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Velv3tThunder
To be fair, it shouldn't take the threat of an ass kicking to get you not to sexually harass the women around you.
MrKomisiripala
Banshee was a pretty good show. It’s cool that you never heard his real name
alphacarotene
Always upvote Banshee. Actually, all those Cinemax Originals after they shifted away from being a soft-core X-rated channel were brilliant.
DCNR
Before you bully a woman, don't. Period.
gis4gif
ThePerks2010
As a customer if i see that a bottle of ketchup to the head from across the restaurant usually works
whatthefuck9999999
Glass > plastic.
Plastic won't break skin but you get better accuracy with glass ;)
OuroborosX
If you've reached grown age and you still think you can touch a woman like that without consent, you need to be put down like a feral dog.
CureForHomoSapiens
HuugeTractsOfLand
These Hallmark Christmas movies have taken a dark turn
Trentski
Millennials have now ruined Hallmark Christmas movies.
Valkor
took us long enough ffs
ObscureReferencing
Don't know who dealt a heavier assault, those women, or that gif creator
mtotland
Why add that awful music?
rosebudthesled
Heck ya!! Banshee!
endyrr
Banshee!
Ludus
Banshee - the first season or two are severely underrated
tibris
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SexPiss
Didnt realise it went beyond S2
Goonwolf
Keep it that way
JadeNB1729
There was some good stuff all the way through to Season 4. Then Starr got injured and cut down on the action scenes.
bob3k33
That prison scene was intense...actually all fight scenes were intense
RichardPOsterior
What show? Never heard of it. Wish I had though.
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Banshee, was an HBO/Starz show. It's available via streaming. Just started rewatching it.
fedupwithhumanity
Good show. Loved Job.
Job is like my 2nd or 3rd favourite TV character ever. Sassy ass-beating hoodlum.
Does this whole town smell like cow shit?!
unappropriatedPITYlaughs
Yooo when she fights that Russian dude to the death. One of the best fight scenes of all time.
BobaFetaCheese
I just started it a few days ago! I’ve been missing out.
SerYoshi4
One of my favorite shows of all time (for those first couple seasons)
Sharkbiscuit
BeccsAnderson
Good show.
understandable
Awesome.
Appleloft
I never knew they made more past season 1.
JaXm
Real talk: Are these two women main characters, or is this the one and only time you ever see them? I'll watch the show for them alone.
[deleted]
I actually may have misspoke a bit: It's not the actress herself I'm interested in(that sounds ignorant), but this character that seems cool
milotrain
Bartender is second most important. Other girl is a season antagonist.
They are both actually complex characters with non simple motivations.
glazmainfindsyou
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I wildly preferred the 1st and 3rd seasons to the second. Haven't watched the 4th yet.
I mean... You can skip it, but Bunker is interesting, Job is always good. The crazy music flashback fake future episode in S2 was amazing.
I didn't know there was a 4th either - I think I've only seen the first three
I mostly knew there was a 4th because I started watching after I saw that the show had ended.
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
I just pretend season 5 never happened. Totally ruined everything all that whining about their feelings after nothing but murder and mayhem
ChiliBeef
Google and IMDB both say that they only did 4 seasons. Am I missing something?
No, I am just the dumb lol
Don't worry, it happens to all of us.
Actually this is right, because season 4 had like two different story lines. The good one (Bunker) and the rest (call it season 5).
There was no season 5 so you got your wish I guess. lol
noonehasthisoneyet
I mean...You’re right to pretend that it never happened since it only had 4 seasons.
icommentwithsteveharvey
No touchy the staff. They are paid to be nice to you, not be harassed
Hiphop101ize
Same rules with strippers
NPaine
CorydorasAfavorplease
THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE B A N A N A S T A N D
or0b0ur0s
The hell with "the staff". How about "anyone who hasn't given you permission or an invitation"?
Gremlynn4023
Obviously not as serious, but can we also extend this to the hand on your shoulder from behind old ladies like to do? Like i know /1
It's harmless but I spook easily and I'm gonna feel like shit when the day comes I panic and accidentally break some granny's nose over it.2
ManByTechnicality
They don't even have to be nice to me. Just take my order, bring me food, and check back if I want a refill or something in 15 minutes.
mneidinger17011
I won't touch anyone outside of a handshake or fist bump....mostly the fist bump, people really don't shake hands much anymore
bjo23
BravelyEncouraging
Yes!
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Please touchy my staff.
I, too, choose this man's staff.
