A pressure cooker helps a lot. The meat is still pretty lean but it's more tender. Braising for a few hours works too. I see some people slice it into steaks and cook it rare which is supposed to be good.
Makes sense. The good cuts of meat tend to be the ones that don't get as much use in the animal, as opposed to the one muscle that literally never stops being in constant motion for the entirely of the animals life.
This architecture actually improves the function of the heart. Rather than squeezing directly inwards (like popping bubble wrap) each heart beat is technically a twist and squeeze like wringing out a towel. It allows better ejection of blood overall from the "strong" left side aiding the weaker right side.
I have political posts blocked to save my sanity. I need to stop looking at comments altogether. Someone will bring politics into everything and anything. Your comments is harmless, but it ruins the fun :p
Technically true, but really, whether they somehow learned nothing in school better than interesting tidbits with no real structure...or they only think they learned nothing, regardless of how they arrived at this narrative...that's still a tragedy.
Huh? Can you please give me one example where your hypothetical would be true? I’m open to having my mind changed, but currently I maintain that it’s always a tragedy.
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#1 Cute
Lekonua
Spirals, you say…? https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleWc3em9wZHl6cDMyNG56cG9kODVpbXduNDA0cXgwbmQ5dGtxeTN2bCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/u3ooHrroKI84E/giphy.mp4
germican12
This kills the patient.
Howlingowl
Why doesn’t it leak?
HumanCats
The way he's twisting that heart reminids me of my ex for some reason.
KorbinX
People wonder why scrolls on paper do nothing ;)
JackSmiles2
D: oh shit I didn't realize we were this far into the ending of One Piece!
ImAGrower
So, can we start rolling them out and power washing them instead of a transplant?
JJohnston94
At the organ bank: "Yes, we know it's a heart. We want to know where you got it."
TexMexHex
His shirt makes me think this is pyramid scheme or an MLM.
AdrianDunne
Achtualy, Ireland is an inverted funnel marketing opportunity.
gobnaitOLunacy
Thats an Irish rugby shirt. But seriously, you should look at buying this bridge. Is nice bridge.
bloodomen
This kills the patient
youreathing
Double-helix DNA. Double-helix heart.
Hexrowe
Don't play with my heart like that, man.
captainsweatypants
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Boatsntoes
I’ve dissected them and they didn’t come apart like that
doomedtogrow
Interesting. So you cal roll it out like a big flank steak when you are making tacos.
Poppypoppoppop
Yes, once at least.
Fightdisinfo
Garlic n herb brackolli
MechKelly
You mean braciole?
Fightdisinfo
BroKolli
cre8majic
heart muscle/meat is extremely tough/chewy, even after a malleting and marinating
Halfwise
how is it ground then marinated?
MechKelly
A pressure cooker helps a lot. The meat is still pretty lean but it's more tender. Braising for a few hours works too. I see some people slice it into steaks and cook it rare which is supposed to be good.
xizar
Branched strands don't make for easy chews.
TheCarpe
Makes sense. The good cuts of meat tend to be the ones that don't get as much use in the animal, as opposed to the one muscle that literally never stops being in constant motion for the entirely of the animals life.
Justinprking
I did have some beef heart pastrami from this butcher shop in town and while rich and I couldn’t eat much at a time, it was quite good.
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
*I hear*
MechKelly
You can buy beef heart in grocery stores. Ask the butcher about it.
2graves
I love chicken hearts
moosemaimer
If you took all the blood vessels from a person's body, and laid them end to end, that person would die.
YippeeKayakOB
Mandatory 'this kills the patient'
stratospherecaster
It's shaped like a croissant
IONE007
I knew some people had twisted hearts but it seems everyone does.
buiggio9
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Magnar1183
"An human"...? Really?
justplainvanilla
acuteavocado
wtf put it back i need that
deltaforcain
Eh, it’s atrocious with just one, but I’ll make due.
ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNineTwoSix
But they need it! You're HEARTLESS!
nothingunused
Put that thing back where it came from...So help me! So help me!
peachesforme
DrSchlepenstein
That's not a heart, it's a transformer.
JohnSatclaire
Every heart can be a transformer. Once.
AHartMurmur
I've heard of spiralizing vegetables, but spiralizing a heart?! Now I've heard of everything!
DOcelot1
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CaptSchmidtGaming
hehehe there it is
yourmomsfavoriteplayer
This architecture actually improves the function of the heart. Rather than squeezing directly inwards (like popping bubble wrap) each heart beat is technically a twist and squeeze like wringing out a towel. It allows better ejection of blood overall from the "strong" left side aiding the weaker right side.
chevymonster
It is absolutely amazing overall. A single tube evolved into a double spiral.
Ihug
Bodies are just amazing fucked up machinery, huh?
chevymonster
Amazing that they function at all, really.
SonicTheHedgehog2
Is the patient gonna be okay?
NPaine
Heartbroken. But sure, why not.
Jaqdakloun
Yeah, they put it back in after the demonstration
bolobass
This kills the patient
defurious
Currently furling and unfurling in their grave
monkeyfly
Thoughts and prayers.
HeraldOfTheBadger
Better than us
DocAqua
I can guarantee that their cardiac rhythm is stable and additional blood loss will be negligible.
bhobby1212
He became a Republican.
ProbablyWrong524
That's a heart, not a brain.
Kyen155
Exactly, no heart, no brain!
Rihn
I have political posts blocked to save my sanity. I need to stop looking at comments altogether. Someone will bring politics into everything and anything. Your comments is harmless, but it ruins the fun :p
bhobby1212
ManOCheese
Depends on the sauce
DrKonrad
He has to be patient
WigglyBlondeNoodle
Someone's going to have to have a heart to heart with them.
PaperStSoapCompany
They put it back after the demonstration and he was good as new 👍🏻
SonicTheHedgehog2
Glad to hear, just typical university hospital antics
historycat
They are living on a farm upstate, with you childhood pets.
DrKonrad
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
well that's good, I hope goldilocks, my posh gold fish, tend to get lonely in that farm.
Fifofu
Better than us. No more suffering, freed from desires.
sundaymondayhippyday
How bad are your desires?
Fifofu
raiker333
Kinda like a crescent roll.
GellyBear46
I was thinking cinnamon roll! Haha!
MightyIink
I've learned more from imgur then I ever did in school.
sarzaya
At least once a week!
OxytocinChaser
So I hope you won’t mind me saying. It’s more than”. <3
TayuBW
Certainly learned more on here than in med school. Course, I've never been to med school
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
That’s tragic
Vermidian
Which is why it's so sad it's gone to shit.
thiscircussucks
The internet is dying.
Vermidian
Not all of it. But here, ye.
JustSomePersonThere
Every time I hear this sentiment I weep, because in those few words you communicate a novel’s worth of tragedy.
xizar
Depends on what you think the purpose of school is, and what you think it's supposed to teach.
PaintedSlate
Technically true, but really, whether they somehow learned nothing in school better than interesting tidbits with no real structure...or they only think they learned nothing, regardless of how they arrived at this narrative...that's still a tragedy.
JustSomePersonThere
Huh? Can you please give me one example where your hypothetical would be true? I’m open to having my mind changed, but currently I maintain that it’s always a tragedy.
xizar
You should not be in school (presumptive secondary) to learn myriad facts, but rather to be taught how to learn and teach one's self. 1/
xizar
(oversimplified, and only one view) primary teaches socialization (sharing/etc) and fills out basic academic skills ("the 3 R's").
troelsflugt350
*Than
MehEdits
A novel’s worth of tragedy.