weird orgy o.O i'm not trying to be mean or judgmental to clarify this, but this is among the weirdest stuff i seen being done in a huge group in public while everyone is recording & watching like it's a normal sunday event...
This isn't massage, this is what are the weirdest positions I can put someone through without hopefully dislocating something. And what the fuck is that music.
Shhhh..... Just relaaaxxxxxx..... *melds mediocre massaging with soft core erotica dancing and achieving a C- in both categories, but first place overall because I did the thing with your tailbone that judges thought was impossible. But it wasn't. Not anymore. You're welcome, and the ambulance is on their way.*
This is Acupressure massage, and it is wonderful. My massage therapist does not climb all over the table, but keeps his feet on the floor. I also like Acupressure on the bottoms of my feet, but I enjoy the full body version better.
Well yeah, but not some random masseuse in a room full of people... and not doing those weird yanking movements to the arms with a pole. Gonna take a hard pass on that one
I see a lot of bullshit happening. Medically questionable bullshit. Medically dangerous bullshit. Or are the "judges" judging the tenderness of the patients? And why do people feel the urge to turn everything into a competition?
Manual therapy is also part of physical therapy, so it's not all 'bs'. There are situations where treating a symptom can help the patient also fight the underlying causes better. That's why you should see a physical therapist and not a chiropractor, though. Chiropractors have no real medical training and don't understand when manual therapy makes sense and when it doesn't. Btw, what cracks (hopefully) isn't your spine, it's gas bubbles popping which allows the muscles to move more freely.
My PT recommends I see a chiropractor when I have a flare-up, because the chiropractor can resolve the immediate symptoms and I can get in to one same-day while PTs here are scheduling at least a month out
Bojovnik84
Probably not recommended, but man, does my back want that.
StonesTwice
Sign me up!!
MrHappySmiles
This is what’s missing from my life!! A masseuse who can surf me…
chrisckelly
I wonder if they get to select their clients or if they’re randomly selected.
Snezko
weird orgy o.O i'm not trying to be mean or judgmental to clarify this, but this is among the weirdest stuff i seen being done in a huge group in public while everyone is recording & watching like it's a normal sunday event...
stonecoldstevebuschemi
I'll join
sharkiesharkie
I want to be the limp person with the best massager so I can win gold by doing nothing
theskepticinme
I had no idea this existed. People can be very strange
tommiCookieHero
Hetero sex is weird
LMTMFA
This isn't massage, this is what are the weirdest positions I can put someone through without hopefully dislocating something. And what the fuck is that music.
purplememekurator
Its Shiatsu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiatsu?wprov=sfla1
craigfraggle
Some of these look like pro wrestling submissions, that last one just needed a *woo* first
gimmethatbecks
Ok but for real, what is this? What are the criteria they’re being judged on? Why is there an inherent sensuality? I’m so confused
purplememekurator
Its shiatsu massage https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiatsu?wprov=sfla1
Lulabel73
SharkoutofWata
I’m pretty sure she killed that man when he went all pretzel. That is an unresponsive dude.
nickelsass
On todays agenda of “fuck my shit up” meeting
Broadway2
Bet this guy plays in the NFL
BlackTrashTiger
subkava
Happy ending semi finals?
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
Dude laying down is already asleep, lmao!
royalferal
He looks disturbing "relaxed", like he isn't raising his arms or anything to consent to that weird arm back bend
SchuKadaj
you sure he's asleep and not just... unconscious
THEmichaelscarn12
maverickdomme
Source?
gamejeepboi
https://youtu.be/jgpIQZniAWM
crespomodesto
Gotta use the sound from that MJ scene he stompin he feet
Guestmod
Better than the one from American History X
theskepticinme
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMzZmNDI3bnoyazdzN2NjajFxYmMyZ25rYnU2OHdndzRyYWFxMDB2ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZtPpu0OcPz4EE/giphy.mp4
hergurh
this one?
crespomodesto
yeah lol
petonious
He's dead Jim. Damnit Jim I'm a mechanic not a doctor.
SauceySandwich
Here's $40 , fuck me up
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Is this massage or a karate offshoot?
ThanatosElNyx
Looks like the Walls of Jericho!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yes
RedSkizzers
Why are the judges doing it? Shouldn't they be judging it? I'm so confused.
Decitron
Maybe they're judging how limber and stuff the subjects are post stretch?
