Shout out Ashely Simpson

Nov 19, 2021 12:39 PM

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Strangely, the same applies to prostitution.

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Jessica had something Ashley didn't... Yes, I went there. We all thought it

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Ray J

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Haylee duff tried it out too

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Lookin' at YOU, Michael Jackson ...

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This is not a feature of the early 2000s, that's just how nepotism works.

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Also not unique to showbiz by any means. Having a connected family member helps to get a job in just about every industry.

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80s were even nicer

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I thought the karate kid reboot was okay. Not great, but okay. Honestly, that's probably more success than most kids could muster.

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If you were a movie star in the 80s, your untalented kids have definitely been given a shot at stardom and failed miserably by now.

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The best way to be successful is to start out rich and well connected.

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Bee Gees had that going on.

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Until cocaine...

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It’s a helluva drug

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The Band Vended, which is a new band, consists of the son's of Slipknot band members Corey Taylor and Shawn “Clown” Crahan

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Didn't even know those two were dating...

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I took this at face value at first....

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Britneys sister

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I don't know much about contemporary R&B but I don't have anything bad to say about Solange Knowles.

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I mean, we got Wanda the Scarlet Witch from a similar deal.

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Pieces of Me(at).

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The Skipper effect

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Barbie's little sister ... ???

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Jaimee Spears became an actor I don't remember her attempting to sing tho

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I loved Zoey 101, then she got pregnant.

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I think she might have had a single song that did mediocre. & has been mooching off her sister's success since 2008.

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For a 2013 release, that is some late 90s, early 00s cover art, good lord

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Hood Lorde. Yayaya

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sorry not sorry v

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This is why they don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama.

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...holy shit

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She post this from the future?

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Went looking for somebody who noticed this too.

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the US and Canada are basically the only places that use MM/DD/YYYY format. EVERYONE ELSE writes dates DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY-MM-DD.

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Pretty sure it’s only the ya is that have it like that. Could be wrong but I doubt it.

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Canadian standard is day first. We just share a border with a weird country.

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Isn’t Miley Cyrus’s brother famous now?

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I’m old as fuck and confused. Don’t listen to me. For some reason I thought Kid Leroy was her brother.

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Wasn't Miley already the kid of some singer?

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Billy Ray Cyrus ... she's the one who got her chance because of a famous relative

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He had a popular band over a decade ago. Not sure if it’s still around. I did a music video for them around 2008 maybe?

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Not if you are still referring to him as her brother.

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I’m old.

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The fact that you're asking that and calling him "Miley Cyrus' brother" kind of answers your question.

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Didn't Miley Cyrus' dad get famous off her coat-tails ... ??

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please tell me you're joking! he was worldwide famous before she was born (with one of the most annoying songs of all time)

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Ah yes, the old "hyperlink off-site to a gif"....on Imgur, an image hosting platform that displays Imgur-based gifs in comments...

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Can you show me where that gif is on Imgur? Thanks! Otherwise fuck off. Thanks!

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Her sister Noah has a very successful singing career. Her voice is similar with more high range than Miley https://youtu.be/dUuJDv4VdYA

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Trace Cyrus also has a successful music career.

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Who the fuck is Trace Cyrus? I legitimately thought this thread was people mixing up the gender of Noah Cyrus.

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I didn't even know who tf Noah was - thought people were mixing up Trace's gender.

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Huh. Maybe it’s just cause my wife is into her music, but I thought she was pretty famous.

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I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that

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Not just sister. That one backstreet boy's little brother tried too.

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Aaron Carter

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Aaron Carter in the house!

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Aaron AND Leslie Carter tried too, didn't they?

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Andy Gibb.

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My daughter goes to school with that "one backstreet boys" son

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Aaron Carter. Cool guy. Got to meet him down town on 6th street Austin Tx. He is a really good dj as well. There is a photo floating around.

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That makes his issues all the more sad. :(

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Agreed.

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Island bpyyyy... Fucking garbage shit...

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And now he has an onlyfans and it is WILD.

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He likes candy

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Dannii Minogue

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Dannii was before Kylie.

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maybe depending on where you live ... i was a kid in Melbourne during those years, and Kylie was who I heard of first

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I was wrong about that.

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He did ok iirc. Until his mental issues started and he turned unpleasant

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you guys forgot the twin sisters from B*witched. THey're the younger sisters of Boyzone's Shane Lynch,

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And britneys sister.

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Jamie Lyn has a decent acting career doing fun sitcom shows. I enjoyed Young and Hungry.

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Jamie lynne?

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Hey, he beat Shaq fair and square

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But they both got flattened by the Batmobile…

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At least they got avenged by Abraham Lincoln.

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But he ran away when Optimus Prime showed up

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Yeah but Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus prime the way scruff mcgruff took a bite out of crime

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Aaron Carter?

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Slam dunk the funk.

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Aaron Carter.

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He beat Shaq y’know.

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Until they both got flattened by the Batmobile.

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Néw kids on the block and marky mark Wahlberg. A bit earlier

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Maky Mak?

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Actually within the group too. Jordan Knight’s parents said if you want him you have to take Johnathon too (older brother this time though).

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... and the Fun Bunch. Never forget the Fun Bunch.

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But it was the FUNKY bunch. Did YOU forget about them? I hope you at least didn’t forget about Dre.

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Underrated comment

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I think it was Marky mark and the Fun Boy Three

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I need to talk to you about a... business... venture.

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What a trainwreck.

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Not as bad as Daphne Aguilera.

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Yikes

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They really needed that old timey hook to drag her off the stage.

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https://youtu.be/p6xnLSWbYhw

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Perfection.

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Good recovery, I don't think anyone noticed!

