Mar 1, 2025 2:21 AM
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
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OrangeComet
Let’s see your Uranus.
CrazyT2018
DurbPlnnr
Contagious energy, wide smiles, wholesome demeanor. I'm hooked.
Badwolf09
peterchen
So corny. So into it.
PinkEater
The only thing I know about all that is a Careless Whisper. Great. Now that is going to stick like a heavy attraction in my memory...I'm never gonna dance againGuilty feet have got no rhythmThough it's easy to pretendI know you're not a fool
tzahtman
Rubyrose99
They all seem fun
Crosseyedcockatoo
I saw a couch and the word ‘scientists’ in the title. The internet has ruined me.
MaleProstateMilker88
Cute.
StTriniansHeadBoy
Insult variation: are you a copper nanotube? Because you look like a CuNT.
drduffer
Wait! Isn’t there one for astronomy nerds involving Uranus?
codeacrobat
They'd all work on me.
bassaro
Of course they would, that's just Chemistry.
WeeemRCB
The first two have matching socks
DejDek
The lass who did the prion line could ruin me and I’d smile. Gorgeous.
Snooj
Are you gold? Because you are heavy and have a grossly overinflated idea of your value. No, wait, that's no good...
Are you carbon monoxide? Because that would explain the vomiting.
DanielAsparagus
Social worker here: girl you look like a snack, have you renewed your CalFRESH?
UncleRat
That's so hot. And I'm talking Kelvin, not Celsius.
Gruesslibaer
"I wish I were DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes."
ChareAndFlaff
I'm bringing Stickleback https://youtu.be/IpMOrX1fzGM
Mercenarity
levyathyn
Are you a sphere of pure plutonium encased in a layer of beryllium, because you're glowing hot and I'd slip up and let you ruin my life.
Are you pancuronium bromide? Because you take my breath away.
ChetinBey
I’m so dumb I thought they were holding a dead mouse.
JSinNOLA
The Microphone's windscreen is called a "Dead Cat".
I missed the second joke because I was fixated on how the "prop" was going to be used.
charondaboatman
Bigblackdick69
svga
crespomodesto
WOULD, no further questions
Sen7ryGun
Wood. No further questions.
BananaForScaIe
Wood. Question it if you must.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
I got this post
Aforaseem
Are you hydrogen fluoride? Because AAAAAAAAAAAAA
PoorSucker
Damn, nice
Exyr
The prion one I saw coming from a mile away but damn if that's not good.
3Davideo
I thought it was going to be something about folding.
ancalime
You can see prions from a mile away? You must have good eyesight.
reichstein
Ha ha ha ha..... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
graffglobal9
I did not, I was expecting something about folding your proteins or something I don't know. 🤷
RAJrios
Baby, I'll fold /your/ proteins
Fadetoblack021
"Are you a prion because you're slowly rotting my brain."
BatsArentBugs
“Are you a prion? Because you seem very rare. And, ah, deadly.”
How is that sexy?
Boooooooo!
It's called an infatuation and it's not.
K
CataclysmicFate
Potassium!
CrisprCAS
Are you carbon? Because you look like you could take four at once.
TheDildoOfConsequences
Are you hydrogen fluoride? Because you're getting under my skin.
TsubakiTragic
subtle
sheeeiit
four what?
mandacarallo
Hydrogen, I guess. CH4, methane
Pokegeologist
Carbon will go on a ride with anybody.
nullbr
The whore of the perodic table
KittyKlimt6
Notice how it got from harmless joy to rape culture the moment a man entered the room.I wish I was wrong.
casbott
Go cyberstalk CrisprCAS profile a bit.They even have a folder marked nudes - check it out..... [before deciding on up/down vote]
MajorasTerribleFate
Not s fiber of clothing to be seen there.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
What how do you make that leap
Unlike porn and mainstream media makes you believe, real gang bangs are mostly rapes.
mieper3
That was not a rape joke though. It was a group sex joke, but not rape joke
Myowngrampa
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
*four O's
Only two Os, both from doubles
No idea.
camn333
Carbon can form 4 covalent bonds.
aRootinaTootin
LeftRightThere
I would like to meet a science woman that uses these pickup lines
Would just be nice to meet a woman that uses pickup lines in general 😂
InkGoat
Take some geology majors courses.
spicepoet
shouldn't be difficult? well except in the USA where they are fired for being DEI hires at the national labs.
VeryBoredJade
Try being a science guy.
I’m a computer scientist
ReverseSyzygy
I would like to meet a science woman
I would like to meet a woman
I like woman
MusicPenguin
Meh, soon all those feelings will vanish, and you will get your oxytocin deprived body through the day just purely through spite and stress.
Lyrahani
I lik
Nobody213
lik
OrangeComet
Let’s see your Uranus.
