MrAngryEyes
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Aug 4, 2025 2:51 PM
MrAngryEyes
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Sageypie
#31 I mean, they're out there, they just keep their damned mouths shut about it. That's it. Generations of conditioning women about how they cant be open about sex or enjoying sex .while telling men that they can be open about it, has led to women generally not talking about their kinks, while men are *loud* about that shit, especially with the stuff that they should probably keep to themselves.
captainfakeypants
#48 You criminal - how can you post Flight of the Conchords "Business Time" without audio?!!
MayMayz4DayzYo
#34 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcnVzcHRoM3ZlcmRwZjE5cHRoYXhkcDBpYmIxeDlnejU4cjJrZGY2eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K/200w.mp4
JayDeeDubs
#23
This position
3Davideo
Inb4 "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!"
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Chuckled a few times. Stole a few. Quality dump!
circlebreaker
#40
red411
#1
ItsActuallyDavidNow
BrokenAnimal
#2 Do you want papercuts on your dick?
Because that's how you get papercuts on your dick.
ninjafartball
pnersvfu
Story time?
BrokenAnimal
Thankfully I've never been that needy, and common sense has stopped me from some potentially scarring experiences.
Well, except for a couple of exes. Common sense left town a few times there.
ninjafartball
archer reference
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
#48
TexMexHex
#24 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmhpZmRqcGdxbnI0bGRoenhxNGV6MmliOWFmN3lrdWh1c2d4YWhudSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10JhviFuU2gWD6/200w.webp
7thor8thcaw
Absolutely eeeeerotic!
SirSamuelVimesTheCat
#1 and I still wouldn't get it
StarscreamAndHutch
#1
ninjafartball
Just because
implosion3
#11 for a dude.. that might be one of the best feelings ever
ninjafartball
Unlike finishing solely in your own jizz
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
#3
ninjafartball
Just wear a condom
PimpoMatic
#1 That's Crazy sex girl material. You might not leave the room alive when she is done with you.
shadow351
#22 Really? "Unexpected item in shagging area" was RIGHT THERE
UseTheSource
#48 great song by Flight of the Concords: Business Time https://youtu.be/mhN93rFZuJs
cmdshift3
#47 12?!? I feel strange for finding this out with that “truth or dare” group of kids in 4th grade (9 years old). That’s when I found out girls (not just grown women) have different parts than boys. Is this yet another subject to discuss with my therapist?
kamui9460
#1 julianheels. Thank me later
MechaNinja
I'm like 89% sure other porn workers have walked down this hallway and it's been on Imgur.
drewgaluga
Also @purplejulii
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
doot
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Can I just thank you now? Or does it have to be later?
kamui9460
You can!
Shoutrr
don't thank him, her name is juliana novak, so unless you have a shoe fetish, search this one
greakel
UncleScarwasright
#15. "A man's got to know his limitations". - Harry Callahan
lozeldatkm
#6 ok but €20 isn't $20...
austinwizardforhire
#27 pretty sure my neighbors three doors down heard me laughing at that one
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
#43 Furry look down there
MayMayz4DayzYo
#44 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbmxyOXVkOHVkczUzMmZsMnZnMmVtMWYxYnYyZXhseDg3cm1vdnpsbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aYHs7vbVFViZa/200w.mp4
circlebreaker
#5 NSFW
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
#39 this is called being a service top, but also yes.
Sugarbritches21
Annnd favorited. Thank you @op
amp99
#1
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2hmNGxzcGFwYXQ5MmdvNmJ4N2tnYWNzem40cG52bTJ6anMzdjBpeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1Y6ezPvk8kztw1os9C/200w.webp
Colopty
OldButAlsoTired
ninjafartball
hereforthebewbs
retepronnoco
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZHNncTRoamQ1dGt3M2p6d3NsYzUxbDBxMTYwd2VyZmZhdzRsZ2w3biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g/200w.mp4
maincarrot
Uhhh. Yeah. It's even alright. Yup.
I can fix attitudes. Attitudes are just behaviours. Behaviours are learned. Traits however. You can't teach traits. Traits are those things that allow people to have the oral vacuum strength of our universe.
fastjeff
But can she suck out a kidneystone, that's the important question people seem to be missing.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
How's that an MP4 if it's a JIF?
eleanorugby
it pronounced jif
080080
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWxoeDI0enBhcnM5cmVybnc0YzUxcmtjb2h2dXAxODd3eXkybmFrMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/t7DK1nasxBaDa9mRdC/200w.webp
ChernoGamma
TSeventhSon
If you would have asked me 1 minute ago, I would have genuinely believed this impossible.
DrSchlepenstein
I get the feeling she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose or the the chrome off a trailer hitch.