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Thank you for reminding me of her legendary career murder on SNL, 2004. I watched that career die on live TV

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Oh my god…………

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Thing is SNL wants everything live, so everything would have been checked before hand, someone screwed her over badly.

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Omg I remember watching that...... Was it really 04? Wow

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I feel asleep and missed this bit when this episode aired originally and again when it when repeated a few weeks later.

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You mis-spelled career *suicide* ...

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It also does again at the Orange Bowl in Florida

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Oooofff

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Poor kid. That was hard to watch.

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This sucked so much for her, she's actually not a bad singer.

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I remember watching that. I was like "What the hell did I just watch?"

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At the end of the episode she blamed it on the band for playing the wrong song.

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But why was the voice piped in? That still doesn't make any sense.

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My guess some singers use it to lip sync, others for a double track effect, or to be able to pitch to it if they have a scratchy throat

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Guess the train hit her.

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I can't believe they didn't just cut to a bumper card and commercial and come back saying there were technical difficulties

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This was on purpose

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Acted shitty to the wrong producer is my guess. He just sat there and let it ride.

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You'd think after Sinead O’Connor’s protest (she turned out correct in the end), they'd have a scram button. The producer let this happen.

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That fucking dance lol

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Didn’t family guy do a skit on this ?

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Only if The Simpsons did one first ...

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Ooooooold man riiiiiiver

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Lol she was the halftime act at the ncaa football national championships and the crowd booed so hard you couldn't hear her.

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They could have just turned her tape up

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Ooof, that is a loooong time to stand and bask in embarassment on national TV.

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Was that Jude law?

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He was the guest host that night

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Pretty sure he's still Jude Law.

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Oh damn that was difficult to watch half way.

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She was so confused all she could do was cotton eye joe her way out

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best comment. cotton eye joe... lmao this is the dance of our people. this is not embarrassing whatsoever.

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underrated funny comment! ...exit stage right...doo dee doo alrighty folks, here's our unreleased instrumental track!

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As a musician, if there's one thing I can't stand it's fake musicians and manufactured pop stars. These rare moments bring me great joy.

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Same here, bro!

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Everyone does it.

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I just love that the band was like "Fuck it. Let's play our assess off."

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I would rather hear a singer, full of heart, but off pitch, out of time, and cracking than watch a lip syncher. This was pure schadenfreude.

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It definitely sucks that artists are the least important part of the music industry. Thats not her fault, your gripe should be with labels.

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Strange to find joy in other people's embarrassment. At least she had a career and made it on to SNL.

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I think it's about how her success was based on nepotism. Her failure was inevitable because she lacked talent, but this is a glorious fall.

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I liked her singing and found her less aggravating than her sister.

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I don't think she lacked talent so much as she wasn't experienced. Her work wasn't terrible.

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Didn't they say that for SNL's live music, the artists -have to- do lip synching due to some technical thing?

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No.

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Semi-related: Top of the Pops famously required bands to fake-play their instruments, and Nirvana made a mockery of them for it.

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They may have said it, but it’s not true. Old friends played SNL around the same time and they played live.

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Yeah, I think they tried save face. She did a jig & left stage, she was obv embarrassed. Even the musicians were smiling at what happened

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Could be due to tight timing, as with the Superbowl

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Maybe not technical but Lorne mighta instituted the rule after Cypress Hill or RATM or one of teh banned acts.

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Iirc they do at Superbowls cause the stadiums aren't made for music so if they didn't the acoustics would be awful. Maybe same reason 1/2

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I had to pre-record the national anthem for Fenway because of the audio bouncing around the stadium is batshit. SNL’s studio stage, no.

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For SNL? But then why have that a part of your regular program and then not make a decent stage? 2/2

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That's not true either. The voice comes out the speakers the same either way, live through a mic or played back. Just BS music biz excuses.

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There was a huge furore when the Chili's did the half time show because they announced up front they were asked to mime

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The reason is that the producers can't afford an un-vetted performance so they pre-record the music for approval, then play the recording.

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You present day Hollywood. The best way to be an actor is to have a parent that is an actor.

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Basically Bollywood then... They're at their 3rd generation there

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You mean people who are born with connections in an industry have a better chance of working in that industry?!

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If your daddy works as a billionaire you gonna be a billionaire too

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Or Nick Kroll.

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Want to seem like an oursider? Change your last name to Cage so the public doesn't know your uncle is Francis Coppola

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Always has been

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Well, maybe not in the silent movie era.

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Several of Charlie Chapman's kids became actors/actresses.

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Charlie Chaplin's kids were born after the end of silent film,that's my point: before Chaplin or Keaton,acting wasn't prestigious profession

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I thought you were saying FROM the silent era. Like the kids of silent stars. Charlie Chaplins mother was an actress too. So it still works.

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This is true for a lot of jobs. Dad was a plumber, you be a plumber. It's not uncommon. Though was less now than it used to be.

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Yes but there's a difference between a learned skilled(plumbing) and what's required to act. There's a certain amount of skill that an 1/

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actor can learn, but a lot is natural talent/charisma.

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Alec Baldwin’s dad was a shooting coach

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The right can't meme

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That's a bad joke in bad taste

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Is it a joke? I really don't know much about Baldwin and it doesn't seem funny. Is this a conservative joke?

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I guess also Alec Baldwin recently shot someone by accident on a movie set

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Internet says he was indeed a shooting coach and caught terminal lung cancer from breathing in lead dust

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Plumbing sounds like a good career. How does a person get one of these "dads"?

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Turn the thermostat up

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I think if you hang out in the right bars in Hollywood on a Saturday night...

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Get in touch with your local union and get on the list for an apprenticeship.

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as a union pipefitter, this! Even if it takes reapplying for a few years, it's well worth it.

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