JinxRocks
If they hug you first, you can hug back though. thats the only exception I make to that rule.
imakeeper
Also, no touching anyone you don't know
DuineSgith
Also, we have access to very sharp cutlery and some of us, regardless of sex or gender, really don't give a fuck about the law.
Dankking
Unless death or injury is eminent. Even then you can still get in trouble
blainetog
Or anyone you do know who isn't explicitly into it.
Or even someone you do know, absent permission or an invitation, really.
Idesperatelywantadoggo
Also, just because they’re nice it doesn’t mean they are flirting and/or into you. It’s their job!
anonnymoosecommenter
thank you! there were several fuckers I knew while working in grocery who could stand to fucking learn this.
Worst was when I was working in the reception at an it company - it was RIDICULOUS.
Yea, I feel you! Me and most of my friends have had this issue when we worked in the service industry. Especially drunk older men...
I can only imagine how bad that was, I only had unwanted neck caresses, sexual comments, and an old lady with no boundaries or tact.
It’s mostly just so degrading :(
terajack2048
Omg you mean all the girls at hooters and twin peaks don’t love me?
Unfortunately not all men are as perceptive as you
MadMupp
Saying that most men have the weight and size advantage, plus the way they're built. Most men could beat up most women quite easily
grandopening
I invite you.
While I admire your spirit I dont think its a good idea to throw challenges around.
Having a sister might change your view. Having 6 older brothers changed my approach.
I have one of each... an older sister who used to push me around until I fought back. My younger brother is 6'5" & 266lbs.
Same goes for sisters. You grow tough. I’m #10 of 11. 6 older bros. And a female chef. My ‘don’t F w/ me’ vibes stop many before swinging.
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
Pound for pound yes. But when it comes to defending yourself, you should not try to fight fair. Take every advantage you can get.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
DON'T FIGHT FAIR -- USE YOUR BRAIN -- USE DRUGS
YangKoete
If you can't win, cheat. Bite hunks of flesh out. Gouge their eyes. Stab them with pens on-hand. Make it impossible for them to harm you.
And you think an attacker will be fighting with rules too?
No. That's exactly why.
But if you're already fighting someone genetically stronger who is using only advantage you have too... is that even an advantage anymore?
SwayzeS
Smith & Wesson is a great 'leveler'.
RevRagnarok
Fuck the music, the emoji, the shitty diagonal cropping, etc. How is this front page? I'm disappointed in you. You're better than this.
Longbowgun
Good message, though: Don't fuck with people.
SomeDetroitGuy
Better - just don't bully anyone. Keep your fucking hands to yourself.
AmanRyno4672
Whoever downvoted this clearly needs their ass beat.
TheSilverSeraph
This. Don't be an asshole just because you think you can "beat them" (using the language of the meme). Only bullies pick on the weak
Wrest216
What if she was wearing skimpy clothing? Isnt that asking for it? (some jackass)
SemiSentientGreenGoo
The comment I came looking for.
Zahnradfee
The problem is that in reality this would land the woman in front of a court for excessiveness.
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
the advice from the caption is only harass women you’re sure you can beat up? maybe just don’t harass anyone, even if you can beat them up
sfbiker
I think he was sure he could beat her up. He was wrong.
ItsBobBelcher
It’s always sad how basic respect of women is never a valid argument against this behavior... at least in the aggressors mind
SilverFish0
GenStrike
What is this from? This gif has been floating around since the 90s.
SocoFox
Scanners.
Reading the plot synopsis it sounds like: "What if Cronenburg wrote Akira?"
Honestly not far off. But imagine if all the characters had those powers. Lots and lots of "trying to squeeze out a turd" faces.
iancarry
what about the terrible music?
Better than Jimmy hendricks setting his guitar on fire
blubberingbastard
Whats with the fucking music?
MiasmaCorrigan
Yeah it wasn't the best for this scene
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
It's called art, look it up. /s
cmbuckley
See this on a lot of Facebook videos, this and slightly speeding up the video; likely to avoid being automatically flagged for copyright.
See also bad cropping, emojis/text, and apparently a dancing skeleton for some reason
bro02tc
Well she asked for pie in the end and that's some off key porn music
... prolly a corona symptom ... people lose taste
NMGMarques
Gold. Pure...solid...gold!
cellocalypse
holy shit
Rhesto
envyapple
Necrosmurf1
Lol these guys were like the bully’s from an 80s teenage movie.
NotTimon
What the fuck is happening with the quality here
DingleBerryJane
Y'all really upvoted a fb video to front page
wiltsjunk
So realistic
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
What’s this from?
