Sep 19, 2020 9:08 AM
kjack71405772
132859
3889
23
hijindc
Where's my asian friend
PinkPaz
Wanted to go to school
Lizzy8813
I would never go back to being a kid. I'm much happier as an adult, even when things are rough. Being in control beats childhood everyday.
Private4160
I’m having a hard enough time following Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Simple Man...
waudey912
What they didnt tell me is that nobody likes you after 23 either..
Rodltwo
v
AgentMcSauce
terreMoonWatcher
Smoking, alcohol, and drugs. Fucking adult stealing my innocence. I guess that's what rape will do for you.
RicheTheBuddha
What a drag it is getting old.
itsthevoiceman
I hated being alive then. I hate being alive now. I'll hate it in 40 years, too.
BidonDhuile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvFjDKhyz5Y
andyonetime
You never know it’s the good old days until they are passed.
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
What's my age again came out when I was 23.
Thekindofkindlyman
Wow so they straight told you nobody liked you?
kmikl
No, they told him he should act his age.
Warunix
What was his age again?
Ulthirm
Turning 18 and getting legal right over my body and life was the solely best birthday gift I've ever received in my life. Which isnt hard
I suppose given I refuse to celebrate my birthday due to my family.
invisibulman
I guess this is growing up...
cluckoff
What sucks is when your childhood is so fucked that you have to grow up to escape it and never get the chance to enjoy it.
ChrisThrasher
"I'll get to eat all the cake I want as a grown up!" Body: "Lol. Sure..... "
AeonQuasars
PostMoThoin
The years do in fact start coming and indeed do not stop coming
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
But that's Smashmouth, not Blink 182
DoctahGhostly
Close enough.
zafner
It's a fair approximation
Lobuttomize
Simple plan said life is a nightmare as a kid
FlailosaurNuts
I don't miss being a kid.
BlyroneBlashinton
Yeah it sucks. When I was a kid nobody warned me I will have to interact with so many people I don‘t like.
HeraKJuno
My childhood was pretty horrible. I’m glad I got through it to adulthood.
TamsinVenrith
But no one liked me when I was 23
mallic
Adulthood is awesome. I can go anywhere I want. Do anything I want. Choose who I hang with. Cut negative people out of my life at any time.
I have money and can buy what I want. My apartment is an island of tranquility and comfort.
Mordikay
They really did.
redsmerf
Shouldn't have ordered your adulthood from Wish
pinhero
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
That's ridiculous, if my adulthood was from Wish it would be sex toys and.. drug... paraphernalia.... Ah, beans
BenderRodriguz1010
It's ok, I got mine at the dollar store
joc101
There's a lack of $3 horse dildos and hentai shirts for it to come from wish, still shit though
floofnmeeps
Really? And all I got was a pack of 100 Pusheen stickers
FyestyBB
Correction: *Should have* ordered my adulthood from Wish. Then at least I would've gotten what I paid for
PathologicalLier
well you should order it from aliexpress.. same price but no delivery
SpammaJamma
Everyone: Work Sucks! Blink182: I know!
Rubyredslippers33
Man those Blink-182 songs really hit different now listening back.
MyNameisHousey
They do. They went from banging and fun to corny and worked it's way through corny to extremely sentimental.Same thing happened to Minecraft
mooncactus
She left me roses by the stairs
pandamonstre
Surprises let me know she cares
Giest95
Say it ain't so
ButtProblemTerror
I will not go
IDimmadome
Turn the lights off
RedUNOO
Naah fuck that. Being an adult is much better. I have shit ton of things to deal with but it's on my own terms. + Freedom !!
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
Yeah the freedom to work so you can live and live so you can work /Debby Downer away
Nope, doesn't have to be this way. Depends on your priorities in life. If you want a 9-5 stable job with wife, kids,and vacation then maybe
I know many people can't just break out of that cycle but it's worth a shot. Be smart and work hard and anyone can do it.
charliemartino
It's never on your own terms. Parents are replaced by bosses and bankers
Depends on what you want. Stability or freedom. I have been working freelance since I was 17. Never had a boss nor stability.
But if you're smart and careful with your finance you can survive. I rather have freedom over stability. I know not everyone can do that.
I'm with ya man. Adulthood blows childhood out of the water.
cakeisprettygood
Something something blowing children in water
Joe Biden's leghair would like to know your location.
UwU
SephirothVII
I took her out. It was a Friday night...
unprofessionalplaguedoctor
I understood that reference.
Kralizac
Me too. That username just makes it better.
accordingtochum
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
BisexualPanda
Wow. All these years and I thought it was 'I walked alone to get the feeling right'. Doesn't even make sense really, I'm dumb
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I thought it made sense ; like he paced alone outside the house before the date. To get the feeling of the approach right
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Well, I thought it was “worked alone.” I assumed it was like, fluffing his dick up to get ready to bang. I’m also dumb.
dadshavehobbies
Haha I’ve seen the music video a thousand times over the years and I’m just imagining Mark doing this.
Made sense to me. Lol
TheJoyceisYours
Right there with you...
iAntichristx666
Damn. Same..
PickleDemon5
Yeah I also thought that for the longest time
Pinoniemi
You're not alone. I just learned the correct lyric this year too. Obviously the real lyric makes more sense. Smh
Berticus5000
We started making out and she took off my pants
ImThaLAW
I turned on the TV
scoobydoobydo
And that's about the time she walked awaay from me
tickle4berries
Nobody likes you
Apothalypse
"But" then I turned on the TV
SecondSuffix
Dude ruined it.
hijindc
Where's my asian friend
PinkPaz
Wanted to go to school
Lizzy8813
I would never go back to being a kid. I'm much happier as an adult, even when things are rough. Being in control beats childhood everyday.
