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Smooth landing
Feb 22, 2018 6:32 PM
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PakistaniDenzel
Those eyes are burning
howsarcasmbecameme
Like a glove
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That dude just got sand behind his eyeballs.
PUNKem733
Skin imperfections? Not anymore, also not much skin left at all.
mawmac
Microdermabrasion
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
I'm being overly-serious about this, but the more fails I see, the more I shrug and figure "Hell, at least they tried."
burtgummersurvivalist
blessedarethecheesemakers
gimking
Oooh, a penny.
HULKSMASHMOUTH
SAND! https://media.giphy.com/media/Mir5fnHxvXrTa/giphy.gif
ImCranky
I don’t sport-was that what he was trying to do?
CuBANthunder69
VaardArk
Dat breakdancing at the end
Bytch
He deaded.
ImprovedLoungewear
Water that face plant, it's all dried out
juffowup00
Next step: plant seeds
CrankyCannoli
Camarrata
As he jumped I was hoping he'd land on his head. I'm a terrible person :)
DrSharkbite
zanzeh
Wut? Magic!!! A witch!
MrBassoonBro
I think they use sound waves to make it wibbly wobbly bibbly bubbly
charlesismyninja
It's just air my dude
EvilMonkey12
Mmm I love liquidized sand! All you have to do is add jets of air
Un0riginalComment
Feckin monster Hunter physics
EternalAegis
Could I have done better? No. Am I still going to laugh at him? You can bet your socks I will
HellFireBeardMan
a coarse landing
Kundalinikidd
That's one way to get some facial exfoliation
TheNLK
Comes with scratched corneas and dry mouth too.
Falonefal
Or facial degloving. Don't look it up, anyone.
ProphetofEntropy
some eye ball ablation
Silverwingedfluff
"No, Rob, we said LIGHT exfoli- well, at least he used the beach this time."
MatrimBloodyCauthon
*Rob flips into pavement* "Well, there he goes."
alcoholyouback
ostrich-man ostrich-man, does whatever an ostrich can
LSparkles
I'd watch it. Ostrich are fast af and mean and dangerous and quite murderous. Go on Ostrich Man do yer thing.
Cocoarico
+1 for the TMBG reference
sebasistan
I've gone full circle in being cynical. First you wish gifs like this are fails. Then they all were fails. Then they became to be wins again
sebasistan
And now I don't honestly no longer know what to expect or even what to wish a gif to be...
jblagow11
Get a metal detector asshole .
92King
jhaney37
MooseWithANoose
Is this Darude - Standstorm?
justforth
badum tsk!
misscarparty
find anyting? l
HsuDoNihm
Yep. Sand behind his eyelids.
Fleggy
Oh look! A penny!
Jakethesnake357
We ain't found shit!
AStruggler
Perfection
Jakethesnake357
Perfection would be if I had a gif to go along with it but I'm lazy
Jakethesnake357
TheBluthStairCar
Are we being too literal?
Jakethesnake357
Of course not, he told us to comb the desert and we're combing it
NerdN1
Of course he's smooth, he just sanded all the roughness from his face.
kah929
I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
AisforApple
I hope your wife dies of sadness
justforth
lol!
LSparkles
Are you guys friends and this is some weird inside joke?
AisforApple
He was quoting Anakin Skywalker from Episode II, lol.
LSparkles
Ohhhhh. Thank you for telling me! Please accept this kitten as a thank you