EnlightenmentSatori
Kill Bill
owensdad102542
Harold and Kumar harass a server.
Plesantville
Lampmonster
Tough Girls in Diners 7. Personally I thought the lost the plot at four, but this one recaptures the essence.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Imgur
AeonQuasars
Darude sandstorm? No wait....
oozabooza
op
StarscreamAndHutch
Air Bud II
Shenaniganorama
youaregoingtofuckingjailGreg
A bit differnt of a movie than the first, im guessing.
v1cph1rth
Bahahahahah
Bongonator
Still a better love story than Twilight
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
RickyTickyB
Battletoads
Retrospecterr
Not one of these answers was the same
Saw “internet” twice
myotherrideisyermom
How I met your mother
CrankyCook
The internet
Thedirtiestsanchez102
Banshee
SomeScienceGuy
CaKeS18
Adding to tha watch list!
LucidAftermath
Looks like its streaming on HBO max. Acting looks terrible tho, but I'll give it a go.
ChorizoPig
It's relentlessly awful but with an occasional flash of over-the-top awesome like this clip.
Nicalanius
That the one with Homelander in it?
hwatL4bloopy
Yes...
BoredAccountant
Yep. Took me ages to realise it was the same dude.
Cincychaos
Really fun show
AwesomeTeddybear
I don't recall it being fun? It was kinda serious wasn't it?
Nick3571
It was so serious it was ridiculous which resulted in fun.
This^
hotdoginathermos
Wandavision
RenaissanceFaireMan
Girls With Slingshots
secretoaster
Murder hooters
JudgeMentaI
The sound of music
DrPepper523
Venture Brothers
Arcanoodledriver
Bob the builder.
DangerMous
Battle toads.
Internet
DanFranzen
Cum-Gargling Snicker Sluts IV
Nobody asked what your mom starred in.
Ouch,
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Harry met Sally
TargaX
Life advice: Never mess with a stranger. You have no idea what they're capable of.
Magus25
I've never thrown a punch in my life. I look fat and weak. I routinely lift barbells several times a normal persons weight. Give me a reason
Snooj
No shit, I may look small but if anyone fucks with me I'll cry so hard they'll feel really bad for me.
tmcqueen
Saw a young cocky guy on the train be a dick and start messing with an old guy. Old pulled a knife out of his cane. So yeah. Don't be a dick
boxak
Always assume the other person has the ability to cause you serious harm.
sadurdaynight
You mean like a guy coming back with his friends to try to murder you?
TheYoungerChrisEvans
True. But having worked several jobs in the south, there were shotguns under many counters...
japh
Maybe don't mess with people even if you do know what they can do. Maybe just don't be a dick in general, just because.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
This. Fuck with your homies because some of the wanderers turn out to be dragons.
CompletelyOrginal
peoplecalltheromanstheygothehouse
This is very true. I’m 6’2” tough looking muscular rugbyist. Punch me off the pitch, I’ll probably cry.
Gradwin
6'1", 242 pounds, shaved head and beard. I don't what i'm capable of because nobody has ever picked a fight with me lol
LoneOrtolan
6'5", 255lbs, worn all black for 25 years. Same situation. Never been in a fight. Not sure how I'd do. Hope I don't have to find out.
FriendHere
Also 6’2” 27 y.o. Former hockey fighter. I don’t want to fight anytime outside of the rink.
Ryann85
Lol. I'm 5'4 and won't fight at hockey cause I'd get destroyed. Outside the rink, I'd probably fair alright after boxing for a couple years
ButtholeFlower
5' 27 y.o. marshmallow. I crave violence.
Ja5per
I wanna roast you! I crave marshmallow. Get in mah belly
I I will devour you from the inside >:u
JestersWing
Nize426
But don't forget it goes both ways. The guy could have easily come back with a gun.
Awmph
Golden Rule applies. If you don't fuck around, you don't have to find out.
DarkRedCape
Or just never mess with people, stranger or not.
MargaretTiger
That’s exactly what I was gonna say. How about let’s not touch people without permission.....
RydWolf
If someone won't act decently because it's the right thing to do, then they can at least do it because they're terrified of retribution.
T0go
And never trust a fart.
arauld1976360
Another word of advice....don't mess with the chick that messes with you food and drinks!!
Warune
Even disregarding whether they can kick your ass, maybe your the straw that broke the camel,'s back and they go crazy and murder you.
