or so years for a sequel. Jesus christ.
Iheadmn
Maybe with that he won’t die 3 minutes into an encounter...
therockknight1
Kightzeareau
I always liked Donald better then Mickey
Schmuck4hire
What are you?! A completely sensible person or something?!? I bet your favourite Ninja Turtle isn't Leonardo!
dangerousDoc
almost the entirety of the rest of the world agrees with you. Donald is the most popular character in europe
Locolarue
Mickey...mickey mostly just sits there and is an ambassador, Donald actually does stuff.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Mickey is a detective in the comics and incredibly boring. Goofy can fuck off, too. The ducktale crew is where it's at.
ChickenROAR
More relatable.
totalytryingtobeniceroninternets
Donald has seen some shit.
DancesWithHippos
I can hear the Donald Duck voice saying, "By golly, I'm gonna pop a cap in that ass you step up to me and my gang, boy howdy!"
DefenderOfDog
pretty sure its mikey that says by golly. i cant even imagine donald saying it
Amesang
…and now I'm imagining all of the spittle that'd come with him saying that.
NondescriptProtagonist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5b3Otavyo&t=12s
MadDucks
That made my night.
NondescriptProtagonist
Given your username, I'd imagine so haha
shortwarrior
W H I M S Y
zeacorzeppelin10
The wait to to kick some heartless ass caused him to quack a little.
delacruz101
also why is my guy with the shield in the back....what type party has their tank in the back line
Dionysus187
its jsut a gun. no cartoon cute stuff. Looks like a desert eagle kinda
Keyloq
thechiscake
He still won't heal ya
MrShifty
drewcrosby
Damnit, I just spent 5 minutes searching through my gifs for this...
Nize426
I like that he doesn't let any of the shit he accidentally inflicts on himself stop him.
ElCabaro
Adulthood in a sentence
CharColeiscool
Haha great
ChickenROAR
I too wish I could wield gun magic.
RichysImgurName
"You mess with the flock, you get the glock"
TchallaVII
i just can't think of mickey s anything more than evil.
TheHawkRules
Donald’s gonna run up on yo block and let that 40 bang.
Vashdakari
I have a fighting Donald worked into the leather of my holster.
graspee
I have a cross-dressing Donald stitched into the skin of my scrotum.
Vashdakari
Pokegeologist
To be fair, Donald was always one slight away from being done with everyone's shit.
Cabreza
Donald is a war veteran who served as a paratrooper in WW2 and single handedly destroyed an entire Japanese base. Don't fuck with the duck.
Dendrofiili
He was a nazi aswell
Dendrofiili
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM
Ferrumkit
https://youtu.be/eSklmmXDi48 This one, aye?
DanteHicks79
Greatest. Comment. Evar.
ImAManOfCultureAndTaste
Watched it on Betamax decades ago...
vicesat
EIagabalus
magoichi75
That’s some hardcore ptsd right there
Jinxies
Yeah but ... wasn't he also a nazi for a bit there?
JohanWyss
That's pretty hardcore
hotrodlady
I stan
mikeatike
And he was in the merchant marine, might not be military, but pretty badass in the battle of the Atlantic.
Mentalguy15
he was a merchant sailor after the army i think
SecondSince
Merchant marines were friggin' badasses! They pretty much kept the UK alive back then and faced horrible terrible dangers.
mikeatike
Gotta be brave to ride a liberty ship when uboats are running for you.
shortwarrior
Also he was a Nazis
Cabreza
He just dreamed he was one. It was probably why he enlisted to begin with.
shortwarrior
Yeah, I know. Y'all taking it seriously.
Vikernese
Bruh.
Creid233
I like to imagine that all of Kingdom Hearts is Disney canon. In this context, Donald served in WWII as a wizard with Final Fantasy magic.
Creid233
Nuke? Or a duck who knows Ultima?
CoffinFullOfPudding
0% of this is false
AnonOmis1000
I thought he was a sailor, hense the sailor outfit
magmachiller98
Navy Duck
Cabreza
He returned to the service as a naval sailor in 1987. There is no official record of his military activities at the time.
Cabreza
Maybe it was a spec ops cover?
Floridamanmakeslightsaber
Just a disguise man
MushroomFiend
Maybe Marine paratrooper?
illegalacorn
maybe he was coast guard special forces
AnonOmis1000
I dont think those were a thing. Paratroopers were part of the army and marines part of the navy AFAIK
MushroomFiend
During ww2 there was a small unit called the paramarines. They were best known for using johnson rifles and lmgs.
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
im sure Force Recon and MARSOC both have "paratroopers"
Falos
Kaysmira
https://www.headstuff.org/culture/history/disney-studios-war-story-donald-duck-became-sgt/
PowerNeXus
Wait which branch was he in then? Ain’t no Sargents in the Navy...
princesswilly
He was in the Army and promoted to Sargent in 1984. He later joined the Navy in 1987.
Locolarue
Just a single dad trying to make ends meet.
needanamedammit
Uncle actually. Huey Dewey and Louie's are his sister's kids.
Locolarue
Since he's in charge of them and not his sister, he's essentially their father.
TheVegetable
What happened to his sister? DID SHE DIE IN THE WAR?!
needanamedammit
You know, I didn't get very far in the new ducktales series. She was some kind of adventurer and went missing.
delacruz101
but can bullets travel in time
Mistruths
Yeah, at roughly one second per second.
delacruz101
how many phrams is that
Locolarue
Depends on how many schmeckels you got.