Might surprise you that extended cab trucks are being pushed as the "new" family vehicle. With fewer regulations on their safety, thus a higher profit margin vs cars, they are the ones that car salesmen push on people more than others. I know the meme of big truck = big bigot is quite common, but the big truck is the "new family car".
I bought a retired government truck from an auction and it sure looks the part, but it starts up and runs every time. I use it for dump runs and helping people move because idgaf if someone's furniture scratches it, someone ran it into a tree at one point. people keep spouting horrible opinions to me because they think I'm one of them. I usually cut off the conversation with, "Ok, Bye. Trump lost." Then as I'm leaving I can see the confusion and they question what they just heard.
Had a dude drive by me once, had a hang loose 🤙 sticker on his back window. Between the thumb and pinky it read “2 inch penis club” dude nearly made me wreck i was laughing so hard. Didnt get to ask if there were member dues
thrashingcows
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Nerfgunner
I still wouldn't be able to stick it in right
nemamook
Fortunately, there's one on the left, too.
Nerfgunner
You can't just switch port holes
TheChunguskaEvent
thatlazylizard
What no display port? Haha jk
EricPisch
They are 2.1 ports ;)
PJHabit
The HDMI stickers are neat and all, but how did they put those yellow circles on?
EmperorShaddam
Cart Narcs
TheDisscoPotato
Can I get the battery sticker at like 5% power save mode?
kettlewallace
With the size of that truck, looks more like micro USB 1 and 2 to me. Eyyy... Amirite?
Atomic2
Microhdmi with those proportions
TotallyNotSarcastic
I like that their battery is at 100%
pennyeater
odd how much satisfaction I get from just imagining someone *elses* device is at full charge
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
Would be funny on an electric vehicle /s
Belisaurius1
One Of Us !One Of Us! One Of Us! One Of Us! One Of Us!
Uewneeq
Unplug it, it's already fully charged.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
thethingthatwentsplat
Caveat: They’re both connected to a computer that just plays “Top Gun” on loop.
kelloggs
That is silly, ooh Texas plates, I understand.
bardman135
That thing got a HDMI?
klean9
That’s rather erudite for a Texan
IliveIdyeIliveagain
desolatorx
What should we be looking at here, I can't seem to spot it?...
NoThereHere
DeathLemons
The trucks dual exhaust pipes look like HDMI cable ports, and has thusly labeled them as such.
DeathLemons
mattrixk
My Mum calls them HDM-11 and HDM-12.
anaberration
Okay they win, lol...
motoalchemist
fuck texas
MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
Transmission lineman, fuck thats a tough job
phobosorbust
...especially in Texas...
MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
Hahahahaha
ValiantToast
Linemen in general have a tough job. That's why they can all afford $80,000 trucks.
HUGHgReaction
Nice, I’m so used to the owners being douche bags flying their stupid trump flags. Finally, someone actually funny with a big truck
LucianKane
My truck has Totoro on the tailgate, Haku, and Kiki with Gigi
PoppinLochNessHopster
Where I'm from in the south that would be considered mid-size. People drive F450s with dual back wheels and have their instagram as stickers
CutChemist
There’s dozens of us
adage009
Might surprise you that extended cab trucks are being pushed as the "new" family vehicle. With fewer regulations on their safety, thus a higher profit margin vs cars, they are the ones that car salesmen push on people more than others. I know the meme of big truck = big bigot is quite common, but the big truck is the "new family car".
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
I drive a real redneck looking beater of a truck and I can't stand those people. There are dozens of us.
dohcohv
I bought a retired government truck from an auction and it sure looks the part, but it starts up and runs every time. I use it for dump runs and helping people move because idgaf if someone's furniture scratches it, someone ran it into a tree at one point. people keep spouting horrible opinions to me because they think I'm one of them. I usually cut off the conversation with, "Ok, Bye. Trump lost." Then as I'm leaving I can see the confusion and they question what they just heard.
IMayHaveTimeForThat
Had a dude drive by me once, had a hang loose 🤙 sticker on his back window. Between the thumb and pinky it read “2 inch penis club” dude nearly made me wreck i was laughing so hard. Didnt get to ask if there were member dues
IMayHaveTimeForThat
At least IIRC it was hang loose. May have just been a pinky up and thumb over curled fingers.