GodtheFather
Yeah, sometimes they get so sick of shit they drown an entire planet. I may have done this. Dark times, I got help after that 40 days/nights
AbacusFinch
Hey, we gotta talk about your fans. They're going a bit crazy
Yeah.
bumblebeeonmyarm
Like that guy who murder-suicided his neighbors in the street in PA this year after they verbally harassed/abused him
tesseract4d2
how bout: never mess with a stranger; it's fucking rude.
TheMightyElk
Fucking this!!!
GhostbusterGuy
The truly smart, dangerous people don't advertise that they're dangerous.
copingcabana
TheOneTrueGosh
I can run really fast, I also have no clue how I would fare in an actual fight.
Or who their friends are.
sordatos
For better or worst most ppl won't do anything about it, avoiding confrontation. For do you think bullies get away with it?
penut61
It’s the crazies that are crazy and the psychos look like every one else. And lots of them have boobs.
stickywiggit
They don't need to be a good fighter to mess you up pretty bad. Scratches get infected. I'd almost rather get punched.
570RMK33P3R
Bludgeoned might be less painful than 2-3 week untreatable sepsis. (I've had ecoli in the blood. Miserably painful stuff. Disorienting.)
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Incredibly true
TsubakiTragic
Totally agree. I once stayed at my aunts pub, she had a new barman, 5' 4", skinny... and was a corporal in Australia's SAS.
hardytardigrade
It's also just not nice.
dcostanza1
Most importantly! "They might be able to beat you up" isn't the main reason not to be a jerk.
VileEverett
As a former restaurant worker, this is better than porn
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
I wish this could happen out in the actual wild. Incredibly satisfying to watch
feryooday
God I’d kill to punch an asshole like this
brownribbon
Hey! Phrasing!
mthornton91
Then you have to punch him REALLY hard.
omuaomua
why? what is wrong with @VileEverett????
jacktheripper1891
iputmymouthonit
Everett Washington is vile, but I wouldn't want to punch it.
Thou shalt not kill, but a little knock down on his ass is fine by me.
Durtschi
God's a little bit more hazy about kneecapping
Geek13
He did a lot of zapping, so kneecapping would probably be in his included punishments.
MucxLive
So did her friend eat her pie?
betrothedtobacon
I hope it was worth it...
Not a former restaurant worker, but I agree
I mean, this might have turned into porn if it continued. She seemed into her.
JodyBird
Nobody tell him
Fynndango
Yes. This is my complete fantasy, as a woman who has never thrown a physical punch.
getguds
anyone who's done retail or hospitality is fapping over this.
Attaroo
It is porn, and just as believable
QuigleyDownUnder
What can't this be in porn? the 2nd girl comes in and busts the guys nose a 2nd time then the 2 of them scissor. Scissor me timbers.
IHateTheLotOfYou
As a man who likes strong women (zip) i agree
jjw9
“How do you want that burger”
spazfrmreddit
Yessiree
greenpepperbandit
I assume the only right thing to do in this situation... Is to deal with it or tell a manager?
AnApologeticCanadian
Do you get customers like this often?
furnitureandeffects
As a woman this is better than porn.
aenygma
Sincere question: Is it that bad or common?
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
Including food porn?
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
It's so good
trexcat
Right?!?!?
I mean the courts absolutely would. And yes it's definitely assault. No doubt. #worthit . Oh no I might get my hand slapped for breaking
Some pigs nose because HE ASSAULTED ME FIRST???!! FUCK YOUR RAPE CULTURE.
GalacticLord
Dumbass v
volch1tsa
The best part is how many replies you gave us to downvote
browncoatsunite
He assaulted her first. You can't just grab someone's ass, and it looked like he was all up in her business.
As a male in the industry, if I saw my female coworkers getting assaulted like this, there would be similar consequences. Go ahead and sue.
But why is the onus on her to be the bigger person? She didn't initiate the series of events. I've worked with men like that. They don't 1/
Respond to reason or kindness, or even threat of police involvement, because it's likely he wouldn't even be found guilty.
psuedon
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Velv3tThunder
To be fair, it shouldn't take the threat of an ass kicking to get you not to sexually harass the women around you.
MrKomisiripala
Banshee was a pretty good show. It’s cool that you never heard his real name
alphacarotene
Always upvote Banshee. Actually, all those Cinemax Originals after they shifted away from being a soft-core X-rated channel were brilliant.
DCNR
Before you bully a woman, don't. Period.
gis4gif
ThePerks2010
As a customer if i see that a bottle of ketchup to the head from across the restaurant usually works
whatthefuck9999999
Glass > plastic.
