jimbobthemonkey
198885
4013
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-edit- Most viral! Finally reached accepted after 6 years. Upvotes for everyone!
Apr 1, 2018 3:20 PM
jimbobthemonkey
198885
4013
111
-edit- Most viral! Finally reached accepted after 6 years. Upvotes for everyone!
graceinsheepsclothing
Now you're liked!
bigapplebaum
Timothy olyphant?
DmanJohnson000
LargeHadronDivider
EIonMusk
They're cyclists, so I would think less than once a year
JustinHalek
up
ebmusicman84
I dunno, once or twice a week. I don't go crazy or anything.
inmotherrussia
Those are rookie numbers
StrongLikeBullSmartLikeTractor
Always upvote sly double entendre. +1
DirtCat
How often? Depends on how many times a day I feel like it.
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
Married, 4-5 times a week.
drgenekreamer
Why is everyone making dumb comments about anything but how hot this dudes wife is?
TheWhiteRat
1 to 5 times a week. The need moves in cycles.
Atemcyph
Who is she? Need more material
natemandoo
Can someone explain for my foreign exchange student?
Maldraek
As often as is necessary and practical.
thorr97
This is one of the results of living a life of celibacy as a priest - you miss some things...
steikewaffel
what's this from?
alwaysupvoteupdog
"Hello I'm H to the Usky, Husky..."
steikewaffel
I though it was him! what's he up to now?
alwaysupvoteupdog
I think he helps Pansino with her videos.
Applewish
There it is, I had to make sure I wasn't the only one
waphles
Laura G on fp???
Mumalot
1-2x a day.... more if I'm sick, idk why but I'm more "active" when I'm sick for w/e reason. OH! COME TO CHURCH?, uhhhh it's been a while.
burtgummersurvivalist
ForTheLoveOfSporks
I give you this for next time.
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burtgummersurvivalist
Thank you kind sir/madam/jar of mayonnaise
BlownByTheMonsignor
Upvoting just for the look on the woman's face
iamwiththeresistance
Those are some rookie numbers...
Toofwess
Gotta take a few days off sometimes for those extra cablammy cablammos.
efemral
It’s over 9,000. My hand hurts.
Mrviewmont72
thelemontreeepisode
At least once a day since I was 12.
SVcross
Fuckin casual
Nexus763
One day, once when I was 12, but uncle George told me to keep quiet about it.
JustM0nika
Alrighty
cosmicbraindroppings
Take a few days off then give it a try, you can thank me after you wash your face off.
SomeRandomArsehole
Took a nine day break once. Next fap was like:
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Zyphus
Y'all need Jesus
DoublevBomb
It's been working great for me.
Xenite79
Dddaaammmnnnn!!
zykelator
1.2 times a day since 8. Way ahead of you m8
silvermoon88
...where does the 0.2 come from
zykelator
well sometimes twice or more a day increases the average.
silvermoon88
reasonable
spacestationnumberfive
TIL I've been responsible for my own orgasm for 35 years.
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
Once every 2-3 days.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Those are rookie numbers, you need to pump those up
VladTheInhaler1
Well he did say at least once. Those are days where he's out and about pumping it out in the bathroom. Every other day is about 5-10.
notamurder
His local church only has one mass a day, except special occasions.
jazzfactory
Do you not know what “at least” means?
albinoALPACA
albinoALPACA
I can't post the link for the sauce but you can PM
Kilsta
pantsinabucket
Sauce on that?
albinoALPACA
A NSFW comic called Dog Days by Jay Naylor
Zelkon527
Pm me link pls?
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Is that motherfuking Jay Naylor?
albinoALPACA
Hell yeah
notanevilgenius
What is this from?
albinoALPACA
A NSFW comic called Dog Days by Jay Naylor
hmanorange1
.
TypicalGayMan
SVcross
I love Jay Naylor
ElbowDeepInAdog
Dog Days? either furry or bestiallity
SnarkyOstrich
I know right? *unzips* How disgusting
albinoALPACA
It's all the same to me. R34? Furry? Straight NSFW? Doesn't matter
meshaal
Disappointingly the former.
macthelost
They really didn’t think that one through
austinwizardforhire
I had trouble thinking of what else that sign could mean...guess we all know how my mind works
ErnestWorthing
A lot of churches gets big crowd for Easter that don’t come to church any other time.
austinwizardforhire
No, I get it...just took me a few minutes.
mac12291
They did think it through, that was the whole point...
Purplehands1
I like to think they really did think this through though hahaha
Greymalum
Yeah, even Jesus likely came more than that while alive.
youfreakinnerd
Many believe he was actually married. I think it makes sense.
AeonQuasars
Mastrubation is a crime - God. There you see all non believers. I made a quote from God. That mean it is true. Checkmate.
Flyndaran
Onanism is often used as an example against masturbation even though the passage is about disobeying god, not wanking.
Greymalum
I am incredibly confused. Masturbation is fine, because you should know your junk and what gets you off.
Flyndaran
Religions never make sense. This shoudln't be news to you.
Flyndaran
shouldn't