Private4160
I’m having a hard enough time following Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Simple Man...
waudey912
What they didnt tell me is that nobody likes you after 23 either..
Rodltwo
AgentMcSauce
terreMoonWatcher
Smoking, alcohol, and drugs. Fucking adult stealing my innocence. I guess that's what rape will do for you.
RicheTheBuddha
What a drag it is getting old.
itsthevoiceman
I hated being alive then. I hate being alive now. I'll hate it in 40 years, too.
BidonDhuile
BidonDhuile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvFjDKhyz5Y
andyonetime
You never know it’s the good old days until they are passed.
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
What's my age again came out when I was 23.
Thekindofkindlyman
Wow so they straight told you nobody liked you?
kmikl
No, they told him he should act his age.
Warunix
What was his age again?
Ulthirm
Turning 18 and getting legal right over my body and life was the solely best birthday gift I've ever received in my life. Which isnt hard
Ulthirm
I suppose given I refuse to celebrate my birthday due to my family.
invisibulman
I guess this is growing up...
cluckoff
What sucks is when your childhood is so fucked that you have to grow up to escape it and never get the chance to enjoy it.
ChrisThrasher
"I'll get to eat all the cake I want as a grown up!" Body: "Lol. Sure..... "
AeonQuasars
PostMoThoin
The years do in fact start coming and indeed do not stop coming
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
But that's Smashmouth, not Blink 182
DoctahGhostly
Close enough.
zafner
It's a fair approximation
Lobuttomize
Simple plan said life is a nightmare as a kid
FlailosaurNuts
I don't miss being a kid.
BlyroneBlashinton
Yeah it sucks. When I was a kid nobody warned me I will have to interact with so many people I don‘t like.
HeraKJuno
My childhood was pretty horrible. I’m glad I got through it to adulthood.
TamsinVenrith
But no one liked me when I was 23
mallic
Adulthood is awesome. I can go anywhere I want. Do anything I want. Choose who I hang with. Cut negative people out of my life at any time.
mallic
I have money and can buy what I want. My apartment is an island of tranquility and comfort.
Mordikay
They really did.
redsmerf
Shouldn't have ordered your adulthood from Wish
pinhero
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
That's ridiculous, if my adulthood was from Wish it would be sex toys and.. drug... paraphernalia.... Ah, beans
BenderRodriguz1010
It's ok, I got mine at the dollar store
joc101
There's a lack of $3 horse dildos and hentai shirts for it to come from wish, still shit though
floofnmeeps
Really? And all I got was a pack of 100 Pusheen stickers
FyestyBB
Correction: *Should have* ordered my adulthood from Wish. Then at least I would've gotten what I paid for
PathologicalLier
well you should order it from aliexpress.. same price but no delivery
SpammaJamma
Everyone: Work Sucks! Blink182: I know!
Rubyredslippers33
Man those Blink-182 songs really hit different now listening back.
MyNameisHousey
They do. They went from banging and fun to corny and worked it's way through corny to extremely sentimental.Same thing happened to Minecraft
mooncactus
She left me roses by the stairs
pandamonstre
Surprises let me know she cares
Giest95
Say it ain't so
ButtProblemTerror
I will not go
IDimmadome
Turn the lights off
RedUNOO
Naah fuck that. Being an adult is much better. I have shit ton of things to deal with but it's on my own terms. + Freedom !!
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
Yeah the freedom to work so you can live and live so you can work /Debby Downer away
RedUNOO
Nope, doesn't have to be this way. Depends on your priorities in life. If you want a 9-5 stable job with wife, kids,and vacation then maybe
RedUNOO
I know many people can't just break out of that cycle but it's worth a shot. Be smart and work hard and anyone can do it.
charliemartino
It's never on your own terms. Parents are replaced by bosses and bankers
RedUNOO
Depends on what you want. Stability or freedom. I have been working freelance since I was 17. Never had a boss nor stability.
RedUNOO
But if you're smart and careful with your finance you can survive. I rather have freedom over stability. I know not everyone can do that.
mallic
I'm with ya man. Adulthood blows childhood out of the water.
cakeisprettygood
Something something blowing children in water
mallic
Joe Biden's leghair would like to know your location.
cakeisprettygood
UwU
SephirothVII
I took her out. It was a Friday night...
unprofessionalplaguedoctor
I understood that reference.
Kralizac
Me too. That username just makes it better.
accordingtochum
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
BisexualPanda
Wow. All these years and I thought it was 'I walked alone to get the feeling right'. Doesn't even make sense really, I'm dumb
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I thought it made sense ; like he paced alone outside the house before the date. To get the feeling of the approach right
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Well, I thought it was “worked alone.” I assumed it was like, fluffing his dick up to get ready to bang. I’m also dumb.
dadshavehobbies
Haha I’ve seen the music video a thousand times over the years and I’m just imagining Mark doing this.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Made sense to me. Lol
TheJoyceisYours
Right there with you...
iAntichristx666
Damn. Same..
PickleDemon5
Yeah I also thought that for the longest time
Pinoniemi
You're not alone. I just learned the correct lyric this year too. Obviously the real lyric makes more sense. Smh
Berticus5000
We started making out and she took off my pants
ImThaLAW
I turned on the TV
scoobydoobydo
And that's about the time she walked awaay from me
tickle4berries
Nobody likes you
Apothalypse
"But" then I turned on the TV
SecondSuffix
Dude ruined it.