ThePerks2010
Plastic won't break skin but you get better accuracy with glass ;)
OuroborosX
If you've reached grown age and you still think you can touch a woman like that without consent, you need to be put down like a feral dog.
CureForHomoSapiens
HuugeTractsOfLand
These Hallmark Christmas movies have taken a dark turn
Trentski
Millennials have now ruined Hallmark Christmas movies.
Valkor
took us long enough ffs
ObscureReferencing
Don't know who dealt a heavier assault, those women, or that gif creator
mtotland
Why add that awful music?
rosebudthesled
Heck ya!! Banshee!
endyrr
Banshee!
Ludus
Banshee - the first season or two are severely underrated
tibris
.
SexPiss
Didnt realise it went beyond S2
Goonwolf
Keep it that way
JadeNB1729
There was some good stuff all the way through to Season 4. Then Starr got injured and cut down on the action scenes.
bob3k33
That prison scene was intense...actually all fight scenes were intense
RichardPOsterior
What show? Never heard of it. Wish I had though.
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Banshee, was an HBO/Starz show. It's available via streaming. Just started rewatching it.
fedupwithhumanity
Good show. Loved Job.
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Job is like my 2nd or 3rd favourite TV character ever. Sassy ass-beating hoodlum.
fedupwithhumanity
Does this whole town smell like cow shit?!
unappropriatedPITYlaughs
Yooo when she fights that Russian dude to the death. One of the best fight scenes of all time.
BobaFetaCheese
I just started it a few days ago! I’ve been missing out.
SerYoshi4
One of my favorite shows of all time (for those first couple seasons)
Sharkbiscuit
.
BeccsAnderson
Good show.
understandable
Awesome.
Appleloft
I never knew they made more past season 1.
JaXm
Real talk: Are these two women main characters, or is this the one and only time you ever see them? I'll watch the show for them alone.
[deleted]
[deleted]
JaXm
I actually may have misspoke a bit: It's not the actress herself I'm interested in(that sounds ignorant), but this character that seems cool
milotrain
Bartender is second most important. Other girl is a season antagonist.
milotrain
They are both actually complex characters with non simple motivations.
glazmainfindsyou
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IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I wildly preferred the 1st and 3rd seasons to the second. Haven't watched the 4th yet.
milotrain
I mean... You can skip it, but Bunker is interesting, Job is always good. The crazy music flashback fake future episode in S2 was amazing.
Ludus
I didn't know there was a 4th either - I think I've only seen the first three
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I mostly knew there was a 4th because I started watching after I saw that the show had ended.
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
I just pretend season 5 never happened. Totally ruined everything all that whining about their feelings after nothing but murder and mayhem
ChiliBeef
Google and IMDB both say that they only did 4 seasons. Am I missing something?
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
No, I am just the dumb lol
ChiliBeef
Don't worry, it happens to all of us.
milotrain
Actually this is right, because season 4 had like two different story lines. The good one (Bunker) and the rest (call it season 5).
alphacarotene
There was no season 5 so you got your wish I guess. lol
noonehasthisoneyet
I mean...You’re right to pretend that it never happened since it only had 4 seasons.
icommentwithsteveharvey
No touchy the staff. They are paid to be nice to you, not be harassed
Hiphop101ize
Same rules with strippers
NPaine
CorydorasAfavorplease
THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE B A N A N A S T A N D
or0b0ur0s
The hell with "the staff". How about "anyone who hasn't given you permission or an invitation"?
Gremlynn4023
Obviously not as serious, but can we also extend this to the hand on your shoulder from behind old ladies like to do? Like i know /1
Gremlynn4023
It's harmless but I spook easily and I'm gonna feel like shit when the day comes I panic and accidentally break some granny's nose over it.2
ManByTechnicality
They don't even have to be nice to me. Just take my order, bring me food, and check back if I want a refill or something in 15 minutes.
mneidinger17011
I won't touch anyone outside of a handshake or fist bump....mostly the fist bump, people really don't shake hands much anymore
bjo23
BravelyEncouraging
Yes!
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Please touchy my staff.
ChiliBeef
I, too, choose this man's staff.
JinxRocks
If they hug you first, you can hug back though. thats the only exception I make to that rule.
imakeeper
Also, no touching anyone you don't know
DuineSgith
Also, we have access to very sharp cutlery and some of us, regardless of sex or gender, really don't give a fuck about the law.
