Lovely

Mar 1, 2025 2:21 AM

Let’s see your Uranus.

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Contagious energy, wide smiles, wholesome demeanor. I'm hooked.

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So corny. So into it.

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The only thing I know about all that is a Careless Whisper. Great. Now that is going to stick like a heavy attraction in my memory...
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

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They all seem fun

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I saw a couch and the word ‘scientists’ in the title. The internet has ruined me.

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Cute.

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Insult variation: are you a copper nanotube? Because you look like a CuNT.

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Wait! Isn’t there one for astronomy nerds involving Uranus?

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They'd all work on me.

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Of course they would, that's just Chemistry.

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The first two have matching socks

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The lass who did the prion line could ruin me and I’d smile. Gorgeous.

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Are you gold? Because you are heavy and have a grossly overinflated idea of your value. No, wait, that's no good...

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Are you carbon monoxide? Because that would explain the vomiting.

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Social worker here: girl you look like a snack, have you renewed your CalFRESH?

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That's so hot. And I'm talking Kelvin, not Celsius.

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"I wish I were DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes."

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I'm bringing Stickleback https://youtu.be/IpMOrX1fzGM

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Are you a sphere of pure plutonium encased in a layer of beryllium, because you're glowing hot and I'd slip up and let you ruin my life.

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Are you pancuronium bromide? Because you take my breath away.

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I’m so dumb I thought they were holding a dead mouse.

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The Microphone's windscreen is called a "Dead Cat".

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I missed the second joke because I was fixated on how the "prop" was going to be used.

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WOULD, no further questions

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Wood. No further questions.

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Wood. Question it if you must.

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I got this post

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Are you hydrogen fluoride? Because AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Damn, nice

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The prion one I saw coming from a mile away but damn if that's not good.

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I thought it was going to be something about folding.

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You can see prions from a mile away? You must have good eyesight.

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Ha ha ha ha..... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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I did not, I was expecting something about folding your proteins or something I don't know. 🤷

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Baby, I'll fold /your/ proteins

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"Are you a prion because you're slowly rotting my brain."

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“Are you a prion? Because you seem very rare. And, ah, deadly.”

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How is that sexy?

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Boooooooo!

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It's called an infatuation and it's not.

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K

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Potassium!

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Are you carbon? Because you look like you could take four at once.

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Are you hydrogen fluoride? Because you're getting under my skin.

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subtle

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four what?

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Hydrogen, I guess. CH4, methane

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Carbon will go on a ride with anybody.

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The whore of the perodic table

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Notice how it got from harmless joy to rape culture the moment a man entered the room.
I wish I was wrong.

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Go cyberstalk CrisprCAS profile a bit.

They even have a folder marked nudes - check it out..... [before deciding on up/down vote]

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Not s fiber of clothing to be seen there.

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What how do you make that leap

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Unlike porn and mainstream media makes you believe, real gang bangs are mostly rapes.

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That was not a rape joke though.
It was a group sex joke, but not rape joke

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*four O's

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Only two Os, both from doubles

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No idea.

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Carbon can form 4 covalent bonds.

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I would like to meet a science woman that uses these pickup lines

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Would just be nice to meet a woman that uses pickup lines in general 😂

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Take some geology majors courses.

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shouldn't be difficult? well except in the USA where they are fired for being DEI hires at the national labs.

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Try being a science guy.

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I’m a computer scientist

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I would like to meet a science woman

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I would like to meet a woman

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I like woman

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Meh, soon all those feelings will vanish, and you will get your oxytocin deprived body through the day just purely through spite and stress.

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I lik

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