They tried

Sep 19, 2020 9:08 AM

kjack71405772

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Where's my asian friend

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanted to go to school

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would never go back to being a kid. I'm much happier as an adult, even when things are rough. Being in control beats childhood everyday.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m having a hard enough time following Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Simple Man...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What they didnt tell me is that nobody likes you after 23 either..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smoking, alcohol, and drugs. Fucking adult stealing my innocence. I guess that's what rape will do for you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a drag it is getting old.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hated being alive then. I hate being alive now. I'll hate it in 40 years, too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You never know it’s the good old days until they are passed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's my age again came out when I was 23.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wow so they straight told you nobody liked you?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, they told him he should act his age.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What was his age again?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turning 18 and getting legal right over my body and life was the solely best birthday gift I've ever received in my life. Which isnt hard

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose given I refuse to celebrate my birthday due to my family.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess this is growing up...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What sucks is when your childhood is so fucked that you have to grow up to escape it and never get the chance to enjoy it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'll get to eat all the cake I want as a grown up!" Body: "Lol. Sure..... "

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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The years do in fact start coming and indeed do not stop coming

5 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 7

But that's Smashmouth, not Blink 182

5 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 3

Close enough.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

It's a fair approximation

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Simple plan said life is a nightmare as a kid

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't miss being a kid.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it sucks. When I was a kid nobody warned me I will have to interact with so many people I don‘t like.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My childhood was pretty horrible. I’m glad I got through it to adulthood.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

But no one liked me when I was 23

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adulthood is awesome. I can go anywhere I want. Do anything I want. Choose who I hang with. Cut negative people out of my life at any time.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I have money and can buy what I want. My apartment is an island of tranquility and comfort.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They really did.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't have ordered your adulthood from Wish

5 years ago | Likes 601 Dislikes 3

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

That's ridiculous, if my adulthood was from Wish it would be sex toys and.. drug... paraphernalia.... Ah, beans

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's ok, I got mine at the dollar store

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a lack of $3 horse dildos and hentai shirts for it to come from wish, still shit though

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Really? And all I got was a pack of 100 Pusheen stickers

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Correction: *Should have* ordered my adulthood from Wish. Then at least I would've gotten what I paid for

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well you should order it from aliexpress.. same price but no delivery

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone: Work Sucks! Blink182: I know!

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Man those Blink-182 songs really hit different now listening back.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They do. They went from banging and fun to corny and worked it's way through corny to extremely sentimental.Same thing happened to Minecraft

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She left me roses by the stairs

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Surprises let me know she cares

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Say it ain't so

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will not go

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turn the lights off

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naah fuck that. Being an adult is much better. I have shit ton of things to deal with but it's on my own terms. + Freedom !!

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Yeah the freedom to work so you can live and live so you can work /Debby Downer away

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nope, doesn't have to be this way. Depends on your priorities in life. If you want a 9-5 stable job with wife, kids,and vacation then maybe

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know many people can't just break out of that cycle but it's worth a shot. Be smart and work hard and anyone can do it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's never on your own terms. Parents are replaced by bosses and bankers

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Depends on what you want. Stability or freedom. I have been working freelance since I was 17. Never had a boss nor stability.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But if you're smart and careful with your finance you can survive. I rather have freedom over stability. I know not everyone can do that.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm with ya man. Adulthood blows childhood out of the water.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Something something blowing children in water

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joe Biden's leghair would like to know your location.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UwU

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took her out. It was a Friday night...

5 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 3

I understood that reference.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Me too. That username just makes it better.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

5 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Wow. All these years and I thought it was 'I walked alone to get the feeling right'. Doesn't even make sense really, I'm dumb

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I thought it made sense ; like he paced alone outside the house before the date. To get the feeling of the approach right

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, I thought it was “worked alone.” I assumed it was like, fluffing his dick up to get ready to bang. I’m also dumb.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha I’ve seen the music video a thousand times over the years and I’m just imagining Mark doing this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made sense to me. Lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right there with you...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. Same..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I also thought that for the longest time

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're not alone. I just learned the correct lyric this year too. Obviously the real lyric makes more sense. Smh

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We started making out and she took off my pants

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I turned on the TV

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And that's about the time she walked awaay from me

5 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Nobody likes you

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

"But" then I turned on the TV

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Dude ruined it.

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