Dankking
Unless death or injury is eminent. Even then you can still get in trouble
blainetog
Or anyone you do know who isn't explicitly into it.
or0b0ur0s
Or even someone you do know, absent permission or an invitation, really.
Idesperatelywantadoggo
Also, just because they’re nice it doesn’t mean they are flirting and/or into you. It’s their job!
anonnymoosecommenter
thank you! there were several fuckers I knew while working in grocery who could stand to fucking learn this.
Idesperatelywantadoggo
Worst was when I was working in the reception at an it company - it was RIDICULOUS.
Idesperatelywantadoggo
Yea, I feel you! Me and most of my friends have had this issue when we worked in the service industry. Especially drunk older men...
anonnymoosecommenter
I can only imagine how bad that was, I only had unwanted neck caresses, sexual comments, and an old lady with no boundaries or tact.
Idesperatelywantadoggo
It’s mostly just so degrading :(
terajack2048
Omg you mean all the girls at hooters and twin peaks don’t love me?
Idesperatelywantadoggo
Unfortunately not all men are as perceptive as you
MadMupp
Saying that most men have the weight and size advantage, plus the way they're built. Most men could beat up most women quite easily
grandopening
I invite you.
MadMupp
While I admire your spirit I dont think its a good idea to throw challenges around.
grandopening
Having a sister might change your view. Having 6 older brothers changed my approach.
MadMupp
I have one of each... an older sister who used to push me around until I fought back. My younger brother is 6'5" & 266lbs.
grandopening
Same goes for sisters. You grow tough. I’m #10 of 11. 6 older bros. And a female chef. My ‘don’t F w/ me’ vibes stop many before swinging.
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
Pound for pound yes. But when it comes to defending yourself, you should not try to fight fair. Take every advantage you can get.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
DON'T FIGHT FAIR -- USE YOUR BRAIN -- USE DRUGS
YangKoete
If you can't win, cheat. Bite hunks of flesh out. Gouge their eyes. Stab them with pens on-hand. Make it impossible for them to harm you.
MadMupp
And you think an attacker will be fighting with rules too?
YangKoete
No. That's exactly why.
MadMupp
But if you're already fighting someone genetically stronger who is using only advantage you have too... is that even an advantage anymore?
SwayzeS
Smith & Wesson is a great 'leveler'.
RevRagnarok
Fuck the music, the emoji, the shitty diagonal cropping, etc. How is this front page? I'm disappointed in you. You're better than this.
Longbowgun
Good message, though: Don't fuck with people.
SomeDetroitGuy
Better - just don't bully anyone. Keep your fucking hands to yourself.
AmanRyno4672
Whoever downvoted this clearly needs their ass beat.
TheSilverSeraph
This. Don't be an asshole just because you think you can "beat them" (using the language of the meme). Only bullies pick on the weak
Wrest216
What if she was wearing skimpy clothing? Isnt that asking for it? (some jackass)
SemiSentientGreenGoo
The comment I came looking for.
Zahnradfee
The problem is that in reality this would land the woman in front of a court for excessiveness.
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
the advice from the caption is only harass women you’re sure you can beat up? maybe just don’t harass anyone, even if you can beat them up
sfbiker
I think he was sure he could beat her up. He was wrong.
ItsBobBelcher
It’s always sad how basic respect of women is never a valid argument against this behavior... at least in the aggressors mind
SilverFish0
GenStrike
What is this from? This gif has been floating around since the 90s.
SocoFox
Scanners.
GenStrike
Reading the plot synopsis it sounds like: "What if Cronenburg wrote Akira?"
SocoFox
Honestly not far off. But imagine if all the characters had those powers. Lots and lots of "trying to squeeze out a turd" faces.
iancarry
what about the terrible music?
Wrest216
Better than Jimmy hendricks setting his guitar on fire
blubberingbastard
Whats with the fucking music?
MiasmaCorrigan
Yeah it wasn't the best for this scene
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
It's called art, look it up. /s
cmbuckley
See this on a lot of Facebook videos, this and slightly speeding up the video; likely to avoid being automatically flagged for copyright.
cmbuckley
See also bad cropping, emojis/text, and apparently a dancing skeleton for some reason
bro02tc
Well she asked for pie in the end and that's some off key porn music
iancarry
... prolly a corona symptom ... people lose taste
NMGMarques
Gold. Pure...solid...gold!
cellocalypse
Rhesto
envyapple
Necrosmurf1
Lol these guys were like the bully’s from an 80s teenage movie.