MelodyLightfoot
Sometimes Judges do exhibitions.
ryecurry9000
This is really weird
maincarrot
Shhhh..... Just relaaaxxxxxx..... *melds mediocre massaging with soft core erotica dancing and achieving a C- in both categories, but first place overall because I did the thing with your tailbone that judges thought was impossible. But it wasn't. Not anymore. You're welcome, and the ambulance is on their way.*
thinkybrainpains
*snorts flexeril
thinkybrainpains
Having an audience in the stands is what makes it super creepy 🤪
Neednoggle
I mean this in the nicest, most respectful way possible, but, what the fuck?
TopBananna999
This is Acupressure massage, and it is wonderful. My massage therapist does not climb all over the table, but keeps his feet on the floor. I also like Acupressure on the bottoms of my feet, but I enjoy the full body version better.
squelcheswetly
It looks like parts of Thai massage, the feet and the leg bending but then it gets wild.
normalperson123
It reads to me as one part dance and one part wrestling.
ZOMGNO
I'm not the only one, right? I do not want someone on top of me during a massage. Yuck.
2Soon4Baboon
Maybe if we both naked
ZOMGNO
Well yeah, but not some random masseuse in a room full of people... and not doing those weird yanking movements to the arms with a pole. Gonna take a hard pass on that one
2Soon4Baboon
I do not like the weird yanking movements
LordLchaim
I’ll take yours
shehdbeuebw738373
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2l1MjQ3NGQzODBxNGRtcWZ1cDFidWhpajZ4OGM4dHVnZGppdWwybyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/G4Ihli2UThrBS/200w.webp
stronomer
I see a lot of bullshit happening. Medically questionable bullshit. Medically dangerous bullshit. Or are the "judges" judging the tenderness of the patients? And why do people feel the urge to turn everything into a competition?
Froggie243
I volunteer to be tenderized
BruceMane
all this spine cracking bs really angers me. Chiropractors should be banned.
billymaditsdone
Oh god, yes. And the ones that specialize in animals to maximize views deserve eternal damnation.
itsokimaussie
Can we get rid of religion at the same time? They're both fairy tale bullshit with no benefit to a sane person.
Zottel89
Manual therapy is also part of physical therapy, so it's not all 'bs'. There are situations where treating a symptom can help the patient also fight the underlying causes better.
That's why you should see a physical therapist and not a chiropractor, though. Chiropractors have no real medical training and don't understand when manual therapy makes sense and when it doesn't.
Btw, what cracks (hopefully) isn't your spine, it's gas bubbles popping which allows the muscles to move more freely.
BruceMane
so go to a trained pt and let him do the manual therapy
Zottel89
Exactly as I wrote, yes.
WellAckchually
My PT recommends I see a chiropractor when I have a flare-up, because the chiropractor can resolve the immediate symptoms and I can get in to one same-day while PTs here are scheduling at least a month out
isthisjunkmail
Competitive massage?
gamejeepboi
Source, in case you want to try to figure out what it's about (don't ask me, I only found it): https://youtu.be/jgpIQZniAWM
ironman3010
My thought exactly.
Vungor
Is it before or after the ranked competitive sex?
makingthingsthatareimportant
Nuru
fromages
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NHRpOTl0NDd0cWFkODNyaHZ5NjFocWFsMjU4MmkzZ3FkaHdpZ2dkNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/13jV1X6tgwm3i8/200w.webp
TheRicM
Nah, I'm good, but thanks for offering
D3S3RT
Yes, MCWT, Massage championship world tour. Here is an example from a different participant: https://youtu.be/V7Faq9rz67o?si=dZ6LbWzfGV3nOyfu
harthram
Competitive corpse preparation.
drizztx
That mortis is not gonna un-rigor itself.
TheOceanographer
Soon on The Ocho! if is almost an sport, we go it!
Schau
theoriginalgiga
Like a month ago I found out the Ocho is real and in fact they have dodgeball on that channel.
Makro57
Yeah, to see who comes first
xantous4201
Run a competing competition where the person getting massaged tries not to cum. last to cum wins that competiton.
mikeatike
I guess it depends on if the massagers or the massagees are the competitors.
xantous4201
The massagers would be in the "make them cum competiton" and the masagees would be in the "dont cum" competiton. both going on at the same time.
mikeatike
Oh its like a asymmetrical competition.
I'd be lousy at both of these.:(