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Safi!
alittleglassvial
#4 jumanji?
Lundgren1835
Yes the swedish word for goat babys are Killing but it is pronounced Chilling so its Get Chilling not killing
ArisCarroll
#2 yeah my mom asked me about something i only told my fiance (in confidence) about and she was standing right next to me and my mom when my mom asked me about it.... imagine somehow i ended up being the bad guy
WilliamKeith
#36 You kids wanna see a dead body? And not like the unimportant skin bits either lol, this is the part that actually had hopes and stuff.
posierosie868888
#35 I love Shrek!
IceWeaselX
#6 One on the left died last century, so he doesn't get to share in the disappointment.
celestedrake
#3 Worth the risk.
Molotovbliss
Tisherumpkiseranikan
#11 Paige... you know what, I'm bored too. Good luck 😬
ironymus
#37 smug shot
chinesemario
#7 justice for Sheldon, he is so a good boy
lmleeh
number two is a typical narcissist behavior btw and it's bad, if I wasn't clear enough.
ZOMGNO
#2 for everyone else who doesn't wanna scroll back up. "When you tell your Mum a secret..."
idreamofwhirledpeas
Yup. Half of the United States just elected a narcissist and are distracted by every “squirrel!” Trumps throws at them. I wish current culture wasn’t so normalizing of everything toxic. Zero understanding of what is happening, just leaning in.
bikergeek6249
Came here to say this. It's especially an indicator of covert narcissism.
lmleeh
my mother. ahh...
RoscoeDeBoscoe
Took the thought right out of my head
TanithRosenbaum
Wish it had just been family. My mother used to tell stuff I told her in confidence to random shop attendants while we were out shopping for clothes for me and to servers in restaurants and cafes when we were out, as part of small talk.
ladyxsuebee
My grandma loved doing this. I wanted to crawl under a rock because the worker always had the deer in headlights look....
Rynestrm
#13 Are people putting this swim suit on to go poop? lol
WoodORama
#22 That candy was called "Spree". Do they still make those?
RyxZeven
#7 Just cause he's not a dog doesn't mean he's not a good boy. Turtles can be good boys as well.
gtotherizzle
#18 My biography
Merinther
#15 Fun fact: The word "killing" in Swedish is a diminutive form, of "kid", which unsurprisinly means "young (animal)". So "killing" basically means "little young". There's also a diminutive of "get", namely "geting", but that means "wasp". Diminutives are odd sometimes!
PandoraZora
Penny would like to say hallo to Safi!
DownvotesStarWars
#22 I hate driving behind school buses because a few years ago some kid threw an action figure on a long piece of string out the back window and it almost hit my car.
supertigerlamp
Trish, you can say whatever you want about his ability to be trained, but I will be damned if you get to say he isn't a "good boy" >.<
chewmaca2
#34 Wouldn't that just make them Trumpends?
Schoctane
#2 best way to keep a secret is to never tell anyone. Take that shit to the grave.
unluckyandbored
#2 Every time I told my family something in confidence, everyone would know about it within hours. And they wonder why I don't tell them anything anymore..
nojustsayitdont
Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. https://youtu.be/ZO7JTVCG2FE
doctorId
#17 That's just Chief O'Brien from Star Trek with a new hat
decarnatedame
#6 The difference is, those people are honest about lip-synching.
BeverlyHillsBillie
#7 Trish just needs to get off Sheldon's ass, he's doing the best he can.
orngeturtl
That last F for being a good boy did seem unnecessarily harsh
TonawandaBlue
Yep. Still a good boy.
cronkey
Fun fact: his name is Sheldon because he's a turtle and they typically have shells.
AWdeV
this explains nothing about the big bang theory
randomwalrus
Uh, I am pretty sure that that's a dog. Why else would it be in doggy day care? Please, pay attention, or else you may look foolish.
cronkey
Oh oh!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
and it has a nicer ring than Plastrondon
pixelscapes
Full name Plastrondonatello
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Jamerperson
Is #1 a stargate reference?
carrotsonfire
#5 and I like neither of them! Give me houses that look like they were designed by hobbits!
AshesVonDust
Safi is a delightful poof of sunshine
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
#12 - it's the exact opposite for me - it's been so damned hot that the only reasonable time to do any yard work is when it IS raining
oldguyexlurker
You have grass? AND RAIN??? (laughs in Phoenix.)
laserfrog
Yes, but not mow/string trim, because the grass will gum up terribly.
Mairoa
Yes! Someone needs to tell my neighbor this. I've tried but he hates me. Mfer will be mowing the day after record rainfall in winter and get pissy we don't as well. Big HOA president energy for a neighborhood that's not an HOA
laserfrog
yikes, imagine the ruts too
Mairoa
And we're all on septic and his property has only one space for a septic field. House will be worthless without it
AndyTheAbsurd
I live in Florida so sometimes I have to mow even when it's wet. (No HOA but city bylaw says grass must be kept under 10 inches.) I use a corded electric mower and I have a designated stick to scrape stuck-on clippings off with. I have to scrape every two passes across the front lawn whenever the grass is still wet.
garbuhj
Does the city say you have to have grass? If not then you could replace the lawn with something better
BrockEffingSamson
Alligators, for example.
AndyTheAbsurd
No, it doesn't, and there is a xeriscaped yard in my neighborhood that actually looks great. I just don't have the time, energy, and money to convert it right now.
garbuhj
You taught me a new word, thanks!
bikergeek6249
#1 "Ancient Aliens" theories are racist. It's pretty much "Brown people couldn't have engineered/built this huge thing so it must have been aliens." Screw that.
KinetoPlay
Pyramids? Those brown people must have had help.
The Colosseum? Those white people did a great job building that spectacular wonder.
Classic(al) racism.
TerranIV
Not true. It is simply because there is no recorded history of those times, and their technology was SO advanced that it is hard to grasp how it was lost. Nobody has questions about how the Colosseum was built.
Not EVERYTHING is racism...
Tuomir
No recorded history of Old Kingdom Egypt? What are you on? That's just straight up nonsense.
VitaminJay
Except a lot of European Egyptology was from a mindset of 'I, a white rich man, couldn't figure out how to stack rocks, ergo aliens.'
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Yeah but the Colosseum was made by white people so that doesn't quite help make your point
RoutemasterFlash
Exactly. Europe has plenty of impressive ancient monuments, but I've never heard anyone claim aliens built the Parthenon, Colosseum, Hagia Sofia or Salisbury Cathedral. It's inevitably things like the pyramids in Egypt or Mexico or the Easter Island statues that get this treatment.
DarksteelPenguin
Counterpoint: nutjobs have argued many times that Stonehenge was made by aliens.
RoutemasterFlash
Well that's even stupider than the Pyramids argument, because Stonehemge by comparison is a very rough pile of rocks that we've known for decades was constructed and then modified over several millennia.
But either way, the Great Pyramid remains *the* go-to structure for Ancient Aliens theories, so the overall argument is valid.
StewedTomaters
Shithead's advocate: the ancient Britons are/were arguably less "white" than the invaders that came from Northern Germany/Scandinavia, if we're using "white" as an exclusionary term. Those woad-covered Celts? Come on /s