NotTimon
What the fuck is happening with the quality here
DingleBerryJane
Y'all really upvoted a fb video to front page
wiltsjunk
So realistic
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
What’s this from?
EnlightenmentSatori
Kill Bill
owensdad102542
Harold and Kumar harass a server.
ObscureReferencing
Plesantville
Lampmonster
Tough Girls in Diners 7. Personally I thought the lost the plot at four, but this one recaptures the essence.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Imgur
AeonQuasars
Darude sandstorm? No wait....
oozabooza
op
StarscreamAndHutch
Air Bud II
Shenaniganorama
youaregoingtofuckingjailGreg
Wrest216
A bit differnt of a movie than the first, im guessing.
v1cph1rth
Bahahahahah
Bongonator
Still a better love story than Twilight
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
RickyTickyB
Battletoads
Retrospecterr
Not one of these answers was the same
EnlightenmentSatori
Saw “internet” twice
myotherrideisyermom
How I met your mother
CrankyCook
The internet
Thedirtiestsanchez102
Banshee
SomeScienceGuy
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CaKeS18
Adding to tha watch list!
LucidAftermath
Looks like its streaming on HBO max. Acting looks terrible tho, but I'll give it a go.
ChorizoPig
It's relentlessly awful but with an occasional flash of over-the-top awesome like this clip.
Nicalanius
That the one with Homelander in it?
hwatL4bloopy
Yes...
BoredAccountant
Yep. Took me ages to realise it was the same dude.
Cincychaos
Really fun show
AwesomeTeddybear
I don't recall it being fun? It was kinda serious wasn't it?
Nick3571
It was so serious it was ridiculous which resulted in fun.
Cincychaos
This^
hotdoginathermos
Wandavision
RenaissanceFaireMan
Girls With Slingshots
secretoaster
Murder hooters
JudgeMentaI
The sound of music
DrPepper523
Venture Brothers
Arcanoodledriver
Bob the builder.
DangerMous
Battle toads.
SilverFish0
Internet
DanFranzen
Cum-Gargling Snicker Sluts IV
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
Nobody asked what your mom starred in.
DanFranzen
Ouch,
DrPepper523
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Harry met Sally
TargaX
Life advice: Never mess with a stranger. You have no idea what they're capable of.
Magus25
I've never thrown a punch in my life. I look fat and weak. I routinely lift barbells several times a normal persons weight. Give me a reason
Snooj
No shit, I may look small but if anyone fucks with me I'll cry so hard they'll feel really bad for me.
tmcqueen
Saw a young cocky guy on the train be a dick and start messing with an old guy. Old pulled a knife out of his cane. So yeah. Don't be a dick
boxak
Always assume the other person has the ability to cause you serious harm.
sadurdaynight
You mean like a guy coming back with his friends to try to murder you?
TheYoungerChrisEvans
True. But having worked several jobs in the south, there were shotguns under many counters...
japh
Maybe don't mess with people even if you do know what they can do. Maybe just don't be a dick in general, just because.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
This. Fuck with your homies because some of the wanderers turn out to be dragons.
CompletelyOrginal
peoplecalltheromanstheygothehouse
This is very true. I’m 6’2” tough looking muscular rugbyist. Punch me off the pitch, I’ll probably cry.
Gradwin
6'1", 242 pounds, shaved head and beard. I don't what i'm capable of because nobody has ever picked a fight with me lol
LoneOrtolan
6'5", 255lbs, worn all black for 25 years. Same situation. Never been in a fight. Not sure how I'd do. Hope I don't have to find out.
FriendHere
Also 6’2” 27 y.o. Former hockey fighter. I don’t want to fight anytime outside of the rink.
Ryann85
Lol. I'm 5'4 and won't fight at hockey cause I'd get destroyed. Outside the rink, I'd probably fair alright after boxing for a couple years
ButtholeFlower
5' 27 y.o. marshmallow. I crave violence.
Ja5per
I wanna roast you! I crave marshmallow. Get in mah belly
ButtholeFlower
I I will devour you from the inside >:u
JestersWing
Nize426
But don't forget it goes both ways. The guy could have easily come back with a gun.
Awmph
Golden Rule applies. If you don't fuck around, you don't have to find out.
DarkRedCape
Or just never mess with people, stranger or not.
MargaretTiger
That’s exactly what I was gonna say. How about let’s not touch people without permission.....
RydWolf
If someone won't act decently because it's the right thing to do, then they can at least do it because they're terrified of retribution.