CrazyT2018
DurbPlnnr
Contagious energy, wide smiles, wholesome demeanor. I'm hooked.
Badwolf09
peterchen
So corny. So into it.
PinkEater
The only thing I know about all that is a Careless Whisper. Great. Now that is going to stick like a heavy attraction in my memory...
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
tzahtman
OrangeComet
Rubyrose99
They all seem fun
Crosseyedcockatoo
I saw a couch and the word ‘scientists’ in the title. The internet has ruined me.
MaleProstateMilker88
Cute.
StTriniansHeadBoy
Insult variation: are you a copper nanotube? Because you look like a CuNT.
drduffer
Wait! Isn’t there one for astronomy nerds involving Uranus?
codeacrobat
They'd all work on me.
bassaro
Of course they would, that's just Chemistry.
WeeemRCB
The first two have matching socks
DejDek
The lass who did the prion line could ruin me and I’d smile. Gorgeous.
Snooj
Are you gold? Because you are heavy and have a grossly overinflated idea of your value. No, wait, that's no good...
bassaro
Are you carbon monoxide? Because that would explain the vomiting.
DanielAsparagus
Social worker here: girl you look like a snack, have you renewed your CalFRESH?
UncleRat
That's so hot. And I'm talking Kelvin, not Celsius.
Gruesslibaer
"I wish I were DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes."
ChareAndFlaff
I'm bringing Stickleback https://youtu.be/IpMOrX1fzGM
Mercenarity
levyathyn
Are you a sphere of pure plutonium encased in a layer of beryllium, because you're glowing hot and I'd slip up and let you ruin my life.
bassaro
Are you pancuronium bromide? Because you take my breath away.
ChetinBey
I’m so dumb I thought they were holding a dead mouse.
JSinNOLA
The Microphone's windscreen is called a "Dead Cat".
ChareAndFlaff
I missed the second joke because I was fixated on how the "prop" was going to be used.
charondaboatman
Bigblackdick69
svga
crespomodesto
WOULD, no further questions
Sen7ryGun
Wood. No further questions.
BananaForScaIe
Wood. Question it if you must.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Aforaseem
Aforaseem
bassaro
Are you hydrogen fluoride? Because AAAAAAAAAAAAA
PoorSucker
Damn, nice
Exyr
The prion one I saw coming from a mile away but damn if that's not good.
3Davideo
I thought it was going to be something about folding.
ancalime
You can see prions from a mile away? You must have good eyesight.
reichstein
Ha ha ha ha..... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
graffglobal9
I did not, I was expecting something about folding your proteins or something I don't know. 🤷
RAJrios
Baby, I'll fold /your/ proteins
Fadetoblack021
"Are you a prion because you're slowly rotting my brain."
BatsArentBugs
“Are you a prion? Because you seem very rare. And, ah, deadly.”
Exyr
How is that sexy?
BatsArentBugs
Boooooooo!
Snooj
It's called an infatuation and it's not.
Exyr
K
CataclysmicFate
Potassium!
CrisprCAS
Are you carbon? Because you look like you could take four at once.
TheDildoOfConsequences
Are you hydrogen fluoride? Because you're getting under my skin.
TsubakiTragic
subtle
ChareAndFlaff
sheeeiit
four what?
mandacarallo
Hydrogen, I guess. CH4, methane
Pokegeologist
Carbon will go on a ride with anybody.
nullbr
The whore of the perodic table
KittyKlimt6
Notice how it got from harmless joy to rape culture the moment a man entered the room.
I wish I was wrong.
casbott
Go cyberstalk CrisprCAS profile a bit.
They even have a folder marked nudes - check it out..... [before deciding on up/down vote]
MajorasTerribleFate
Not s fiber of clothing to be seen there.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
What how do you make that leap
KittyKlimt6
Unlike porn and mainstream media makes you believe, real gang bangs are mostly rapes.
mieper3
That was not a rape joke though.
It was a group sex joke, but not rape joke
Myowngrampa
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
*four O's
CrisprCAS
Only two Os, both from doubles
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
No idea.
camn333
Carbon can form 4 covalent bonds.
aRootinaTootin
LeftRightThere
I would like to meet a science woman that uses these pickup lines
Sen7ryGun
Would just be nice to meet a woman that uses pickup lines in general 😂
InkGoat
Take some geology majors courses.
spicepoet
shouldn't be difficult? well except in the USA where they are fired for being DEI hires at the national labs.
VeryBoredJade
Try being a science guy.
LeftRightThere
I’m a computer scientist
ReverseSyzygy
I would like to meet a science woman
ReverseSyzygy
I would like to meet a woman
ReverseSyzygy
I like woman
MusicPenguin
Meh, soon all those feelings will vanish, and you will get your oxytocin deprived body through the day just purely through spite and stress.
Lyrahani
I lik
Nobody213
lik