T0go
And never trust a fart.
arauld1976360
Another word of advice....don't mess with the chick that messes with you food and drinks!!
Warune
Even disregarding whether they can kick your ass, maybe your the straw that broke the camel,'s back and they go crazy and murder you.
GodtheFather
Yeah, sometimes they get so sick of shit they drown an entire planet. I may have done this. Dark times, I got help after that 40 days/nights
AbacusFinch
Hey, we gotta talk about your fans. They're going a bit crazy
GodtheFather
Yeah.
bumblebeeonmyarm
Like that guy who murder-suicided his neighbors in the street in PA this year after they verbally harassed/abused him
tesseract4d2
how bout: never mess with a stranger; it's fucking rude.
TheMightyElk
Fucking this!!!
GhostbusterGuy
The truly smart, dangerous people don't advertise that they're dangerous.
copingcabana
TheOneTrueGosh
I can run really fast, I also have no clue how I would fare in an actual fight.
Lampmonster
Or who their friends are.
sordatos
For better or worst most ppl won't do anything about it, avoiding confrontation. For do you think bullies get away with it?
penut61
It’s the crazies that are crazy and the psychos look like every one else. And lots of them have boobs.
stickywiggit
They don't need to be a good fighter to mess you up pretty bad. Scratches get infected. I'd almost rather get punched.
570RMK33P3R
Bludgeoned might be less painful than 2-3 week untreatable sepsis. (I've had ecoli in the blood. Miserably painful stuff. Disorienting.)
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Incredibly true
TsubakiTragic
Totally agree. I once stayed at my aunts pub, she had a new barman, 5' 4", skinny... and was a corporal in Australia's SAS.
hardytardigrade
It's also just not nice.
dcostanza1
Most importantly! "They might be able to beat you up" isn't the main reason not to be a jerk.
VileEverett
As a former restaurant worker, this is better than porn
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
I wish this could happen out in the actual wild. Incredibly satisfying to watch
feryooday
God I’d kill to punch an asshole like this
brownribbon
Hey! Phrasing!
mthornton91
Then you have to punch him REALLY hard.
omuaomua
why? what is wrong with @VileEverett????
jacktheripper1891
iputmymouthonit
Everett Washington is vile, but I wouldn't want to punch it.
GodtheFather
Thou shalt not kill, but a little knock down on his ass is fine by me.
Durtschi
God's a little bit more hazy about kneecapping
Geek13
He did a lot of zapping, so kneecapping would probably be in his included punishments.
MucxLive
So did her friend eat her pie?
betrothedtobacon
I hope it was worth it...
jacktheripper1891
Not a former restaurant worker, but I agree
brownribbon
I mean, this might have turned into porn if it continued. She seemed into her.
JodyBird
Nobody tell him
Fynndango
Yes. This is my complete fantasy, as a woman who has never thrown a physical punch.
getguds
anyone who's done retail or hospitality is fapping over this.
Attaroo
It is porn, and just as believable
QuigleyDownUnder
What can't this be in porn? the 2nd girl comes in and busts the guys nose a 2nd time then the 2 of them scissor. Scissor me timbers.
IHateTheLotOfYou
As a man who likes strong women (zip) i agree
jjw9
“How do you want that burger”
spazfrmreddit
Yessiree
greenpepperbandit
I assume the only right thing to do in this situation... Is to deal with it or tell a manager?
AnApologeticCanadian
Do you get customers like this often?
furnitureandeffects
As a woman this is better than porn.
aenygma
Sincere question: Is it that bad or common?
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
Including food porn?
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
It's so good
trexcat
Right?!?!?
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furnitureandeffects
I mean the courts absolutely would. And yes it's definitely assault. No doubt. #worthit . Oh no I might get my hand slapped for breaking
furnitureandeffects
Some pigs nose because HE ASSAULTED ME FIRST???!! FUCK YOUR RAPE CULTURE.
GalacticLord
Dumbass
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volch1tsa
The best part is how many replies you gave us to downvote
browncoatsunite
He assaulted her first. You can't just grab someone's ass, and it looked like he was all up in her business.
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betrothedtobacon
As a male in the industry, if I saw my female coworkers getting assaulted like this, there would be similar consequences. Go ahead and sue.
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browncoatsunite
But why is the onus on her to be the bigger person? She didn't initiate the series of events. I've worked with men like that. They don't 1/
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browncoatsunite
Respond to reason or kindness, or even threat of police involvement, because it's likely he wouldn't even be found guilty.
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